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Ok, uh, I think this is the right one…
@captdolphlaserhawk .. hello? Dolph? It’s Jade.
…Been a minute, huh? ahaha…
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guys it’s true jade was actually there the whole time
#michi art#captain laserhawk rayman#captain laserhawk#captain laserhawk jade#clh fanart#clh jade#clh rayman#beyond good and evil
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JADE
from Captain Laserhawk
Winning the hearts of everyone to be then killed.
(Ganar el corazón de todos para después morir)
Bonus:
Dolph giving his condolences (Dolph dando su pesame)
Traducción:
Laser Hawk: Lo lamento
Pey'j: ...si...Yo tambien
#captain laserhawk#Captain Laserhawk#captain laserhawk spoilers#captain lazerhawk fanart#jade captain laserhawk#captain laserhawk jade#Jade#pey'j captain laserhawk#pey'j#dolph laserhawk#captain lazerhawk rayman#captain laserhawk comic#fanart#illustration#web comics#doodle
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Game accurate captain laserhawk can't hurt you
#captain laserhawk a blood dragon remix#captain laserhawk#rayman#dolph laserhawk#bullfrog#captain laserhawk jade#captain laserhawk bullfrog#alex taylor#glad the dilfication happened him#assassin's creed#beyond good and evil#splinter cell#the crew#sarah fisher#captain laserhawk spoilers#far cry 3
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jade posting
aka wife posting
her sprites are so cute why don't we talk about them more omg 。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。LOOK AT HER DURING HER DATING SIM SCENE
shes so cutieful </33333333
#captain laserhawk#jade come home the kids miss u#shes so cute :(#i love the pixel segments... theyre so fun and cute :3#jade captain laserhawk#captain laserhawk jade
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• Art stream stuff! •
I keep forgetting posting those and a cold doesn't help either, so I'm sorry :"D
It's art I made when I did art stream in Discord with friends back then, it includes:
Magician (mix of Origins and R1)
Ludiv/fairy from Rayman 2
Jade from Captain Laserhawk (Redesign??)
#rayman#rayman series#rayman games#magician#the magician#the magician rayman#ales mansay#rayman ales mansay#ludiv#rayman ludiv#rayman fairy#jade#clh jade#captain laserhawk#captain laserhawk blood dragon remix#captain laserhawk jade
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Silly Captain Laserhawk x Slime Rancher au :3c
#Captain Laserhawk#dolph laserhawk#captain laserhawk bullfrog#captain laserhawk rayman#captain laserhawk ramon#captain laserhawk jade#captain laserhawk pey'j
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Estimating the heights of CLH characters!!!
My math is most certainly wack... I mean i was kind of just eyeballing it at the end, but these seem like good approximations
#clh dolph#clh jade#clh bullfrog#clh pey'j#captain laserhawk pey'j#captain laserhawk jade#captain laserhawk bullfrog#captain laserhawk dolph#clh warden#captain laserhawk#clhabdr
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I got silly with the prompt generator AGAIN
TW Y/N IS HERE TOO AND THERE'S ALSO SHIPS LIKE LASERFROG AND RAYFROG (and also x reader AND JADE IS HERE TOO)(Y/N being a dumbass LIKE FR ITS STUPID) UMM SUGGESTIVE TOPICS???? YEAH YEAH SUGGESTIVE TOPICS
Ramon: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Y/N : I sleep with a knife.
Dolph: Both of you are pathetic.
Ramon: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Dolph: Bullfrog
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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Dolph, with Bullfrog and Ramon behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Ramon: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Bullfrog: Y/N FUCKING FELL OFF!
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Y/N : *sees Ramon and Bullfrog together*
Y/N : They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Dolph: You mean... you ship them?
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Ramon: Where is Y/N ?
Bullfrog : I'll do you one better, who is Y/N ??
Dolph: Here's a better question, why is Y/N ?
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Ramon : Where's Dolph?
Y/N : Don't worry, I'll find them.
Y/N , shouting : Bullfrog sucks!
Dolph, distantly: Bullfrog is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Y/N : Found them.
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(again but rayfrog version because I'm multishipper)
Dolph: Where's Ramon?
Y/N : Don't worry, I'll find them.
Y/N , shouting: Bullfrog sucks!
Ramon, distantly: Bullfrog is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Y/N : Found them.
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Ramon: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Y/N : Milfs.
Dolph: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Ramon: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
Jade : Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Jade : I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Dolph: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Ramon: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Ramon: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Jade : Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Y/N : What? No! It isn't!
Jade : THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Dolph: Jade ...
Jade : THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Dolph: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Jade : RAMON, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Ramon: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Y/N : THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Dolph: Y'all are dumbasses.
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Y/N : It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Bullfrog : Merry crisis.
Jade : Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.
Ramon: Hoe hoe hoe.
Y/N : Guys, please.
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Jade , writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
Jade : THERE. Now send it.
Ramon:: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-
Jade : JUST DO IT!
later
Y/N : So what does it say?
Dolph, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."
Y/N :
Dolph:
Y/N : Gross-
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Ramon: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.
Jade : *looks over at Y/N and Dolph* Jade : Is it “sexual tension”?
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Bullfrog : Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Y/N: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
Ramon : Ya know... it might be.
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Ramon , looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Y/N: Bullfrog 's in the kitchen.
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Bullfrog , gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Y/N: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Y/N: Here you go.
Bullfrog :
Y/N:
Ramon : Why am I here?
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Y/N: We need a diversion. I say Ramon gets naked.
Bullfrog : No.
Y/N: I could get naked.
The squad: NO!!!
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Bullfrog : What did Ramon do this time?
Y/N: More like WHO did Ramon do this time?
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Y/N: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!
Ramon , snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
Bullfrog , deadpanning at Ramon : Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
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Bullfrog : How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?
Ramon : Excuse me Mx. Would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?
Y/N: What the fuck is wrong with you two?
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Y/N: Thank you all for coming.
Bullfrog , wearing a hospital gown: When I heard you couldn't get laid, I dropped everything and came straight here.
Y/N: Well, I couldn't imagine anyone else being part of the "Fuck Y/N Task Force".
Ramon : Yeah, I interpreted that in a different way.
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Y/N: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Ramon : The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Y/N: Stop.
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Bullfrog : Are you trying to seduce me?
Y/N: Why, are you seducible?
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Ramon : I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
Y/N: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Ramon , already taking off their clothes: God, Y/N, you’re so fucking stupid.
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Ramon : Two brooooos!
Y/N: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Ramon : Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
Y/N:
Ramon :
Y/N: *tearing up*
Ramon : Babe, c'mon...
Y/N: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Ramon : Babe...
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Y/N: The stars are so beautiful...
Ramon : They're just giant balls of gas.
Y/N: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Ramon : And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Y/N: Oh...
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#captain laserhawk#dolph laserhawk#bullfrog x reader#rayman x reader#y/n#captain laserhawk ramon#captain laserhawk x reader#captain laserhawk bullfrog#laserfrog#rayfrog#incorrect captain laserhawk quotes#incorrect quotes captain laserhawk#incorrect quotes#captain laserhawk jade#I MISTER LOVERMAN (Y/N) AND I MISS MY LOVER MAN...(JADE)#ramon x reader
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Recently saw Captain laserHawk: a blood dragon remix… and drew my favorite characters for it. I kinda just went for Rayman (Raymon) which then lead me too, immediately fall in love with Jade and Bullfrog…MY PRECIOUS JADE WHY DID THEY HAVE TO KILL YOU OFF SO QUICKLY!!!! 😭😭😭 Anyways…I absolutely love Bullfrog, he so silly!!! And… I grew up with playing/watching play-throughs Rayman so he was kinda automatic for me…
#captain lazerhawk rayman#captain lazerhawk bullfrog#captain laserhawk#my art#rayman#bullfrog#captain laserhawk fanart#captain laserHawk jade
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Her hair is so funky I love it (I'll draw her in her dress eventually)
#captain laserhawk#captain laserhawk jade#clh#jade captain laserhawk#i cant spend more than an hour on art or i explode#SQB
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Was bored so I made a list on who cooks the best of the ghosts (+Rayman/Ramon) !!
(my hcs obs)
Pey'j: I feel like he's actually really good at cooking, since he basically raised Jade and had to learn how to cook now that he had a baby lmao.
Bullfrog: Of course he knows how to cook shit this damn french frog amsnsjsjsjs, I feel like he watches cooking shows.
Jade: I think she knows the basics??? But also I think she's really good at it since she tells the others that she has many talents, maybe cooking is one of them??? Idk.
Dolph: Doesn't know, but I feel he can help cut the veggies, I imagine him and Alex cooking together and helping each other now 😭
Rayman/Ramon: He tries but it somehow always ends up with a cigarette taste 💔💔 (he always order food cuz of it)
#captain laserhawk hcs#captain laserhawk#captain laserhawk jade#bullfrog#rayman#Pey'j#dolph laserhawk#rambling
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meet garett and yankie! two new faces joining the revolution squad :3 — some characters that will be debuted soon in chapter one of eyes without a face!
#michi art#michis oc art#captain laserhawk#captain laserhawk rayman#captain laserhawk ramon#captain laserhawk bullfrog#captain laserhawk jade#eyes without a face clh#captain laserhawk oc
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Pagan Min's bodyguards
(from Captain Laserhawk)
(I changed their original outfits because Pinterest gave me inspiration.)
Apparently, these three are named: Gator, Cyclops, and... Glasses Guy or Mohawk (I don't know, please tell me if you figure it out)
There is not a lot about them, but DAMN IF THEY DIDN'T CARRY WHEN THEY APPEARED ON SCREEN.
HOW IS THERE'S NOT ENOUGH ABOUT THESE GUYS IN THE FANBASE?!
I WILL HAVE TO TAKE MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS.
Bonus:
I know I'm the one who decided to draw that, but I'm VERY sure that that thing would not hold the knives in place... they would fall out of the coat at any given moment like:
#captain laserhawk comic#captain laserhawk#fanart#illustration#art#captain lazerhawk rayman#captain laserhawk jade#captain laserhawk spoilers#Captain Laserhawk Cyclops#Cyclops#captain laserhawk Glasses Guy#Glasses guy#captain laserhawk gator#Gator#captain laserhawk Pagan Min#pagan min#Pagan min Bodyguars#bodyguards#captain laserhawk bullfrog#dolph laserhawk
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Familar or something
#my art#captain laserhawk#sarah fisher#dolph laserhawk#captain laserhawk jade#fanart#beyond good and evil#splinter cell#i don't make sense just vibes
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we dont talk about how sickening their expressions are when jade dies
the shock on all the ghosts faces versus the contrast of sarahs pensive face. its almost as if she's trying to figure out how to come back from a bet she lost. at the same time theres the weight of responsibilty, of death, on all their hands
real heavy on someone's hands.
#captain laserhawk#dolph laserhawk#captain laserhawk bullfrog#captain laserhawk jade#captain laserhawk pey'j#sarah fisher#been rewatching bc i missed jade nd i wanted ss of her but also omg
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