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dothemindything · 8 months
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fatalroyale replied to your post: “IT'S BEEN DEAFENINGLY SILENT SINCE CERTAIN DOGS...”
who let the dogs out? (nobody did, because we called animal control last week and they said no more dogs wandering around the neighborhood or theyd be assumed to be rabid and taken care of as such)
I'M ALWAYS SAYING THIS.
THANK GOD WE HAVE SUCH AN EXPERIENCED PEST HANDLER AROUND THESE PARTS. FUR OR FEATHERS, THESE STREETS ARE SAFE. ROSALYN'S OFFICIALLY BECOME THE HEAD OF THE PACK, AS WAS ALWAYS INTENDED FOR ALL MEMBERS OF MY ENTOURAGE.
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chlorophasmic · 7 months
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fatalroyale replied to your post: "SO THERE'S SOMETHING WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO."
i dont know if this was at me, but if it was im sorry!!!! ive been trying to shove those posts down but they were too funny to suppress forever, but also i wanted to make sure we all knew it didnt actually mean anything
OH- OH, NO. I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU. MAYBE IT WAS RECKLESS TO TYPE SOMETHING LIKE THAT SO VAGUELY, THOUGH, I'M SORRY.
I JUST.. DON'T LIKE JABS FOR THE SAKE OF JABBING. IF.. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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catboii · 6 months
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@fatalroyale only the tumbliest of tumblers get to tumble on my tumblr
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volatilemariner · 9 months
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@fatalroyale replied to your post “touch tanks. aquatic animals in general, honestly.”:
but a recording of an animal would still help prove that sharks are obviously smooth, would it not? because you could also just back me up here!!!!
vwell obwviously sharks are smooth.
i mean, that just goes vwithout saying.
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roosterust · 5 months
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roosterust has blocked fatalroyale.
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greasedupclown · 7 months
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@fatalroyale replied to your post “anytime I hear like human astrology talk i'm a lil...”:
wait until you hear about human blood type personalities!
​I think us trolls got that one-upped actually. VWe got a VWhole hierarchy based on our blood colors and there are job types for each motherfuckin' blood color.
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lets go ahead and make a fresh post, shall we?
@fatalroyale okay, should i reintroduce myself then? im balit, the super cool not hellborn demon that wouldnt really be a huge fan of having restrictions placed on my (after)lifestyle!!!! soooo im also not super interested in the perspective of someone else that would be benefiting from your current system @ - @
Fizzarolli, and i am an imp. one of the two lowest races on the ladder. the finer details of my individual life aren't applicable to the current discussion so let's save that one for another time in the interests of brevity.
nice to meetcha.
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paranormalcryologist · 7 months
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@dj-shitslot @ghoulgist @burn-weaver @graviconscientia @fatalroyale @coralcalypso @past-malleablepersonage
No one gets to be rainbow this time since it was controversial last time :( Give me your names, star signs and a hobby of yours!
I'll go first: My name is John Lalonde, I'm an Aries, and I enjoy sewing and the Dark Magicks!
#ic
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fatalroyale · 4 months
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==> Balit: Pull the plug. Metaphorically, in reference to how you run your blog, and literally, in reference to the brief sparking sound you hear when you unplug the transportalizer. Just in case.
fatalroyale has blocked beatboxingheart
fatalroyale has blocked dothemindything
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formerlyasprite · 8 months
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@fatalroyale kinda unsurprised there's demons on this site*
I'm Davyd, former half bird sprite, knower of many things and owner of too many things
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thembobabey1312 · 3 years
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💖Tag Yourself💖
Circle all that apply and tag five friends! I’ll start!
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@hi-welcometo-chillis @flipflopitstimetostop @thembo-pastelle @fatalroyale @milosdumb
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dothemindything · 7 months
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fatalroyale replied to your post: "SORRY, ACCOUNT GOT HACKED."
oh thank fuck, are we done with the horse meltdown now????
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. I'VE BEEN A HORSE CLUB MEMBER FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER. AND DAMN PROUD OF IT, TOO.
THERE'S NO NEED TO MELT DOWN WHAT CAN BE HOISTED UP LIKE A TROPHY. BIG. GOLD. HAS MY NAME ON IT. ETC.
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chlorophasmic · 5 months
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==> [S] Treekat: Await. (@fatalroyale)
==> There's no shortage of time in the woods, even as the seasons crept and mingled to show its definite passage. You were in a similar state of leisure as you went about, gently motioning to the canopy engulfing the treehive to finish framing the broadened doorway into the ground floor you'd developed especially for your guests!
==> It wouldn't be much longer until they came, now. With a glance to where they'd spawn in, just outside the little cottage you'd assembled, you finished laying out the blankets in the coat closet before casting another peek to the glade from the opened entryway, hardly noticing the brush of a calico tail against your leg as little cats went about exploring the new space.
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pikesprouts · 4 years
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tag 9 people you want to get to know better/catch up with!
tagged by @simpingfortimstoker thank youuuu <3
last song: Hello by Martin Solveig and Dragonette 
favorite color: yellow or maybe blue I think. I really like purple as well, but if we’re talking clothes then definitely yellows/browns and blues
last movie: The Old Guard, I don’t watch a lot of movies honestly especially during the semester so I haven’t watched anything since I watched that one :)
last show (completed): The Dragon Prince it’s so gooooooood I love it so much
currently reading: again it’s been awhile since I’ve really had time to sit down and read but I think I’m currently rereading The Island of the Blue Dolphins and The Girl With Seven Names, one of those probably. They’re both really good I like them a lot
currently watching: If podcasts count, I’m currently working my way back through The Magnus Archives, if we’re strictly talking shows, then ATLA babeee
sweet, spicy or savory: I’m like half-and-half on sweet/salty but savory is a big one for me. I like spicy, certainly more than most of my family cause they just like. Eat rice plain with like a teaspoon of salt put in there it literally tastes like mushy nothing. So I like a bit of spice but like I’m white I don’t have a strong tolerance for it as far as I’m aware, at leas
craving: emotional intimacy if we’re going philosophical, food I’d say right now I’m craving either pretzels or mashed potatoes. Also either oatmeal cream pies or peanut butter cookies but I cannot tell which one.
coffee or tea: really neither, but I love the smell of coffee and I’m highkey missing sitting in the university coffeeshop right about now :(
Gonna tag: @felagund-fell @bigfreakinfrog @fatalroyale @chiaroart @rockklobster if you guys want to
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volatilemariner · 9 months
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fucked up to say, but i actually hawve a little bit of experience in that department. y'knovw, just 'cause of the damn glitterbombs mituna thought it vwas so hilarious to slide under my damn door.
i can tell you vwith a fair amount of fucking certainty that you vwant something ovwer 2 millimeters vwide and you vwant thin plastic. any smaller than that and it's like rubbing sand into your scalp, you ain't ewver getting that shit out. any thicker than that and it's like fucking shurikens.
so there.
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hinatakickflips · 7 years
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fatalroyale replied to your post: what do u do with two (2) packets of purified salt
eat it
i feel like thats a bad idea
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