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gccdnews · 3 years

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Did you see JESSICA DREW from MARVEL walking around Limbo? The CISFEMALE looks like ALICIA VIKANDER, and is NINETY SEVEN years old. I’ve heard she can be VIRTUOUS & WITTY but also COCKSURE & REACTIVE. When I think of them I think of HELPING THE INNOCENT BY HOSPITALIZING THE GUILTY, RAISING SPIDER-BABY, THE GREATEST QUIPS OF ALL TIME BITCHCAKES. They’ve been here WITHOUT their memories as an PI & FIGHTER at BAKER STREET INVESTIGATIONS & UNDERGROUND FIGHT CLUB for SIX MONTHS. I heard they’re seeking a sanctum.

// whew. jess has a history™. it's long af and spans nearly a century so im not gonna go into crazy detail, but it's still lengthy. and i'm also gonna modify just a bit to fit in with the mcu for plotting reasons and stuff. if you don’t really care about her full history then there’s some bullet points toward the bottom.

she was born in england in 1924 and brought as a small child to the transia (it's a small, fictional slavic country) where her father was conducting research. unfortunately due to her being a small child, she contracted uranium poisoning from her father's work and had to be placed in a cryogenic chamber and treated with radiation and a highly experimental serum derived from the blood/genes of various species of spider.

she spent decades in stasis, educated subliminally with special tapes. when she was finally awakened she had only aged into her early teens, but she'd developed superhuman abilities.

grew up, moved away, met a dude, fell in love, then accidentally killed him with her powers. so yeah that kinda torments her still to this day. well, when she still remembered it anyway.

got recruited into hydra who she was led to believe were the good guys, had her memories suppressed, was told the high evolutionary basically a "god" figure, idek evolved her from a spider into a human woman, had an agent pretend to fall in love with her, etc etc. basically got gaslit and brainwashed into becoming a high ranking member until she was put out on a field assignment and told to assassinate nick fury. during the mission he told her what hydra really was and she dropped their asses.

got her memories back from mordred the mystic, then lived in a shitty apartment in london for a while. ended up breaking into a convenience store across the street at one point to get some food, but got noticed by shield agent jerry hunt who pretty much hounded her until she dyed her hair and created a secret identity to hide from him

did the hero thing for a while, moved to l.a., dated jerry, became a bounty hunter, moved to san francisco, became a p.i., superhero'd some more, met carol danvers 😍

went on a mission to finally take down longtime archenemy morgan le fay, and did so, but not before some morgan did some magic shit and separated her soul from her body ?? so she goes to the sorcerer magnus and has him cast a spell to make everyone who ever met her forget she existed.

not long later she was found and revived by two hero pals, breaking the spell, but she was left comatose. dr strange gets involved, abra cadabra, jess ain't a cadava'. but she is however, powerless.

continued working as a p.i. until an encounter with the new spider-woman mattie franklin somehow restored her powers, which came back slowly and were very unstable. meets jessica jones, accidentally zaps tf out of her, then works with her to save the new spider-woman.

eventually struck a deal with hydra to spy within shield so she could get her powers back but the skrull queen veranke was behind it and manipulating her so she could learn to perfectly impersonate jessica. jess ended up held captive for two years aboard a skrull spaceship while veranke took her place.

she and the rest of the captives got saved but because of the havoc veranke wreaked, she didn't exactly receive a warm welcome back.

spent some time rebuilding her reputation until she was invited to join the avengers (for avengers 1 in the mcu, let's say). they did some good work and she eventually fell for clint/hawkeye. they dated a while but things went sideways when he cheated on her (but obvs that's subject to change depending on who picks him up, just leaving that in for now bc it seems kinda noteworthy).

skipping comic spider-verse stuff bc how does that work with the rp, idek.

left the avengers after that and mostly stayed out of their business so she wasn't around for ultron or civil war and instead got back to her roots with some good ol fashioned p.i. work. may have crossed paths with the defenders and other street level heroes during this period.

then of course, came the snap. jess was one of the ones that vanished. using this instead of her death during secret wars in the comics. when everyone came back she joined all the others to fight thanos and damn right she was part of that moment with all the female heroes like she should have fucking been irl.

when things settled down after y'know, dying, she realized that she wanted to be a mother and raise a child, and almost never got that chance. instead of waiting, she got herself artificially inseminated. which was good too tbh because like, look at her luck with men and imagine getting stuck in one of those relationships she'd been in so far. way better off doing it on her own smh

got invited to an alpha flight maternity ward by her captain marvel but when she went there it ended up getting overrun by skrulls and being super fucking pregnant she called carol for help, but the maternity ward was apparently in a black hole?? bc ofc it was lol. so jess protected all the women there, had an emergency c-section to give birth to her son gerry, then popped right off the table to finish kicking skrull ass. carol got there just in time for jess to collapse into her arms after the fight. headcanon — there was always a crush there but this was the moment jess fell hard.

had a liiittle teensy falling out with carol tho so she ended up kissing roger gocking/porcupine right in front of her during a battle that ended up repairing their friendship. then she went on to have a party announcing she and roger were dating but lbr she did most of this sub/consciously hoping to get a rise out of carol. but her spider-baby ended up crawling out a window and roger was the one to find and save him and there were some actual feelings there too, so. complicated. she kind of distanced herself from everything else to focus on p.i. work and raising her son.

not much later, jess realized her radiation immunity was gone and her powers were killing her, so she had roger take gerry to an upstate farm in case her condition could potentially harm her son, then set out on the search for a cure. that search of course, leading her to limbo city, nevada.

upon her arrival however, her memories quickly started to fade and by the time she woke up the next morning she had no specific recollection of memories. just innate and instinctive knowledge like her emotions toward people she was familiar with, emotional trauma that manifests mostly in her dreams, maternal instincts/yearning, her abilities both physical and learned, her interests and likes/dislikes, etc. things that come naturally to her, for the most part.

interestingly though, the town’s magic seems to have cured her??

gonna say she speaks english, romanian, german, hungarian, symkarian, russian, bulgarian, polish and spanish fluently, and knows a bit about a number of other languages.

incredibly intelligent, she is after all the daughter of a genius, raised among scientists conducting research, and her knowledge/intelligence was only maximized by her stasis education tapes.

exudes a high concentration of pheromones that can attract or repulse people, to put it simply. and ignore the original heteronormative connotations bc women aren't typically the ones she wants to repulse, and men arent always the ones she wants to attract. it's difficult to control but she learned over the years. even now without her memories she has innate control over it, but if she manages to work up a sweat (which isn't all that easy for her tbh) or misses a shower or two, well… it's gonna kick in.

she probably can't do it anymore in limbo because she can't remember how, but with her pheromones she learned to control them so well she was able to elicit fear, anxiety, attraction, hatred, pleasure, etc. and even used them to convince the hulk to make her a sandwich once.

fucking loves butter. she's been known to eat the stuff straight up. and a lot of it. lucky thing she has a spider-metabolism.

hc: she loves making puns, especially spider related ones. she also likes to annoy her spider-friends by spider-throwing the word spider in front of everything though it's obviously a joke, unlike in her cartoon where im pretty sure she was dead serious lol

hates rats. so much. she will tear down a whole skrull army but if one shapeshifts into a rat it's over okay, she already lost.

allergic to flerkens. which is great for visiting her bestie/crush, and her pet flerken chewie.

still has her suit but hasn’t worn it yet in limbo. she found it under her bed a couple days after “waking up” in limbo but put it right back because she figured it was probably some weird sex thing and maybe wasn’t even hers so, gross, yknow?

#jessica drew.#limbchq: intro #jessica drew ( intro ).#death tw #gaslighting tw #captivity tw #pregnancy tw #i've come to love her so much in a short time

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solitaria-fantasma · 4 years

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Vivi’s Research Notes: Sigil City Residents [Part 1]

Tamara/”The Lady of Kingstreet”

The ghost of a young woman who committed suicide by jumping off the Kingstreet Bridge.

Kind of looks like the ghost from “The Ring” but is much nicer.

Her most substantial sightings are reported by those who chose not to jump, and the people who talked them down.

She has been known to physically restrain those who try to jump, or even just those who climb over the railing.

Maintenance workers doing work on the bridge often report seeing a young woman out of the corner of their eye, hundreds of feet above the road, who disappears if you try to look at her head on.

Bridge workers will often leave a small candle burning on the walkway railing on the alleged anniversary of her death, alongside a small piece of her favorite candy.

The candy is always gone by morning, but no employees or security cameras have ever seen what happens to it.

Sulcore

Former member of the Sigil Court for which the city is named.

Was removed from the court for displeasing His Grace, His Eminence, Lord Aetherius. Twice.

Has a creepy crush on Arthur’s cousin, Morgan Fay.

Cursed Morgan’s husband Lucius into the form of a fruit bat out of jealousy when Morgan wouldn’t cheat with him.

Literally so arrogant it’s a miracle he hasn’t gotten his ass kicked yet.

First member of the Sigil Court to lose a legal case made by a human in his own court.

Can be summoned with a 1/2 cup of cinnamon and a few drops of blood I didn’t do it on purpose! I was trying to surprise the boys’ with dinner. Can also be banished by threat of being eaten by an angry Kitsune.

Bronagh

A Nokken who was supposedly illegally kept as a pet by a wizard overseas before she was transported to America and released into a local lake for being ‘too unruly’ to keep.

Said wizard mysteriously went missing three weeks later, and hasn’t been seen since. That’s probably related.

Highly suspected to be the reason Kingstreet Bridge suicides with no witnesses rarely have bodies to find.

Hunts along the lakeshore and in boardwalk bars when she can’t lure away lone swimmers and drunken partiers.

She is gay af and can be easily flustered out of ‘hunting mode’ with Pool Party Turquoise lipstick, a few glowsticks, and a dash of glitter.

The Sigil Court regulates how much she can ‘hunt’ per month, as they are just as possessive of their human citizens as they are anything else, and she hates it.

She can be pacified by wedding bands (if flirt!hunting), strong whiskey, and angry Kitsune.

“Bob"

A low-level member of the vampire coven that’s put down roots in the city’s underground.

Dresses like a middle-aged business man who ran to work and didn’t have time to change his shoes but would probably be 100% goth if allowed by the dress code.

Steals expired donations from the blood bank.

Still maintains his day job at a bank bank and only gets a collective 40 hours of sleep a week.

Drinks his blood in repurposed Capri Sun pouches to eat during the day without suspicion.

Not actually that bad of a guy once you get to know him.

Claims to be of a non-contagious strain of vampirism. It is recommended to take precautions anyway.

#AU: Super Ghost #Vivi's Research Notes #headcanon #((worldbuilding! yay!))#((might be AU specific I'm not sure yet))#((this got kind of long I apologize))

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honorbourne · 6 years

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( I’M LATE AS ALWAYS WHEN IT COMES TO DASH SHENANIGANS, but here’s the ship bias nobody asked for. )

FIRE EMBLEM AWAKENING

Say’ri/male!Robin — @trceblade

ahdjskahdkjsadadhs i mean, morgan is no longer active on his robin blog, BUT MAN, do i still have such a soft spot for say’ri/m!robin. they’re just so sweet together and from their supports alone, you could tell say’ri is very happy whenever she’s conversing with him. plus, m!robin is also very invested in her culture, which is something that makes them get along super well. i also liked the idea of morgan’s robin being chon’sinese and say’ri’s retainer... it just makes their relationship dynamic all the more interesting imo.

this was also legit my first ship on this blog, so it’s very special to me. I MEAN, morgan had told me he was still interested in shipping with my say’ri, so for now, i won’t be shipping with any other m!robins, unless you know... he says he’s no longer interested.

Say’ri/female!Robin — @grimahearted

NOX WAS ACTUALLY THE ONE WHO MADE ME SHIP THIS. as it turns out, say’ri/f!robin works rather well too?? i still remember the time where ruya gave her this cherry blossom pin for her birrthday, and the whole thing was super cute... in fact, it’s actually my favorite thread so far.

Say’ri/Chrom — @convxction

the rarest of all rare pairs... of course, fai was the one who REALLY made me warm up to this pair. but in all seriousness, chrom honestly just?? bRINGS OUT DIFFERENT SIDES TO SAY’RI, and i love it. though she is a no-nonsense person, it turns out she finds his dorkiness super endearing. plus, my say’ri utterly adores him! i know by now, the princess/prince pairing is kinda overdone, but i honestly wish say’ri could have been canonically a potential wife for chrom, because they complement each other so well.

Say’ri/Lon’qu — @vantagx

i’m really a sucker for these two interacting in general, because it brings out a lot of ‘what ifs’ in my mind, especially since they are both from chon’sin and aside from yen’fay, we don’t get many characters from chon’sin... unless you count ke’ri, of course. EITHER WAY, i feel like by natural default, say’ri would be interested in him, because i mean... she’s got to be a pretty lonely person, being so far away from home and in a place where she doesn’t have much in common with others.

when it comes to shiro’s lon’qu, though, hers is the only one i can see say’ri being in a romantic relationship with. like, in all our threads together, he just cares a lot about her, even if he doesn’t express it all too well?? what really has me so emotional about them, though, is that say’ri reminds him of ke’ri, and he cares so much about her, that he would even raise a sword against the people she couldn’t bring herself to attack (even when they were out trying to kill her, poor girl). NOT TO MENTION, lon’qu thinks she’s pretty?? and meanwhile, there’s say’ri, who also acknowledges that he’s kinda handsome. those are both minor details, of course, but i still enjoy them, sue me.

Say’ri/Priam — NOBODY SO FAR

ahhh yes, another robin-sexual... but in all seriousness, these two would look aesthetically great with each other. plus, priam knows her brother, and i’ve always been interested in how these would interact?? tbh, there’s just something about a guy dating his friend’s sister that is really appealing to me.

Say’ri/Tiki — NOBODY SO FAR

CRIES, i feel like this is the most popular ship with say’ri, but even so, i don’t?? have anyone to ship this with. i mean, i was secretly hoping i could develop one with @dragoracle-deactivated20180723 but it turns out they deactivated, otl. regardless, say’ri/tiki is a pairing i’ll always have a soft spot for. i HONESTLY just love how playful tiki is compared to say’ri, and it’s so cute... they’re so cute.

( when it comes down to it, i’m honestly down to ship say’ri with any of the other shepherds, excluding 2nd gen units and those that are below the age of consent!! tbh, i’m easily sold on ships, and it’s not so hard to convince me to ship something. plus, considering how she’s pretty much a robin-sexual in-game, say’ri has a lot of shipping potential that has yet to be explored, i find. OH, and for the record, i don’t mind shipping with other ocs, provided they have good chemistry with her... )

FIRE EMBLEM FATES

Say’ri/Azura — NOBODY SO FAR

asdhsjakhdkashdka, I WILL NEVER STOP LOVING THE RETAINER/LIEGE DYNAMICS WITH SAY’RI/AZURA. i don’t care what anyone says... azura is super precious?? and i love the prospect of say’ri being in love with her. still, at the same time, it’s also super tragic, because said liege ends up disappearing...

Say’ri/Keaton — NOBODY SO FAR

LISTEN, THOUGH... LET ME EXPLAIN. canonically in her supports with f!robin, we learn say’ri values dirt/rust and broken things more than expensive trinkets, so she will totally get keaton’s fixation with garbage. like yOU CAN NOT SIT THERE AND TELL ME SAY’RI WON’T APPRECIATE KEATON’S TASTE IN TREASURE, BECAUSE SHE TOTALLY WOULD!! sadly, however, i have yet to thread with a single keaton, but they would be so adorable together, bonding over trash. plus, i really like the thought of say’ri being velouria’s mom...

Say’ri/Shura — NOBODY SO FAR

considering how i have in my fates au that say’ri is the retainer to azura, i think an interaction between these two would be great. additionally enough, i feel that say’ri can relate to shura’s dream of re-building kohga and would support him 100%. in all honesty, though, i just can’t see her believing he’s a terrible person even if he says he is. in fact, knowing say’ri, she would always encourage him to pursue his dream and to not give up, no matter what... and so their relationship would probably be a good wholesome one.

( admittedly, i did used to ship say’ri with xander and niles once upon a time, but i ended up having a falling out with my ship partner who roleplayed them... otl. i mean, i wouldn’t be against shipping her with either, but i feel like for that to happen, the muns who roleplay them need to thread with me extensively first and not just disappear. )

MISCELLANEOUS l PLATONIC

Say’ri/Yen’fay — @of-invisible-ties ;; @lunarstrung

hey, it’s 2018, and ya girl livi is still not over say’ri’s relationship with yen’fay. HONESTLY, THOUGH WHY YOU GOTTA HURT THESE SIBLINGS, INTSYS?? i demand you put them both in heroes as re-compensation!

Say’ri/Children — @bladerevered ;; @wildcardkinshi ;; @bestowedfate ;; @sunflowrd

real talk... SAY’RI BEING A MOTHER IS SUPER GOOD SHIT. of course, ying’zi will always be her precious baby boy, but she’ll love all her children unconditionally. with li’ari in particular, i always cry because so far, he’s proven to be such a good caring boy?? just... give say’ri all the children please.

Say’ri/Squalo — @boldplan

okay, but say’ri needs more friends in her life... even if said friend is a battle crazy loud mouth who is crude af.

Say’ri/Ephraim — @flamelance

heroes wise, these two just get along super well! i honestly like how compared to say’ri, ephraim is more chill with a sense of humor. at the same time, though, they also balance each other out!

#〔 ❛ ♕ ⋮ OUT OF •• ─ 𝓉𝑜𝓎 𝓈𝓌𝑜𝓇𝒹𝓈 〕#[ this ended up being super long ahhhh ]#[ i'm just super passionate when it comes to talking about ships?? wHOOPS ]

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insomniiyac · 6 years

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Beyond My Pants and Into My Mind (An Aoyama x Everyone Concept)

You know what I’m tired of? I’m tired of reading the same awesome-ass fics revolving solely around Bakugou and Deku. So y’know what? I’m gonna make one revolving solely around twinkling boi because why not? >u>

NSFW Warning- not for the children or the faint of heart. Loads and loads of humor and sex with some wholesome content sprinkled in. Prepare to laugh your asses off. (This is a concept for a fic I may or may not write, so enjoy >u>)

Aoyama runs sex blog, also helps people with their problems

He realizes that some of them are actually his classmates after a conversation in the locker room

Insert online conversation with Deku (mild flirting). Reveals he’s crushing on Uraraka. Aww.

He feels bad about knowing their private lives but continues the blog after seeing how happy they are

Insert online conversation with Kouda

Holds a live show, people donate- sexy stuff ensues (with Bakuhoe going into maximum sadist overdrive)

Comes in the next day, normal day though his classmates are talking more openly about meeting V one day. Bakugou notices Aoyama’s apprehension and Kouda develops a crush

More sexy stuff that night/online sexting with Bakugou (reveals that Bakuhoe got a crush too holy shiet)

Bakugou confronts Aoyama after school. French boi gets scared and runs off, but expodikills corners him in the locker room and threatens to blow him up.

Aoyama reveals that he is V. Bakuhoe smashes his boiholes into smithereens. (did I mention frenchboi’s a virgin?) “I knew those moans sounded familiar.” Bakuhoe ensures his secret his safe.

Frenchboi got a limp, but he Gucci and goes to train anyway. Still gets ignored tho.

Insert online convo with Uraraka. Thinks V is sweet and wants to meet up. Oh no, what about Deku?

Receives gifts in the mail.

Inserts another online convo with Kouda. What a cutie, no way he could corrupt this innocent soul. Sends a tasteful nude.

Kouda wants to lose his virginity. Aoyama wants to help him, but that might give him away.

Fuck it, meets up and sleeps with Kouda. Disney princess is surprised that its him and is conflicted. Does it anyway. Hes happy. Ensures his secret is safe.

Receives message from Bakuhoe that night. He wants sum fuck. Give it to him.

Uraraka talks to girls about V. the girls are interested now. Time for some kitty cat.

Deku’s upset. His crush likes his advisor and now he refuses to visit the blog. Frenchboi’s hurt- that’s his bff

Convinces him to be honest with V and tell him whats up.

Insert online convo with Deku. Very heartwarming and Deku builds encouragement

V lets Uraraka down gently- she understands.

Frenchboi accidently spilling tea. Iida gets suspicious.

Insert convo with Iida. Turns out glasses boi got a thing for traps. Sends some tasteful nudes. Convo’s kind of hot. Gets to see iida’s dick.

Glasses boi drops suspicion for now. No way in hell frenchboi’s that damn good at sexting.

Blog is getting more popular within the school. Aoyama’s kinda scared.

Kouda hits him up. Wants sum fuck. Give it to him.

Insert convo from Mina. Very fun sexter, 10/10 will do again. Very pushy with finding out who V is.

Does another live show- has a huger audience. Ends with him writhing on the floor like mad.

Starts getting messages in the day time. Wtf, this isn’t his entire life… is it?

Mina blatantly asks Aoyama if he’s V in private.

“Why you ask?”

“Well, yours and his texting style is very similar.”

FUCK.

Mina takes his silence as a yes. Makes him eat her poom-poom for forgiveness. Also rides his dick. Ensures his secret is safe.

Deku and Uraraka is dating… HOORAY!

Receives more gifts. Also receives a shitload of messages he can’t keep up with.

Insert convo from Deku. Kinda wants to know who V really is too.

*sigh*

Admits that he is V.

Broccoli child wants a threeway.

……with Uraraka right?

“yes.”

Plans a threeway. Gets fucked in the ass and fucks zero gravity. Both ensures his secret his safe.

Iida’s suspicion arises again after seeing how the three interacts the next day.

Bakugou hits him up.

Another buttfuck session?

“No, I want your mouth this time.”

Uses frenchboi’s mouth like his personal fleshlight.

Insert convo from Kirishima. Very goofy and fun to sext. 10/10.

“Let’s meet!”

Jfc.

Is curious about his dickgame, so he can’t say no.

“You might be either surprised, disappointed, or both.”

“It’s cool, dude. You have such a cute body anyway, I’m sure you can’t be that bad.”

Fuck it.

Meets up with hard boi. Hard boi gets flustered.

“A-Aoyama?! I didn’t think you had it in you!”

Has sex.

Bakugou shows up.

Gets double-fucked.

Mina shows up.

Orgy.

Its one huge Aoyama-fest and frenchboi’s excited but terrified.

Is invited to fuck the bakusquad at any time now.

Frenchboi is exhausted and gives the blog a break.

A week goes by and his message board is in shambles.

Assures his audience that he still alive. Posts a video.

Insert convo with Momo. Shes ashamed she even came on here but V assures she is okay. Another heartwarming convo reveals that she’s not confident in herself. V makes her feel better. Momo develops a crush.

Those that know his secret starts putting a bit of respeckt on frenchboi’s name.

Kouda asks Aoyama out on a date. Kinda wants to say no but knows how much encouragement he had to muster to do it, so says yes.

Momo talks about meeting V.

“He’s so cute, I can imagine what it’d be like to meet him~.”

Mina and Uraraka burst into fits of giggles.

Insert convo with Todoroki. Very blunt and straight to the point, kind of a boring texter tbh. Innuendos seem to go right over his head. Manages to get him out his shell with a tasteful nude.

He likes that. Sends one right back. Frenchboi gets a boner. The talk is vanilla with a splash of cinnamon. Meh, 7/10. Todoroki admits he hasn’t done this before. How adorable.

More talk of V in the school. Its becoming a hot topic now. Teachers and staff are catching on.

Receives loads of gifts and money in the mail. Cant fit them all in his room so has to call his parents to store them in his room there. Parents are suspicious but doesn’t care enough to ask. Literally the source of his personal issues.

Insert convo with Tokoyami. Very emotionally charged conversation. Goth birb reveals he is depressed and has major self-esteem issues. So does V. The blog really is his life. V gives him words of encouragement. Tokoyami gracefully accepts and thanks him. Frenchboi realizes that Tokoyami’s actually… kinda cute? Interest in him peaks.

DATE WITH KOUDA. Goes to a petting zoo of course. Aoyama cant get the animals to come around him on his own, so Kouda uses his quirk to make it easier. Very, very sweet. Aoyama’s expecting to have to sleep with him, but Kouda’s alright with just a peck. Doesn’t promise too much, but Kouda really is a sweet, sweet boy.

Explodidicks shows up again. He’s jelly sandwich that frenchboi went on a date with Disney princess.

“but you liked V, not me?”

“STFU SPARKLE BITCH!”

Bakuhoe cant bring himself to ask him out, so he storms off like a baby bitch.

Frenchboi sees Tokoyami the next day, but friendship meter isn’t high enough to talk to him without giving himself away. Fuck.

Messages Tokoyami. Goth birb is surprised he messaged him first. Heartwarming convo leads to some hot stuff. Convinces goth birb to send a tasteful nude after some time. V compliments him like mad and flusters the birb.

More talk about V during the day. Most of the 1-A class are taking about how wonderful he is while others are skeptical. “Why just Class 1-A, hmm?”

Deku asks Aoyama about the blog in private. (Shouji overhears)

“Hey, how long do you plan on keeping this running? Aren’t you afraid you might be hurting your chances of positive press when becoming a pro hero?”

That;s a good question, but the answer isn’t so simple.

“Ne t’en fais pas, Deku-kun. I’ll be fine~”

No. be very worried.

Teachers and staff are beginning to believe the traitor is behind the blog and that its using it to find out personal information about the staff and students. Proceed investigation.

Shouji confronts Aoyama.

“so you’re V?”

Frenchboi admits it.

Tentacles ensures his secret his safe. “I’m just glad you’re helping Tokoyami out. But he’s gonna have to know who you are one day.”

Moral dilemma arises.

Gets message from Mina.

Bakusquad orgy? Bakusquad orgy.

Goes to Bakusquad orgy. Gets fucked by everyone there.

Bakugou gets in his feelings and starts getting possessive of frenchboi. Very aggressive with his love but will take versus getting Thanos’d.

Next day, Bakuhoe lowkey claiming croissant. Gets aggressive with Kouda. Kouda backs off and stops talking to frenchboi for a while. Poor thing…

Aoyama faces his fears and confronts bakuhoe for being a bakubitch.

Bakubitch is offended. Threatens to blow up frenchboi but Iida intervenes.

“This is none of your fucking business!”

Fight almost breaks out, but Aizawa intervenes. All three of them get suspended.

Iida contacts Aoyama during suspension. Asks what his relationship is between him and Bakugou.

Admits they’ve banged more than a few times. Accidently slips that they’ve spoken online beforehand.

“So, you’re V?”

“Oui.”

“AHA! I knew it!”

“Don’t tell anyone, okay?”

“Your secret is safe with me, Aoyama-san!”

Iida’s secretly conflicted that he sent a dick pic and fapped to Aoyama, ngl.

Aoyama’s curious about Iida’s dick game, so he invites him over to his room for some play.

Glasses boi comes by, finds Croissant poised up in a school girl outfit looking cute af.

Hot sex ensues. Bakugou overhears it in passing.

Aoyama messages Kouda. Kouda responds. Says he really likes him but can’t do it anymore. Frenchboi feels horrible but won’t stop him.

Insert convo with Tokoyami. Lots and lots of flirting. Aoyama’s dying for Toko to ask about his identity, but the birb respects his anonymity way too much. Lets it ride. Sends pics to each other.

Suspension over.

Staff is pulling students one by one to question their relations to V. Aizawa makes an official announcement to be wary of V. Aoyama wants to fucking die.

Insert convo with Momo. Light flirting, confesses to V that she’s been thinking about him and wants to meet. Tells him that her school thinks he’s dangerous. V assures that he isn’t.

Insert convo with Deku. Deku’s concerned about frenchboi’s well-being and suggests he comes clean. Aoyama’s not ready to.

Insert convo with Bakugou.

Oh lord.

“So you’re gonna go and fuck Sonic the Nerdhog now!?”

“Bakugou, if you like me, just ask me out.”

“…”

Bakugou logs off for the night.

Insert convo from Tsuyu.

“Aoyama, I know its you, but I won’t rat you out.”

“Oh… okay, thank you? But why contact me from here?”

“Wellllllllll….”

Meets up with Tsuyu. Reveals that its spring and this is the time when her body’s ready to mate. Knew that Aoyama was an easy target. Take that how you will.

Oh yeah, frogs get busy in the spring.

Has sex.

+1 new fuckbuddy

Croissant goes to bed and realizes he’s been whoring himself like mad. Evaluates his life choices and realizes he’s literally addicted to the attention. Also realizes that his shit’s gonna slide out of his ass like butter if he doesn’t take it easy.

Declines offer for another Bakusquad orgy and gives the blog a rest for a while.

1-A is being investigated now. Tailman, Sugar Rush, Mineta, and Croissant are suspects.

Insert convo from Ojiro.

“Hey dude, I know this blog means a lot to you, but if you can show up in person and get these guys off our backs that’d mean a lot to us. Thanks~”

Damn… that’s one person that cannot know about his identity. Tells him he’s not in the country.

Is interested in Ojiro’s peen ngl. He got that martial artist bod afterall.

Coaxes tailboy into a conversation. Tailboy… aint really with the gay shit. Is a lot like Todoroki, but doesn’t even try to talk dirty. Jeez, is he really all that straight? 0/10

Sends a tasteful nude. Tries to get him to at least send his abs. Something.

“Fine.” Whatever it takes to get the staff from checking his internet history.

Send a pic of his torso, his pants are kinda low. OOF. DAT V LINE.

Talks a little bit more, then logs off.

Depression starts to settle in. His classmates are noticing him, but not for the right reasons. Deku notices. Iida notices. Uraraka notices. Tokoyami grows suspicious from his non-attentionwhoring ways.

Tokoyami approaches Aoyama for the first time.

Oh god, his palms are sweaty.

Knees weak, arms heavy… Mom’s spaghetti.

“Are you alright?”

“Oui, I’m okay.

“Are you sure? You don’t seem like yourself. I am a bit concerned.”

Aoyama comes clean. Tokoyami is surprised, but isn’t upset.

Spends the day comforting Aoyama. Even brings by moshi icecream. Very wholesome. Nothing flirty or anything, just bro stuff.

Toko compliments Aoyama on his ability to talk to people and suggests applying that offline as well- he’d be far more liked that way.

Frenchboi reveals that he initially made a regular blog to make friends because he often felt lonely at Yuuei but resorted to sex because of the lack of attention. Deku is his only legitimate friend here.

“Then let’s be friends as well.”

Aoyama cries. Hard. Very emotional moment.

He accepts it.

Aoyama writes on his blog that he’s not gonna be too active. People aren’t very happy, but they accept.

The folks in the know ask about his post last night. Keeps it cute and says he’s gonna take it easy for a bit. Deku and Toko smiles.

The staff of investigation notices the post and begins narrowing down the suspects.

Bakugou pulls Aoyama aside. He’s calm and collected- asks him if he’s okay.

Frenchboi nods, Bakuboi finally asks him on a date. He hesitantly accepts. Not sure why he’s so fixated on him, but cool I guess.

(Insert Bakusquad cheesing in the background)

Kouda summons the courage to talk to Aoyama again and apologizes for leaving him hanging. Frenchboi forgives him and accepts his friendship.

+1 Friendship

DATE WITH BAKUGOU. Indoor rock climbing! How cool is that!? Frenchboi is scared shitless, but Explosionboi knows what he’s doing. Bakugou is mainly quiet the entire time but is pretty sweet in gaining Frenchboi’s trust with the harnesses. Deep conversation reveals that Bakugou doesn’t have many friends either. Apologizes for being so pushy and inconsiderate. Admits he doesn’t handle his emotions well. Aoyama reveals personal info about his blog and his loneliness.

“You’re a fucking weirdo tbh, but you have a lot of balls.”

His way of complimenting him, I guess? Also advises him to stop being so fucking slutty before his ass becomes Stargate… or else.

Ooh, the irony.

Doesn’t sleep together, sweet peck on the forehead tho.

Tokoyami and Deku checks up on him.

Insert messages from Bakusquad telling him how much Bakugou enjoyed today. Also thanks Aoyama for being a friend through V.

Bakuboi probs told them about his dilemma, that little shit. He still felt loved nonetheless. Very wholesome.

Frenchboi comes into class the next day and… actually gets greeted? He tears up.

Bakugou calls him a faggot.

Gets called into the office after school.

It’s time.

They question him about the blog and its contents.

He comes clean.

Aizawa wants to expel the shit out of him but he technically did nothing wrong, so he stays.

Firmly asks him to delete the blog. Gets reprimanded for running a damn sex blog while training to be a public defender.

They agree to keep it under wraps, but Aizawa orders Aoyama to apologize to the class.

He does.

There’s a mixture of disgust, shock, and wonder.

The end.

TL;DR: tfw the blog that you think is singlehandedly tearing down your school is just the creation of a lonely 16-year old.

#aoyama yuuga #bnha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bnha fic #aoyama x everyone #fanfic #yaoi #lets make it happen

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