“you guys know all the lyrics to Hermitgang”
well yeah, but you didn’t have to say it, Impulse
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DUDE YOU CAN SEE HOW SHAKY IMPULSES HANDS ARE!!! MAN CALM DOWN
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I am so sorry for the person I’m becoming rn
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i love when impulse fronts or gets close to front and we just word vomit echolalia their entire hermitgang rap
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CAFFEINATED ☕️😵 ANIMATED 😼 REDSTONE INNOVATOR ⚙️✨ MY BEHAVIOR’S CRAZY 😜 🧍♂️ CAN’T FAZE ME ❌🤷♂️ IMPULSE IS NEVER LAZY 💤 TANGO WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME 😢🥺 NOW MY SCOPE 🔫 IS AIMING 💥 YOU BETTER RUN 🏃♂️ FOR COVER FROM ALL THE GHAST 👻 BALLS ⚽️ 🏈🏀 THAT I BE TAMING 😉😏 WITHOUT A SOUND 🔕🤫 WITHOUT NO HESITATION ❌ MY CREATIONS 🤖 ARE AMAZING 🤩 BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP 🪜 OR THE G-TEAM 🦜WILL WIND UP BLAZING 🥵 🔥🔥 WHO’S THE BETTER TEAM ⁉️🤨 THERE IS NO CONTROVERSY 🕴️BUT BEFORE ALL’S SAID AND DONE ✅ Y’ALL’LL BE BEGGING US FOR MERCY 😈😈😈
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The thing about Double life impdubs dynamic to me is that Impulse goes to sleep at 4am and wakes up two hours later from horns and wants to kill <3
...Caffeinated, animated, redstone innovator-
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CAFFEINATED ANIMATED REDSTONE INNOVATOR MY BEHAVIORS CRAZY CANT PHASE ME IMPULSE IS NEVER LAZY TANGO WHY WOULD YOU BETRAY ME WHAT NOW MY SCOPE IS AIMING BETTER RUN FOR COVER FROM ALL THE GHAST BALLS THAT I BE TAMING WHAT WITHOUT A SOUND WITHOUT NO HESITATION MY CREATIONS ARE AMAZING—oh sorry that was meant for a different guy
"It's really hard to think through all of this noise," you say. Etho is strangely focused on the road. "I'm just saying what I heard, is all. They're singing stupid raps to me now. They're really bad and stupid and cringe, actually. They should stop being--cringe? That's what the kids say, right, Cleo?"
"Yep, that's what the kids say," Cleo says. Her voice sounds almost sarcastic but she couldn't have possibly meant to be sarcastic about your wonderful attempt at slang so you decide to ignore it.
"Stop being cringe," you say.
"Yeah. And stop--stop accusing Impulse of murder. He wouldn't," Etho says.
"You... actually know that Impulse guy well, huh?" you ask.
"It's... don't worry about it," Etho says, which means he's not going to answer anything further. He's frustrating like that.
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A CAFFEINATED, ANIMATED REDSTONE INNOVATOR HAS INNOVATED HIS WAY INTO YOUR ASKBOX!!
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
CAFFEINATED, ANIMATED, REDSTONE INNOVATOR!!!!! MY BEHAVIOR'S CRAZY, CAN'T PHASE ME, IMPULSE IS NEVER LAZY!!!!! TANGO WHY WOULD YOU BETRAY ME, NOW MY SCOPE IS AIMING!!!!! BETTER RUN FOR COVER FROM ALL THE GHAST BALLS THAT I BE TAMING!!!!!! WITHOUT A SOUND, WITHOUT NO HESITATION, MY CREATIONS ARE AMAZING!!!!!!!! BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP OR THE G TEAM WILL END UP BLAZING!!!!!!!! WHO'S THE BETTER TEAM? THERE IS NO CONTROVERSY!!!!! BUT BEFORE IT'S SAID AND DONE YOU'LL BE BEGGING US FOR MERCY!!!!
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trans person: im trans
society: okay
impulsesv: caffeinated, animated, redstone innovator, my behavior's crazy, can’t phase me, impulse is never lazy
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caffeinated, animated redstone innovator (cat version)
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Listen grian nobody touches my bush.You’re done. It all started when grian touched my redstone He played himself like like like a xylophone set on automatic doc monster is a savage with technical skill and crazy vocal acrobatics im a legend of the nho with etho beef and double o doc mc is coming for you sevenfold we’ve got rendog and other firemen to douse the flames that you shoot at this leviathan iskall can try again Yo you think i’m in hiding im just biding my time putting pen to paper coming up with rhymes were the star studded group that got together just to crush you once we start something you know we’re gonna see it through im the knight the soldier who brings the fight at first light y’all had to incite so now i gotta indict You’re Guilty. of getting murdered with words y’all are outgunned go home nerds Hermitgang 16x If you think you can stop the symmetry that’s false g team is dialing for help but i’m ignoring their calls and when their bodies dissolve you’ll know that false is on a killing spree.Try to stop my pvp and perish painfully uh huh im the queen of hearts heads and body parts your diamond armor can’t compare to.My martial arts i’ll send a poison dart. To make them breathe their final breath. G team’s name will be the only thing left CAFFEINATED ANIMATED REDSTONE INNOVATOR my behavior’s crazy can’t phase me Impulse is never lazy tango why would you betray me now my scope is aiming Better run for cover from all the ghast balls that i be taming Without a sound without no hesitation my creations are amazing better watch your step or the g team will end up blazing. Who’s the better team there is no controversy but before we’re said and done y’all be begging us for mercy Hermitgang 16x X gon give it to ya i’m gon give it to ya X gon give it to ya Whaaaaaat lyrical boxing dropping blows on all my foes and the g team they’re lookin unclean needin some sunscreen getting burnt by words to hurt this herd of nerds it’s absurd how my rhymes got them injured Danger Danger i got lasers to cut em up like razors it’s flexing season and i’ve got flavor their weak defenses like trenches and fences that these dense heads are presenting. They’re presenting them alright they’re not very good i could walk over that.I could jump over that i could use an ender pearl use my elytra come on g team jeez Hermitgang 16x Now i’m back got some things i wanna say Yeah what’s the letter that starts the alphabet Ay ladies get in line the diggity be on the way Kiff cleo don’t know who she freakin with Who all the signs say to notify her next of kin this diggity dog be dropping bombs nothing but hits Ay spit that rhyme again Brrt but the message is.I can mumble rap and still be the best there is Hermitgang 16x Oh you wanted me to do a verse.I gotta check with g team. I don’t have the rest of mumbo’s bit memorized.Bananas
damn xisuma bone mage arc gone too far 😟
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