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forabeatofadrum · 7 months

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randomised trope/tag grading game

@captain-aralias tagged me in this fun challenge. I did a trope rating one a while ago, but this one is randomised!!

Rules: Generate your own personal list of 10 AO3 tags to rate. How much do these tags affect your decision to click on a fic? -10 -> very dissuaded 0 - don’t care either way +10 -> very enticed nope -> if it’s a hard no and you’d never click on a fic with that tag or or you even have the tag blocked or you’d insta click out of the fic if it wasn’t tagged Bonus points for explaining the rating and whether it’s conditional.

Drag Queens - 5

5 feels like a good mid-point, because I've never actually read a fic where a character doing drag has a central role, but I do love drag queens in real life, so I wouldn't mind. I just never thought to seek it out. Maybe I should.

Virtual Reality - 0

Define "Virtual Reality". Do you mean the blorbos playing some sort of VR game of the blorbos actually being in a VR-generated world? The first one sounds, uh, kind of boring. The second one sounds more interesting. (Not a fic, but the Hank Green duology really does this well). But also... not really interested in the first place.

Retirement - 0

Look, I just turned 25. I don't have any idea what to think of retirement yet. Ask me again in 40 years.

Feel-Good - 1000

FUCK YEAH. I don't believe that fic necessarily has to be a form of escapism, but it can be and feel-good and pure fluff is my JAM.

Loneliness - idk

This is a tough one, hence the idk. I think it is a great topic to explore, but as someone who's felt incredibly lonely, it's also a tough cookie. So it can be cathartic to see my (past) feelings reflected, but it can also be daunting, so I guess it depends on the mood.

Cardinal Virtues - ????

I had to Google what this means and I am still not entirely sure. I feel like I should, cause I literally study philosophy these days.

But, like, what does this mean for fic tropes? Does this mean a fic is all about a character being just or what not?

Post-Canon - 10

YEAH. I mean, it does depend on how much I love the canon (looking at you, Glee, fuck off!), but if I do love how the show/series/whatever ended, I do like the idea of checking up on these characters, so to speak.

Animal Traits - -10

Meh. I also don't really know what this means. I assume it has something to do with hybrid fics and that is not my thing and it never has been. This assumption is because traits like "loyalty" aren't inheritely for animals, for example dogs. Wait, is THIS what's meant with Cardinal Virtues? (jk)

Unhealthy Relationships - 2

Oof, okay. I was literally just thinking today on how fiction allows you to explore things you don't want to occur in real life and this is one of them. I mean, guys, I love Snowbaz. That isn't particulary healthy, especially in Wayward Son. I suppose it depends on how unhealthy (there's a difference between miscommunication and personal problems getting in the way and straight up physical violence) and how it's explored. If it's romanticised in any way, it's a big no, but to come back to the Wayward Son example, I do like the exploration.

Cannibalism - -100000

LOOK I ALWAYS JOKE I AM GLAD I JUST MISSED OUT ON THE CANNIBLAINE CRAZE OF EARLY 2011 FOR A REASON.

Tagging @quizasvivamos @spookyklaine @urban-sith @thnxforknowingme @captain-aralias @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @justgleekout @cerriddwenluna @tea-brigade @bookish-bogwitch @confused-bi-queer @cutestkilla @wellbelesbian @artsyunderstudy @martsonmars @facewithoutheart @rockitmans @bitbybitwrites @blackberrysummerblog @whatevertheweather

#tag game

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varibean · 2 years

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if you were 13 and really into glee and went on deviantart looking for fanart and stumbled upon that one ‘canniblaine and killer kurt’ comic you may be entitled to financial compensation

#glee #ok i just want to know if this was just me or if this is like An Experience ppl have had #i saw something glee on my dash and since it's close to Halloween the memories just came flooding back

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coffinflop · 3 months

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canniblaine walked so nbc hannibal could run

#niche post #milestumblr #TECHNICALLY it should be #get outta my dreams get into my carbonara/the pavarotti protocol walked so nbc hannibal could run but whatever

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annleigh · 11 months

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canniblaine vs sill

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aarontaylorsjohnson · 1 year

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i barely read any fic during my time in glee fandom but now i find out there was a niche category of... i guess, horror endurance fics? canniblaine and the pavarotti protocol? i’ve just now read those two and (don’t read if you don’t like bizarre/horror/vore fic) now i’m wondering what else is out there to ruin my day.

so far a real winner is this series of fics featuring traffic lights as a character

so who else knows of legendary shock fics?

#glee #glee fandom #glee fic

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homosandhomies · 2 years

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Attention! This is a public service announcement!

If you've been on tumblr for a lot of years do you know ANYTHING about Canniblaine or Pavarotti Protocol? If you do you can either reblog this post, comment, send me an ask or dm, etc. Even if you don't know anything it would be great if you could reblog this so it can get traction.

Toodles!

#glee #summer says stuff #gleek #canniblaine #glee fanfiction #kurt hummel #blaine anderson #warblers #pavarotti protocol

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quinnmorgendorffer · 2 years

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okay but on the topic of glee fandom, since we seemed to be in different parts of that fandom (I was more on the femslash side) what was the craziest glee fandom drama that you personally witnessed

Part of me just wanted to say "Canniblaine" as a one word answer. But like the real answer is that it was never NOT crazy, honestly. But if I had to answer......well, let's talk about s2 in a nutshell.

(Don't worry, Canniblaine will be explained).

So, in summer of 2010, Puckurt (my beloved) was the most popular Kurt ship on ff.net, the fics then were all sweet and fun and normally had a lot of just pure Glee bonding. And Kurt fans were excited since Ryan Murphy promised repeatedly that Kurt would get a jock boyfriend and the two of them would be crowned Prom King and King. Eventually, Jane Lynch said in some interview that they casted a blond boy to play a kid named Sam who would be Kurt's love interest. I can't remember for sure if she was also the one who confirmed that there would be a love triangle with him, Kurt, and Quinn.

But RIB—Ryan, Ian, and Brad, the original and only screenwriters until s3—were NOT fans of their cast leaking spoilers. And eventually they say, no, that's not happening, Chord and Dianna have too much chemistry!!! We're not doing that plot anymore.

But they had been known to lie about certain plots happening when people guessed things correctly. When Idina Menzel was cast in s1, everyone was like "oh she's playing Rachel's mom". They denied it and, wouldn't you know it, she was cast to play Rachel's mom. So, keep that in mind.

Anyway, s2 premieres, we meet Sam. He seems fun, he's cute, there's even a gay joke in his very first scene where he gets actual lines. In the third episode, he gets injured at the football game, whatever.

Then the glorious episode 2x04 "Duets" happens. Truly a magnificent piece of television with some of the best performances. Santana and Mercedes doing "River Deep/Mountain High"? THE MOST FUCKING ICONIC THING. Kurt doing "Le Jazz Hot"? PERFECTION. Tina and Mike doing "Sing!" from A Chorus Line? THE BEST FIRST SONG MIKE COULD'VE BEEN GIVEN AND SO CUTE! Ending with Rachel and Kurt doing "Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy"? BEAUTIFUL. And, yeah, the Finchel verison of "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart" is cute and I guess Sam and Quinn doing "Lucky", while not making sense in terms of their relationship, was sweet.

But, despite what RIB said, it was clear that "Duets" was meant to introduce this love triangle with Kurt, Sam, and Quinn. You canNOT tell me that this was NOT both of them flirting with each other. They have amazing chemistry, I'm sorry, you can't deny that. So, that means either RIB were lying about changing the plot, or they waited to change the plot after 2x04.

Then 2x05 happens and that's "The Rocky Horror Glee Show" and we don't talk about that mess.

Anyway, I joined tumblr for Glee fandom literally the day before episode 2x06 came out. And season 2, episode 6 was..... "Never Been Kissed".

And that's when all hell broke loose.

Because NBK, as fans called it, introduced us to Blaine fucking Anderson played by, of course, Darren Criss.

The. Heaviest. Of Sighs.

I remember I was so excited for that, though. I was a Klainer before the ep even aired because I lOVED him. It was only a 3 episode guest arc, but I was sure they'd keep him, and I believed RIB was telling the truth and they were really done with the Kurt/Sam plot. And, evne looking back at it, while I say "Duets" is the last GOOD episode of Glee…NBK is honestly a good episode. And in 2011 especially, it was kind of a big fucking deal.

But the thing about NBK was that, not only did it propel Klaine into existence, it also created Kurtofsky with one kiss in the locker room.

So, now there were THREE ship possibilities arguing all over the place. Klaine shippers who rejoiced as Darren got offered more episodes as a guest actor (his original version of "Teenage Dream" was and I think still IS their best selling single on iTunes, so of COURSE they wanted him around); Kurtofsky shippers who wanted to see this scared, tortured jock redeemed (some of these shippers I know for sure were Puckurt fans, since, yeah, some dynamics were similar enough); and Kurt/Sam shippers who believed RIB was lying as they had in the past (the whole Idina thing).

Btw, there were already arguments over the fucking name for Kurt/Sam because fuckyeahgleesecrets wouldn't let people submit secrets that said "Kum" because it was "obscene"—but having "fuck" in their blog url was fine. I can't find it but once someone sent in a weirdly worded secret that supported Klaine, but then you looked at the first letter of every sentence and it said like "Kum At Me" or something, which was hilarious and got deleted.

Anyway, there was a SHIT TON of fighting. Klainers would say it was the "Klaine Train" but Kummers, as they called themselves, would call it the Klaintanic, like Titanic, saying the ship would fail, and they'd be safe on the Kum canoe. I'll admit I was on that canoe eventually because I hated Klaine by the time it became canon lmao. And I also believed, like other Kummers, that it would still be canon. After all, Dianna and Chord having "too much chemistry" was obviously a lie and they even broke up Sam and Quinn a few episodes into the second half of the season! Oh, and Kurtofsky became pirates based off the sea/ocean thing. I accidentally created the Puckurt centaur, it's a long story.

Anyway, so s2 was wild, with those three mentioned ships constantly fighting. Klainers saying they'd be canon (we all been knew, honestly), Kurtofsky shippers excited over the "Prom Queen" episode being spoiled by an extra, and Kummers holding onto the hope that it would still happen. They'd say something I can't remember like.... "Kum quick on our tittsana faithfully" or something, basically the idea that the endgames were Kum, Quick (Quinn/Puck), Brittana, Finchel, and they'd also often mention Tartie.

Also, did I mention that b3achd3ath aka peyton, who wrote that terrible YA novel everyone was roasting recently, was one of the loudest Kum canoe members?

Did I mention that gr@ceebooks was, like, the Kummers' leader? As in the person who eventually created The JohnLock Conspiracy???? Also led people into believing that another slash ship would become canon????!!!! THOSE WHO DON'T LEARN HISTORY ARE DOOMED TO FUCKING REPEAT IT!

The funny part was that Grace admitted it wasn't going to happen before the s2 finale that was like everyone's final hope that Kum could possibly happen.

The not so funny part is that it's clear, imo, that Chord WAS hired to be Kurt's love interest and they cut it off since Darren made them a shit ton of money with "Teenage Dream" and the whole Warblers thing (I will NOT get into that, this post is long enough), and they clearly didn't know what to do with him after that. Hence why they got rid of him after s2 only to bring him back after enough backlash I guess idk why, and that's also why there's a gifset of Chord kissing every single original Glee girl because they LITERALLY did nOT know what to do with him once they took away the Kurt love interest thing. And it's a shame because the idea of Quinn and Kurt both going after the same guy sounds like SUCH a good plot. Dianna and Chris were two of the strongest actors, and Chord is actually really underrated as an actor, too—good on him for being the leading male against Lindsay Lohan in her comeback movie, I want him to have success after all the shit he went through on Glee. I want all of them to have good things, really (well, not L3a but lmao ya know, and obviously not fucking Bl@ke Jenner, I'm so mad he's still in that Merrily We Roll Along movie adaptation), since they all went through so much.

Oh, and many Klainers started to ship "Criss Colfer" (Darren and Chris, obvi), and claimed PR was keeping them from being openly a couple. As if they WOULDN'T WANT that PR????? Of their same sex couple falling in love on set like wtf PR would want that more than anything??? And, in classic fashion, that led to people sending death threats and harrassing Darren's then gf, now wife, on social media and them stalking any guy who got close to Chris. Chris has been dating the same guy since like at least 2012 I think, and, as said, Darren got married, and some people are still convinced they aren't real relationships, like they're more insane than the fake baby 1ders.

Oh, and of course, Canniblaine.

The Glee Kink Meme—gkm—is a place I wish I never went to, honestly. Like, I was 18 when I first found it, and it fucked me UP. I have said it before and I'll say it again, I'm so concerned for anyone hwo found it under 18. Not in a clutching pearls way, because, yeah, read smut, idc, but this stuff was FUCKED UP. People MADE UP TWINS just to write tw*ncest. Like, literally, there was a trend of Kurt having a twin named Cameron, and eventually people would use like, Chris' character in Struck By Lightning (the movie he wrote and starred in), as one. I remember finding another kink meme for another fandom and like braced myself only to find like…normal fucking smut prompts. No beastality, no gore, no mpreg, no boypussies—and, no, it wasn't that Kurt was a transman, it was that he just had a vagina for some reason, sometimes he WOULD have a cock, too, though, so…Idk.

And I definitely didn't see vore prompts.

And definitely not FILLED vore prompts.

But before Klaine had even sung "Baby It's Cold Outside", someone filled a vore prompt. Wherein Blaine ate Kurt alive.

…This was supposed to be a show the whole family could watch…

There were various memes of the 2010 variety, the best being, of course, the one of him saying, directly from their first duet, "Gosh, you lips ARE delicious". People were daring others to read it.

I made it about a sentence in, realized I was eating a pizza hot pocket (say you were a freshman in college without saying you're a freshman in college, am i right?), and put it down, closed that tab, and I have yet to eat a hot pocket since.

I have to admit this gif still cracks me up though:

So.....long answer, but I hope an enjoyable read on some fandom drama on the Kurt/slash side of fandom.

#long post #thanks for asking this was so long i'm sorry a;slkdfj #glee fandom #kurt fandom #lol klaine #canniblaine #bite me in the ask #cardassiangoodreads

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poetryinstreets · 4 years

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I don’t think I’m going crazy — was anyone else around from the glee fandom in 2010-11 (season 2 hiatus) who rememberers a very smutty, sexual fic where kurt or blaine literally ate the other?

I need it to prove a point and show that 2010-11 scarred me, I am so sure it exists, someone help thank you <3

#glee #klaine #canniblaine #kurt hummel #blaine anderson #chris colfer #darren criss #one ate the other’s intestines or something and it was compared to noodles #and the title may have been from howl by florence and the machine #but really anything works to prove my point #please help

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crocgirl420 · 2 years

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There is a glee fanfiction that shook me so throughly in high school that my friends who I met in college, who have not read it, know it by name and still reference it to me in our late 20s

#it’s canniblaine obviously

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sscrambledmeggss · 2 years

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Hellooooo meggie moo 🤩 can you rank all of the warblers songs for me pretty please

Omg of course <3 the problem is, is that I’ll have to rank them while also having the memory of a squirrel so 🧌

1. Glad You Came

This song has a chokehold on me

2. I Want You Back

Amazing, incredible, the Kurtbastian of it all 🕺

3. Blackbird

THE PROBLEM IS I LOVE THIS GCV BUT NOW ITS ASSOCIATED WITH PAVAROTTI PROTOCOL, I think that’s very unfair

4. Bad

I’m not sure if this one counts, but Wikipedia says it does 🕺 anyways, it slays <3

5. Somewhere Only We Know

I think it’s a tad bit overplayed on tiktok 😭 but I think at its core it’s a good song <3

6. Live While We’re Young

It just slays 🕺

7. Uptown Girl

NICK MY BELOVED, he should have gotten more songs 😔

8. Animal

This one gave us canniblaine apparently 🧌

9. When I Get You Alone 🦧

DO I HATE THE CONTEXT? yes. But do I think it kinda slaps? Also yes 💔

10. Do You Think I’m Sexy

It just kinda hits hard 💔

11. Tightrope

this song is such a banger, the warblers are just mean

12. Misery

This one is pretty good, but kinda bland <3 also less points for Blaine throwing Nick and Kurt’s homework in the air

13. Raise Your Glass

this one is also very fun :) BUT if I had to listen to the gcv or the original, I’m always choosing Lady Gaga <3

14. Whistle

Do I like the lyrics? No. BUT the performance was so good like wtf 🤨

15. Stand

It’s not a bad song, it’s just Sebastian had so many bangers compared to it 😫

16. Silly Little Love Songs

It’s cute, but that’s really it 😭

17. Bills, Bills, Bills.

Idk everyone on tiktok went through a phase saying this one was better than BEYONCÉS? 🤨 I don’t think it’s bad by any means, I just think it’s quite boring 😭

18. Hey Soul Sister

She exists, she’s not bad. But she is on the floor playlist

19. Sing

Idk what to say about this one 😭

20. You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

Alive and the Chipmunks did it better

21. My Dark Side

Again it’s just boring 😭😭

22. Candles

NOW, candles doesn’t get last play, because although it’s objectively bad, I do think it’s funny

23. What Kind of Fool

Tbh I don’t remember this one

24. My Sharona

I’ve heard the “my corona” version of this one far too much by adults, it has ruined the song 🧌

25. Teenage Dream

I just think it’s so boring I’m sorry 😭😭 this isn’t even like a blaine hating thing, I don’t think this song is bad, but I was told it was like the best gcv in existence when I first watched glee. So it let me down (Rick Astley would never) 🧌

it’s whole thing is that it’s a boy singing a, “girls song” like glee hasn’t done that since season one? 🤨 are we forgetting the Madonna episode, and the whole defying gravity plotline? 😭😭 ANYWAYS, it’s existence confuses me. But the acoustic one is funny. Sorry for rambling </3

#anti blaine #tagging this just in case :)#ty for the ask!!#kurt hummel #sebastian smythe #nick warbler #long post #ana kardashian #meg’s incoherent thoughts #glee #the warblers

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