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┈⋆⭒ daniel ricciardo x fem!reader [3.1k] ┈⋆⭒ part 1 !

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⎯ find all parts here ! .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⎯ contents: none. .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⎯ backround: Dylan tait. Born in Melbourne, Australia, moves to London to study at London University in her final year, upon moving she acquaints herself with none other than Lando Norris, meeting in a nightclub in downtown London and becoming fast friends. This story will tell the events that soon unfolded as Dylan lay her eyes on the driver from Perth for that first time sitting on Lando's couch that one day, looking at everything but her and the feelings and discourse that follow as Daniel finally looks back at her. based at the time in which Daniel was in McLaren. .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⎯ a/n: you don’t meet daniel this chapter. apologies. .𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⎯ disclaimer: I try to make my writing as realistic as possible, but sometimes as a writer I get bored with the plot myself, so ignore it if there's a few potholes. im not Jane Austen this is filth and sadness and angst and love, so much love and thank you.

your first days at University College of London were oddly isolating, even more so than you had originally imagined, moving across the world. the atmosphere was chilling in the January air and you were posed with the thought that you didn't entirely know what you were doing here. you pulled your jacket tighter around yourself, both hands in your pockets as you reach around your self. you knew you had moved across the world slightly to get away from your parents, though you had no real excuse as to why you had despised them such. it was simply that you thought they had grown sick of you, and you of them. the space would be good for everyone. a mutually beneficial endeavour you thought. the obscure course you were studying, (philosophy, politics and economics), was what your father had called. "a course for rich people" and a "dead end". his words had only seeped so far as you were convinced this is what you were good at, this wide range of worldly thinking, you'd tried medicine, you'd tried law. you were good at both, but they were not good to you. so you had ended up with this. entirely interesting, entirely consuming, but entirely open-ended. what would you do once this was over, it was entirely unclear. would you be an author, a journalist, a politician. would you be anything? the train of thought was endless and yet came to a halt before any real conclusion could be made by you. you'd always been the person who enjoyed school, enjoyed the learning and you wanted to stay at uni to excel in everything. but you weren't too sure if that was simply because you possessed a fear for the "real world".

"Dylan-Dyl"

your eyes snap up to the person saying your name. your only friend at this place, you'd thanked god that she was finally here. shed moved before you and you'd met her over here. she was living off campus, like you and you much too quickly agreed to getting a place to split the rent. grace black, increasingly your other half and your current favourite person ever to exist.

"my dear grace" you exhale quite dramatically (sarcastically), putting a hand on your heart, acting as though it were aching without her.

you put an arm over her shoulder and make big strides to catch the tube back to your apartment. it was friday and you hadn't had a welcome party for yourself yet. you'd needed alcohol, regrettably, ever since you'd heard any single man in your class say anything regarding gender within politics, which truly made your brain hurt and your nose screw up in plain judgement and disgust. yes alcohol and music and warm bodies and dancing would do you good. you were also a fan of an English accent and if any men were getting as drunk as you planned to tonight you were looking forward to hearing your name coming from an accented mouth.

your apartment was small but your landlord was a sweet little old lady who made tea and biscuits and thought it was adorable you and grace being friends for so long and both coming to London and it was in a good spot. getting changed was always an ordeal, drinking cheap Prosecco and throwing clothes around at each other, trying on outfit after outfit. the balance between class and college student was integral to the 'clubbing' experience. once you finally settled on an outfit it was 11pm and you were feeling slightly fuzzy.

faulted by the cheap and hastily drunk Prosecco. you'd just hoped that Saturday would be enough to overcome the hangover as you needed to go in for work on Sunday. grace was secretly rich and by secretly you meant quite loudly. it was no secret her parents, unlike yours paid for everything shed ever done and hence when sending her to London gave her an absurd monthly allowance, which you shamefully benefited from. so when she pulled you into a much nicer looking club, you'd tried to drag her to the much less nicer one down the street. but she had insisted you'd go here, telling you that it just looked swanky and the drinks weren't even "that expensive". you'd see about that, as you ordered a vodka lime soda and it was 12 POUNDS. christ, you'd have to rely on flirting and batting eyelashes because if you vowed to get as drunk as you'd wished, you shit your whole three years of full time work down the fucking toilet that way.

you found grace, drink in hand and standing next to the place looking up at the DJ booth, holding your drink up and dancing to whatever kind of remix the DJ seemed to be playing, his face was distorted the red lights and the angle in which you were looking at him but he seemed oddly familiar. you were just happy the music was loud enough to feel and that finally the air was warm and moving and not cold and still. a complete juxtaposition to the chilling, academic, gloomy university experience of the past week, coming from Australian summer would always serve as a shock. you'd successfully downed 4 more drinks coming from 4 different very suspiciously nice people and grace had find a girl that she was ogling and pretending not to, stating she wouldn't leave you on your "genius party night occasion". you'd ushered her away, in a drunken haze stating that you would take over the DJ booth and that you would play a song so she could kiss the girl shed been staring at the whole night. you moved towards the booth, shouting if you could "take over" and "its an emergency" the man next to the man with a cap, looks over at you and laughs and nods towards the secuirity man with the rope. leading you up the stairs and coming face to face with the respective compulsive DJ's. an unnecessarily ugly word. you exchange hi's and hello's and then the guy with the cap asks.

"so what's the emergency?"

"emergen-? OH"

"uh yes well the emergency is that my friend" you point to grace in the crowd, squeezed next to the girl who you planned to second handedly kiss in the next few minutes.

"has been staring at that girl all night but hasn't done anything because she didnt want to leave me alone on my very apparently special night" you motion inwards at yourself.

"thus. I am here as a hero to save her"

they laugh and step back, gesturing to the audio mixer. you had no idea how †o DJ and also no idea how to even find the song grace had requested.

you step forward, but turn your head slightly over your shoulder.

"names?" you'd ask for their names before you embarrassed yourself like this.

"max" the man who ushered you up the steps says.

"max" you repeat to him. and then nod towards the man with the cap.

"lando" he says.

"lando" followed by a slight giggle.

"okay lando and max I don't know what the fuck im doing so if you show me how to play a song then ill be on my way."

"what's your name?" lando asks

"Dylan"

"Dylan, move over" as he slots in next to you and plus with whatever the fuck was causing the music to do whatever the fuck it was doing. you whisper to him the song grace wanted and he tells you as he's doing it what some of the buttons do, you're not paying attention as such, the vodka sinking into your blood, eyes getting heavier, head getting lighter, your smiling in an uneasy way.

"your smile is really fucking creepy"

"shut up, all I've had tonight is strangers vodka limes and a bottle of 4 pound Prosecco you're getting creepy"

"hmmm" he nods at you

"hmmm" you squint your eyes and nods back.

your looking back out at your audience now, and you find grace finally. and she's, KISSING HER YES.

"FUCK YES, LOOK"

"what"

"LOOK" you grab his face and turn it towards grace and point.

"oh it worked"

"oh im a genius, she was right I should have a party for it every week"

"you're not a genius im just a great DJ"

"oh no but you see mr DJ I have 2 degrees already I am a genius"

a lie as you had finished neither of them, but you were drunk.

"shit how old are you" he leans in

"how old are you" you poke his chest.

"21" your head pulls back in slight shock

"christ you're a child my god, do you even have pubes yet? a degree?"

"oh and how old are you?"

" im 24 bald man"

"shut up I have pubes"

"yeah okay thank you mr DJ, its been fun"

"I don't have a degree though" he trails off.

"eh university is overrated anyway"

"really?"

"no" you pop the p and you weren't lying you needed to learn and you loved the routine.

"are you Australian?"

"did the no give me away"

"yes and you sound like the only other Australian I know"

"yes I am, im from Sydney, proud to be the 2nd Australian you know."

"should be, starting to like you better than the English"

"WE ARE" "I swear im not this patriotic when im sober"

"sure. would you let me buy you and your friend and her friend a drink?"

" oh so your rich, why of course wouldn't pass up on free alcohol."

you walked down the stairs meeting max at the bottom and found grace and her friend who introduced herself at "Jane" to you all. and you sat at the bar and talked for the next two hours. the lights were less intense and the alcohol was flowing through you, making all this conversation shamelessly easy. lando and max were funny and grace was the perfect following act, knowing just when to punch in while staying completely enamoured with jane.

"do you two just act like you hate each other all the time" you're speaking to max and lando who seem to be bickering 90% of the time.

"yes" they look at each other while they answer and you laugh.

“is that fun for you guys?”

they look at eachother again “yes”

before you look at the man standing above lando in the seat beside you. you look up at him before lando even notices anyones presence.

"hi im so sorry but are you lando Norris?"

you look at max with a look of "what the fuck?" and he ignored you completely.

"hey mate, yeah I am"

"oh my god, uh could we take a selfie?"

he takes a breath and for a minute you're thinking that he’s gonna say something like "no its actually not lando Norris because who the fuck is that" or a simple "no".

but he stands up and takes a selfie and the man thanks him profusely and walks away.

"um" your mouth slightly agape.

"your famous?" you head tilted to one side with the question.

"I guess"

max interjects "he's faking humble, yes he's famous"

"are you a porn star or something why are you so embarrassed"

they look at eahcother and throw their heads back.

"no i’m not a pornstar i just-" he says

"im a formula one driver" he admits

"formula one?" you rack your brain, it sounded oddly familiar.

"OH FORMULA ONE." your eyes widened

"right right right formula one, the car one, lewis Hamilton, champagne, Micheal Schumacher, Ferrari , grand prix, downforce. of course." the understanding was there

"yes that one, wait you didn’t know who I was"

“i thought that’s why you laughed at my name”

"i laughed at your name because i’m drunk, and it’s funny. i knew you looked familiar, i used to watch formula one. after uni started i forgot about it mostly must have missed your debut"

you seem to be speedily connecting dots

"oh yes the 2 degrees miss genius"

"about to be 3" you correct him

max speaks up "oh shit"

grace taps you on the shoulder and asks if you wanna catch an uber home and they could drop Jane back on the way. in a weird train of thought you vow you'd find your own way home and give her a nudge and a wink that you'd give her enough time with Jane to ........

she incessant but you reassure her that you'll stop drinking soon and text her on the way home, you have a key. lando says that he could even get in the uber with you, if that makes grace feel better.

you talk with lando and max for a bit longer after grace leaves, until at least 3am, in which max brings up the prospect of leaving. you do take the boys up on their offer getting into the uber with you,

threatening them that if they were to do anything harmful,

"I know who you are no lando Norris and max fewtrell, be nice"

chatting and laughing drunkenly all the way home, in fact much too drunk to remember he's a formula one driver and has a lot more money that your tiny flat above the home of an old lady with 4 cats. the car pulls up and before you get out lando catches your arm and says,

"can I get your number?"

you smile and take his phone.

"if your ever DJ-ing again, either of you" making sure to include max as you didn't want to make anything awkward, and that moment you liked lando, but purely in a friendly way. albeit sadly.

"call me and ill come running, well me and grace"

"as long as your paying for drinks again"

"never again" max pipes up

"hmmmmmm, bye bye mr famous and mr everyone sucks but golf"

you close the door, walk up the small stairs the front door, watch as the car drives off and unlock the front door, going inside, using your phone torch to navigate your way to the fridge. downing 2 litres of water, an electrolyte shot and the leftovers from last night. you go to sleep when the headspins stops and you don't ignore the 2 sleeping figures where usually only grace would lie.

unknown number:

3:46am

💬 everything good? didn't trip on the doormat or on anyones vomit?

you squint reading the message and remember the encounter with lando 20 minutes prior.

4:01am

💬 everything is swell, your heart may rest 😉

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redsandtruckdriving · 1 year

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ant-mer-12 · 1 year

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The "Lighter Side" Items

#1:

There was once a lady who loved to buy anything "Marked Down". The last anyone heard, she bought an escalator.

#2:

A lady was once told by a Salesman a certain type of vacuum cleaner could cut her housework in half. She bought two of those vacuum cleaners.

#3:

Two men were speaking onboard a train traveling from Sydney to Perth once some years ago. One of them said, "My great, great, great grandfather came to Australia seeking fortune and freedom. It didn't last apparently, as my great, great, great grandmother came over on the next boat".

#4:

A father is a man who spends thousands of dollars on his daughter's wedding, only to read in the newspaper a few days later he happily gave her away at the wedding.

#5:

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear Onboard The Aircraft Public Address System

A: "This is your Captain speaking. I am the walrus, I am the walrus, coo coo ka joo"

B: "Thank God there's no booze buses up here" (breath alcohol tests)

C: "Could all passengers please return to the seated position ready for landing......and for those in Mile High Class, please ensure your partners are returned to the sitting position as well, thank you"

D: "We'll be doing an unscheduled stop for a few minutes as the missus wants me to pick up some bread and milk on the way home"

E: "(Preceded by a loud fart) Please excuse me, I was tuning up to play in the Wind Section for my local Orchestra tonight"

F: "(Preceded by a screeching lady) Please excuse me, I thought this was the Men's bathroom"

G: "Welcome to the Scenic Railway roller coaster at Luna Park"

H: "We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful Wizard Of Oz"

I: "You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out. You do the Hokey Pokey and you shake it all about"

J: "Up, up and away, in my beautiful, beautiful balloon"

#6: (based on a true story, involving myself as the villain at a Grade 6 School Camp in early 1982, then age 12)

Particularly hungry one day, I ate three plates of Baked Beans. Bad mistake, as a few hours later I felt a low rumble in my stomach, I knew a fart was brewing.

Fortunately, as it was on a night where the students were expected to put on Stage Performances and I had been ignored and stopped by other students from participating in any performances, I didn't care who was doing what on stage. That year there were 6 teachers and at least 100 Grade 6 students at the camp in southwest Victoria.

It was during a performance by two girls who were singing, and who I didn't get along with in class or the school yard. As they reached the middle of their song, I felt my stomach rumbling, so I decided to be silent with the gas release. However, all of us were sitting in plastic chairs on metal legs.

Anyway, as one of the girls sang the words of, ".......and this is what he said......", I let the fart out, however, it was loud and somewhat long, amplified by the plastic chair itself, in a room that was dark except the stage itself. Expecting to be told off by anyone nearby, I was surprised to hear 100 other students and the 6 teachers burst out laughing, including the two girls on stage. One teacher in particular said to her colleague, "I'll pay that, that was good timing" as she laughed and clapped. And fortunately for me, because it was a darkened audience area, no one ever knew it was me.

#7: (jailor means prison guard)

What's the difference between a jailor and a jeweler? One sells watches, the other watches cells.

#8:

A truck driver was driving along a country road one day, when he went drive below a lower level railway bridge. Unfortunately his truck became stuck. A motorist pulled up and watched for half an hour as the driver unsuccessfully tried to free his truck.

Then with brilliant eloquence, the motorist said, "Tell me, are you stuck?", to which the truck driver replied, "No. I was delivering the railway bridge and I forgot the address.".

#9:

How do you know if a lady is wearing Tights? When she farts, her ankles swell.

#10:

A father in law was driving along one day when he was pulled over by Police. When the officer said, "Tell me, did you know your wife fell out of the car about half an hour ago?", the father in law replied, "Thank God. I thought I'd gone deaf!"

#11:

One day a man was driving on a country road a couple of hundred kilometres (miles for US residents) northwest of Melbourne, when he passed a chicken farm. What caught his attention was that the chickens had four legs each, not the standard two.

Reaching the farm house, he said to the farmer, "I saw your chickens as I drove past. What's with the four legs on each one?". The farmer replied, "People like tasty chickens, so I bred mine to have two extra legs each".

The man asked, "Tell me, do they taste alright?", to which the farmer replied, "I don't know. They run so fast I can't catch any of them!"

#12:

Two old wanderers were walking along a country road one foggy night, when they came across a roadside Distance sign. Thinking they were in a cemetery, one said, "Geez, this one lived a long life". The other asked, "How old were they when they died?", to which the first one answered, "109. Miles, from Adelaide".

#12a:

In the early 1970s, to deal with a growing issue of unintentionally hurting ethnic minorities, a Variety Show in Melbourne, "Hey Hey It's Saturday", devised a completely fictional country, Biddleonia, taken from the name of the show's producer, a Mr Biddle. The intention was to use this country specifically for jokes that would otherwise fall foul of Censorship Rules. Needless to say, this became an unequalled success. The country was in the shape of a goat's head, a white flag flown upside down and an accent strangely linked to the original jokes. Below is the Biddleonian Soccer Team.

Goal Keepers:

Shefarts Sohard

Sheblew Hertightsoff

Defenders:

Mecars Abitrusty

Lars Persson

Onlyhas Forteeth

Centres:

Snake Sharma

Bernie Zarsoff

Blewie Zarsoff

Middle Persson

Madonna Kahnsing

Shebloodywell Kansing

Forwards:

Howbadsa Fartbeen

Halfadozen Marsbars

First Persson

Interchange:

Rubbish Binni

Trash Canni

Late Team Update - both Rubbish Binni and Trash Canni were left out last night. However, as no one collected them, they were brought back in.

#14: (This is a joke, not for real)

On almost all Forms one question is asked, the Sex or Gender, invariably Male and/or Female. Below was on a form that was unique

Sex/Gender:

[] Male [] Female [] None Of Your Business

[] Sorry, no we're British [] Are You Offering?

[] Your Place Or Mine

#15:

Marital Status:

[] Married [] Single [] Divorced [] Widowed

[] Been There Done That [] Not Interested

[] Not Falling For That S__t Again

[] Are You Offering?

#16:

On his deathbed, a very old Robin Hood said to Maid Marion and his followers, "Where this arrow lands is where I want to be buried", then let fly very unsteadily with his bow and arrow. It came to pass he was buried on top of the wardrobe (closet for US residents) in his and Maid Marion's bedroom.

#17:

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#20:

Once sighted in a Classifieds Section of a newspaper was the following Advertisement:

"For Sale, one large Couch (sofa for US residents). Hardly used, very comfartable (should read comfortable), please contact....."

#21:

"For Sale. One set of Encyclopaedia Britannica. Never used, as wife knows everything."

#22:

Strange Writings On Tombstones:

"Don't Laugh, You're Next"

"For Lease. One Small Room, Suitable For Single Occupant. Neighbours Are Dead Quiet"

"Here Is The Future Resting Place For Captain Kirk Of Starfleet Ship Enterprise, Born 2324 AD"

"I Expected This, But, Not So Soon"

"Now Do You Believe Me When I Said I Didn't Feel Alright?"

"For I Am Now, Soon You Shall Be. So Be Prepared To Follow Me", with the following written in chalk underneath "To Follow You I'm Quite Content, But, I'm Damned If I Know Which Way You Went"

#23:

The other day I heard there's a married couple whose last name is Tickle. The husband's name is Ron, the wife's name is Tess.

#24: (This is a true story I recall hearing when I was in Year 8, 1984 AD, at my former, first Secondary School)

The story went that a young lady whose last name was Ophelia was due to marry a young man whose last name was Dick. From the 1980s it became common practice for ladies to combine their last name with those of the men they married, eg, Mrs Reid - Smith, etc. However, in this case she didn't do this, instead taking on her prospective husband's last name only as hers.

#hilarious

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deepdrivingschool · 11 months

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Your Guide to Finding The Best Driving School In Perth

When it comes to learning how to drive, choosing the right driving school can make all the difference in your journey to becoming a skilled and confident driver. In Australia, the quality of driving schools can vary, and it's crucial to find the best one among the many options available. This blog aims to be your guide in finding the perfect driving school in Perth, ensuring you have the ultimate learning experience. We'll provide valuable insights on what to look for and tips to help you make an informed decision.

Things To Look Out For While Searching For The Best Driving School

On the journey of learning how to drive, finding the best driving school in Perth is crucial for a successful and fulfilling experience. As you explore your options, several key factors should guide your decision-making process. Here are a few: -

Assessing Accreditation and Reputation: Look for schools that are recognized by reputable organizations such as the Department of Transport and have positive reviews from previous students.

Tailored Driving Programs: Every learner driver is unique, and a great driving school should offer a range of tailored driving programs to accommodate different needs, including HR driving courses in Perth, defensive driving, manual or automatic driving lessons, and advanced driving techniques.

Qualified and Experienced Instructors: Look for driving schools in Perth that employ qualified and experienced instructors who possess the necessary certifications.

Safety Focus and Modern Vehicles: Ensure that the school emphasizes teaching defensive driving techniques, road safety rules, and hazard awareness. Additionally, inquire about the condition of the vehicles used for training.

Competitive Pricing and Flexibility: Look for schools that offer transparent pricing with no hidden costs and flexible scheduling options to accommodate your availability.

Questions That Matter During Your Search

During your search for the best driving school in Perth, there are a few important questions that you should ask prospective schools. This would help you gather more information and make an informed decision. These questions include: -

How many years has the driving school been offering driving courses? It's important to know the school's level of experience to gauge their expertise.

Will you have a dedicated driving instructor? Consistency is key, but some schools have part-time instructors with varying availability.

Will you be using the same vehicle for all my lessons? It's ideal to stick with one vehicle throughout your driving lessons. Check if the school provides this option.

Does the driving school provide HR driving courses in Perth? These specialized courses provide valuable skills and knowledge for specific driving needs.

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Conclusion Choosing the right driving school in Perth sets the foundation for your driving skills and confidence on the road. Deep Driving School Perth is your trusted partner in this journey, offering a wide range of programs designed to meet your individual needs. With accredited instructors, a focus on safety, and flexible scheduling, we strive to provide the best learning experience for aspiring drivers in Perth. Get ready to take the wheel with Deep Driving School Perth and embark on a safe and successful driving adventure.

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powerphysiotherapy · 1 year

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Everything You Need to Know About Physiotherapist in Perth

Physio in Perth are essential medical care experts who provide non-intrusive treatment administrations. The job of physiotherapy includes rehabilitation, promoting wellbeing, injury avoidance and treatment of injury and disease. Physiotherapists have long stretches of training and in depth knowledge of the body and how it functions. They utilize their hands-on clinical abilities to survey, diagnose and treat side effects of injury, sickness or disability.

The Best Physiotherapists in Stirling, Perth is used to treat different pieces of the body for various reasons. It very well may be used to treat injuries whether they are from sports, day-to-day exercises, business related, or resulting from an auto collision, for example, breaks, sprains, back and neck pain. Physiotherapy likewise treats more serious medical conditions like arthritis, strong dystrophy, neurological disorders, and heart and stroke rehabilitation.

All physiotherapist have a graduate degree in physiotherapy and have met national section level education and practice standards. Imminent physiotherapists should finish the national Physiotherapy Competency Examination then register with the school of physiotherapists in their province/domain before practicing in the field. Physiotherapists are skilled at identifying the main driver of an injury and at actually treating that injury. There are numerous conditions a physiotherapist can rehearse in, including private clinics, wellness clubs, emergency clinics, local area wellbeing focuses, residential consideration, assisted-living offices, home visit organizations, work environments and schools.

How do you treat the issue?

To begin treatment your physiotherapist will initially conduct a careful evaluation, asking you a progression of inquiries in regards to your injury or pain and performing a couple of explicit developments. It is best to be totally genuine with your physiotherapist as they can not give you the right treatment intend to determine your issue except if you do so. A few inquiries that they could pose include your gamble factors, how you have become injured, when it started, and what you trust the result will be whenever you have completed Watson Headache® Approach for Headache & Managing.

To assist with evaluating the situation further, physiotherapists will test the capacity of your muscles or joints by measuring speed, development, adaptability, coordination, strength and equilibrium. A portion of the manners in which physiotherapists work by helping you practice the essential joints and muscles are through rub, stretching, taping, manual therapy, electrotherapy, and medical needle therapy. Physiotherapists not just assistance with the actual part of medicine however their work likewise includes promoting wellbeing and health. Physiotherapists will educate you on your by and large actual wellbeing, ensuring that you're eating a solid diet, and are dynamic ultimately helping you forestall diseases and injuries.

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aventusdrivingschool1 · 3 years

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Take The Corporate Driving Course And Upgrade The Profile Of Your Business.

A corporate driving course is designed to upgrade the skills of the drivers. The safety of employees is the central priority for an organisation, only highly qualified drivers are the requirements for every organisation to drive their vehicles. Aventus Drivng School Perth has designed a corporate driving training course, which provides both classroom and on-road driving training under highly qualified driving instructors.

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nikolai-novak · 3 years

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Nikolai’s Travel Timeline

Nikolai graduated from high school in 2018, shortly before his 18th birthday in August. Given his family circumstances at the time, he really needed to get away so he took advantage of the fact that he had a full drivers licence and more than enough money to fund his travels.

June 2018 - December 2018

Nikolai was inspired by a photographer that he really liked -- Brian DeFrees -- when it came to mapping out his road trip around the state. In 2011, Brian travelled through 30-odd states in 53 days to see all the major landmarks. Nikolai followed a similar pathway by catching a flight to Virginia, bought a Kombi van, and started the road trip. Nikolai, however, took a full six months to complete the trip. Nikolai visited the following states and explored significantly in each:

Virginia

South Carolina

Georgia

Florida

Louisiana

Texas

New Mexico

Arizona

Nevada (in which he caught up with old friends from high school)

California (in which he briefly stopped in and visited his parents to ease their nagging)

Oregon

Washington (in which he met August Bright for the first time and his intended short stay in Washington was extended considerably. This is a major contributing reason as to why a trip that could have been completed in two months ended up blowing out to six months in duration. (@augustbright)

Idaho

Montana

Wyoming

Utah

Colorado

Nebraska

South Dakota

North Dakota

Minnesota

Wisconsin

Iowa

Illinois

Ohio

New York

Nikolai then sold his Kombi van in New York and booked the cheapest round the world ticket that he could find. The ticket included flights from New York --> London --> Bangkok --> Singapore --> Sydney.

December 2018 - September 2019

After booking his flight to London, Nikolai spent the next nine and a half months backpacking around Europe. Now this was genuine backpacking, with Nikolai relying on various forms of transport -- including trains, buses, and even hitchhiking at times. His adventures were as follows:

Great Britain leg - England, Wales, Scotland, and Ireland

Central Europe, primarily via train - Netherlands, Germany, Czechia, Poland, Hungary, Slovakia, Austria, Switzerland, France

Balkans leg - Croatia, Serbia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Albania, Kosovo

Iberian leg - Spain and Portugal

Transylvanian leg - Hungary, Bulgaria, Romania

Baltics leg - Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Finland, Russia

Scandinavia leg - Denmark, Sweden, Norway

South Caucasus leg - Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan

Greek Islands leg

Note: It was in London that he first met Hannah Callaghan. The two met in a bar, hit it off, and fell into bed together. Nikolai didn’t stay in London for long, however he and Hannah have remained in sporadic contact ever since and will always hook-up again when they’re in the same place at the same time. @hannahcallaghanmu

October 2019 - November 2019

After finishing in Europe, Nikolai booked the next flight on his round the world trip and headed to Bangkok. He spent the next two months backpacking around Thailand, both north and south:

Thailand - Bangkok, Ayutthaya, Kanchanaburi, Hua Hin, Ko Tao, Ko Pha Ngan, Ko Samui, Khao Sok National Park, Krabi, Rai Leh, Ko Phi Phi, Ko Lanta

December 2019

After finishing his travels in Thailand, Nikolai used the next part of his round the world the world ticket to head to Singapore.

Singapore - exhausted from all the backpacking, Nikolai just spent a week in a resort in Singapore. Whilst he did explore the city, he was mainly focused on relaxing and recuperating in a 5-star hotel after primarily sleeping in vans, backpacker hostels, and even tents in some places since first beginning his travels.

December 2019 - July 2020

After Singapore, Nikolai booked the last leg of his round the world ticket and headed to Australia. After landing in Sydney, Nikolai scoured local car dealerships and bought himself another second hand Kombi van and commenced a backpacking trip around Australia. Starting from Sydney, Nikolai’s journey was as follows:

New South Wales - The Blue Mountains, Hunter Valley, Port Stephens, Port Macquarie, Coffs Harbour, Yamba, Byron Bay

Queensland - Gold Coast, Brisbane, Noosa, Fraser Island, Hervey Bay, Agnes Water, Lady Musgrave Island, Lady Elliot Island, Airlie Beach, Hamilton Island, Townsville, Magnetic Island, Mission Beach, Cairns and the Great Barrier Reef

He sold the Kombi van after finishing in Cairns so that he could fly over to Western Australia. After spending about a week on Rottnest Island, he managed to buy a second hand van that the owners had renovated for their own past long distance road trips. From there, the adventure continued:

Western Australia - Margaret River, Denmark, Albany, Esperance, Perth, Kalbarri, Monkey Mia, Coral Bay, Exmouth, Ningaloo Reef, Karijini National Park, Broome, the Kimberley

Northern Territory - Darwin, Litchfield, Kakadu, Katherine, Alice Springs, Uluru, The Red Centre

South Australia - Adelaide, Grampians National Park, then the Great Ocean Road into Victoria

Victoria - Melbourne, Carlton, St Kilda, Brighton, Collingwood, Fitzroy

Nikolai then sold the van, took a flight over to Tasmania, and rented a vehicle as he knew that he would only be there for a few weeks:

Tasmania - Hobart, Wild West Coast, Cradle Mountain, Launceston, Bay of Fires, Wineglass Bay, Port Arthur

Nikolai then took a flight to Australian Capital Territory, where he spent a few last days in Australia before having to fly back to start at MU:

Australian Capital Territory - Canberra, Jervis Bay

July 2020

After finishing his mammoth Australian adventure, Nikolai received the ultimatum from his parents: either come back to California and get a university degree or they would be cutting off his access to his trust fund. Nikolai requested a couple of weeks to think about it and immediately booked a flight to Bali, Indonesia. Nikolai spent the two weeks in Bali thinking about the offer, before reluctantly booking a flight back to California.

August 2020 - December 2020

It was during this period that Nikolai was a student at Monarch University, having enrolled to study Exercise Science and Physiology. Nikolai really didn’t want to be at university and certainly wasn’t passionate about his chosen major. Struggling to adjust to life at MU, Nikolai crunched the numbers and he realised he could continue funding his travel expenses through his travel and photography blog. With that realisation, he called his parents bluff and left campus. His parents didn’t fully cut off his access to the trust fund but did restrict it (meaning that he was able to withdraw less money than usual each month) but between that and his blog, he was able to make it work.

January 2021 - April 2021

After leaving MU, Nikolai impulsively booked a flight to Florida. He intended to just stay for a couple of weeks to party and blow off steam but ended up meeting Este Castillo (@estecastillo) in Miami. The couple of weeks turned into a few months whilst the two of them casually dated -- which is the most commitment that Nikolai has given to anyone since the whole mess with Lily. Whilst in Florida, his blog really started to take off. Despite the fact that he wasn’t travelling as extensively as he had in the past, people really loved his photos of Florida; and he had plenty of unseen pictures and stories from his previous adventures that he finally had the time to fully share. Este and Nikolai eventually had an amicable breakup as Nikolai was itching to hop on a flight.

May 2021 - June 2021

Hopping on a flight led Nikolai to another backpacking adventure, this time in Brazil. Nikolai really hit a sweet spot with his photography and travel blog -- when he had first started the account after finishing high school, he had posted a photo a day; which really was only the briefest snapshot of his adventures as he would take countless photos each and every day. Each photo was accompanied with a brief caption to explain where said photo was taken. Having had some time to fully fleshed things out in Florida, Nikolai started posting more and more of the photos that he had taken over the last few years and accompanied them with detailed stories. The combination of his photography and genuine passion for travel was a recipe for success and this only continued as he backpacked through Brazil for two months.

July 2021 - current

Nikolai is back at MU and studying Business and Photography because he wants to figure out a way to make his blog into a sustainable career. Nikolai still has thousands of photos in his back catalogue that he can share, along with countless stories. Still, he’s making sure to supplement the blog by fully exploring everything that California has to offer; and whenever he can, he will take short weekend trips away or make the most of semester breaks to ensure that people get a good combination of both old and new content.

#muse #travels #nikolai's travel journey #itinerary #guys #you have no idea how long this took #what a mammoth effort #yet I regret nothing

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redsandtruckdriving · 1 year

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At Truck Driving Training School Perth, we provide comprehensive courses that will help you gain the necessary knowledge and skills to become an expert driver. Our experienced instructors will guide you through all aspects of commercial driving, including safety regulations, vehicle maintenance, road rules and more. https://redsandtruckdrivingschool.com.au/ https://www.facebook.com/redsandtruckdrivingacademy/ https://in.pinterest.com/redsandunitedptyltd/

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4wheeldrivingcourseperth · 8 days

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West Driving School Pearth | Best West Driving School Perth-Westdrivingschool

West Driving School Pearth

Learning to drive is a significant milestone, and choosing the right driving school is crucial to developing the skills and confidence needed to navigate the roads safely. In Perth, one of the leading institutions for driving education is West Driving School. Renowned for its professional instructors, comprehensive training programs, and commitment to student success, West Driving School Pearth stands out as the best choice for aspiring drivers. In this article, we will explore what makes West Driving School Pearth the best option for driving lessons in Perth.

Why Choose West Driving School Pearth?

Experienced and Qualified Instructors

One of the primary reasons to choose West Driving School Pearth is the quality of its instructors. The school employs highly experienced and qualified driving instructors who are dedicated to teaching students the skills necessary for safe driving. These instructors are not only knowledgeable about road rules and regulations but also patient and adept at tailoring lessons to meet the individual needs of each student. Whether you are a complete beginner or looking to refresh your skills, the instructors at West Driving School Pearth provide the guidance and support needed to help you succeed.

Comprehensive Training Programs

West Driving School Pearth offers a variety of training programs designed to cater to different learning needs and schedules. The school provides lessons for both manual and automatic vehicles, ensuring that students can choose the type of car they are most comfortable with. The training programs include:

Beginner Lessons: For those who are new to driving, beginner lessons cover the basics of vehicle operation, road rules, and defensive driving techniques. Intermediate Lessons: Designed for learners who have some driving experience, these lessons focus on building confidence and improving driving skills in various traffic conditions. Advanced Lessons: For drivers who want to hone their skills further, advanced lessons cover complex driving scenarios, including highway driving, night driving, and handling adverse weather conditions. Test Preparation: West Driving School Pearth offers specialized lessons to prepare students for their driving test, including mock tests and feedback on areas that need improvement.

Flexible Scheduling

Understanding that students have different schedules and commitments, West Driving School Pearth offers flexible lesson timings. Whether you are a busy professional, a student, or a parent, you can find a lesson time that suits your availability. The school provides lessons seven days a week, including early morning and late evening slots, to accommodate the diverse needs of its students.

Modern and Well-Maintained Vehicles

Safety and comfort are paramount at West Driving School Pearth. The school boasts a fleet of modern, well-maintained vehicles equipped with the latest safety features. These cars are regularly serviced to ensure they are in optimal condition for teaching. Learning to drive in a safe and reliable vehicle enhances the overall learning experience and builds student confidence.

Affordable Pricing and Packages

West Driving School Pearth offers competitive pricing and a range of packages to suit different budgets. The school believes that quality driving education should be accessible to everyone. By providing affordable lesson packages, West Driving School Pearth ensures that more people can benefit from professional driving instruction. Additionally, the school often runs promotions and discounts, making it even more cost-effective to learn to drive.

Testimonials and Success Stories

The reputation of West Driving School Pearth is built on the success of its students. Numerous testimonials from satisfied learners highlight the positive experiences and outcomes achieved at the school. Many students praise the supportive and encouraging environment created by the instructors, which plays a significant role in helping them pass their driving tests and become confident drivers. The high pass rates and positive feedback from former students are a testament to the effectiveness of the training programs at West Driving School Pearth.

Commitment to Road Safety

At West Driving School Pearth, the focus is not just on helping students pass their driving tests but also on promoting road safety. The school emphasizes the importance of responsible driving and educates students on the potential hazards of the road. By instilling good driving habits and a strong understanding of road safety principles, West Driving School Pearth aims to contribute to safer roads and a reduction in traffic accidents.

How to Enroll

Enrolling at West Driving School Pearth is a straightforward process. Prospective students can visit the school’s website to learn more about the available courses and pricing. Online booking is available, allowing students to schedule lessons at their convenience. For those who prefer to speak with a representative, the school’s friendly staff is available by phone to answer any questions and assist with the enrollment process.

Conclusion

When it comes to learning to drive in Perth, West Driving School Pearth is the best choice for comprehensive, flexible, and professional driving education. With experienced instructors, modern vehicles, and a commitment to student success and road safety, West Driving School Pearth provides an excellent environment for learners of all levels. Whether you are starting from scratch or looking to improve your driving skills, West Driving School Pearth is dedicated to helping you become a confident and competent driver. Enroll today and take the first step towards achieving your driving goals with the best driving school in Perth.

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