#for like 3000 reasons

[spring-lxcked]

you know what i've never written but would love: ppl seeing through his act, recognizing his shitty treatment of michael, and calling him out on it

#—— ✧ ooc » #bonus if it's sb close to him/mike/both of them #anyway like he's not gonna change and he's not gonna admit to it either #like he will absolutely gaslight the fuck out of your muse and deny deny deny over this #for like 3000 reasons #thinks mike deserves his complete emotional disregard for him #truly has convinced himself that he isn't 'that bad' toward mike #subconsciously aware of his own guilt in the matter but literally incapable of processing that until like #his complete breakdown after elizabeth's death #( not to imply he doesn't blame mike AT ALL after that but like. finally hits the obvious 'i could've done xyz' point ) #anyway i think his massive ego completely deteriorating along with his mental health after elizabeth is like #interesting to explore #like i need to be clear: he's inarguably worse after her death but it comes in. many shades lmao #him recognizing his failures is almost a bad thing tbh SHFKDSHFALD #sorry laughing abt 'massive ego' because it's not wrong but also how much of said ego is an act #how much of that ego is his perfect little persona and Not Him #how much of an ego can you have when you spend all your time stamping out your flaws in fear of being imperfect #is it ego or is it fear that others will see his flaws if he isn't cocky and Clearly Superior #yeah so i fucking hate him i love him we're getting married on wednesday and divorced on thursday #also fucking SIGH -> #˖ ✧ headcanon » ( the demon to his demons )

[skyplayssplatoon3]

Community Question:

Is playing Splatoon 3 still fun for you?

I'm seeing a lot of folks in the community talk about how they're less inclined to play, or getting frustrated more easily, or just not finding the fun in this game any longer

Beginners/New Players are being discouraged due to the sheer aggressive nature of the game now more than before

Connection issues, especially at inopportune times such as winning games or Splatfest 100xs, etc

Not to say no one is having a positive experience, but I am definitely feeling different vibes in the community since 2, so I'm just curious what you all have to say here!

Reblog, comments, however you wanna do it, feel free to let me know how you feel!

(If you drop into my ask box and would like your name hidden, just put (Anon) in your ask and I'll crop it out in the post!)

#Splatoon #Splatoon 2 #Splatoon 3 #SquidRambles #And for those who might ask why I don't turn on anons: My last blog had like 3000+ followers #There's reasons I keep anons off /dies #It keeps harassment down significantly #BUT YES please give your thoughts any way you'd like! #Just be respectful of each other

[mamawasatesttube]

ik its ultimately harmless behavior and that no one on the internet today uses that sort of general etiquette anyway, but it's still wild to me when people make posts that roughly amount to "i don't ship this." and then specifically tag the ship name so it shows up in that ship tag. like... who in this tag do you think wants to see this dkjlskdjslk

#rimi talks #to be clear this is a lighthearted post it just does make me snort #and going in ship tags is always like crossing a field of land mines anyway like you Gotta expect to find dumb shit #but this particular kind of post just throws me back so hard to 2014 homestuck fandom. what are yall doing #incidentally this is also the reason i simply can't get behind davekat. in theory it's fine as a ship #but i was there gandalf. i was there 3000 years ago. #when every single davekat shipper and their mom went out of their way to shit on jade harley #for the unforgivable crime of being a fairly popular female love interest to the two boys they wanted to ship #im not even remotely into homestuck anymore but i remember this. free my girl she did all that but i dont care etc

[dennistakesamentalhealthday]

late to blowjobgate but in my humble opinion dennis and mac both provide different but necessary dick sucking services. like sometimes you want your dick sucked with a dainty, artistic precision and sometimes you want your dick engulfed by a vacuum cleaner? what happened to loving all of gods creations equally

#to be clear dennis engulfs the dick too he's chugmaster 3000 for a reason #but i feel like mac brings animalistic level of sucking

[majorbaby]

just remembered that in high school i procured 3000 feet of telephone wire cable from a flea market and constructed a life-size jesus out of it and put a muslin loin cloth on him (that i dyed brown using tea. i don't remember what that was supposed to mean) for an art class. i later crucified him on a cross some theatre kids made for me for free, even after i offered to pay them. i named him 'telephoney jesus' and he had to be displayed twice, once for my teacher and once for the IB program adjudicator who came to evaluate us at the end of the school year. so for months i had this telephone cord jesus abomination in a heap on the couch in my family's living room, hanging out with all my family's regular jesus paraphernalia.

#i got a 6 in art. more evidence the IB program is a scam. #i wasn't even like particularly annoyed with christianity back then i have no idea why i did this #tbh the reason was probably that i that i found 3000 foot of telephone wire for cheap and was really thrilled about it #a rare personal post #a rare. personal. jesus. (post)

[blyszczopies]

kinda a redraw of the first ever drawing of a human (or more accurately. something that looks like a human usually) that i drew out of my own free will under the influence of an energy drink drank too late and inspiration wave from watching a warrior cats speedpaint. the biggest furry ever has been officially drawing weird humans for a year now 🎉

didnt want to draw fiona just standing so here she is in a "i need to wag my tail but i have no tail" situation. based on my fic that only two people have read. also i didnt use any references for either drawing. only a screenshot of fiona from the game just to get her design accurately

#the first drawing is so ugly. i still struggle so fucking bad we people and our stupid faces #but theres a lot of progress!!! #yay #also while drawing this i thought #fiona is like oh im soo butch. and then will react to everything so hard. she will get very upset about some minor thing #and shes so annoyed that shes like that she wish she could be tough so bad!! #so i think that could be another reason why shes rarely hanging out in her werewolf form #like she doesnt need additional body language . no ears lying flat not tail between her legs #i hope this goes without saying but you absolutely can be a butch and also an emotional wreck #its just that she has a problem with that. towards herself #notes app #my art #2024 #2023 #3000

[ironfloret]

okay i may sound a little bit conspiratorial but hear me out. i was reading up on what people are speculating the next pokemon games will be and here's my carefully crafted opinion: pokemon Z (or something else kalos-related) is on the table. xerneas and yveltal being the only box legendaries that are unobtainable and un-transferable into SV as of the indigo disk is just too strange to not be significant somehow. it seems at first glance that a unova or johto game is more likely, but right now, this limbo period in-between consoles, is always when GF does something extra unexpected. here's how pokemon Z can still win and i really mean it this time!!!

#that said it is certainly possible they were excluded because their abilities combined with terastallizing would break competitive. lol #realistically i do think unova or johto are more likely choices to do something with. #i didn't touch on spinoffs but that seems quite reasonable to expect too. new PMD? #anyway it's just fun to theorize. at the end of the day i hope the unexpected thing they do is take a fucking break❤️ #ALSO i didn't even mention how cool i think a legends kalos would be. we could meet AZ 3000 years ago.... #linatxt

[shadowgamed]

thinking about shizuka............... kind of want a (platonic) dynamic for her with seto?? solely because i like pairing together characters who rarely interact/who you would't expect to see interact and i happen to like them both a lot. that's literally the only reason AKSFJDSFKHS

also i've been brainrotting over a certain persona 3 character (redacted for spoilers) lately and now i'm thinking like. what about a concept where shizuka learns she's not actually human??? maybe she's a reaper or some sort of personified concept, or something else, i haven't decided yet. i just think... it'd be neat...

#ooc #why her of all people??? ...because i like her okay i don't NEED A REASON #normally i'd pick my main muse aka seto but he's already a reincarnation from 3000 years ago i think he's got enough going on KSEFJSDHFDKS #also the kisara = shizuka idea i've seen floating around would be fun alternatively. like i wouldn't make it my main verse/interpretation. #but still. hmm #wishlist. #why do i have such niche desires for threads............ #at least as far as shizuka is concerned anyway :P

[exopelagic]

cue screaming abt legends Z-A

#I’m so happy they went for kalos instead of unova #like I love unova. I love unova. but I wasn’t sure what they’d do with it that would feel right #also I was 100% expecting johto either let’s go johto or legends celebi bc SO MUCH johto in that presents. THE UNOWN. and raikou and silver #but man kalos!!!! I rlly love the gen vi pokemon and it’ll be so cool to see what they do with a different version of the region #I’m expecting a kinda time travel element honestly? it seemed to go between futuristic + past stuff a BUNCH #with the redevelopment plan and the shiny light city #+ the two versions of the map it shows. those are Definitely 2 versions and one of them is past + more similar to the one we know #and one is updated but that could just be updating for switch #but ALSO Z-A. like okay AZ for a start is coming back but that’s very much a going backwards indication right #man my friend got to watch in real time as I went through the plot of the kalos games and remembered AZ and have everything click into place #it took me way too long to click that it was kalos in the trailer like it took me until talonflame to be like wait. and then PRISM TOWER #but god yeah I’m just like. I wanna know where they’re going with this bc I DOUBT it’s war era #it definitely COULD be but it would feel like a lot yknow for lumiose to be so similar that long ago #it’s not like 3000 years is a reasonable number in the first place anyway pokemon is weird #rlly rlly hoping there is the full region and that it’s made to feel less empty than paldea and hisui #if they’re going for an open world again which I feel like they will #I saw someone say they’re setting the whole thing in lumiose which would be a CHOICE. it’d be very different for sure #I don’t wanna say I wouldn’t like that but it would be a completely new kinda pokemon game. which would fit the legends idea. who knows #also wanna know what’s up with that logo bc I don’t recognise it. most similar is the aether foundation but that’s not close #even if it would make sense for aether to be around here (and I rlly hope they are) #okay wait so prism tower existing means it HAS to be future right bc clement designed it right? unless he redesigned it or smth #also I am excited abt megas coming back. I do like them they’re easily my favourite of the gimmicks #and I hope this means they’ll be sticking around again near future even though it’d be easy for them to drop them after this legends game #I can see them using lumiose or an otherwise limited setting as a way to stop it being a traditional game bc it’s proooobably not gonna be #like. go get gym badges yknow #yeah I’m rlly excited I can’t wait to see what they do with zygarde and where they’re going with this #pokemon #my money is still on time travel going backwards #luke.txt #plza

[strangerbis-alt]

The duffer brothers can't keep getting away with paralleling byler with canon likely endgame couples like this. Like I swear at this point I must have seen all of them and then a new one appears!!! Like how???? There's so many and all of them are so great I'm going to cry.

#reason 3000 as to why byler will be endgame #it's so obvious at this point #like how is the general audience missing all of this #byler #god i love the parallels so much

[polaroidcats]

not me googling how much it would cost to play the harp :(

#someone please give me 3000€ to spend on a harp #and that's a CHEAP HARP #whyyyyyy #i even looked into renting harps #and tbh if i ever act on this LIFELONG DREAM OF MINE #to one day play the harp #i would realistically rent one #and only buy one after i'm sure i'll stick to it and if i ever have the money #and i will never ever have the money to buy a concert harp which is FINE #like those beautiful concert harps cost 25.000€ or more #and if the cheapest one i could find cost 25.000 that means the good ones that sound nice probably cost way more #anyways the irish/celtic harps 'only' cost 3000 euros or so #SUCH A BARGAIN #lol #okay i'm done ranting about harps i just really really wish i had a friend who plays the harp who lets me sometimes pluck at the strings #that would already be enough #i really need to just befriend someone who plays the harp #for totally selfish reasons

[simuran]

Found out from a random conversation with my grandma that my great-grandmother was actually Ukranian, and that her family had to flee Odessa during Holodomor. My grandma even still has her notebooks in Ukrainian.

It's the same grandma that worries about "our poor boys", i.e. Russian soldiers (at least the drafted ones). W i l d.

#I mean I knew they were from Odessa but the rest just never came up for some reason #Anyway they fled to Saint-Petersburg where they had family #And then Kirov was killed and the Great Purge started and they fled even further North #From the warm sea of Odessa to the swamps of SPb to the frozen forests near Murmansk. 3000 kms. #From a rich and noble life to the timber harvesters' cook #Damn I wonder what that was like #Posts by me #history

[pansyfemme]

giving every clumsy character ehlers danlos in my mind

#learning that there was a reason for me tripping and falling down 3000 times a day was so insane #i thought i was just like that

[extremelyputridfishbreath]

literally effervescent how even 15 years later, without fail, the epf and psa STILL do cocomelon shit to me <3 <3

#like i'm not joking when i found out about agents i was OBSESSED as a kid :3 #i still am :D it never ends :) i dont want off garys wild ride 3000 #like cj is fun to play but for whatever reason i never got THIS level of fixiation on it compared to the agent storylines #i am taking all of the epf to dennys (herbert refused to come because american food is beneath him)

[sukifoof-art]

thank u for 3k followers!!! happy pride month as well :)

#dunno what to tag this as.... #but thank u!!! it means a lot to me that 3000 (and 6) people like my art enough to stick around #sorry for not posting many finished pieces this year #i wont get too into it but a few deaths in the family and the 5th anniversary of a close friends passing happened this year #i just wish she could have been around to see how ive improved cuz shes one of the big reasons ive been drawing for this long #soooo its been kinda hard to draw but!!! I Will Try!!! #thank u everyone :):):) i will try to post more soon <3<3 #forgive the sappiness

[blyszczopies]

okay but. rory has the "hates being wet" werewolf temperament. which means she gets furious from contact with water

she also has dirt on her hands. always no matter what. cause it comes from the "tattoos" category. sure, she spends a lot of time outside. she might be digging a lot of holes. constantly

but i firmly believe. rory does NOT wash her hands

or anything. not with water at least. she just grooms herself like the animal she is. which leads me to some other stuff i would like to point out

rory would NOT put on fucking make up. she would NOT fucking shave. her creators are cowards. let her be masc without stupid additions "just so people still can tell its a woman!!"

okay back to funny stuff. rory i know youre the biggest metalhead here. yess lets go to a metal concert together. but girl why are you wearing bovver boots in your sports outfit . are you insane

anyways heres a screenshot of rory holding an obviously oversized rabbit<3

so nice you get to look at it twice

#if youre wondering how can i complain about rory having make up and how that doesnt make sense. and then post a screenshot from my game #where she obviously has make up. i think i got rid of it once but for whatever fucking reason when i opened the game later she had it on #again and i was like. ok. fuck you. but couldnt be bothered to go again through all her outfits just to get rid of it again #might do that when i play with the 3000 again. idk when thats gonna happen. i draw/talk about them more than i actually play with them lol #the game is not enough. and its kinda boring #notes app #its like they made her specifically so i could go insane about her . #przykre że mogę ją nazwać glaniarą ale i tak mało kto zrozumie . #moja metalówa glaniara. i brudas #rory oaklow #<- because im soo right about her always