#like their default is dilf

[padfootastic]

i keep thinking of prongsfoot grandparents.

james is overjoyed to hold a baby in his arms again. he tries to get harry to leave the kids with him as often as possible, to the point that harry’s like ‘dad, can we borrow our child for a sec pls? just to remind them who gave birth here’ and james just has this huge pout and a put-upon sigh like ‘yeah fine, i guess’

and sirius is like the extremely overindulgent grandfather (he’s still called papa in this universe btw. james is gramps) who’ll buy out entire stores if his grandkid so much as thought out about it. harry’s just like ‘seriously? u did not have to rent out an entire theme park for my five year old. she won’t even remember this.’ ‘sirius i don’t want them to grow up as spoilt brats’ and he’s just like ‘chill. u turned out fine’

and because they’re like, super young, right? u have the classic trope of j&s in public, someone going ‘oh your kids are so cute!’ and them going haha no while lilylu screams ‘gramps!’ in the bg.

(also o k listen. prongsfoot as silver fox babes???) (harry already knows the pain of having people around him fantasise about his extremely hot dads but now his kids have to go through round 2 of their friends doing the same w their grandfathers)

#harry potter #james potter #sirius black #prongsfoot #good grandfather sirius black #good grandfather james potter #i went into the prongsfoot tag and got pissed as fuck #then a couple others and my day is ruined before it’s even begun #so i need to distract myself from screaming into the void #anyway. i don’t think i’ve talked about my love for silver fox daddies on here yet #you cannot tell me the look would not slap for these two #like their default is dilf #and then now they have greys coming in??? peeking out from the temples??? strands woven into curls??? #should i introduce a new tag saying pen’s thirsty lmao bc 🥵 #also james potter with a dad bod is such a precious image #he can still smoke the kids on a broom tho #like u just *know* these would be the fav oldies in the family #‘how dare u call us oldies we r in the prime of our life’ #*proceeds to fuck in the shower & pull their backs trying to prove a point* #that’s a hard one to explain the next day #‘i fell down the stairs’ ‘…u were trying to chase ur youth again werent u’ #I LOVE THEM SM #will someone please write this for me #pen’s notes #pen’s favourites

[autumnslance]

Look, I'm just sayin'...

#final fantasy xiv #Lyn Edits #Gaius Baelsar #Glamour #time to put the morally questionable dilfs in Metian gear hours #Redbill Scarf to hide the dreaded 'custom head' line #I like how this default pose makes it looks he's fiddling with the sidearm hilt

[lieu-rey]

my surprising lack of arthur art is attributed to the fact that the man is so fucking hard to draw. to me.

#either i cant draw his face right or i cant get his skintone right #and youd think that a white man like him would be easy to draw bc you know. Default Settings(tm). #but when do i ever draw white men #dilf white men to be specific #i actually have a whole page of arthur expressions from random screenshots and i still cant draw him lmfao #the fact that i was able to draw young arthur with issac was a goddamn miracle #the fact that i can draw JOHN with no problem is insane. #anyway. ill post more art of arthur eventually cndbjcbd #hes literally the first rdr character i ever drew but he turned out so bad i could never post that BCJDBDNN #me talking.png

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

the reason i’m not afraid of aging is because i want to be a hot middle-aged man who has a toxic yaoi relationship with another middle-aged man

#u know i used to be so afraid of aging until i realized that i want to be a dilf. now it’s kinda exciting #i realized recently that i could never picture myself living past my twenties until i pictured myself as a man #but like. i want to be a man and a woman and nothing and everything #but like. i’m cool with how i look now for the most part idk if i would want to transition physically at least not rn #and rn i still dress fem enough that everyone goes straight to she/her #and i like she/her but it hurts rn #bc some of my family has switched to they/them or it/its and it’s just so soothing #but family that knows i don’t like it still use she/her and phrases like ‘daughter’ or whatever even more often on purpose #and it hurts bc i don’t really feel the need to change the way i dress/look but i know everyone assumes she/her #when they see me in a dress or skirt. even w how very not-cis my fashion sense is #but also i fucking hate pants which is a separate thing (prob autism tbh) and even if i wore pants they’d still use she/her #thinking of changing my name to something very masc so i can confuse people enough that they’ll stop defaulting to she/her #and i haven’t told ppl outside my immediate family so idc if they use she/her but i’m fucking pissed when ppl in the family do it #anyways side note when i was 12 my ideal gender (b4 i knew about being non-cis) was a floating consciousness w no body #or a plastic-doll-like creation that’s smooth all over #… i still want to be a floating consciousness actually lmao. it would be great #back then i hated being a girl but i didn’t know there were more options and also i was socially isolated (didn’t leave home for like 2yrs) #and my mother was openly transphobic whenever the topic was brought up so that was my only real experience #but i didn’t really internalize it other than the fact that my mother would be rude if i ever happened to be not-cis and guess what? she is #anyways it’s like 2am and also i’m only awake bc i was captivated by a sugar daddy middle aged gay fic for a show i watched like 5 episodes #for 2 years ago #sorry for rambling in the middle of the night lol #gn y’all

[worstloki]

🎉😈🤯 OwO?

🎉 What leads you to consider a fic a success?

whether it's completed/posted

😈 Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?

Svadilfari in PTTP

🤯 What's a genre you struggle with as a writer (ex. romance, action, etc.)?

ANGST. Does angst count as a genre? I have ideas but am terrible at conveying them seriously. I have to turn everything into a joke, or I start sweatin'

Fanfic Writer Emoji Ask Game

#i post a chapter/fic and consider it a success by default lmao #because like. the aim is to write? and have fun with the writing? #it could be badly done or well received but if I've made an attempt i win #hehe #I really introduced Svadilfari into a fic only to make him a dilf who is prepared to adopt Loki #not the type of daddy fics usually go with #but also perspective bias like that is so >>> #i love doing that #thank you so much for the ask :D

[unicornofgt]

on my way to create another dilf because nobody can stop me

#my default oc is either queer woman who could kill me or dilf #at this point im collecting these men like infinity stones #i got mr perfect dad mr trauma mr horrible no good evil man #actually i have several of the last one #also mr deadbeat but ironically i don’t do much w him #my newest dilf is mr crime boss

[the-acid-pear]

I rlly think im on priest away from fully achieving the kink

#luly talks #fully blaming peretti for this still btw #and that guy at my school church who was also cute af #like its just. priests are by default dilfs or gilfs. and also pathetic lil guys... #unless they are not and that's hot too. luv cool guys............ #and yknow that post about. aboulmkgr #sorry sorry sorry changing subjct rn

[springatito-moved]

no one on eearth but me knows what dilf means

#DAD for one. adult men are not dilfs by default they have to be dads. #and ''id like to fuck'' meaning its SUBJECTIVE OPINION!!!!

[bitterkarella]

Identifying furries by their fursonas

Fox- this is the default fursona for the default furry, namely a twink with a blown out fucked to death asshole

Vixen- Girl fox referred to as a vixen is an egg, girl fox just referred to as a fox is an out trans woman

Kistune - the same as above but weeb flavor

he-wolf - a greasy guy who weighs 12 pounds soaking wet and wears a fedora. republican.

she-wolf - the butchest bull dyke you ever saw

coyote - manic depressive. always on something. the drug connection at any furry party

Cat- always a woman

black cat - could be any gender but always goth

kitten/kitty - a trans sex worker, has an only fans they really want you to know about.

bobcat - older dude. wants people to think he's ex-military

Jaguar - an older black guy. will probably have the word "black" in his fursona's name

lion - just a huge asshole

tiger - another asshole. old. wants you to believe he's ex military or ex-police, probably a member of the dorsai irregulars. major grill dad vibes

jackal - a huge asshole and a slut. white gay racist, probably transphobic

cougar - either a trans woman or a terf. there's no in between

Horse - white woman who identifies as 2 Spirit or a guy who wants to be stomped on

Pony - gay nazi

unicorn - either the absolute gayest dude you can be or a 9 year old girl. sometimes a late in life transition

Tanuki - latino

badger - either a huge lesbian or an old avuncular straight guy. possible sex pest

Raccoon - nature's greatest mistake. too normie to be furry, too furry to be normie. dilf.

bat - either a goth or a real annoying shit (some overlap). invader zim fanboy. doesn't drink alcohol but claims to act crazy on "sugar highs." definitely has dabbled in webcomics

cow - a woman. maternal. mom friend or mommy dom. milf. possibly trans femme

steer - a big strong fat rough trade gay guy

sheep - mom vibes

pretty much any farm animal - mom vibes

domestic pig - wild card. might be a wet and messy fetish thing tho or a trash eating thing. loves to be stinky. loves to talk about being stinky.

wild pig - trans masc

skunk - either a fat beardy guy who has a tumblr blog about animation squash & stretch or a stoner gal. very straight. the straightest. a kinsey 0. has strong feelings about what the fandom used to be like before there were all these kids in it.

rat - is a huge asshole as a front, probably likes talking cigars

lemur - autistic

sloth - 420 blaze it. will never finish any commissions

chakat - an older cishet man who thinks the fandom is too political & refers to "anime" as "japanimation"

sergel - nazi

citra - the biggest dipshit you've ever met

procyon - furry equivalent of the thomas jefferson miku binder pic. you should not be talking to this person, this is a literal child

weasel - a girl with cluster b personality disorders

ferret - a person who has at least one pet ferret, but probably many

mole - this person thinks they're in a beatrix potter story

guinea pig/chinchilla/jerboa/gerbil/any kind of fat rodent you can keep as a pet - the sweetest person you will ever meet

armadillo/pangolin/anteater/aardvark - smug, contrarian. "i just wanna be different"

mouse - vore fetishist, prey. sub.

hyena - vore fetishist, pred. probably trans masc

otter - a dommy twink, possible enby

bear - gay

panda - absolutely a white person pretending to be asian. probably running a gofund me scam with a suspicious story about how they're a professional nintendo gamer who injured their hand or something

bullfrog - a huge fat hairy straight guy

any other frog - inflation or rubber fetishist

axolotl/newt/salamander - genderfluid enby

rabbit - trad wife trans woman

squirrel - autistic and gay

deer - gay

gazelle - zootopia megafan

monkey - punk DIY artist type, definitely loves weed

ape - absolutely baffling. nothing this person does or says makes any sense. you will be left wondering whether you're speaking to a child, a person with severe mental issues, or someone who doesn't have english as a first language

elephant - mom friend

hippo - a fat fetishist or a transformation fetishist

rhino - an older cishet dude who wants to project a curmudgeonly yet approachable aura

kangaroo - definitely not an australian person. extremely focused kinkster, usually feet or inflation. more STDs than should be possible to carry

koala - an asian woman

virginia opossum - anarchist/communist punk trans man who makes zines and/or comics

australian possum - just here to have fun. wants everyone else to be having fun too. wacky funster. (sugar gliders and flying squirrels fall under this category)

any other marsupial - poser

monotremes - extreme poser, don't even bother

doberman- gay dude who tops from the bottom or a cop (there is some overlap)

german shepherd - a nazi or a cop (there is substantial overlap). definitely a furry raider. he will wear his cop uniform to con and after con will post videos pretending that someone was rude to him

afghan - arch femme

basset hound - racist

puppy - sub, probably an egg. extremely draining. cries a lot

all other dogs - just dudes being bros (gender neutral)

dragon - the furries of furries. like to talk about eating "sammiches" and "chocklit." probably an adult baby lifestyler. they will send DMs that just say "hi." they like to RP and when they contact you about a potential commission they are actually just trying to trick you into RP

griffin - the same as above but also a brony

snake - sissy hypno fetishist

turtle - an old man, probably southern. an ironic grandpa.

other scalies - furry in denial. either a child or an old person from CYD. the world's last something awful goons

any fursona with latino vibes - white

any fursona with asian vibes - latino

any fursona with native american vibes - eastern european

avian - girl who's not like other girls. hippie. vegan.

raven/crow - agender voidgoth

chicken - mom vibes

dinosaur - the absolute biggest nerd. probably has an actual degree in paleontology. definitely dresses like miss frizzle.

any invertebrate - not a real furry, their girlfriend just made them get a furaffinity account before they could get ass. either that or they've never even heard of furry, they just came up with the idea of anthropomorphics from first principles. a biology teacher or weirdo (there is some overlap)

amoeba - this is a troll

#furries #fursonas

[bbyquokka]

Okay, I know Han is probably one of the members that's Least Likely to be a Sugar Daddy BUT while my friend and I were ranting about him, I made a joke saying I was okay with being one of the Maknae's Sugar Baby (It's not actually a joke, I'm 100% down for this) and I couldn't get the thought out my head

I honestly want to hear what you think about Sugar Daddy Jisung (If you even think he'd be a Sugar Daddy) cause I'm genuinely curious🥹

- 🦁

i ran out of brain juice and i just don't even know what this is tbh. it sucks. asdjbndo

SMUT BELOW CUT – MINORS, AGELESS & DEFAULT BLOGS; DNI

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 | gender neutral reader, sugar daddy jisung, dilf jisung, oral (m rec), masturbation, penetrative sex, semi proof read. 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒 | 0.4k ~ ( 499 )

dont repost. dont translate. feedback and reblogs are highly advised and appreciated!

sugar daddy ! jisung who is also of a mature age with a small child. he loves his child more than anything in the world however, he is lonely and wants a companion for himself. his child fills that hole in his heart but something else aches inside of him. unfortunately, the love his child gives him just isn't enough.

sugar daddy ! jisung who just wants someone to throw money at. he never really had an implications of wanting the relationship to be sexual of any means. he just wants to care for someone, make them feel loved and cherish because it makes him feel good. he has enough money to go around so why not just throw a couple of hundreds here and there.

sugar daddy ! jisung who saw your ad on a website. his heart sank as he read that money was a little tight for you and that things were a little tough right now. you just needed something stable, a little bit of money for bills and food that's all you asked for.

sugar daddy ! jisung who helps pay your bills, pays for your food and also helps pay your debts. he does it out of the kindness of his own heart however, his feelings are growing for you as they are for you.

sugar daddy ! jisung who jerks off to the thought of you. his sexual desire, the desires he has been suppressing since day one, finally being unleashed. he saw you play with his child, how happy his little one was and it stirred something inside of him. his hand gliding over his thick cock. breathy moans in the form of your name leaving his lips. he didn't want the relationship to be sexual by all means! he just wanted to make someone feel loved and cherished.

sugar daddy ! jisung who thinks things have to change. he loves the relationship he has with you however, when you asked for a certain luxury item one day did you become shocked when he demands you to suck him off.

sugar daddy ! jisung who watches you get down on your knees for him. who watches you take him in your mouth; no questions asked. it's fun, it's dangerous and it just adds more feelings to the relationship. once the deed is done and jisung is somewhat satisfied, does he give you want you want.

sugar daddy ! jisung who thrusts into you like an animal in heat. since the bj you gave him, he's been wanting more. the relationship has escalated into this and neither of you mind. you give him what he wants and vice versa. his thick, veiny cock thrusting into you. one hand on your inner thigh to keep it open whilst the other is over his shoulder to allow him to thrust deeper and deeper. he puts you in various positions, asks you to do various things whilst throwing money at you in the process. you feel degraded but you enjoy it so much!

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒 (𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍) | @bintificreads ; @septicrebel ; @amyyscorner ; @writerracha ; @hyunluvxo ; @aestheticsluut ; @xcookiemonsteer ; @lilquokka04 ; @myprwttyhan ; @fairylouist

#✿ - 🦁 anon ! ! ‹𝟥 #skz smut #stray kids smut #skz hard thoughts #skz hard hours #stray kids hard thoughts #stray kids hard hours #han jisung #jisung #jisung smut #han jisung smut #han jisung x you #han jisung x reader #jisung x you #jisung x reader #skz x you #skz x reader #stray kids x you #stray kids x reader

[ovaryacted]

Every time people want to write a taboo dynamic between a young woman and an older man, the default is daddy’s best friend or best friend’s dad. It’s over played. Boring. Yawning. Sloppy! Like I love dilfs too but I need something new no shade. LIKE DAMN!

Give me something with best friend’s mom and younger man, mom/dad’s childhood best friend and younger man. FLIP THE SCRIPT! BROADEN YOUR HORIZONS! OPEN YOUR EYES! TURN THAT BRAIN ON!

NORMALIZE MILFS IN FANFIC PLEASEEEEEE 🙏

#ཐི♡ཋྀ nic’s nonsense #I’m thinking so loud bro… #like wait… #re2 Leon pulling a bad bitch that’s like 38/40 #yeah

[butterscotch-brigade]

if sponge bob had a tumblr he would just use it as a normal blogging platform. like hed post stuff abt his day or pictures of him at work or with patrick or whatever w captions like "another fun filled day at the krusty krab!!!" or "just went jellyfishing with my bff!!! :)" and MAYBE hed reblog mermaid man and barnacle boy gifs but thats abt it.

squidward would use tumblr the most and have an aesthetic blog where he posts his art and rbs stuff like photography or poetry or music he likes. hes also constantly making callout posts for spongebob (who he has blocked but still hatereads his blog anyway) but he has like 0 followers so nobody ever reads them.

patrick has a blank blog w the default icon and banner. most ppl just block him bc they assume hes a bot

at first glance u would think mr krabs wouldnt use tumblr but he actually has two blogs, one for promoting the krusty krab (bc he sees any form of social media as a way to make money) and also a secret sideblog where he posts a mix of either financial/wealth posts where he brags abt how much money he has AND shirtless pics of himself w captions like "who wants the secret krabby sauce 👅👅👅💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥 #dilf #bisexual #follow4follow" and it has way more followers than the krusty krab one.

plankton steals krabs's idea of using tumblr to promote his restaurant but he also has a secret sideblog of his own where he doesnt post anything but he does use it to follow mr krabs's other blog. he downloads the shirtless pics for """blackmailing reasons""" (supposedly)

sandy doesnt use tumblr bc she has a phd.

#vanilla talks #sb

[xxbun-artxx]

Garmadon redesign 🥺

Quick note

Sorry this took long, I have work and I got sick so the art did kinda take a hit for it and the other request (I'll post by tomorrow hopefully). I do wana redo em in a better way when I get better.

Hey everyone one your favourite soup dumpling oni is here and I offer you today dilf man.

This was kinda fun to figure out since this is a redesign not a rework which is much more relaxing to do because there isn't much lore writing just me vibing with a billion Pinterest tabs lol.

So for this redesign I first thought of which garm I wanted to give  my go at it and after some thought I wanted to do garm in his first oni drip or what I dubed pre Island of darkness.

I actually sketched a garma design like a year or 2 ago where I used alot of white on him so I brought that idea back.

I love white on garmadon (heh..) and I think we shouldn't default to just black for him, he's not truly evil after all (he is kinda emo so I get it lol) . I brighted up his purple to be closer to his cannon indigo.

His outfit is inspired by oni artwork I looked up as well as his actual outfit, but I gave him a boob top. You can't see his boobs now he he he! >:3

I changed his hair to match sesnsi garm as well as change his helmet to be more personal then boonga cave man. I also want to reiterate that garm can retract his horns and tail (so can lloyd), so yeah screw helmet logic. I'm not feeling the white gloves but tell me what you think

Rember to defend Garmadon's honor and eat nice food

Bun, out

#ninjago #ninjago fanart #ninjago art #ninjago bun designs #ninjago garmadon #ninjago lloyd #ninjago zane #ninjago cole #ninjago kai #ninjago jay

[dadmareau]

INTRO

Hello! I’m Modmare, and I’ll be running this ask blog.

This blog will be set in a time-travel AU where Nightmare is trapped in (non-canon) Dreamtale before the apple incident. His brother is currently a Baby, but Nightmare is still corrupted.

Purely because it would be boring to kill a baby (and not because of any remaining bond to Dream,) Nightmare has saddled himself with the grand role of DILF.

This is @syxadel’s time travel dadmare AU. (I am he.)

Loosely inspired by @calcium-cat’s au/fic, One Small Dream.

CONTENT WARNINGS

Themes such as violence, blood, smoking, drugs, alcohol, murder, and torture will appear. Other unlisted dark or potentially adult themes may also appear, so please continue at your own discretion.

For the sake of clarity, no suggestive material will appear on this blog. Nothing sex-related will happen to any of the characters.

Additionally, Baby Dream does not die, and the most he will be injured is a scrape on his knee. No animals will be depicted dying either.

INBOX NOTES

If you’d like to send an ask to me or commentate, please type (OOC) or (Modmare).

By default, all asks will be directed to Dadmare.

Asks will prompt or influence Dadmare’s thoughts or actions.

Unfortunately, he can’t actually hear you like Ink or Error.

Do not thirst in the inbox, there is a child here.

TAGGING SYSTEM MASTERLIST

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

#faq #info #ooc #modmare #introduction #tag list #updated 2/21/2024

[tes-trash-blog]

Hi, I was wondering for a while and decided to ask the expert: How do you think Auri-El worship and understanding of him differed between Altmer, Falmer and Ayleids? What little surviving imagery of Falmer's version of him doesn't seem to have any bird imagery unlike the other two races, instead depicting him as a full elf, so I'm wondering what your take on it is.

Excellent question anon! So excellent I spent a few days mulling it over, looking through notes, and even made a few headcanons along the way. The main points are in bold:

The only Falmeric depictions of Auri-El in the canon are in Skyrim and, to an extent, ESO. The Skyrim depiction is the Elven statue with the vaguely dragonbone-looking robes, whereas the Font of Auri-El has this lovely codex:

[I/D: A yellowed piece of paper headlined with "Ugron gro-Thumog", an Antiquarian in Solitude, reads: "Auri-El, by the looks of it. Seems a little abstract, honestly. Elves make a point of including Elven likenesses in their shrines to reinforce their familiar connections to the Divines. This probably rested near a statue of the Chief Divine himself."]

The font in ESO is a giant wayshrine-like structure with the symbol of Auri-El, a sun with eight curved flares, glowing gently in the center. This symbol is also seen in Skyrim, atop the wayshrines along the Chantry.

Notably, there are no statues of Auri-El, Elvish or otherwise, near these wayshrines in the Chantry. Which is the place made specifically for Auri-El worship. It's entirely possible that the sun was the default, with animal aspects taking on a more specific or diplomatic connotation; I can see the Falmer using the Eagle or even the Dragon to explain their faith to Atmorans.

My headcanon is that Elvish depictions of the Divines were based on the current Prince of that Divine. The Elf you see in the Chantry is, in my interpretation, a depiction of the Snow Prince who reigned when the Chantry was being built. Given that he's bald, it's possible that he was newly anointed as Prince.

Building on the previous bullet point, one of my longest held headcanons about the Falmer is that they were the most spiritual of the Elvish races, which is reflected in their iconography. Instead of conflating their visage with actual gods, they opted for abstractions and symbols as the gods simply do not take a mortal form. A mortal form is made from material, and that means material wants and material burdens; they shed all that! That's how they ascended in the first place!

Some exceptions exist. The Demigod Mara sacrificed her divinity to remain on Nirn, and so she was often depicted as either a mortal or a wolf.

This... differs quite a bit from the Altermic and Ayeild depictions of Auri-El, with the Altmer leaning heavily towards "Elven DILF" and the Ayleids using both Elven and animal aspects, sometimes at the same time.

The Ayeildoon statue of Auri-El is at Garlas Malatar, which is notably where Meridian champion Umaril the Unfeathered made his lair. I may or may not have extensive headcanons on the implications.

The Auri-El statue in the Forgotten Vale and the one in Alinor's Temple of the Divines look eerily alike. I am chalking this up to asset recycling.

#look what rolled in the trash bin #thank you for the lovely ask anon #it was nice to go through my notes and compile them #i'm always on my snow elf bullshit #the elder scrolls #skyrim #eso #auri-el

[exponentialb-zukas]

//ooc post

GUYS LISTEN UP

Idm simping stuff like "can i kiss u" or "r u single" or stuff like stupid terms ( dilf or milf ) being sent bc zuka is just going to be always confused by the terms… BY DEFAULT

BUT UHMM sometimes its best to leave things be unknown for the man

If there are any asks in my inbox that could potentially lead to any of my followers or even myself being uncomfortable i gotta delete it man🤷‍♂️/srs

Extra reminder that im a minor running this account so dont ask anything suggestive/nsfw

Okey thankies 👍👍

#ooc post #may or may not be based on a recent ask #NO HATE TO ANON #they were being silly but i would not answer that #i didnt feel uncomfortable dw guys but if i answered i knew some of yall would be #might update with more stuff/boundaries #might make a strawpage for boundaries just in case