#damn i'll be like 50

[crimeronan]

customer in an affluent suburb with fuckoff-tall don't-touch-me hedges around his whole-ass house left me a $45 tip on a $30 mcdonalds order last night (MAY have intended $4.50, but doordash covers lost tips, so if it Was a mistake i still make the $45). only noticed after dropping the food that he had both a black lives matter and progress pride flag flying outside his fuckoff-tall don't-touch-me hedges. which immediately changed my entire perspective. dude saved me 2 to 3 more hours of driving income-wise and probably annoys the Everloving Piss out of his affluent suburban HOA-loving neighbors by being loudly obnoxiously leftist and having solidarity with poor people. what a chad

#i didnt even know he tipped until i completed the order #then it told me i made over $50 for the run and i thought the app had glitched LMAO #thanks rich leftist dude youre a real one. #i have NEVER gone to an affluent suburban house like this and gotten a decent tip let alone This #like i'm sure some tip well. i usually work hourly and take low-tip orders in the middle of the night which impacts it #but damn dude sorry for making assumptions about u. i'll die for you now #delivery antics

[becca-e-barnes]

i miss sub!steve rogers

I really miss him too! I think he'd fit really well with a thought that I just can't shake this week, I'm so wrapped up in the idea of backshots and then taking pictures on a polaroid camera. To the point that I got a fucking polaroid camera this week

I just love the thought of a sub!Steve trying out different positions for the first time and using it as a chance to explore his interests. Particularly because I don't imagine he's tried many.

I think he'd like to start off with the more intimate ones, where he gets to see your face and gets to whimper his pleasure against your hot skin. He can lose control and watch your face while you take it, and you let him give in and ground himself in sensation, rather than thought.

The sight of you on the bed, on your hands and knees for him is one he won't forget though. The way your back curves, presenting your soaking wet, fluttering core to him almost makes the man drop to his knees and delve his tongue deep into your warm heat.

He doesn't do that though. Not on that first occasion anyway. His head is ruled by an uncomfortable, throbbing need in his cock and it's one he can't ignore for much longer. All thoughts of a condom leave his head, he's just so keen to be inside you like this. "Oh my God." He groans with one huge hand on the small of your back, pressing gently to guide you onto his dick, rather than thrusting it inside you.

You gasp at the initial slide. You always do. There's something so delightful in the feeling of him rubbing against your velvety walls and feeling your body accommodate him. Your head almost spins at the realisation that he's now fully seated inside you. There's nothing at all keeping you apart anymore and it doesn't get more intimate than this.

"Fuck, you should see yourself." Steve's voice is almost a whisper, gripping and massaging your ass and groaning at the sight in front of him. This position is a little more than what he's used to but he's entirely convinced it's one of his new favourites.

"Take a picture, Stevie. It'll last longer." You tease but when you look back over your shoulder at him with a fond smile on your face, he does his very best not to fuck you as recklessly as his brain tells him he needs to.

You'd left the polaroid camera on the bed for a reason, he now realises. That's new to him.

Things get just a little bit away from him though. He can't bare to be so deep inside your throbbing heat but not moving so he gives himself a few little test thrusts first.

One turns into two. Two turns into three. Three turns into Steve moaning and sobbing, mesmerised by the bounce of your ass when you fuck yourself back on him. "Oh h-holy shit. God, that fucking ass. Sh-shit, I'm not gonna last." That's fine. In fact, it's essentially a compliment. The slap of skin on skin fills the bedroom, along with Steve's soft whimpers and your moans.

"That's okay, Stevie. Make a pretty mess for me." That's all he needs to hear, just your soft, gentle voice, coaxing him to completion. He knows better than to finish inside you but he's never been more tempted to just press as deep as he can and fill you as he is in that moment.

He resists the urge though, pulling out as he always does, this time cumming over the swell of your ass with a few frantic sobs. "Fuck, fuck, fuck." He chants, spurts of hot cum painting your skin, marking you as his.

"Holy shit." He sounds totally spent and you can't help but notice how he lifts the camera with a shaky hand, snapping two photos of his spend glistening over your ass. "One for you and one for me." He smiles, kissing you gently before going to fetch a damp cloth.

#asks answered <3 #anon #becca writes spice #sub!steve #I have an account on tiktok where I post some original poetry #just tugging on recent life events and seeing how my brain manipulates it? Nothing serious #and I woke up this morning and one of my old best friends had viewed the profile #We haven't even properly spoken in like a year #but I know damn well that if I popped up to her now and told her I needed something #she'd be at my house in seconds #so I might run away to avoid the painfully awkward conversation that will no doubt be coming in the next few days #I feel like I have caused chaos this week #and I'm cool with that #I was giving a presentation to 50 something senior members of staff on Tuesday #and then noticed my cousin was one of them 🙃 #mf didn't even ask me any questions #I'll pull him up on that when I see him again #most likely at the family Christmas party

[mirrortouchedsea]

Day 20

Madara pulled the yarn through the final stitch and looked at his… scarf. It was an attempt and while it didn’t look awful, he could tell that his tension had been maybe too tight and there was a weird dip a few rows in, but at least it was finished. He grabbed a yarn needle and tried to weave in the tails so he could properly call it finished. 

Leo had been complaining about losing his scarf the week before and Madara had the genius idea to try and make one himself. He had tried knitting but three dropped stitches later he decided to try something else. Kuro had suggested crochet since it was much more beginner friendly, and Madara had to agree. Despite everything, at least the scarf in his hands wouldn’t fall apart if he forgot a stitch somewhere. 

It still looked like a pretty messed up rectangle though. He debated just making a second one when the door opened to the craft room and he felt someone drape themself over his shoulders. 

“Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,” Leo whined. “Why are you ignoring me?” 

Madara turned his phone on and noticed a dozen missed calls and several unanswered texts from Leo. Oops. 

“Sorry Leo-san, I got distracted.” He turned to press a chaste kiss to Leo’s lips. “I tried to make you something but--” Leo’s eyes lit up and he reached for the garment in Madara’s hands. 

“Wahaha! You’re the best Mama! I love it!” Leo had already wrapped the scarf around his neck despite being indoors. “Oh I’m filled with inspiration! Do you have any paper? I need to write an Ode to Mama’s Scarf immediately!” 

Madara laughed and pulled out the notepad he had started carrying with him from his bag. Leo grabbed it and began scribbling, singing the melody as it came to him. When he was finished he tore out the page and folded it into his pocket for later. 

“Thank you, Mama. I mean it.” Madara felt a light blush on his face, a rare occurrence in their relationship. 

“Anything for you, Leo-san.” 

#shay writes #madaleo #january writing challenge #yay yippie sorry this one is late i'm so tired #though my shift actually didnt feel as long as it was... which was nice #my coworker got me the yarn for the plushie she's commissioning from me too #i need to figure out how i'm gonna do that... she wants like a pillow sized cow plush #made out of this juicy couture yarn we have at joanns rn and i completely didnt realize a ball of that #is less than 50 yards so we'll see how much i can get from that #she'll buy more if i need it this is just to get started but damn. #so yeah i'm gonna be starting that soon and whew #yeah. ig if you want to see my crochet stuff my craft blog is @crochetpiece i post enstars amigurumis sometimes #i'll get back to my bee amigurumis eventually i just ended up with two other projects that are time sensitive #to finish up. the cow plush and a wedding afghan i'm working on that's for june #weh :(

[hella1975]

the boys' first commentary on keating's lessons being cameron and neil saying 'that was weird' / 'but different' is getting to me like the entire film is a narrative on the suffocation of heavy academia and how it prioritises certain subjects (medicine, law, business, engineering) while condemning creativity and passion and how institutions are promoting conformity and grades-over-wellbeing teaching methods more and more as you both move up the elitism scale and as time goes on, and how that was okay for these kids and like so many generations before them they were going to let it happen to them, but one teacher was different. one single teacher told them to seize the day and make their lives extraordinary and he made them look directly at the state of things, and for a little while it was beautiful but they're just kids; how could they ever change things? and sure enough it catches up to them and the institution wins because it always does and suddenly the suffocating thought of what neil is so sure his life is going to be is so daunting and terrifying that he cant even face it

#he's just like me fr just without the gun #like yeah the world is actually a harrowing monotonous place and my generation is the last one to play outside as children #and if you dont chase a certain career path or excel in certain subjects then you're deemed inherently lesser #and your success is measured by your bank account and there is no warmth #like damn this film realeased in the 80s and set in the 50s had no business capturing the terror of being young in our society so perfectly #the ONLY saving grace is the 'o captain my captain' scene at the end #it's proof that the beautiful passion-filled independent lives the boys dreamed about #dont just become food for worms and we dont just go right back to the beginning #there's hope at least even if half the time im too busy BAWLING MY FUCKING EYES OUT to even see the screen at that point #godddd girl watching this doing an 'academic subject' that you despise and on bad days think might be the thing to beat you #but you do it anyway bc you're stuck now and besides your parents kinda made you do it when all you ever wanted to do was write #but that cant happen bc writing isnt 'good' the way economics is 'good' and maybe #maybe all that'll happen is i'll lose and start a career in business and work an office job for two decades #in a world that's melting and owned by corporations that want to bleed me dry #maybe that's all there is #i need a fucking cigarette #dps

[sporefound]

thinking about how amanita is pretty young for a drow & basically speedran the beginning stages of her life. i think she looked promising on the surface but was also reckless enough that when it was time to step back, she chose not to & had to face the consequences for that.

#ooc. #i definitely think she was a little bit feral & that made it difficult to navigate society for more than a couple of decades #she had the ferocity & it was expected that the patience would come with time but it never quite Did #more on this later i need to write out her proper bio before i start Rambling about it on the dash #hc. #i am +10ing her age tho bcs tho i like the angle of her being young / speedrunning her life #i also don't think it's feasible for her to accomplish as much as her story entails in that short amnt of time #i'm thinking she probably got thrown in that Damn River at 27-30ish & her druid journey taking abt a decade to really settle into #thinking thinking #i was thinking about making her 50 / making her more stablished in her background #but also something so so funny to be about her thriving for abt 2 seconds & getting Stomped on just when she starts thinking she's a badass #options options #i am working on her carrd right now so i'll have an answer for this thought by the time it's Done

[gachaparadise]

ahhh the Penacony leaks are really coming in now.

*chuckles* I'm in danger.

#i keep going back and forth about if i'm skipping Ratio. I was 100% going for him but now. looking at whats coming #I like Sunday and Robin and Boothill and Gallagher and Misha and Aventurine and DUKE INFERNO?!? #okay. i just saw that Aventurine might be sustain unit. i NEED one of those so bad. #my accounts gonna be completely fucked if i don't get a good support sometime soon. so like. that moves him WAY up my priorities list #and moves Ratio down :( still dunno exactly what he does waiting for official release to make final decisions #but. if he's really an imaginary dps. i might... *dies a little bit* skip him #i just!!! i have DH!!! i WANT to use DH! he's my favourite character in the damn game! #and >_> is Ratio going to have story relevance? i thought Argenti would get more then just a companion quest but he hasn't #and that kinda... bums me out? i like the meet a character THEN roll for them not the other way around. i like character who matter plotwis #A!NY!WAY! putting that aside. i might just go for the 50/50 and take what i get. just to smooth out my pity if nothing else #i don't have most of the standard pool so chances are *knocks on wood* i'll have something new to work with #and like we are getting an absolute BARRAGE of hard skip banners coming up after him. #i do not care for these women at all. extremely mid designs i SLEEP #(except for the judge she fucks but. jades are tight right now honey im sorry!!) #so. i've got a little but of time to save afterwards #post: misc #game: honkai sr #these tags are long and disjointed but its *checks clock* almost 2:30 am so. i'm a bit. you know. #i could save this draft for tomorrow and edit into something resembling a human's train of thought instead of word vomit but #i kinda wanna capture the moment. this is how i saw the leaks. the essence of desperation of a f2p. aahhh gacha my beloved.

[six-of-ravens]

I'm really trying with Winter's Orbit but somehow it's just not doing it for me...

#im only 28 pages in so i should read some more before i give up but damn :/ #there's just....a lot of infodumping of worldbuilding and a lot of telling and not showing re: characters' feelings #like i just read the whole funeral scene in the bath and I couldn't even get a read of how Jainan felt about his dead spouse #i just keep comparing it to A Strange and Stubborn Endurance and it keeps coming up short :/ #which sucks bc i know a lot of people love this book #can't even say im not in the mood for a gay romance at the moment bc between movie choices and fanfic choices...i am Very in the mood for it #idk. I'll give it till page 50 #last year i read the Big Three of Gay Romantasies (Witchmark / A Marvelous Light / A Strange & Stubborn Endurance) #specifically cute fluffy gay romances with like mystery plotlines #and i haven't really felt the urge to read any since so maybe im just maxxed out on that subgenre? #unlike Lesbian Atrocities which i will read endlessly #or maybe i just don't like this one book and im making mountains out of molehills #gonna go listen to placebo and rotate my blorbos now

[savage-rhi]

I apologize to my friend in advance. They will be coming home to this after I discovered they have a mother fucking jacuzzi tub in their new home

#DAMN BITCH YOU LIVE LIKE THIS??? #getting bougie up in here! #i love them very much #im so glad they got the fuck out of the rent rat race #and found something affordable housing wise #cause man i dont think I'll find anything until im 50 at this rate

[rubys-domain]

fuck, what if the reason i'm winning my 50/50's is because hoyo doesn't want me to have tighnari

#⇢₊˚⊹ 🩷∥ruby∥yo，ide yo !! #i'm joking obviously. this isn't a serious post #i mean i'm definitely not complaining about getting an early lyney #but that goddamn fennec fox is taking way too long to come home #on my alt i've decided i'm not gonna finish tighnari's story quest until i get tighnari #so that whenever i have the urge to play around with his kit i can just go into his quest domain #i was planning to do the same for lyney. but now i have him so i don't need to anymore #thank god #why didn't they let us try albedo in his story quest #that is an actual travesty #now i have to wait for another fucking fayz trial or whatever to get to use him again #(assuming i don't get him in his rerun) #now i'm kinda torn tho #i already have lyney on the alt. so what should i do on main. should i keep pulling? or save for venti? #even though i have him on the alt i still want him on main damn it #eh fuck it. i'll keep pulling. i should have plenty of time to get /a/ 5 star out of this banner at least，assuming high pity #at least i won't be as sad not winning the 50/50 cuz i already have him on the alt #and then it's all in for venti babyyyyyyyy #(okay MAAAAAAAYBE 4 star pity once or twice in the next banner to try for freminet like i said. but otherwise，all for venti) #(or albedo. whoever gets rerun first)

[5amanthus]

So like, how much content can you consume of a thing before "I don't actually go here." is no longer applicable?

#I'm not planning to play Ultrakill #I doubt I'll ever watch a whole walkthrough of the game #But I've casually seen fan art every now and again and it's cool #But then the other day I decided to watch a video on all the boss fights and I was like “Lets see what's up with this GabV1el stuff” #And god damn it I love V1 and Gabriel now #And I've read around 50 fanfics for it #And I have an outline...to write...my own #And I've saved both of their battles and read the wiki on their characters and scrolled through content and am waiting for Godfist Suicide #And I have a pretty decent amount of knowledge of the game now than someone who hasn't played or watched more than 5% of it should #And I'm definitely writing a fanfic that I've thought too much about #BUT ALSO I DON'T GO HERE

[running-with-kn1ves]

thaaank you, I never loved a OC x reader story like I loved the cerdan one, the way you write it ooof, the description of the feelings, the personalities that match each other of both of the OC and reader, the details of that make you feel like you're really inside of the story, IM FANGIRLING, I'm really attached to it now, waiting for more in the future if intending to continue more of it, and again today was a bad day for me and BOOM SHAKA LAKA BOOM i found the story came to change the day for the better!!

ahhh youre too sweet IM fangirling over this message 😭!!! <3 I'm so glad you found joy in that fic, I super loved writing it, something abt elves and that gentle/tenderness is so intoxicating bro, it's the ultimate comfort. I think I'd have to brainstorm some more for new cirdan content but I'm not against writing more for him, especially more tender moments 😁

#I've probably writing like 50 mermaid/elf/vampire stories but I'll be damned if I stop now #kn1ves rants #knives rants

[eorzeashan]

another huge difference in the Eight playthrough compared to Nine: having Jadus' authority makes it either like having a disney speedpass for everything or you wave the "Jadus' orders" card and some traitorous Imperials go aw fuck we gotta kill him NOW. and don't skimp on the torture. he's clearly into that.

#swtor #ooc #admiral davos did not hesitate even a second to say i want that man strapped down immediately. ok. #like bro. why does this only work 50% of the time and why is it always torture aren't you fucks scared of Jadus' 😭 #at least this way Jadus' authority couldn't corrupt Eight at all bc it only worked here and there LOL but damn #it's really telling how much you can get done with sith backing. you struggle so much without one it's insane #eight was thinking 4 universes ahead to use one #eight: no. I'll only listen to Jadus. come back with a warrant #lord razer: WELL the dark council SAID- #eight: I DONT GIVE A FUCK

[cloudshapedpatch]

so the company that owns the site i work just lost a lawsuit cause someone tripped and hurt themself on an uneven sidewalk, so even though there haven't been any injuries on my site, they're having us check for cracks and irregularities anyway to avoid future injury

which is embarrassing enough because i have to sit/crouch on the sidewalk and take a photo of the protractor on our shitty site phone, and people are staring and pointing and laughing and im scared cause last month one of our guards was attacked on another site so my supervisor told us to stay in the locked car at all times but now im exposed

and anything above 1/4 inch is considered a hazard so there's technically potential lawsuits every 20 feet and there's so much sidewalk to cover! im supposed to fill a whole report for each hazard but there's so many im probably going to fill one out for each sidewalk section with 5+ hazards per report, and around 20+ reports. which wouldn't be too bad if the other two guards that work this site with me didn't just stop coming to work so i'm the only one here all week which is cool cause i have the opportunity for hella overtime but not great cause this all falls on me as well as doing the rest of my patrols

BUT the property owner said whichever guard files the most reports for road/pedestrian hazards over the next month will get a gift card and an extra 20 cents added to our yearly raise so you'd better believe im filling out a report for every stray rock in the road

#i look like a fool but i'll be damned if im gonna get that extra 20 cents #and the raise is looking like it's gonna be around 50-90 cents so if be getting a dollar raise #and i still won't make us much as my friends at jersey mikes and ill have to renew my security license soon but whatever #cori rambles #cori's job

[alteredphoenix]

TFW I have to wait until September before I can do any fan art and fics for Michelle’s birthday, so now I’m like:

#tales of luminaria #why'd this kid have to be born THIS LATE in the year #why'd she have to pick the day BEFORE 9/11 #fuck me i spent the past four months getting pissed thinking 'am i gonna miss out on it' like i damn near missed celia's #every day lurking on twitter just to make sure i didn't miss JP ToLumi twitter dropping the celebratory tweets #like you wouldn't believe how stupid the anxiety got #like it's a good thing i checked the official site before it got snapped out of existence or i would've been LIVID #whenever i sit back and think i tell myself 'well grand at least you have time' #but then i also think 'michelle never got to have her birthday celebrated in the game - talk about unlucky' #'like' the muse says 'she won't even get a cute outfit to compliment celia's bday drip - she's stuck w/ that '50s girl in the park dress' #(which is also cute but look just bear with me here ok) #then i think 'fuck it i'll give her a nice getup and a wolf pack too!!'

[beatriceportinari]

Forgot a ticket for a concert at home and had to reprint it while outside. I could have just paid 50 cent at the library to print it but I thought id ask my therapist since i was going there first anyway.

I was trying to talk myself into it like it's not weird it's just a ticket people ask for things sometimes. Unfortunately i forgot she was the most insufferable person this side of the lake 😔 got my ticket for free but at what cost

#'surely there's no way to psychoanalyze forgetting a ticket at home otw to smth' alas there is #was listening and nodding like damn next like i'll just pay the 50 cents

[7-oh-ta1]

Girl I cannot drop 60$ on a video game I'm sorry what the hellll

#lindsay speaks #50$ was pushing it before... now 60$?! i have to buy groceries #then i miss out and just watch a bunch of other ppl online have fun... :( I'll live but still damn #I've heard super good things & I've heard some bad things and i just wanna couch co-op it with my sister #we're becoming good friends again! and gaming together is like. what we DO! but nooo 60 damn dollars! 😭 #oh i mean the quarry btw idk how anyone just dropped that much money on a game but I'm envious