Normally I don't have those wierd impulses with dye, but omfg this particular color looks so much like koolaid I had to keep telling myself not to take a swig
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Does Gordon have to stop k!coomer from consuming anything highly toxic (even though he claims to be allergic) just like the "old" times?
CONSTANTLY.
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If kuva actually does end up being Wally's blood then i guess that explains why he's so weirdly happy when you drink it and kinda offended if you either dump it or give it away :T
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kind of problematic that not everything brightly colored is edible :/ why would it look that way and yet potentially kill you :/
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“Another merfolk? Huh, I wonder if Kahann knows about this...”
“...If only I could actually enjoy the water like everyone else.”
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Context: my dad is mormon and my mom is a health nut ex mormon
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im not sure what i expected the top surgery drains to be like, but "squirting the forbidden koolaid twice a day into measuring cups" was definitely not it
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You know sometimes I think about this time I was in high school this girl told me I had such an extremely annoying voice that it made her regularly want to punch me. It's real fucked up what people will say to someone to deliberately try to hurt them.
And then I got straight back to making my meat golems out of immortalized muscle cells and how when I rule the world with flesh masses <Insert girl's name> is going to be buried under undulating masses of muscle flesh. Yeah.
Then I wake up from my forbidden koolaid induced fever dream and go back to work.
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//i wonder how long it took Cyberlife to make thirium non toxic to humans on the account of too many people accidentally drinking it?
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Top surgery yesterday went great and the soreness isn't anything I can't handle (tylenol has been enough to manage it so far), and even dealing with the drains is not as gross as I was expecting- except for one thing. My brain has been doing autofill and decided that the cup used to empty drains into and measure output is called "my sippy cup"
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hello tumblr mutual koolaid-man-can-stomp-on-me
That name is forbidden around these parts...
...you aren't supposed to have knowledge about anything before The Great Change
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top 5 best minerals ever : a comprehensive list by me , someone who has a name that is good and real
5. watermelon tourmaline
ranboo mineral.
4. rutile
forbidden pasta.
3. crocoite
angry red sticks my beloved
2. realgar
extremely metal. the bitch is called arsenic ruby also it's very preddy and it can kill you. a closely related mineral, orpiment, is similar but piss-coloured instead of red.
honourable mentions:
red zincite. looks like if elsa drank koolaid
xaga obsidian. what c!dream would use as wallpaper if he was rich
painite. literally named pain and looks like a piece of te ka's tiddies how could you not love this thing
cinnabar. awesome houseki no kuni character also it's a toxic mercury ore and its name tastes like cinnabon sticks and magnum classic
1. blue topaz
birthstone :D
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