#call me to smoke with u

[soft-cryptids]

Smoking Javi is just....yeah.  _____ more of my artworks: (x) you can support me on Ko-fi! (x)  

#javier peña #Pedro Pascal #Narcos #narcos fanart #deep sigh #can you tell I hate drawing clothes #also this man owns me #its a bad habit don't do it kids #my so called art #alternate title #I Want To Make The Impressionable Youth Smoke #thank u Meph

[sluckythewizard]

THEY could give me the surgurey i need (inspired alot by evojellys designs for em. GREAT STUFF)

#THE SUCKENING IS S O COOOOL GUYS VIV N VEX ARE SO FUCKING COOL AND FUNNY... CHARLIES FLAVOR OF DERANGED IS JUST #SO PERFECT FOR THIS CAMPAIGN.. I LOVE HOW HE DOES HORROR AND EVIL AND SCARY AND AAUAUUUGHGHGUUHGHG #their teeht arnt spiked like normal vampires but theyre sharp n smooth like a Beak. in my beautiful heart #ALSO UGHGHGH BIG SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 7 BUT #THAT THING WITH THE MAP. WITH THE DEMONS N VAMPS. THEYRE KEEPING TRACK OF THEM. #'so viv. was that one of mine or one of yours?' IS THIS A PET PROJECT OF THEIRS OR SOMETHING. ARE THEY PULLING MORE STRINGS THAN WE THINK #IS ONE TUGGING AT THE DEMONS AND THE OTHER TUGGING AT THE FANGS? PITTING THEM AGAINST EACHOTHER SO THEY KILL EACHOTHER? #AND THEN ITS EASIER TO TAKE THE BODIES FOR THEIR FUNNY CREATIONS?? IT PROLLY WASNT EASY TO GET SUPPLIES B4 EDWARD CAME INTO POWER #BUT OH MY GOD.. POOR EMIZEL.. THE MEMORY OF HIS CREW WAS TAKEN AND THEN HE WATCHES A BUNCHA THEM GET HORRIBLY DISMATNLED N DISTORTED #HE KNOWS HE CARED FOR THEM AT SOMEPOINT N HE KNOWS THE MEMORIES WERE TAKEN BUT HE JUST. CANT. AUAUUGGUAHGUAHGUAHGUHG #THAT SUCKS SO BAD FOR HIMMM EMIZEEEELL EMIZEL CMERE BABY BOY ILL SMOKE U OUT BOY. GET AWAY FROM THOSE EVIL GUYS I AM BETTER N CAN BE TRUSTE #viv n vex are so cool...theyre fuckin CRAAZYY N SCARYYY BUT ALSO. SO FUNNY... I LOVE A PUNNY JACKASS... 'LOOKS LIKE YOUVE BEEN: DISARMED!' #'IVE MADE THAT JOKE 6 TIMES AND ITS STILL FUNNY EVERYTIME' i gotta draw more of their bullshit... #im already doodling up the 'YOU CAN CALL ME MOMMY!!' bit. i gotta draw more o the monstors n the horrors too... especially emizels sire UGH #I LOVE VILLIAINS THAT ARE SO GENUINELY SCARY BUT SO FUNNY... charlie just does evil ppl like no one else idk what it ISSSS #okayokayoka y im normal im. relistening to the ep n im at the edward part. oh my god. i actually love him. he actually makes my skin crawl #IM DONEthats my rambles for tha day. back into my hole i go. also i have comms open. cmere pspspss i need moneyyy heyyyy cmereeeee #check out my main artblog. GO!!!

[drawfee-quot3s]

[like ghost beef]

ghOst roCK

- karina

#uergh went on night oht #cooked pizza when we got home #woke up this morning toO said pizza #my beloved flatmate gave me her garlic herb dip????? #absolute ecstasy this morning cant lie #pizzas got stuffed crust too like this shit is insane #anywah about to go for a fag #dont smoke kids its bad for u #drawing pokemon type combos that were never used in game #the idea of normal rock type is rEally funny to me like its just someones rock pet or whatever theyre called #drawfee #drawfee quotes #drawfee video #karina farek #karina drawfee

[hella1975]

some people really still treat drugs like it's a fun little thing and im trying SO hard not to get mad about it

#like okay so the set-up is this my flatmate (F) is chronically ill and is on immunosuppressants as well as a fuckton of other stuff #and she started smoking weed bc it's the only thing she's ever found that even touches her pain #ive NEVER had a problem with that ive never had a problem with WEED even IVE done it a couple times #but me and her have VERY different attitudes towards drugs #i came from a hometown where we were between two notoriously drug-high towns/cities and we get caught in a lot of the trading #between those towns so naturally my town just generated a fuck ton of dealers starting when they were like. thirteen years old #i saw it through my entire year i was exposed to class A drugs when i was like. fifteen at parties and shit #it's HUGE in my town i seriously can't express how much it's crippled the youth of my town #like my childhood best mate's brother literally got glassed bc he got into debt with dealers it's just everywhere #so that alone makes me very wary of drugs and like. the novelty of them is just NOT THERE for me at all i actively dislike them #AND THEN there's all the kids in my year that have died bc of substances. there's the phone call when i was AT A PARTY #that my seventeen year old cousin had OD'd. like that just summed it up for me it's so prevelant that i was at a party with drugs #while he was dying. so yeah wholeheartedly i couldn't give a shit about drugs i wont touch anything stronger than weed and even that #im not keen on. my flatmate however? she DOES drugs like she smokes regularly and she likes edibles #but she doesn't come from a druggy place so it's a weird combo of me (doesn't do drugs) knowing more than her (does do drugs) #and bc she's the one who actually does them she pure WONT LISTEN TO ME #and do u know what happened last night? this girl on IMMUNOSUPPRESSANTS got completely fucked #like drank 2/3 of a big bottle of vodka within an hour. and then she fucking went and did ket #and i literally was like 'that would be an awful idea anyway but ket you're REALLY supposed to not mix with alcohol' #like obvs mixing any high class drugs is bad news but ket is renowned for going bad with alcohol #i think it's bc it shuts off the opposite side of the brain that alcohol does? so taking both increases risk of shutting the whole thing of #or smthn. like people forget than an overdose isn't always fatal and i think bc they associate overdosing = dying #they assume the risk is EXTREMELY low especially when ur young and feel untouchable #AND THEN she smoked some weed as well. like i literally sat sober with her and her mate the entire time and again in the kitchen #bc i thought id distracted her from the weed and sitting with her she thought i was just hanging out #like NO BITCH IM MAKING SURE YOU DONT KHOLE BC YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO LISTEN TO ME #and i hardly slept last night bc i convinced myself when i woke up she'd be dead in her room #and we had such a nice day planned today like it's super sunny and me F and another mate are spending the whole day at the park #but she's just cancelled bc she feels too shit and im just. TRYING not to be angry about it #WHY ARE SOME PEOPLE SO DUMB

[bonefall]

Does mapleshade still follow Crookedstar in this? What if her purpose doing that is to make sure riverclan never rejects a half-clan kit again (that’s why he doesn’t question Misty and stone and another reason for wanting his grandkits in riverclan)

I'm passionate about the idea that people are heavily influenced by their circumstances. It's much easier to be a good person when you have loving guidance and the environment to be your best self. Likewise, pain and suffering can bring out the worst even in the kindest, most selfless people.

And in both of the AUs I have for Mapleshade, she is not a particularly nice person to begin with. But being StarClan's best prosecutor allows the positive aspects of her personality to shine. So to answer your question:

"Does Mapleshade still follow Crookedstar?"

#Bonefall Rewrite

In the current version of my rewrite, Mapleshade is condemned to the Dark Forest for 3 counts of murder. She takes the ruling with pride and confidence, playing to the sympathetic crowd by chasing the other damned souls into the Dark Forest.

In truth she's just as spiteful as she was in life, and now she's alone with no friends or family, bored, in Hell, and uses all that spare time to haunt Appledusk's lineage, and basically everyone associated with her death (Perchpaw/shine as well).

So, it's really not for a constructive reason that she follows Stormkit. She pushed him off the stone to kill him and only broke his jaw. She notices that Rainflower has a spiteful, awful view of her son, and decides that it would cause even more suffering to keep Stormkit alive. She kills some more kits so he'll have a foster to suckle him, just to watch them make each other miserable.

(rewrite recap: Rainflower is now the Appledusk descendant. Stormkit is not getting a cruel renaming, Crookedjaw is an honor title.)

Crookedstar follows Darkstar's commandment, the Queen's Rights, because he is a good, proud leader who abides by the traditions of his predecessors. That's all. Mapleshade doesn't need to bully him into 'clan loyalty' or anything, her haunting is much more actively malevolent than canon.

#Better Call Mapleshade AU

In StarClan, Mapleshade is with her kits. Her wonderful, sweet children-- they are an excellent influence. She's still ruthless and vengeful, of course, but she lives for the contrary position she can hold up to StarClan

A LOT of her motivation stems from that. From knowing that StarClan would otherwise let people in who shouldn't be there (hypocritical? Yes) and she takes this duty very seriously.

The BCM AU shares some aspects of the Bonefall Rewrite, but here, I think it's very similar to canon. Mapleshade watches Rainflower emotionally abuse an innocent kitten, and she KNOWS that Rainflower would just get into StarClan without any intervention (the way she did in canon). Mapleshade needs more evidence to condemn her-- and she will create scenarios to get what she needs.

On one paw this IS born out of righteous fury. She IS thinking of her own kits, you might agree that Rainflower deserved the Dark Forest, and Mapleshade won't FORCE Rainflower to do anything she wouldn't already do. She will test her, that's all.

But to test her? She is going to use Crookedkit. This WILL cause a lot more pain to him than if she just left it all alone and let Rainflower get into StarClan. She encourages him into positions of power to prove himself, she lets this young cat think that his value is tied to what his abusive mother thinks of him.

Because the more pain he displays, the further the lengths he goes to in service of appeasing Rainflower, the more Mapleshade can use as ammo to get her damned.

Mapleshade always serves her own interests first and foremost, not those of the greater good.

#I typed out ''not those of the greater food'' by accident and FELLAS I am hungry #I want salmon so bad guys #I want a teriyaki/soy marinade with a little bit of citrus. Just a splash #Only I could get through a deep character analysis like this and come out only thinking about food #But consider; food is so delicious. you cannot blame me #Mapleshade #Rainflower #Crookedstar #Better Call Mapleshade AU #Bonefall Rewrite #Anyway like I want Mapleshade to still always be a baddie #I love her too much #EVIL women can have my heart and several other organs #im thinking about fish again #I once worked on the worldbuilding for an rp and we made a tradition based on the Mapleshade incident that you'd take-- #--trout and glaze it with maple syrup and then applewood smoke it for parents expecting a litter #I guess Mapleshade is just gonna make me crave fish for the rest of my miserable life #i should make some warrior cat inspired recipes someday #Or just some general dish ideas #new ask game LOL give me something ur clan eats and ill make a recipe for u #god im hungry #Maybe I should go eat lunch #warrior cats

[bunnie-bits]

i wanna kis (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠) it's almost midnight ladies u know what that means .. (yearning hours)

#me n my friend got crossfaded n rly cozy and i wanted 2 cuddle but that wouldn't b appropriate btwn us (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠) i wouldn't #dare ask omg. but now i rly want someone 2 lay on my chest n hold them n give each other eepy kisses ₍ ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ ₎ #i also wasn't expecting company 2 day bc i didn't have the energy 4 stuff this wk and it's like (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠) #i don't wanna kick u out given ur night but i should be laying down rn (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠) either that or doin fuck all in the back lol #and so i brought us 2 the back n we smoked n talked in the dark‚ and got to trade ghost stories bc she also dealt w ghosts as a kid 0: #that was fun (❁´◡`❁) I'd been wanting to do that w her since i found out #it's nice having a friend who's been into horror since they were young too ╰(￣ω￣ｏ) that talk was after watching 2 movies hehe #we saw evil dead rise n malignant 😈 and then talking abt spiritually in a non-religious sense then ghosts #and originally i was gonna get food but nah we used a coupon for 2 pizzas n got delivery it's been an extremely chill night and i needed it! #things have been so crazy this week with work omg. my weekend is probs gonna b uneventful (hopefully!) and i wanna b at home!! #just veg out n play bibyo gaym (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠) and buy more bags of food for the squirrels n birds #these squirrels omg 😂 i work in the back and they know i give them food so they've been getting up on my lap sometimes like hello?? #or i look over my laptop and fr see a squirrel just sitting in the chair across from me poking their head up over the table staring #i knoooow babies i know I'll get u ur food as soon as possible. omg and i have monday off?? i forgor ;u; !! n e ways I'm feeling good 2night #started out Yearning but (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠) what a great way to start my weekend. she called me just as i was wrapping things up w work :3 #i can actually Breathe this weekend and I'm not exhausted (⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠;⁠) nice. #im gonna go listen 2 my silly little music n go back 2 yearning hehe. but hiii a girl is Up now and im v stoned n in sleepover mode

[somebodylovesyougcv]

because jimmy is a mitski girl

#olivia's corner #i dont smoke unlocks something insane inside of me #like triggers a brain meltdown i start shaking and screaming the lyrics in the car banging on the steering wheel #but tell me this song isnt jimmy #try and fucking tell me #jimmy mcgill #better call saul #mcwexler #i cant make gifs so this is the best i can do bc ITS IMPORTANT TO MAKE THESE CONNECTIONS #so they dont exist in my head bouncing around making me crazy #i can make all of u bitches crazy <3

[shopcat]

sorry to people about to witness infighting but it is so interesting to witness the meltdowns of australians online trying to defend the naur thing bc of h2o being like NO ONE SOUNDS LIKE THIS!!! THEIR ACCENTS ARE EXAGERATED!! the cast of h2o are... a sydneysider a south african and someone from brisbane. what you mean to say is no one sounds like you uptight pommy cunts 😭 maybe pull your tongue back from down your throat so you stop swallowing every word you speak have you tried that. and also to be honest curb the classism actually ☝️

#🐾 #like h2o is set in the gold coast man idk what to tell u 😭 they sound normal #also it doesn't matter #if you were truly so upset u think we don't sound like that then why would u need to constantly defend it .. #TBH i think even thinking about classism re: here makes me feel insane bc it's addressing the lifetime of. things i Know are true #but no one SAYS it........ like why are people genuinely so fucking hostile to anyone who isn't from fucking melbourne or sydney 😭 #even the difference between brisbane vs the other capitals like as if brisbane isn't also a .... city ... a massive city #why do people think it is a couple 5 story buildings and a bridge #its also not that dramatic sometimes for sure but honestly 😭 like we're called bogans bc we have a different accent to u how is that not #literallt just classism . next to the actual classism of bogan = Poor Redneck who smokes cigarettes on their babies #you guys sound so country wow you're so fucking poor. KILL YOURSELF #oh edit i mean the australian classism i don't give a fuck about the naur thing

[hauntedwoman]

i rly don't want to go to my psych appt today........

#either he's gonna hold my klonopin hostage by drug testing me or he's gonna make a #make a comment on my weight #i need to find a new doctor but everything my area is like monopolized by the same healthcare company or whatever u wanna call it #and they drug test when you're on benzos which is ridiculous #i smoke weed bc it helps with my appetite and i take my klonopin when i need to force myself to calm down #i can't be high all the time bc that freaks me out i need my pills !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[padfootastic]

i keep thinking of prongsfoot grandparents.

james is overjoyed to hold a baby in his arms again. he tries to get harry to leave the kids with him as often as possible, to the point that harry’s like ‘dad, can we borrow our child for a sec pls? just to remind them who gave birth here’ and james just has this huge pout and a put-upon sigh like ‘yeah fine, i guess’

and sirius is like the extremely overindulgent grandfather (he’s still called papa in this universe btw. james is gramps) who’ll buy out entire stores if his grandkid so much as thought out about it. harry’s just like ‘seriously? u did not have to rent out an entire theme park for my five year old. she won’t even remember this.’ ‘sirius i don’t want them to grow up as spoilt brats’ and he’s just like ‘chill. u turned out fine’

and because they’re like, super young, right? u have the classic trope of j&s in public, someone going ‘oh your kids are so cute!’ and them going haha no while lilylu screams ‘gramps!’ in the bg.

(also o k listen. prongsfoot as silver fox babes???) (harry already knows the pain of having people around him fantasise about his extremely hot dads but now his kids have to go through round 2 of their friends doing the same w their grandfathers)

#harry potter #james potter #sirius black #prongsfoot #good grandfather sirius black #good grandfather james potter #i went into the prongsfoot tag and got pissed as fuck #then a couple others and my day is ruined before it’s even begun #so i need to distract myself from screaming into the void #anyway. i don’t think i’ve talked about my love for silver fox daddies on here yet #you cannot tell me the look would not slap for these two #like their default is dilf #and then now they have greys coming in??? peeking out from the temples??? strands woven into curls??? #should i introduce a new tag saying pen’s thirsty lmao bc 🥵 #also james potter with a dad bod is such a precious image #he can still smoke the kids on a broom tho #like u just *know* these would be the fav oldies in the family #‘how dare u call us oldies we r in the prime of our life’ #*proceeds to fuck in the shower & pull their backs trying to prove a point* #that’s a hard one to explain the next day #‘i fell down the stairs’ ‘…u were trying to chase ur youth again werent u’ #I LOVE THEM SM #will someone please write this for me #pen’s notes #pen’s favourites

[bibleofficial]

i held 1 of the 2 chinese flatmates (that ive actually met) hostage to Force him to Talk to Me & i had him smell weed for the first time & he started coughing 😭😭😭

#stream #ALSKALSKALKAALKSALKSLAK #i learned so much from him #like how u can still smoke inside in china ? legally ? 😭😭😭 ALSKALKSALKSALKSLA HE ASKED WHY THERE WERE SO MANY SMOKE ALARMS #‘why is the west so afraid of fire ?’ ALSKALSKLSKLAKSAL #IT MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD #like bc like the homes in this city were built in the 1800s so if 1 goes up in flames the rest of the streets gone too 😭😭😭 #he’s so fucking funny #also about maotai so i’m going to find some of that #his name is [phonetically] ‘yen je’ ‘je’ pronounced like the french pronoun je (i) idk how it’s actually spelt in english but yea #& the other guys name is arthur - i mean he said he wants to go by arthur so i’m obliging him ALSKALSKALSLAL i asked ‘is that what u want me #to call u’ bc i did the same thing w yen je bc he wanted me to use his last name bc it’s easier - like i’m living w yall; i can learn how to #pronounce ur name like u do it w mine too ? it’s not hard ? 😭😭 #i STILL haven’t met the mexican or the other chinese guy 😭😭😭😭 #ALSKALSKALSKALKSLANA LIKE ARE YALL EVEN HERE I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW #ALLEGEDYLY THEY ARE #THEY DONT HAVE A N Y T H I N G IN THE KITCHEN #LITERALLY ITS JUST ARTHUR YEN JE & I THAT HAVE EVEN BEEN IN THE KITCHEN IT LOOKS LIKE 😭😭😭😭😭 #like y’all …. these are sooo expensive idk how they’re just. not here - i mean it’s cheaper than private sector but still 😭😭😭 it pains me #having to put it on my credit cards 🥲 #like i’m tearing up rn bc i’ve to pay the next installment in like 2 weeks 😭😭😭😭😭

[hella1975]

i don’t think my mum appreciates my bargain hunting

#JUNE IS ACTUALLY COMING TOGETHER IM BITING MY FUCKIGN FIST #like not to deep it but seeing the hours and hours u clocked from ur MINIMUM WAGE waitressing job finally pay off #is actually so emotional like i suffered more than jesus working the holiday season #and I’ll have to work reading week and easter despite exams again #but it’s actually starting to be WORTH IT #like america on its own is the first big thing I’ve ever saved for #but doing newcastle AND london in the DAYS leading up to it? to say sam fender and harry styles in concert? #*see #like that is so spenny I don’t DO shit like this but i AM bc I worked hard and will continue to do so #v proud and excited <3 #also if u don’t know the context of these texts #when me boom and hannah went to london together we got a dirt cheap Airbnb by CROYDEN #and the police got called on someone else staying there 😭 we literally locked our door and were trying not to make any noise lmfaoo #and my londoner dad was just like ‘wahey that’s the big smoke for you 💪🏼🍺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿’ when I told him like ZERO fucks given #rwbt 2.0 #<- not rlly but oh well #more like the pres for rwbt 2.0

[youngestdaughtersyndrome]

im really good at fostering completely useless talents that have literally no real life application but are enchanting nonetheless

#call me when u need someone to spit water 20ft or tie a windsor while smoking + driving 80mph #hollyws

[bivampir]

my roommate is out so i simply called my mom to come kill the spider for me :) she didn't kill it she took it out. thank you mother

#TO BE FAIR. SHE WAS IN MY AREA AND CALLED ME FIRST. AND I WAS LIKE #that's awesome could u drop by to kill a spider for me :-) and she was like why are you pathetic how old are you #she then stole a cig from me and told me to stop smoking. thanks mom #misc posting

[sillypilled-friendcel]

"what do you know about drinking" "what do you know about smoking" "what do you know about weed" "what do you know about drugs" you do not know me or my life!!!!!!

#hes always like “what do you know” and then theres a chance hell call me the r slur #and like. i was a smoker for 4 years. i was an alcoholic for 6. #i did speed in muddle school #i smoked pot and had edibles. i had edibles woth my fucking parents. #amd then he complains that i have a vape (bought with my own money!!) and that my parents give me alcohol now (they gave my sisters alcohol #at 13!!) #like he smoked and drank around my suster with cigarettes and drinks my parents bought her #but the moment ma buys me a vaoe with ny own money or i have any experience drinking its awful #i guess its because shes sooo mature and hard working and ik just a disrespectful kid #even tho im a fucking adult now and he never had any right to treat me half the way he did/does #“i treat her like i treat my 10 year old brother” srsly. srsly?? am i 10 now? am i your 10 yr old baby brother now? no. im 18 fucking years #old and i had a totally different life experience than your brother when i was 10 too. we are not related. that is NOT what they meant when #they said to treat me like your younger sister. fuck you. fuck off. #also. im SORRY to your brother if this is how you treat him. but it fucking isnt. your kind to him. you play with him. u fckng LOVE him #while ur an absolute abusive POS towards me #u literally talk shit about me! too my friends!! what? u think my bestie since 6th grade and my cousin ive known all my life are gonna agree #with you? how fucking stupid can u be? #also. u r not the expert on disability just becuz u lost half ur foot and have adhd. ur extremely fucking ableist actually #“i could play sports and so cpukd this guy with a pacemaker i knew so no disability is ever an excuse you can do anything and also im gonna #call you (an autistic person) a retard and say the n word constantly and call children n word lettes!!!! becuz i am a totally normal and wel #well adjusted individual!!!“ #i hope someone hears you say half the shit you say and fucking jumps your ass #and i hope those fuckings pigs u love so much dont do shit for you #you ableist racist transphobic homophobic intersexist bigoted piece of fucking shit #like. if a form of bigotry exjsts he fucking loves it. #god. fuck you. fuck you fuck you. #i hope you fucking kill yourself

[mushroomdad]

Ur on character ai rizzing ur fave characters IM on character ai teaching Jack krauser about Marijuanas medicinal benefits

#he tried to call me a libral and godless and we went down a rabit hole that got VERY deep and now hes like sctually do u smoke weed