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Grass is such bullshit. Worse than dishes.

I mowed the grass. Then it rained. I gotta wait for things to dry a little cause drainage on one side of the house sucks and I'm not dealing with that.

IT KEEPS RAINING.

All the weather changes keep me in migraine mode and I didn't let my sprained ankle rest enough. So I'm too tired and sore to mow.

And now it's been like a month since I last mowed and the grass is so goddamned deep again. And every day I go to get the mail I have to look at it, knowing that however bad it is in the front yard, it's even worse in the backyard. This fucking shit is so lush and verdant that you can barely see the weeds I've carefully nurtured by neglecting the abominable grass. Did someone put grass feed on my yard to sabotage me?

Fucking grass, why won't it die?

#anti lawn #I hate grass so much

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Honestly, this makes me think of my IRL wedding dress. My mom had it cleaned and put away in some sort of archival storage box. It was my wedding dress, so it's not like I can just get rid of it. As a result, it's been taking up otherwise valuable closet real estate for 19+ years and will likely do so until I die because I am one sentimental bitch

did you guys know that when you marry another player in stardew valley the (very expensive) ring isn't consumed and added to your character sheet or anything like the seashell charm does. it just sticks around as a mostly useless object. you can wear it but it offers no stat buffs whatsoever. there's no way to get rid of it you just keep it around in a box or such forever. I question the ape's intent on this one

#Stardew #weddings

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#ITS ME-ETTE #I'm very concerned about everyone who voted in this poll #like how are you even getting that #i know French can be a bit ridiculous but even in English that doesn't make sense

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*crashes through wall* DID SOMEBODY SAY HEQET?!

Frog mom is the best netjer, I will fight anting who says otherwise

I wonder if there is any Heqet worshippers on here.. I’ve been looking for other people who worship Her, but can’t really find anybody 😭

I would like to connect with Her at some point. It sucks that there’s very little info :(

Please interact if you worship Heqet!

#heqet #kemetic

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Frankenhooker (1990), dir. Frank Henenlotter

#lolz #I'll take movies I never expected to see quoted for 1000 Alex #it's been ages since i watched Frankehooker but oh was that a fun one

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Finished my first semester of grad school for my counseling degree! My study buddies are celebrating!

#dolls #grad school

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Hey. Hey you. The person aimlessly scrolling, stuck in an immobilized standoff with your brain

It's not your fault. You won't be stuck forever. I know you're trying. I know you hate it. It's ok.

And tell the Mean Voice in your head that it's not helping. It knows as well as you do that you would get up and Just Start the task if you could. You're not doing this on purpose.

Take a deep breath. Relax your jaw. I see you trying so hard to break out of it, but you can't force it. You'll get Unstuck eventually. All you can do in the interim is be kind to yourself.

#neurodivergent #executive dysfunction #positivity

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fanciful frog (after fabergé)

#frogs #art #jools

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hey my mom said im weird for doing utensils before plates so

*if you do not have a dishwasher pick the one you would do if emptying someone else’s dishwasher. never used button = do not know how they work

#always do the top last #that way if water has collected in anything you don't spill it over the stuff on the bottom

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Omg, this has been my class this session, like, the prof is totally phoning it in and the assignments are just annoying because she should I care when she clearly doesn't?

Which is why I still haven't done the final even tho it would give me an extra week off before my next classes begin

“Don’t wait until the last minute to do your assignments!”

listen. I don’t. But I am always trapped in a vicious cycle.

And the only thing that breaks this cycle is the dread of an imminent deadline

#adhd #grad school

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Oh, my poor husband!

guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.

THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

#lolz #quizzes

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...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

#the chocolate guy #omfg

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man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

#positivity

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This is what an evil boop looks like.

#boop #cute animals #cats

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I WILL BOOP EVERYONE I CAN!

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

#boop

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Mad with boop power! I felt inspired.

#boop #this is me rn

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Same, this is just delightful!

I am truly just booping everything I see. idc if I know them, idc if we are mutuals. if I perceive them they get booped. if I was actually a cat I would be insufferable.

#boop