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jacqsreptiles · 2 years

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Fun Time Box - no mammals allowed

#boa constrictors #snakes #reptiles #snekblr #herpblr #cicero snek #she found a box #i dont think she understands how to get out of the box

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jacqcrisis · 2 years

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Chili watched me feed Pippin, my ball python, for the first time last night. I don’t think she knew there was an animal in there until that moment so, after the tank was locked back up and I had fed Cicero, my boa, behind a closed door so Chili would not become a target for a bci, Chili decided to go check out Pippin.

Now, Pippin is notably Dumber Than Hell, and often loses the rat she’s just ‘strangled’, sometimes for up to forty minutes I’ve watched this tube sausage desperately snek around her viv looking for the rat she left in her water dish. And a thing about bp’s is that they hunt mainly using their heat pits, so often I just leave the room and turn off the lights to give Queen Dumbass the best chance of keeping her food in sight.

So imagine what she thought when a 22lb hot ass dog trotted over to sniff the locked tank as she once again misplaced a rat near the three foot of stomach she has?

“Where the fuck is my ra- Aha!” *plonk*

Ball python snoot hits glass, I call Chili over, fifteen minutes later Pippin has consumed her dinner and all is back to normal.

#jacq life #every now and then #pippins singular brain cell hits the corner of her skull #and she has One (1) Thought #this is why i triple check my tanks are locked up and chili is not allowed around the reptiles when i take them out

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dappersheep · 4 years

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Tagged by: @ff-whatever

Name: Currently known by the handle “Pei”

Nickname: “Shep” just cropped up as some extra nickname aside from Pei (because sheep). I go by other nicknames and whatever people remember me as tells which arc of my online life I’ve met them.

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Pisces

Height: 5′3″

Sexuality: Uh... not interested in the do but I do like fiction nommies.

Hogwart’s House: No step on snek!

Fave animal: Dogs. Horses. Sheeps.... Dogs.

Average hours of sleep: About 6 hours minimum. Sometimes I can do 4~5 hours but that’s dangerous territory.

Dog or Cat Person: Dog person through and through. I do like petting cats but I would never own one myself.

Blankets you sleep with: 100% combed cotton, thin or thick depends on the weather. I like plain colored blankets the most.

Dream Trip: Japan for the Comiket season. RIP me during the summer. But I want to travel out to the countryside and visit Kyoto and the less-city places for the culture and of course... food!

Dream Job: Something like what I have currently but more stable in project season and pays slightly more.

When I made my blog: Oh god... uh... *checks archive* I’ve been here since 2011.

Followers: A lot. For some reason.

Reason for URL: I recall my URL was different when I started out but I decided to have it changed one day many years ago. As for current name, I said to myself, ‘I like fancy sheeps. A sheep with a top hat. Quite a dapper fellow.’ and thus dappersheep it is.

tagging @cicero-ff-art, skip if you don’t wanna.

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areggo · 7 years

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Goretober 14 - Asphyxiation cicero vs snek idk

#goretober #art #my art #snake #elder scrolls #skyrim #cicero #dark brotherhood

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jacqsreptiles · 2 years

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get smelt

#boa constrictors #boas #snakes #snekblr #sneks #reptiles #herpblr #cicero snek #she is a delight when shes out #cause shes so slow and gentle and methodical #unlike pippi who whack her face into everything and has to touch all the things

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jacqsreptiles · 2 years

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want to touch logs

#boa constrictors #snakes #snekblr #reptiles #herpblr #reptiblr #cicero snek #she stayed like that for 10 MINUTES #i have no idea whats going on in her head #also i just ordered her bigger rats cause shes a but underweight #cant wait to give her one

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jacqsreptiles · 2 years

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New hobby unlocked: touching all of my shoes

#boas #snakes #cicero snek #whyyyyyyyyyy #she just finds a Thing #and then sits there

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jacqsreptiles · 2 years

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let cicero touch lögs

#cicero snek #the world is her oyster #but she wants to get into the fireplace #scientists are baffled everwhere #more at 11

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jacqsreptiles · 2 years

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Thank God Cicero is the slowest animal on earth and loves staring at walls cause I opened her tank to see if she wanted out, started a game of vampire survivors, completely forget about her 40ish minutes. She hasn't even made it all the way out of the tank yet so my ADHD lapse in judgement remains unpunished.

#cicero snek #im very embarassed #cause while my assumption thay she would take ages to leave was true #you should never ever ever leave a snake her size unmonitored #if you want to not have an escape snake

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jacqsreptiles · 2 years

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feeding the ball python: *sticks food into tank* heeeeeeeere’s the rat, pippin!

feeding the boa: first, I determine if the target has made a successful perception check vis a vis me de-thawing rats. Next, I roll a sleight of hand to confuse the target into following the hand that is not opening the tank. Then, as i throw open the door, I take the dash action to put the rat in front of the target’s face with my reach ability before she comes out of the box in a food frenzy, rolling another sleight of hand in order to make the rat her target instead of my arm, and then-

#cicero snek #pippin snek #cicero is very food motivated #doesn't matter how i try to hide me de-thawing them #she will smell it #and get very very excited #ive been bit once becasue i didn't noticed she had noticed i was feeding the other snakes #didn't hurt but i did have a boa tooth lodged in my finger for a few months #so we are a lot more aware of cicero's excitement levels

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jacqsreptiles · 3 years

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