Summer is here. I don’t want a lizard staring at my soul while I poop.
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Hieee jiii!!!!!! Kaise hai waise aap?!??! Khana peena hogaya?!? Waise Aaj aap ka din kaisa gayaa?!??
Chalo jiii pher byee dhyan rakhiyo apna
Kuch nhi yaar same old... Mr.chipkali ki wife Mrs. Chipkali ka murder krdiya tha Maine to ab court case krdiya unhone...to ab comedy circus jati hu taki waha k judges mujhe maggie bnana sikha de aur mai wo maggie Mr. Chipkali k bete k khatne k shubavsar mei le ja pau ...
Wby? Also do we know each other on a personal level? Have we ever talked?
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i will never be able to coexist with chipkalis even if my life depended on it. i'll end up petrified screaming crying and then eventually die a slow traumatizing death instead.
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Kya matlab tumhe bilkul chhote bachche chipkali jaise nahi lagte ?
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Iss bille ko billi nahi mill rhi
*pats your head* koi nahi, mil jaygi <3
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i passed!!! I FUCKING PASSED
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Thappad se darr nahi lagta sahab.....chipkali se lagta hai😭
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Chipkali came in room
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Sapne Mein Chipkali Dekhna: सपने में छिपकली देखना कैसा, शुभ या अशुभ? जानें क्या कहता है स्वप्न शास्त्रSapne mein chipkali dekhna: हर व्यक्ति सोते समय कोई न कोई सपना जरूर देखता है। इनमें से कुछ सपने अच्छे होते हैं तो कुछ बुरे। वहीं कुछ सपने डरावने भी होते हैं। इन सपनों का असल जिंदगी से गहरा संबंध होता है।
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Working with Pankaj Kapur is like a dream come true for me says Yogesh Bhardwaj
BT Bureau,Mumbai: In the early 1990s, his economic circumstances were not ideal in Rohtak, Haryana, where he was born and raised in a middle-class family, but he refused to give up in the face of adversity. Yogesh, who enjoyed singing in school, studied film acting at the State Institute of Film and Television in Rohtak before moving to Mumbai in 2016 and never looked back then.
When and how did…
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Lizard : घर में इस जगह दिख जाए छिपकली , तो हो जाएंगे करोड़पति
Lizard : घर में इस जगह दिख जाए छिपकली , तो हो जाएंगे करोड़पति
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Yeh chipkali exist kyu karte hain main kms kar lungi
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My best friend's boyfriend is so BLIND. He deserves all the pettiest worst ideas I've thought.
Someone is blatantly flirting with him, in front of his GIRLFRIEND, especially, and this bitch????? "Nah she's not into me" and when she talks to a guy who used to have a crush on her, brother gets existential crisis
Kyu? Jealous hone ka adhikar sirf aadmi ka hia?? Sale chipkali bhi bhav na de pata nhi meri best friend ne kaise accept kar liya hai aur upar se hoshiyari dekho andhe ki
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also like i cannot believe my roommate's parting words to me before she went home were "if chipkali comes inside the room, don't freak out"
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Chipkali se kon darta h? Just normal reptile
Ps- while im writing this my mom is screaming from behind....chipkali in the house!!!,
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