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randylynn7699 · 3 months
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Here we go again 🤭🤭🤭🤭
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windygirl · 25 days
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Combo for a lucky slut
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watcher201109 · 2 years
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Summer Softness
A recurring thought I’ve had all week: Cute basketball chick lets herself relax a little too much during the summer, and is now heading into her practice in months a tad bit out of shape.
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Now, it’s not like she gained 30 pounds or something extreme like that over the summer, she mainly laxed on her diet and a bit only a tad bit on her exercise. The muscle definition in her arms is a tad bit less than it was last season, something for which she’s definitely being poked fun at in practice. But, it’s not like it’s the end of the world, it won’t take long for getting toned up again, and she usually wheres a shirt in practice, so she can cover up the little bit of tummy softness she got, and no one’s going to question it.
What she’s struggling with is all of the gas she’s garnered over the course of the practice.
Look it’s not rocket science here, it’s just common sense. A highly physically active person can’t go a long period of time laxing on their diet and exercise without a bodily response. Our girl here over the summer started hitting up uber eats, and often. And you’d think that she would eat clean/workout at the very least two weeks before the first practice, but nope. She ordered takeout at least 3 times the week before practice, and she will neither confirm nor deny having a full Mcdonald’s breakfast platter with two burritos, hash browns, and a sausage egg and cheese McGriddle this very morning. She most definitely didn’t top that meal off with a large surgery extra cream mocha iced coffee, no mam.
 At first, practice started off fine enough, nothing happened during stretches, but when warmups officially began, things became apparent for our girl. Her tummy started feeling tight during jogging, and her high knees are when she began feeling the effects of her dietary choices over the last few months. It felt like every time she raised her knee a bubble was being pushed up her throat, and she was lucky there was so much noise happening to cover up some of the louder muffled burps she was letting loose. It felt like the ghosts of all the carbonated beverages she drank over the summer decided to collectively strike back at her. They finished off warmup with another round of jogging, and our gal was taking advantage of the loud, booming footsteps and shoe squeaks. As soon as she jogged past her standing still head coach, our girl was putting truckers to shame with belches that’d make frat boys blush. She got the majority of the upper tightness in her tummy and felt a lot better than she was during warmups.
It was during workouts when she truly regretted her piggish choices over the summer. Exercise helps the body out in so many ways, looks, confidence, long-term health, and more specifically, in this case, the digestive system. It’s gonna take some time before her body is reacclimated to consistent exercise/dieting, and right now all of this rapid movement is pushing the rest of that fast-food gas down the waist. Sneaking a fart out in a gym is a lot harder than a burp, and our girl has been made pretty aware over the summer of how loud her ass gets after cheap fast food, especially McDonald’s. 
Luckily for her, she got saved by the bell, not literally, she just forgot her water bottle back in the locker room. She always does this, but was really thankful for her bad habit this time around, as she got the ok from her coach and walked as fast as she could to get her bottle. As soon as the locker room entrance doors closed, our shooting guard girl had her hands on her knees as she ripped a long bubbly fart, the sound bouncing off the walls as she whimpered in relief. She scrunched her face as a shorter, but louder fart shotgun blasted out of her shorts, and the rancid smell of digested processed meat filled the locker room. Our gal stood up straight and covered her nose, feeling some shame as the smell became very familiar to her over the summer. A few quacking farts followed her as she walked to her locker, fogging up the metal door with a warm belch as she open her combination lock. She grabbed her metal water bottle and sat down on the wooden bench taking a swig of the ice-cold water. The cold water must’ve triggered something in her tummy, as after a few big sips in, our girl had to lean back due to the force of this massive belch that erupted out of her mouth. It was big, loud, and proud, with a length that was impressive for a girl of her size. 
She was left huffing and puffing after the belch, sitting on the bench as she reached out to her locker door to close it. She was still on the bench when she clicked on her combo lock, where she left her hand on the locker, while the other grasped at her tummy. A long, gurgling, rumbly, loud fart bounced off of the wooden bench, and the sound of an army of woodpeckers going all at once echoed throughout the girl's locker room. She didn’t even wait for the smell to come in, our girl grabbed her bottle and speed-walked to the locker room doors in the hope of avoiding a stench she knows is bad. She placed both of her hands on the push bar, stopped, and ripped one last short fart before exiting the locker room, sighing in relief and mentally swearing off fast food.
Unfortunately for her, the body doesn’t just magically get used to dieting and exercise in one practice, so she’s gonna have more practices like this. It’s gonna take some time before her body finally ‘detoxes’ her summer’s bad diet and gets fully back into shape. Needless to say, she started consciously leaving her water bottle in her locker for a few weeks.
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gertrudegluttony · 2 months
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Whatever you might be doing wherever in the world, it's completely unmatched to eating an entire cake in your apartment and admiring your figure in the mirror
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babymaee · 2 months
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this force feeding was brutal, I could feel my belly expanding with every bite but I had no choice but to eat 🤰😂
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bigpiggygirl022 · 22 days
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Throwback! Before and after. Looking back on my journey so far! I’ve got a long way to go. 😊 🐷
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ellaeats · 7 months
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😘 happy Friday, someone tell me to change my shirt lol
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randylynn7699 · 3 months
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Gotta make room for seconds 😋( more like fifths in all reality) 🤭
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windygirl · 7 days
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Friends support each other with burps in each other's faces 🥰
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lukesfatties · 14 days
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Do you love body contrast as much as I do ? 🤤
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bigcutiebonnie · 2 months
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Look at how HUGE & bloated my gut is! It’s gigantic & I am so wedged into my office chair too! I can barely fit! I had already consumed a HUGE takeout meal but I was still stuffing, I had some donuts left so was cramming them into my mouth. Felt like I might BURST after my MASSIVE feast! Sub to watch-> 🔥OnlyFans🔥 Buy HERE-> 💖C4S💖
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feedistdani · 2 months
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I can't believe my belly is still this big, I had my baby months ago!!
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gertrudegluttony · 3 months
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cue bed creaking noises
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