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mintytealfox · 1 month

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*carb walks in*

*holds up a question*

*yeets*

What the au where norton is big and alice(and melly) are tiny like did they found kurt book but don't know how long it last and norton is now stuck being the babysitter till the their normal size again or is it drugs?

MUAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA AAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA MUAAHAHAHHAHHAHA

THE AU HAS BEEN ASKED ABOUT MUUAAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

Perfect timing too honestly cause I was feeling sad about Netease being emo as frick with the Norton stuff lol (there is an ask in the inbox about it and I am gonna go so wild once I collect my thoughts 👀)

-rubs hands togetherrrrrr-

so this one with Melly:

was a little one off thing cause I love Navi from Legend of Zelda and I imagine she is so tired of Link and I had Da Capo on the brain and was like 'aw yea these two' LOOOOOOOOOOOL

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The other one with this stuff:

is super MaCross coded 👀🤌 if you are familiar with Zentraedi then you got a gist of what is going on here lol but here is a link to a intro to the au: here Then this one has the links to everything I have written for it so far: here

I am more of a report writer rather than creative writer anymore these days. So, if its bad then my bad LOOOOOL! If you don't want to read all that then here is this to get the gist of what is up with the world

"Some background:

Two species of humanoid now inhabit the same planet. One from another dead planet and seeking refuge and a new place to live (the humans). This was met with hostility from the original habitants (the larger one). A war broke out for 10 years, for the humans to come on top in the end. The larger species are now used as a sort of work horse in most cases. Some manual labor, others protecting the area and hunting, etc. there are still Nobels and high ups in politics but the less well-off tend to be put to difficult work and conditions. Even though the humans have the tech to make it easier, just don’t want to waste resources. It’s a political way to keep them down, busy and obedient basically. 🙃

Norton, of course, works in the mines." ----------- BUT I LIKE WHERE YOUR BRAIN IS GOING -rubs hands together- a thiirrdddd au cookin I seeeee~ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Knowing Alice, its probably DRUGS that did it -WHEEEZE- Then Melly having to get involved trying to be like "oh my gosh stop sniffin D R U G S" and tries to take it away but it just gets all over~ nice and cliche 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

But I can see Melly having fun with the size change cause talk about an entire new perspective for her research of insects lol -can pet beetle like dog- "who would have thought they liked little pats on the head" So much new research to be done 🤣🤣🤣 Her command of insects is broadening LOOK OUT -WHEEZE-

Now for Alice, there is no stopping her now, every nook; every cranny is now hers to explore LOL no locks can keep her out now!! No document/letter/sensitive information can hide from her -WHEEZE- No drawer or box left un-sifted through PFF No conversation left un-eavesdropped! She is more of a danger to society's secrets now than she was before IM DYING LOOOOL

Yea Norton is definitely gonna have to babysit these two MY GOSH! Good L U C K BRO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

(THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!! I L O V E talking about this stuff HA! And needed the distraction honestly SO THANK YOOUUU)

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slurpieshowdown-ss · 1 year

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I posted 27 times in 2022

19 posts created (70%)

8 posts reblogged (30%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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I tagged 26 of my posts in 2022

Only 4% of my posts had no tags

#incorrect quotes - 12 posts

#fnaf - 8 posts

#five nights at freddy's - 7 posts

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#incorrect fnaf - 5 posts

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#mcyt - 4 posts

#ocs - 4 posts

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Longest Tag: 46 characters

#and that was the forming of the arsonists club

My Top Posts in 2022:

I renounce anything bad I might've said about hardcore sports fans.

I just realized that I was acting exactly the same way they do while watching Purpled's live stream of MCC 22.

The Pink Parrots were so freaking POGGERS!!

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Elizabeth: "Daddy, my banana won't come off!"

William, grabbing the banana: "How are you failing to remove one banana from the bunch?"

William: *also fails at removing the banana*

William: "Let's get you an apple instead. . ."

Mike, in the background: *WHEEEZE!!!*

140 notes - Posted January 28, 2022

Chica: "I made pizza."

Mike: "I don't want pizza."

Chica: "I did not make pizza for you; this is my pizza."

Mike: "Then why did you feel the need to tell me?"

Chica: "It's a conversation starter."

Mike: "That's a terrible conversation starter."

Chica: "Oh, is it, huh? We're conversing right now. Checkmate."

144 notes - Posted January 23, 2022

Henry and Michael watching a movie:

Henry: "Haha, Fire."

Michael: "Arson."

Henry: "Barson."

Michael: "Commit Arson."

Henry, striking a pose: "Don't come near me."

Michael, joining in on the pose: "I'm going to commit arson."

152 notes - Posted January 29, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

★[At the zoo]★

Michael, with Helpy sitting on his shoulder: "What are they in for?"

Gregory: "Dad, this isnt prison."

Michael: "So they can leave?"

Gregory: "No, but-"

Michael, pointing at a meerkat: "I bet this little sh*t murdered someone."

This takes place in an AU where:

1. Michael never got scooped (Ennard used one the technican's bodies cause they were already dead, so they stayed dead/no walking corpses)

2. Charlie forced him out of the Pizza Place (Fnaf 6/PS) while it was burning (he was holding Helpy because Helpy looked so scared and that little bear didn't deserve to die)

3. He became a nightguard at the Pizza Plex

4. He adopted Gregory

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#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #Might as well post it

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aquagustd · 2 years

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bro hie! jungkook makes me wanna bash my fucking head into the wall omfg😤😤 i’ve read the ask bout jk lowkey tryna get rid of/kill Junho. (it’s giving “fire lord Ozai banishing zuko from the fire nation because he didn’t want to battle his father in a whole Agni Kai”)

my first reaction to that was like “why would he try to get rid of his own son?”. but it makes sense though as to why everytime OC brings up the fact that he was never a father to Junho and when she asks him “what changed”, he’s dodging the damn question like bitch this isn’t dodgeball answer the damn question. and it’s the fact that jk just pops up out of nowhere talking about “omg junho i love you so much. i missed you” blah blah blah this, that and the third all that type bullshit. but jk doesn’t even bother to do research on how to take care of a child. he manipulates him to use him against OC. makes me think does he even love his son?? like why are you REALLY here jungkook?? 2 plus 2 is not adding up to 4.

and do i sense a court case happening??? a custody battle??? but jk is a whole drug lord???? what makes him the better parent??? the fact that he has money????? chile pls🙄 and not sora calling OC a bitch. LIKE YEA IM A BITCH ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TI JUNHO. IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.

AND WHERE IS YOONGI??? MANS HAS BEEN MIA FOR THE LAST TWO CHAPTERS HES NEEDS TO STEP THE FUCK UP AND CHECK JUNGKOOK BITCH ASS. and ik he said he’s tryna protect OC (if i’m wrong pls correct me😭) but the question is, what does she need protection from that hasn’t already happened??? like jk is already back and wreaking havoc on EVERYTHING, she already got jumped by park and eight in the streets. LIKE WHAT ELSE IS THERE YOONGI????? PLS SPILL THE TEA

FUCK JUNGKOOK BITCH ASS (CAUSE HES A BITCH ASS)

FUCK SRIRACHA (SHE CAN REALLY CATCH THIS FADE. SHE WILL NEVER BE A MOM TO JUNHO. NOT ON MY WATCH)

p.s. idk if i sent this ask in already if i did sorry for the double ask 😅😅this will it be the only time you hear from me I WILL BE BACK😌😌

the avatar? reference 💀 it’s giving very much deception

precisely 🫢 jk needs to do his research fr. there’s a hint in the flashback drabble too 👀 sort of ~overshadowing~ as to why oc hates jk so much & why she keeps saying that he didn’t want junho. IF they go to court — jk doesn’t stand a chance. and he better realize that quick before he makes himself like a fool 🤡

exactly my thoughts WHERE IS YOONGI 🥰🥵👀😩 we need him asap. yes !! what else is he trying to protect her from ?? jk is the real danger here & he is interfering any and every way he can !!

noooo not sriracha 😭😭😭😭 wheeezing

#it’s okay i don’t think i got the ask again #yoongi will have a grand re-entrance at the bday partay 🤪🥰😗#fic: hie #squishies

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laserdog10 · 3 years

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RWBabies Among Us 3

Summer: *working on code imput then fails*

[EMERGENCY MEETING]

Jack: It was STEVEN!

Steven: ^u^;

Joanna: It was definitely Jack!

Jack: IT WAS STEVEN!!!

Blaze: Okay, okay, ok-

Rowan: Oh no, do we flip a coin?

Blaze: Joanna why do you think it was Jack cause I though Jack was like...good cause-

Joanna: Nononono, hold on hold on; see here’s the thing when Steven actually discovers somebody killing right in front of him usually, unless it’s really funny like last time Jack killed in front of everybody, he’ll be like “Dude...you can’t just kill people in front of me.” That’s why.

Blaze: Isn’t that what he did? That’s what he did.

Joanna: Yeah, that’s what I say-

Jack: The only problem with this theory is that IT’S FUCKING WRONG!!!!!

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Rowan: Guys we could vote one then vote the other but-

Snow: Yeah cause we’ll know it’s the other one.

Jack: Okay but start with Steven!

Steven: I’m pretty sure it’s Jack!

Citrus: I voted Steven because I feel like Steven if he was innocent would keep trying to fight his innocence but I think that like naaah yeah yeah that seems sus to me...

Jack: Vote for Steven!!! What just cause I don’t have a good track record doesn’t mean trustworthy and you’re not gonna listen to me?

Rory: Is everyone voting for Jack? I voted Steven on accident...

Snow: Okay Rowan who’d you vote for!

Rowan: Jack.

Jack: You bitch!

Rowan: *WHEEEZE* Sorry Jack!

Citrus: I voted for Steven.

Snow: SUMMER WHO’D YOU VOTE FOR?!

Summer: I voted for Jack.

Jack: NOOO!

Snow: DEH-AAAAHA-

Jack: WHAT BECAUSE I KILLED YOU?!

Jack gets voted out 5 to 3 on Steven

[Jack was not the Imposter]

Jack: FUCKIN’-*inaudble*

Rowan: Uh oh, it’s probably Steven... >:)

(A/N: Another Among Us RWBY thing based on the Genshin Impact Voice Actors playing the game, specifically this scene! Rowan, Joanna, Summer, and Blaze belong to me bud-bud @bssaz97 & Rory, Snow, and Steven belong me other bud @coleconcon. Jack and Citrus belong to yours truly! <3)

#rwby #jack schnee #citrus rose-arc #rory rose-arc #snow arc-schnee #steven torchwick #rowan rose #summer rose jr.#blaze belladonna #joanna schnee-vasilias #enjoy jack getting bullied lmfao

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fat-slobby-jojo-girls · 3 years

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Pound cake for Trish

Trigger word:Boss

"Pffft~ Yeah right like I'd believe in something like that. If you're gonna try and trick me at least make it make sense. You really expected me to belive I'd gain weight every time someone said boss? That's just ridiculous. Look said it and nothing happened. I'll even do it again! B O S S, Boss~" Trish said cockily not belive the magic game to be real. Laughing she continued repeating the word endlessly not noticing the pounds slowly getting added to her already blob like body.

"See what did I tell you not a single pound on me. Boss, boss, boss, boss... bossh huff... puff... huff... ~WHeeeze~ Why am I so... out of breath?" Trish asked concerned as she finally noticed what had happened. "Sh-Shit...." Trish cursed In a husky voice as she tried to catch her breath, all that talking was enough to wear her new body out it seems.

Trish sat down in her office hair only for it snap under her new found bulking sending a loud crash throughout the building. "Ouch... Thats gonna be a bitch to replace." She swore as she tried to reach back and free the broken chair from her rear but her saggy lard covered arms couldn't even turn far enough to reach backwards.

Suddenly the door was opened and several of Trish's employees came rushing in to check on her.

"Boss are you ok?"

"Is everything all right boss?"

"Why's the boss on the floor?"

They all said, some multiple times as they questioned her about what had happened.

"NO YOU IDIOTS STOP TALKING, YOU'LL MAKE IT WORSE!" Trish pleaded getting a few strange looks from her staff before suddenly the effect kicked in and Trish ballooned up several hundred more pounds

"Pleassh Shtoppp...." Trish begged but her swollen fat cheeks made it difficult for her to speak as they muffled the sound of her voice making it hard to understand her. The weight gain only made her employee's more concerned as they tried to call for help. By the time they learned that the word boss was causing the problem it was far too late as Trish had been transformed into an absolute unit of a blob.

"You're all....Fired. after you get me something to eat....." she wheezed as the paramedics arrived to see what the commotion was about only to find a disgusting blob in place of the woman they were called to help.

In the end Trish had to be air lifted out of the office after multiple helicopter's were called in and several walls torn down to get her fat body outside.

#muse: trish #extreme weight gain #wg rp #ask meme #anon ask #fat rp #slob rp #slob #weight gain

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pkmtrainerbenny · 7 years

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tagged by @wibuwibirb a long time ago and got lost on my notifications askdjskdfh but here it is

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and be happy yes

LAST

Drink: coke

Phone call: My uni teacher

Text message: to my two childhood friends

Song you listened to: Shelter - ᴘɪᴀɴᴏ ᴠᴇʀ - (Cover)【JubyPhonic】

Time you cried: hmm that would be last week, like at 2am or something

HAVE YOU

Dated someone twice: nope

Kissed someone and regretted it: nope

Been cheated on: nope

Lost someone special: I lost a few very good close friends, which makes me very sad.

Been depressed: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Gotten drunk and thrown up: nah i don’t really drink, bro

Made new friends: yeah!!

Fallen out of love: nah

Laughed until you cried: probably, yea-

Found out someone was talking about you: hmm... yeah, actually

Met someone who changed you: ayup

Found out who your friends are: i found out who aren’t my friends, and that is a just as important, i guess

Kissed someone from your Facebook list: what even is facebook at this point- but no

Kissed a stranger: nope

Drank hard liquor: nope

Lost glasses/contact lenses: hahah- once, because i slept with my glasses on my face and woke up with them gone. they were under my pillow

Turned someone down: ... not that i am aware of?

Sex on the first date: nope, no sex. or date.

Broken someone’s heart: ... i guess not? i hope not...

Had your heart broken: not really ahah- not that i know

Been arrested: I WILL NOT GO BACK TO JAIL! okay but jokes aside, no

Cried when someone died: ... no, actually i didin’t.

Fallen for a friend: Guess not?

Kissed on the first date: nope

GENERAL

List 3 favorite colors: Blue, red and pink!

How many Facebook friends do you know in real life: uuUHH- itS BEEN SO LOng leMME see--... 154 dsfkljdsf i have more followers than that wheeeze

Do you have any pets: i already had two dogs, one was a boxer named Sora, the other a pinscher called Bidu. I had a few hamsters as well and some golden fishes and three betas. The dogs passed away, the fishes too and the hamster i killed one and then gave out the rest to a sick kid that really wanted pets wheeeze but currently no, no pets

Do you want to change your name: want- not really want no, but if I were to choose another name- man, I love the name “Melody” a lot, that would be such a cute name to have.

What time did you wake up: today was about... 7:30am

What were you watching at midnight last night: my drawing being made finally after so long wheeeze- i was drawing last midnight

Name something you can’t wait for: finishing my final project on uni so i can focus fully on developping my game alraedy askdfjiher

When was the last time you saw your mom: like, 10 minutes ago wheeeze

What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: my gosh forsaken will to do work because man i need to get back to focus on those things

What are you listening to right now: unravel (English Cover)【JubyPhonic】ᴅᴊ-ᴊᴏ ᴅᴜʙsᴛᴇᴘ ʀᴇᴍɪx

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: nope

Something that is getting on your nerves right now: my lazy ass

Most visited website: tumblr, youtube and my email

Mole/s: Yup

Mark/s: i have- freckles caused by sunburn on my shoulders and... maybe one or two scars somewhere...

Childhood dream: i wanted to be a bus driver and a trashman.... or well, trashwoman. dont ask, i also don’t know why

Do you have a crush on someone: i have a crush on a stable sleep schedule and i know its out of my reach so i gave up. no, no crushes

What do you like about yourself: .... optmism? uh.... kindness? or.... being very patient?

Piercings: used to wear earrings, but now eh just on special moments.

Blood type: O+

Nickname: Ben, Bennyo, Benben, Bencake, Benbun

Relationship status: single like a pringle, looking for Pringles, not dates. Give me chips, thanks.

Zodiac: Aeris

Pronouns: She/her

Favorite TV show: what is TV? im not even joking its been so long since i watched anything-- uh... Bear Bears, Voltron, uh... idk man, weve been watching so much Star Trek lately i cant stand that anymore otl

Tattoos: oh man I WISH

Right or left hand: Right to things that need precision, left to anything that needs strength

Surgery: none so far

Hair dyed in different color: it already was: red, purple, blue, pink and blue, and now that im not taking care of it is green wheeeze

Sport: i like chess. thats a sport. im not good, but i like it lmao i also love to watch voleyball

Vacation: from my room to the bathroom

Pair of trainers: ... two i guess, one have a hole but still usable

Current and all-time best friend: nOW THAT I KNOW i caN HAVE MORE THAn ONE its sazy and avi! not gonna tag because im lazy. But!! I do love all my friends equally, no need to feel left out

Eye color: hazel/ bright green when i cry

Favorite movie: Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers

WHICH IS BETTER?

Hugs or kisses: hugs. i love hugs please just-- just hugs...

Lips or eyes: eyes, yes all eyes are gorgeous

Shorter or taller: ha as if there is anyone shorter than me. taller

Nice arms or stomach: can i like- pick a third option: back? no? well- arms then

Sensitive or loud: a little bit of both is always good man, someone that is energetic and uplifting but knows when to tone down and be gentle

Hook up or relationship: relationships

Troublemaker or hesitant: again, a little bit of both is always good

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

Yourself: i dont omg i know so much bad stuff about me, man hey man, if i don’t, who will?

Miracles: yes, but you need to work for them. Miracles only happen to those that work hard.

Love at first sight: hhmm... i don’t think so, no... you can like someone at first sight, but love only comes after knowing the person.

Santa Claus: good man, needs more love of the kids

If you feel like doing this, please go ahead and tag me so i can look at it too!! Have fun~

#OnlyText #about the ben #ya tagged me y o #long post

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wekong64-blog · 6 years

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9:26PM

today was okay i guess. not sure what to say about today, with school and all that. maybe i shouldn’t say anything at all. tomorrow is a focus day, meaning we’re going to be doing one subject for a whole day. but ya knooow there’s this girl named ava, i wonder what class she’s doing... hm. i sorta wish i was in one of her classes instead of ONE class, cough gym class. maybe if i actually talked to her she’d like me??? not sure, my “friend” named evan is who ava likes. maybe it’s because evan is a jock or something. every girl hangs around evan and likes him for some reason, i sorta wanna see why. is he hiding something? i don’t know. ugh evan is probably going to be with ava for the whole day, i think he’s in all of her classes. judging by evan’s facial expressions when she’s around him i don’t think he likes her.

i don’t know it’s really immature that i’m talking about this on the internet for everybody to see. but that’s all. just wanted to get that off my chest, that’s the reason why i made this tumblr page nobody will ever see lol. i actually have a roblox profile picture holy cow.

maybe i shouldn’t care, it hurts me whenever i see a girl like somebody else and not me. even though i’m shy and never said a thing to her at all lol.

she’ll occasionally look at me but i think that’s ‘cause i have black hair (evan has black hair as well.) so she think’s i’m evan? or she’s curious, i don’t know.

that’s all i wanted to get off my chhhheeeestt, wheeeze

alright i’m outtie.

9:37PM

EDIT:

i feel as if i’m embarrassing myself with these “journal entries”. i’ll continue, however. maybe i’ll doccument something interesting for once.

i had my hair slicked back today, everybody in the hall was looking at it when i went to different classes lmao, but it did look ridiculous if i do say so myself. glad i put it back to my original hairstyle during my lunch break.

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chaoticpete · 2 years

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I posted 3,045 times in 2021

I added 319 tags in 2021

#dana answers - 65 posts

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#dana likey - 38 posts

#loki - 30 posts

#cocoamoonmalfoy - 27 posts

#peter parker - 25 posts

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#x reader - 24 posts

#tom holland - 23 posts

#peter parker x reader - 22 posts

Longest Tag: 80 characters

#ima have too much free time and i don’t wanna think about where my life is going

My Top Posts in 2021

Treachery

Loki Laufeyson x Reader

Warnings: Scolding, angst, sad reader, meanie Steve

'What would happen if reader was tired of feeling like they don't belong in the Avengers and some how ends up with Thanos.'

A/n: 1. Tumblr is being as ass and wont let me add a read more so, sorry. 2. Wheeeze, i have no idea how this turned into a loki x reader...but its staying. Its what he wants. 3. Reader's powers are like Jean Grey's from x-men..might wanna keep that in mind. Anyway hope you like it!

You sit in the corner of the quinjet as you guys make your way back to the compound. You’ve been the latest addition to the team, and you’re still growing into your powers. You watch out the window as the dark colors of the night sky go by, seeming to become darker if even possible. The jet is quiet, the soft purr of the engine filling in most of the silence beside the occasional shuffle from the rest of the team. You knew what was going to come the moment you guys step foot onto land. It was supposed to be a small, simple mission. Quick in and out so they sent you with Peter, Wanda, and Nat. As soon as the quinjet landed you quickly rush to get off only to be met with Steve at the entrance. “Great..” you mumble as you spot him. “Debriefing room. Now.” he says, arms crossed at his chest before glancing over the others and walking away.

Nat walks past you shaking her head as she follows Steve, Peter gives you a small smile and Wanda grasps your hand giving it a reassuring squeeze. She of all people knows how it feels to be on the receiving end of a situation like this.

Gathering the courage to finally face them you step into the room to see not only Steve but the whole team. You slide into the seat ready to hear every single thing you’ve done wrong, yet not one thing about what you did right. You feel as everyone’s eyes are on you. Some show sympathy, other show judgment. The judgment you’ve received your whole life. Steve stands at the end of the table, arms still crossed as he’s looking down. “Friday, play the footage from the last mission.” Keeping your eyes on the table you hear the sound of the event that happened barely two hours ago. You flinch as you hear the guns start to go off and the screams of local civilians. “It’s a miracle that there were no casualties,” Steve said at the end of the video. “But then again there shouldn’t have been any. Cause all you had to do Y/n, was get them in and keep the guards unaware.” You bit your lip, listening as he keeps going on. “Steve, I should’ve been there t-” Wanda started only to be cut off. “No Wanda. You were right where you were supposed to be. I guess we underestimated Y/n when recruiting them. Maybe they aren’t ready to be an Avenger.” The whole room falls silent after he says that. Even Steve was shocked at what he said. That completely wasn’t like Steve, the one of all people who knew about your past and your fears of it. “Steve I think you need t-” Sam starts but you cut him off. “No Sam. He’s right. All I’ve been doing to screwing up more than helping. Maybe I was made just to cause destruction more than peace.” You said before getting up. “I’m sorry if I’ve just been making your lives harder,” you said before walking out. Reaching up to your room, you close your door before sliding your back down against it. You tried, you really did. You rebelled from the purpose you were made for, trying to turn your life around but yet the darkness just seems to follow you. ‘I don’t know who you thought you were fooling. Of course, you’re not “one of them” and you never will be.’ The voice in your head begins. Burrowing your head into your knees as the others get louder, all of your darkest thoughts coming out to play. You try to block it all out, to do the exercises Strange, Banner and Wanda taught you. Suddenly silence. You open your eyes, head still on your knees. Lightly lifting your head up you see a pair of black boots. Your e/c eyes make their way up to black leather pants, with bits of green thrown in. They keep trailing up past a matching leather top before reaching pale, smooth-looking skin. Thin pink lips pull into a, dare you to say, wicked grin. You’re met with the prettiest pair of bluish-green eyes you’ve ever seen. You also knew exactly who he was. You’ve seen his file, seen the damage he brought upon New York. You remember the doctors continuing to talk about it for days after when doing your...training. “What are you doing here?” You ask, pushing your body further against the door (not like it’s possible).

Smile still present on his face, he begins to kneel down landing on his knee so he’s a bit closer to your level.

“I see my reputation precedes me. I come here for a partnership.”

“And what could you possibly offer me that will stop me from calling the others Loki.” You say. Your voice came out strong but both of you knew on the inside you were shaking in your shoes.

“You see darling, I’ve been watching you for a while and I see how the others treat you. But I can also help you reach your full potential. Sure, that witch has been helping you but you can learn from one of the greatest.”

He stops and licks his lips. “Besides, I can silence you before you even get the chance to make a peep.”

You lock eyes with him, seeing that he was very serious. Then you notice something. It was quiet. Tilting your head to the side you try to sneak into his mind.

A chuckle leaves his lips as he stands up straight. “Oh pet, that mind trick won’t work with me. I practically help make mind reading. Now, why don’t we go and meet your new team.”

He holds out a hand to you and you just watch it.

You knew this wasn’t right. The avengers took you under their wings when they found you. And they helped you learn your powers more, but yet they also cornered you. They always blame you. Never see the right that you do. They don’t really care about you.

‘They’re just keeping you close so you don’t destroy the world. They want easy access to lock you up’

Looking up at Loki, hand still stretched out to you, before hesitantly reaching out and grabbing it.

A gasp leaves your lips as his cold one locks with yours and he pulls you up to your feet, wrapping an arm around your waist, and before you know it you're in a different place.

Feeling your legs slightly giving up on you, causing you to lean further into the god. “Sorry,” you mumble refusing to acknowledge his smirk. “The strength in your legs should start to gather soon.”

Looking around you see you’re in a longish-looking hallway. The hall has more of an octagonal shape, a black metal floor with dark gray metal walls. If you didn’t know better you would assume you were in a fancy prison.

“Where are we?” “A spaceship. Thanos’s spaceship.” Loki says assisting you to get back properly on your legs. You feel a cold shiver run down your spine.

Thanos.

Don’t exactly sound like the type of guy you can sit and have a drink with.

“Wait, did you say spaceship?” “Well, you didn’t expect the most lethal team of the galaxy to be humans right?” Finally gaining back support in your legs you back out of Loki’s arms.

He begins to lead you down the hall. As you walk, you look around taking note of your surroundings.

Loki leads you into a room where on the other side stood a huge chair, with a bigger being sitting inside of it.

Following closely behind Loki, you make your way up the walking path to the chair. Loki stops a couple of feet in front and goes to kneel before getting right back up.

“I bring an offering. A new ally to the team. They were part of Earth’s defense team but..it seems they didn’t appreciate their strongest member.” Loki gesturing towards you for you to come closer.

Taking a small step next to Loki, you watch as Thanosgets up from his seat and starts to walk over to you. You feel your body tense as he walks around you, like a vulture or a lion waiting to attack its prey. One of his fingers comes in contact with your face, making you look up at him.

It takes almost everything within you not to flinch back and run away. You knew if you did, you would most likely be killed.

Loki clunches his jaw as he watches what happens. As much as he hates to admit it, he took an odd liking to you, maybe cause you reminded him of himself a bit. Always in the shadows of fellow colleagues, never the certain of attention unless it’s to be told off. Loki rolled his eyes at just the thought of having something in common with a midgardian.

“We would have to see what they’re capable of,” Thanos says before walking to the door.

You and Loki begin to follow and you feel an odd feeling in your stomach.

“Oh, what did I get myself into,” you mumble to yourself.

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186 notes • Posted 2021-03-01 21:10:15 GMT

Hellllo maybe a request of Tom bringing you to the ffh premier and bringing your daughter along as well and having Haz watch over her when she is scared of the camera? Short and fluff thanks love!

Request: Hellllo maybe a request of Tom bringing you to the ffh premier and bringing your daughter along as well and having Haz watch over her when she is scared of the camera? Short and fluff thanks love!

Hi Anon! Thank you so much for the request! Hopefully, you're still around cause I know it's been a minute...heh But I hope you like it and I hope it was worth the wait eee

Little Star

You place your hand on Tom’s shaking leg. He places his hand on top of your and gives you a thankful smile. “Sorry love, just a bit nervous with this one and people’s reaction.”

It was the premiere of “Spiderman: Far From Home”. It was a big movie, as it kicked off the next phase for the MCU but also tells a story after half of the world being gone and coming back. But you knew that wasn’t what he was actually nervous about.

You look across the limo to see your five-year-old daughter sitting across from the two of you with Haz as she looks out the window. Yes, you had Hope at just 18 but she was both of your guy’s world, and you wouldn’t change anything for the world.

When Tom’s career really kicked off you both agreed to keep her away from the spotlight. Sure, the fans knew about her (let’s be honest they can find out anything they want it’s kind of scary), but they respected both of your wishes.

“There are so many people here! Are all of them going to see that movie?” she asks looking over at the two of you. “Not all Pumpkin, some of them are just here to see daddy’s new movie.” Hope nods as if she understands.

Kneeling down to look her in the eyes, you take her little face between your hands. “Hope, baby, there’s going to be lots of people when we leave the car okay? And it’s going to be loud with lots of cameras. Don’t let go of your uncle Haz’s hand okay?” She nods and you press a sweet kiss on her forehead.

“Next car.” the driver says letting you know that it almost your turn to come out. Pulling up to the carpet, one of the security guards opens the door and Tom steps out making the crowd, (if even possible), go louder.

He turns around taking your hand in his as you step out of the vehicle. A Chorus of awws is let out when Hope and Haz come into view.

As you and Tom walk a bit ahead of them so he could do some interviews and take pictures, you look back to see Harrison now holding hope in his arms. She gave the crowd small smiles as she waves back at them before nuzzling her face back into Harrison’s neck.

“I see you brought your daughter tonight.” the interviewer for E-News says smiling.”She is absolutely adorable! Any chance we’ll be seeing her on the big screen soon?” “Not sure, I mean she hasn’t shown any interest in it. Right now we just want her to be a regular kid.” After saying that the three of you turn to see Hope and Harrison posing together and taking pictures. “Or it seems we might have a little star on our hands.” You say laughing.

216 notes • Posted 2021-01-29 16:31:40 GMT

Lost Without You

Peter Parker x Reader

Warnings: Peter being a absolute simp...boy got it bad for you *wiggle eyebrows*

Peter rolled over and each out only to be hit with a cold spot on the bed. Opening an eye he looks over at the spot you were last night, confirming his suspicions that it was empty.

Rubbing his eyes, a pout on his lips he makes his way on his mission to hunt you down. Reaching the kitchen he sees some of the team eating breakfast, but no you.

“Well, morning to you too, sunshine.” Tony quips from the table. Peter mumbles something before walking back out seeing that his mission didn’t end there.

Making his way to the training area next, he walked in on Sam and Bucky sparing. He walked right back out not wanting to deal with those two. After running into Pepper and Morgan watching cartoons in the living room he decided to just call you.

More awake now and kinda worried he calls you for the third time the phone just rings before he reaches your voicemail again.

You never miss his calls.

Now Peter wasn’t a very needy person, but when he’s craving your attention? Boy does he crave hard.

He thinks back from the past few days. You have been kinda distant lately...and more secretive than usual. What if you found someone better than him?

Peter shakes the thought out of his head. Why would you leave so early and not tell him anything? Why aren’t you answering your phone?

“Okay Peter, calm down. I’m sure they have a perfectly reasonable explanation.” He says too himself. “Hey Friday”

“Yes, Mr. Parker?”

“Can you play my love song?”

Right then a slow beat of drums and piano began to play.

Peter takes a deep breath before opening his mouth. “Again you’re gone. Off on a path than mine. I’m left behind, wondering if I should follow.”

“You had to go, and of course it’s always fine. I probably could catch up with you tomorrow! Is this what it feels like to be growing apart? When did I become the one who’s always chasing your heart?

The beat drops, Peter imitating that he’s playing drums. “Now I turn around and find, I am lost in the woods. North is south, right is left, when you're gone. I'm the one who sees you home, but now I'm lost in the woods.”

Meanwhile, the rest of the team is relaxing in the living room when they hear the music. “Is he...listening to a 80s love song?” Sam asks in disbelief. “It’s from Frozen 2.” Bucky grumbles. “How do you know that Barnes?” Nat asks with a knowing smirk. “Morgan makes me watch it with her every Wednesday.”

“It’s true, I got stuck with Meet the Robinsons every Monday.” Tony says shrugging. “Okay, but I don’t know about you guys but I have to see this.” Sam says getting up before making his way to Peter’s room. “Guys, I don’t know, isn't that an invasion of his privacy?” Steve’s asked unsure. “No, he’s under our roof. We have to make sure he’s okay. Plus his door is open.”

“It’s cracked open.” “Same thing.”

Everyone gathers around the door, Peter not even noticing his new audience being so in tune with the song...and his feelings.

“Now I know you're my true north, 'cause I am lost in the woods. Up is down, day is night, when you're not there.”

You walk up the steps to Peter’s room wondering where everyone was and what’s with the noise. You finally find them all huddled around Peter’s door. “The hell?” You question walking up to them. “Oh Y/n! You have to see this.” Tony says placing you in front of him.

Your mouth almost dropped open at the sight. The sight of Peter singing with all his heart and soul, standing up on top of his bed.

“'Cause you are mine. Until then, I'm lost in the woods. I'm lost in the woods

I'm lost in the woods

I’m lost in the wooooods.” He finishes dropping his knees on the bed. He almost has a heart attack though when the cheering is heard from his doorway.

While everyone around you is clapping and cheering, you’re still trying to process what just happened. “...the fuck?” You asked Peter confused.

“Y/n! You’re alright!” Peter says running to you and pulling you into a tight hug. “Uh, yeah?” You say hugging him back a bit of confusion written all over your face.

“Uh oh, I think that’s our cue to go. Simp boy is coming out.” Sam said chuckling. “At Least he's in an actual relationship with a person who knows he exists Mr. I'm going to marry Rihanna.” You sass him cuddling Peter.

“Okay, THAT'S just cold L/n...she’s just been too busy to check her DM’s.” He says walking away, the others following behind him.

“Why did you leave early?” Peter asks after the two of you settle in his bed looking for something to watch on his laptop. “I was helping Mj and Ned with something. I can’t tell you what though. You have to wait for your birthday.” You tell him bopping his nose.

“But you ignored my calls?” “Oh yeah! I forgot my phone on your desk this morning and didn’t realize till it was too late.” You say pointing towards a small square and Peter’s that he oddly never noticed.

A small oh left his mouth when he thinks how he might’ve just been a bit over dramatic. “So,” you start and he looks up at you seeing a smirk appearing on your face. “You’re lost in the woods without me huh?”

Peter's face starts to go red at being caught. “Shut up.” He mumbles nuzzling into your neck.

244 notes • Posted 2021-01-14 19:26:52 GMT

So basically you gotta be attractive af to be a marvel character at Marvel

367 notes • Posted 2021-04-21 00:25:12 GMT

ALSO ITS BEEN 20 YEARS SINCE THE GREATEST CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE BEEN RELEASED

937 notes • Posted 2021-04-22 15:36:13 GMT

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