remembering the time we interviewed a potential new flatmate when i was living in kent and the guy had the audacity to try and correct my pronunciation of edinburgh
Jack could’ve gotten any bitch on his dick before kicking the bucket and he chose the most insufferable annoying and boring piece of shit in all of Edinbruh. That bitch got DEPORTED so she’s fuck all somewhere else and he’s like aight let’s find her, this bitch says to him “I’m in love w a dude I met 6 years ago when I was like 10 but you’re not him but I didn’t have my glasses on” and Jack’s like “oh is it Joe?” Acacia is like “Oh I know Joe-“ “Joe mama you fucking bitch put ur glasses on it’s me.” Acacia gaslights him like oh ur the one who stabbed Joe’s eye out and he’s like “dawg he was attacking me” and Acacia is like “🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️🧍🏽♀️” Jack’s like “dude Joe is lying to you and also how could u not tell it’s not Joe. Joe literally smells like doodoo water and hangs around middle schoolers, that is a grown ass man” and miss acacia is like “omg stop attacking my love :(((“ and Jack’s like aight bet I’m gonna go fuck myself and head back home where my notmoms fucking DEAD and then Acacia finds him and is like “hey sorry about that, so no head?” And jack kisses her like thank god sweet release and milly rocks his way to heaven because he probably expected the married life with Acacia to be literal hell fuck that bitch
there's something infinitely hilarious about hearing Edinburgh pronounced by americans as "edinberg" and the thing is I get it, I understand why that mistake happens bc of the spelling but it doesn't make it sound any less comical
(it's pronounced "edinburuh" btw but a lot of people in the uk say "edinbruh" tho some shorten it even more to "embra")
Re: Edinburgh vs Edinborough - my friend went to Scotland and she kept saying Edinburgh, and the locals corrected her to say Edinborough!
Yeah I think I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s probably 50/50 and/or regional 😂 Because I don’t know many Scottish people but the ones I do know say it like Edinbruh but then a few people here now have said Edinborough
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