#coquette girlies don't come for me. I don't mean any of this insultingly

[dysfunctionalcreature]

Spideypool is so coquette. Wade is the unironic gaslight gatekeep girlboss, female manipulator, "I ❤️ Patrick Bateman" kind of coquette. Peter is the wannabe sugar baby, "daddy's little girl", horny pillow princess kind of coquette.

#typed this post up at 12:30am roughly a year ago and completey forgot about it until right now #so here #perhaps someone will understand my vision #this post is brought to you by: my deadpool and spideypool playlists both having so many Lana Del Rey songs on them #marvel #coquette girlies don't come for me. I don't mean any of this insultingly #deadpool #wade wilson #wade winston wilson #peter parker #spiderman #spider man #peter b parker #spideypool #spiderpool #wade x peter #peter parker x wade wilson #peter x wade #wade wilson/peter parker #coquette #trans wade wilson #trans peter parker #wade wilson x peter parker #peter parker/wade wilson