When there is a headcanon you wanna try on ur hubby but reality express it being false:
Dire Crowley has one fear and it’s Nuit in a maid dress
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Nuit: Crowley, I want a baby—
Dire Crowley: NO. NO BABIES.
Nuit: Baby ruth bar.
Dire Crowley:…
Nuit:…
Dire Crowley:… Well this is awkward.
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Nuit and Crowley were both sleeping
Nuit: *FLICKS HIS NOSE TO WAKE HIM UP*
Dire Crowley: *WAKES UP* W-What’s going on?!
Nuit: YOU PIECE OF SHIET.
Dire Crowley:…. what did I do?
Nuit: I just caught you cheating!
Dire Crowley: HOW?! I was sleeping!
Nuit: I CAUGHT YOU CHEATING IN MY DREAM.
Dire Crowley: …In your.. dream?! Fuck my life—
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ya’ll get ready for some Nuit X Dire Crowley post soon sdfghjkl
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