#charm is a pussy

[ornithorynquerouge]

Sexy Anna Lisa Wagner

#Anna Lisa Wagner #amazing beauty #stunning goddess #charming body #so fuckable #slim and sexy #charming #wet as pussy

[rebellore]

I need a 567k word fanfic of apple being a Gay sad disaster of a mess after dragon games, she’s consumed by insane guilt over the fact she had hurt raven but also is aware of the feelings she holds for her and yet is afraid of confessing because 1. She’s aware raven has eyes for dexter and 2. She doesn’t want to make their relationship fall over the thin ice that it’s currently on.

#ever after high #eah #raven queen #apple white #dexter charming #dexven #one sided rapple #unrequited rapple #i might need to make a post dedicated to how unrequited rapple CAN work and MATTEL was just being a PUSSY about it #as they always are smh #i love apple angst #definitely not cause she’s suffering or anything 😂

[osachiyo]

YES

Rockstar!Chuuya making out with his beloved/fucking her before a concert for good luck :3

And after too, for good measure. And because you hyped him up so well you deserve it hehe

And sameeeee akdbdnfb

YES. he claims his performance goes 10x better if you let him fuck you before a concert 😋

#calls ur pussy his goodluck charm LMAO #𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐃... ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 #𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐝... little-miss-chaoss ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

[charmsandtealeaves]

Written for @startanewdream 🤗 For the Jily Valentine's Gift Exchange hosted by @jilymicrofics! Words: 1,895 Read it on AO3

Here's a snippet:

“I feel a bit like the Owl and the Pussy Cat.” Lily commented as James rowed. “Except our boat is black not green.” He raised a quizzical eyebrow at her. “I haven’t a clue what you’re on about there Evans.” “You don’t know the poem by Edward Lear? It’s a classic for children.” Lily blushed deep crimson, a hand pressed to her mouth.  “Considering I’m guessing it’s a muggle poem and I grew up on the likes of ‘Babbity Rabbity and her Cackling Stump’ I’m afraid you’re going to have to enlighten me. Am I the owl or the cat?”  “Depends on if you’re planning to propose or not.” Lily shrugged. James instantly stopped rowing.

#charms library #jily valentine gift exchange #fic: the owl and the pussy cat #jily #jily one shot #james potter #lily evans

[casuallivi]

Christmas with Elain

It's Christmas time in a our favorite cottage ⛄🎄🏡

Elain spends a few days to curate the perfect decor and the perfect menu, every item displayed around the house chosen by herself, except for one white horse with a red tail and polka-doted body gifted to her with the hard task to brighten the "sad brown tree", courtesy of her favorite cheeky bat boy: Little Nyx!

By the age of nine, little Nyx had embraced many human traditions that were incorporated in his life, and decorating a Christmas tree was by far his favorite. During the holidays, his personal mission was to escape the High Lord and High Lady watchful eyes to pop-up on his aunties and uncles houses and help to decorate.

Elain was his latest victim. A very happy, very smiley victim that waited for him with a long, long hug, a giant mug of hot chocolate and more cookies than he could eat. The problem was Elain and Nyx had a few disagreements about "aesthetic". 🤭

While hanging the decorations of her choosing (natural ornaments) he kept complaining about the pine cones, saying they were lifeless, that she needed color! His mom always hung lots of colorful sparkly ornaments with blinking fae-lights, which he loved, so according to his logic every tree in Velaris should have those.

"Why do you keep coming if everything in your house is better?" She questioned him exaperatedly, snagging the wooden star from his hand. The final touche to the perfect tree. "I can hang this by myself."

"Not everything... Your food is better," he wiggled his eyebrows, a mischievous smile blooming as he grabbed the star back. "Lift me up, lift me up! I want to put the star!"

Twenty minutes later Rhys, with a mouthful of ginger bread and another pice sticking out from his pocket, placed Nyx on his shoulders to take him back home, but not before her nephew opened his jacket to take the horse.

"For your sad brown tree." He announced, tossing the object to her with a wink another Archeron loved to use to get out of trouble. Elain sneered, flicking his nose playfully. Kids and their amazing ability to copy bad behaviors. "It's my lucky one, don't lose it!"

"I won't."

"Promise?"

"Promise."

"Merry Christmas, aunty Elain."

"Merry Christmas, baby."

And that's how Elain ended with a horse in her tree.

#elain archeron #elain #elain acotar #nyx archeron #Christmas in the woods #moadboard #LMB #i imagine nyx to be a mischievous child #with that cute face? #and that archeron charm? #this kid will move mountains with a pout #like the pussy in boots! #wings edition #🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 #pro elain

[mermaidsirennikita]

This is such a vividly accurate description of a certain type of man that I had to pause

#romance novel blogging #more reading glasses pussy eaters in contemporary romance pls #it’s much more likely that some guy who says shit like ‘the other day i was reading this neruda poem’ #with his useless but charming english degree #is going to eat you out better than some man named Truck House who’s a True Alpha Male #neither one is super likely to call but one is a better time than the other

[ornithorynquerouge]

Sublime Anna Lisa Wagner

#Anna Lisa Wagner #charming girl #sexy chick #charming goddess #sexy content #wet ass pussy #heavy melons

[apollo-zero-one]

Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....

#I had SO MUCH POTENTIAL and I SQUANDERED IT!! weak ass third grade PUSSY! Your life could have been SO SICK!! #or you could at least be addicted to cocain or something interesting like that!! Boring ass goody two shoes always just staying home doing #NOTHING bitch make a REAL FRIEND go to a God Damn PARTY live a little instead of just hiding in the closet eating saltine crackers for years #waiting for it to be quiet outside before you ever even toed the line #mentally ill self-isolating motherfucker #you could have shrugged it off you could have GROWN A PAIR and FOUGHT BACK but you just ran and cried for mommy #victim complex little bitch baby always whining and exaggerating and making shit up fucking LIAR I am you and I KNOW what you did and I know #you knew it wasn't the truth and you regretted it the moment it came out of uour mouth but once you'd said it you just swallowed it back and #doubled down incriminating or discrediting others with your lies. For why? Because you didn't like them? You could have ruined someone's #life you wouldn't have hesitated mayhe you did and don't even remember because you cant keep your mouth shut with your pants ablaze #manipulative little shit and to WHAT END? Pity? Sympathy? Attention? Entertainment?? What was even going on in your stupid ugly head? #This is a callout post for my third grade self that possessed demon ass evil nine year old. That kid drowned anthills in olive oil and #poisoned a wild animal once. That kid cut plants just to see if they oozed. That kid modified her whole ass personality on a dime for a boy #she had a crush on. INSTANTLY dropped a LIFELONG CULTURAL ALLEGIANCE (thats what football teams were like back then in our town) because he #said he had the opposite allegiance??? What the fuck? girl had NO integrity none zip zilch. #No empthy either that kid looked at everyone else on earth like they were friggin space aliens and she was the only one with Real feelings. #bitch literally thought like 'I have Feelings they just have Reactions' bitch what the fuckkkkk #that nine year old was fucked the hell up!!! #and for literally NO REASON!! No cause!! Just born fucking evil and weird. jesus fuck. #Evil ass bitch caused her autistic brother months of nightmares and then laughed about it and wrote poetry about how evil he was because he? #was a kid??? Normal sibling rivalry taken way way way too far defamatory ass statements #and this girl had NO CONSEQUENCES because she could lie and manipulate her way out of ANYTHING she had the baby eyes and the helpless charm #and played dumb soooo well . read people like some calculative evil AI scanning their faces for microexpressions and overanalyzing each word #choice like holy shit. its not That Deep. pretentious shit trying to play 5D chess on a checkers board. #Manipulating shit just to see what happens?? zero awareness?? no asking just skipping straight to testing for yourself?? #'What happens if I step on this' it fucking breaks 'what does that taste like?' it's not fucking yours to mess with 'if I hit this person #how will they respond?' they'll be upset use your goddamn judgement you are NINE not TWO do you even care a little about any other person?? #Are you just living in some other reality??? #callout post for the fucking demon child inside of me #im so goddamn problematic I'm so so so deeply mentally disturbed and broken for no reason

[inhidingxoxo3637]

Silverstone ticket booked girlies

#am not checking my bank account til i get paid again #booked silvy ston then booked train tickets for coigh cough some event happening at the o2 in London #broken i am #now all i need is a pussy annihilator stool and a bus ticket into the circuit #so i can be thee luffield baddie fuckin love luffield #u see shark backpack orange+blue crocs w baby shark charms its me #its always gonna be me im always a baddie #motogp #moto2 #moto3

[thelegendofmrrager]

Happy to announce after eleven long years... I am finally halfway thru Bleach

#it's always been a series that I'll put away and then come back to when i get the urge to push thru again #it didn't help that it took me so long to realize that so much of bleach is just skippable filler #so I've finally gotten to the good arcs and it's pretty lit #i don't think i could ever drop the anime entirely like. as corny as it can be sometimes and full of unnecessary exposition- #-it just has this charm to me that i don't get from other series. like tite kubo put his whole pussy into these character designs n all #lulyrants

[cuntstable]

klaasje amandou…….. ouuuuuuuuuu ouuuuuuuuu ouuu ouuuuuuu ouuuuuuuuuuu

#horrible miserable party woman. slowly killing yourself with the ways you numb your pain and misery (be it drugs or people) but when #confronted with external treaths or even chances for chabge doing everything in your power to flee from them. feeling bad about the things #youve done that have hurt people while still hurting people with out hesistation when pushed even a bit. #and also just having depressed crazy pussy manipulator energy and charm. ouuuu. character.

[jewul]

found out teen wolf and criminal minds were both created by jeff davis which makes profound sense bc spencer reid and stiles stilinski were both created in a lab to biochemically enrapture teenage girls

#skinny talkative sarcasm is my only defense floppy haired white boy your pussy stunting has charmed me