#dilfsisko

[weyounbathwater]

Actually, Quark Pussy Indulgence is his custom holosuite program that he sells to select patrons

I've been trying to think of a joke to accompany this ask for five minutes and I can't this is really funny as a concept

#my first thought was that its quarks ingenius way of whoring it up without actually leaving the bar #then i thought what if quark gets jealous of his holosuite version. like he thinks it performs better than him #then i thought what if he then programs flaws into his hologram self to make the real him more enticing by comparison #communications log #dilfsisko

[vortahoney]

Tell us more about your novella!

Well!! I have a scene in mind now for when Molly starts to actually care about the time loop. So up until this point it hasn’t really mattered to her, she freaks out when she doesn’t know what’s going on but once she figures it out it’s okay. But like… ten loops in she and Peter are on the roof of a building talking. Peter believes her about the time loop and suggests jumping off together, trying to get himself into the loop as well and justifying it by saying if he DOES just die, he has nothing to live for anyway. And that really wakes Molly up because, to be honest at this point Peter’s life hadn’t occurred to her, but all of a sudden it does. Idk if I do want Peter to jump off or not because I have two different ways for how it could go after that conversation

#fandom posting for my own novella #friends tag #dilfsisko #suicide tw

[kaijudick]

Now, who the fuck is God’s secret wife

thanks for asking! that would be The Heavenly Mother, who nobody is allowed to openly speak about and who is so holy and divinely feminine that her name is a secret, or something. praying to her is also not allowed but there are definitely women who do it (scandalous). all spirits are the offspring of the Father and the Mother, and earthly marriage is based on the divine marriage. there's actually some contention on this and i had to double check but basically in the historical doctrine, she's also god and god is 2 people male and female. its a little confusing. very controversial.

#personal log #asks #dilfsisko #i feel like this is one of the aspects of canonical mormon doctrine that hasnt made it to the general public because its kept under wraps #i wish more ppl knew because like. dsfkhksdjhfdf #JUST TO BE TOTALLY CLEAR I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS

[capaldiera]

love watching a random video and getting jesse spencer jumpscared! random chase event

aussieman jesse surprise

#i was gonna say robert chase somethingorother but i got so distracted by the fact his name is robert. #it shouldn't be robert #ask #dilfsisko

[princelune]

A small black cat for you

SCREAMING look at that kitty! love this animal thank you look at those eyes oh my goodness

#AURGH AIGYGUGH (<-taking damage because i forgot to set a timer for my fish sticks and idk if they are done or burning) #asks #dilfsisko #speaks #and hiiiiii #☂

[professorabacus]

Happy birthday!!!!!!

Thanks!!!

#vinny!'s asks #dilfsisko

[bensiskos]

Saw a bunch of yellow wild flowers on my way home and thought of you. Yellow….

HI IM SO SORRY I NEVER ANSWERED THIS...... thank u that's so sweet ❤️❤️ I'm glad I remind you of yellow :-) how have you been els how's it going!!!

#Asks #Dilfsisko #Els my friend els

[niceferatu]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THABK YOU ELS I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

#dj #asks #dilfsisko

[doozclops]

Red flag: We have a similar taste in men.

True!

Definitely Not Good.

#dilfsisko #:3c

[weyounbathwater]

I want my ocs to be friends with Snart. I want to be friends with Snart. I fucking care he

Oh my god snart would love more friends. Snart would love you

#words of affirmation #communications log #dilfsisko #if anyone wants snart to meet their ocs i give them blanket permission snart goes on a world tour just to make friends and talk about #power couplings for two hours

[vortahoney]

Have you seen any good movies lately?

ZOMG I saw Nope recently and it was the best. I was a changed man afterward

#love Jordan Peele #friends tag #dilfsisko #I also watched hellraiser again but that doesn’t COUNT I had already seen it

[dilfsisko]

I just think that Sisko deserves to win most star trek polls. Best Captain? Sisko. Best commanding officer in general? Sisko. Best protaganist? Sisko. Best series? Ds9, partially because of Sisko.

Best character over all? Sisko.

#els.txt #and i know like. this is obvious coming from me comma els dilfsisko #but im right

[capaldiera]

hawkeye <3

Literally this is what i'm saying

#dilfsisko #ask

[meatmensch]

9 ppl to get to know better

tagged by @brettsgoldstein thank u!!

list 3 ships you like: my beautiful ship destiel...been thinking about nicky and joe of the old guard fame...recently rewatched the ds9 episode rejoined so i will also say jadzia/lenara...

first ship ever: prob percabeth

last song you heard: don't say goodnight by hot chelle rae. sorry for having a throwback moment and also being californian. no i'm not

favorite childhood book: cringe as hell but i really liked the princess of mars by edgar rice burroughs. thought the world building was really slay. later realized it's chock full of racist and eugenicist allegories

currently reading: this jan/feb poetry foundation issue

currently watching: the muppet show and true detective: night country...again. cringe. ik it's a cop show but there's native alaskans and sexy lesbians and sci-fi in there

currently consuming: had a cliff bar earlier :')

currently craving: a shower

tagging the 9 mutuals most recently in my activity! @emeraldcas @lachicharra @howldean @discoidal @dilfsisko @lesspopped @cloudlesbian @saywhatjessie @catalogercas

#tag game

[theygotlost]

(not actually) tagged by @childhoodgrave to post my recent album rotation teehee!!

costello music by the fratellis

are you serious by andrew bird

my favorite blue jeans by de'wayne

violent things by the brobecks (this one isnt even in my "rotation" im just constantly listening to it)

ok go by ok go

drive north by swmrs

i tag um. @gjalleon @sallytwo @prozac @skoople @hessepilled @fealtyfaggot @catdays @werefag @dilfsisko @splashtail @pokeharvest @chloroplasts @gayspock @theboost @gulduqat @fractaldunes @chilchuckdewey @acidgirl @torksmith @potato-lord-but-not wants to do it u can say I tagged u! also sorry if you already did this and i didnt see it lol

[bensiskos]

🍓?

ELS!!! MY BUDDY!!!! I HEART YOU!!! you’ve always got good opinions & you’re always like very kind & you have excellent vibes!! I always feel very safe around you & you seem like you would give good advice :-) I heart seeing your posts abt sisko

#Dilfsisko #asks