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Maybe Lucifer doesn't dress modestly because of pride but because he gets cold easily

#obey me shitpost #obey me lucifer #obey me! #lucifer is a freeze baby #cold hearted cold body #cold blooded? #we are onto you Peacock

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I wish I was that coffee mug

#obey me! #obey me shitpost #obey me lucifer #oh to have that man's lips on mine #extra points for the glasses #hot damn

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Oh?

Hello Himbo :)

#obey me #shit post #everytime I come across a photo of diavolo #or beel #Mammon too

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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

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I like the thought of all the younger brothers having individual secret stashes around the HOL, much to the displeasure of Lucifer and Barbatos because rest assure, Diavolo will take inspiration when he finds out

Like that old vase that hasn't moved for centuries now? Mammon puts spare change and anything valueable he can fit inside in it

Satan has books put in baggies and taped/magically stuck to the bottoms of tables all around the house

Beel and Belphie are masters of hiding snacks and pillows in any place they can, Lucifer still haven't found out about the hollow part of the foyer statues.

#obey me shitpost #obey me #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me Belphie #obey me Beel #obey me headcanons #Asmo has an endless supply of mirrors

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I would makeout with Mammon in a broom closet.

#or anywhere but that's not the point #obey me shitpost #obey me #obey me mammon #i'm here for a good time #and kisses

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Can Lucifer tell the difference between normal coffee and hell coffee because if not, can't you just give the bitch an overly sweetened coffee just to mess with him?

#he ain't gonna catch me slacking #love him but fuck him at the same time #obey me shitpost #obey me #obey me lucifer #lowkey just want to mess with him #no hard feelings aside from adoration

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Diavolo has a collection of floral vacation shirts that he wears when he has to punish someone

#yes #omg #thank you for adding to this #you made it so much better #obey me shall we date #obey me diavolo #tw torture

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Went thrift shopping and I found a gold bikini, so of course I bought it so I'm now sitting here, looking like a cheap whore and knowing Mammon would be proud

#obey me shitpost #obey me crack #I can't bring myself to put this to the normal tags #maybe I'll draw him in it #yo actually I should

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA- an unstable person

Hah, It seems I have been summoned to return

Hello again, Friend

#hello friend! #hello friends #I think I am ready to come back #hope y'all are doing well #it's time to fuck shit up again Cool cats

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Mmm Tasty

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Imagine how fucking hyped Mammon would be if you took him to a speedway. Like boy wod be over the moon about the cars, he just seems like the type.

#obey me #obey me mammon #obey me shitpost #he is cute #i feel like he would love watching cars race #i went a while ago and got pretty hyped too

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@obey-me-tho No No, you might be on to something.....

Could it be the real reason Lucifer wears that turtleneck under his uniform?

Ask Lucifer to help with your uniform tie so he leans down and you can give forehead smooch

#made me smile #obey me #Lucifer is secretly just as bad as Mammon at tying his tie

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Ask Lucifer to help with your uniform tie so he leans down and you can give forehead smooch

#obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me shitpost #driveby post

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I think Satan is really pretty and he makes me happy.

#obey me #obey me shitpost #back again i am #posting like I am screaming as i pass you on me bicycle

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Misread the Obey me notification as 'Lucifer needs a hug,' and yes, yes he does

#obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me shitpost #he is tired #and i want to give affection #because same

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I dreamt I started fires in the forest because I lost Mammon. Not the kind of dream I was aiming for, but accepted nonetheless.

#obey me #obey me mammon #obey me shitpost #this is not a proper response #forest fires are not the solution #never the solution