#graduate nurse

[rainbow-baby-one]

Midwife Gift for Midwifery Student Sweatshirt Future Midwife Shirt for Boho Midwife T-shirt for Registered Midwife Clinic Tees

#certified nurse midwife #midwifery #gift #midwife #sweatshirt #gifts #cute #grad #graduation #clinic

[the-cookie-of-doom]

15 minutes until I leave my job : (

#cookie speaks #I really don’t want to leave #I love my job #I love my coworkers #I just can’t do it anymore #I honestly don’t think I’ll make it to graduation #and if I don’t leave now #I never will #I’ll convince myself to stay #there’s no good reason to #I don’t need to impress anyone and prove I can do it #I need to graduate #and become a good and SAFE nurse

[chryblossomjjk]

i keep gettin degrees to procrastinate :3

#my school has an accelerated nursing program for graduate students #so u can get ur bachelors in 17 months #and i really think that’s my calling #so im going to apply to that #i feel like a whole loser bc ill be 24 w a degree that im not using #trying to get a new one lol but yeah #it’s going to be fucking tough but #i think i got it #idk #confused n scared n sad n lonely n anxious n all the things

[atissi]

if you are 1) currently in a university where your student healthcare covers hormone therapy, and 2) in a good financial, emotional, and social position to start hormone therapy, i would recommend pursuing it. because in my experience, it's a huge pain in the ass to get an endocrinologist once you're on your own

#unless you live near a planned parenthood or another equivalent to that #but in general you might as well take advantage of the mandatory student health insurance while you have it #it's also cheaper than you might expect. my vials cost $40 CAD for 4 months and then the injection materials are like a couple dollars each #for me i got a therapist with the university and asked them to recommend me to one of the uni's doctors #so i got to skip some of the waitlisting process yay #and then even after getting access to hormones i went to the clinic maybe 5 or 6 times because i needed a nurse to help me with injections #all of which was 'free' because it was with the university #now that i'm graduated though i need to find a new endocrinologist and it turns out the process is WAY more complicated on your own 🤡 #of course your mileage may vary depending on how based your school is but it's definitely worth checking imo 🤷 #beepbeep.txt #wanted to say this because i basically didn't use the uni health services until my last year and i was like 'wow #'i'm actually getting so much shit for free right now' #like i was seeing a therapist and a dietician and the endocrinologist and a nurse simultaneously at one point #and i might've missed out on all that if i didn't have someone tell me how easy it was to get help if you ask the right questions #so there's my word of wisdom for anyone who might benefit from it....... #also going to post tips about injections later because i think that would also help people out 👍

[xenon-demon]

med student steve and nurse eddie who is sick of his shit please <3 from wip wednesday i know it's not wednesday anymore but plz

yessssss i love this AU so much because it's just me projecting onto steve and daydreaming about Eddie Munson, Certified Hot Nurse™

also don't worry i have very little free time and am also australian so for me, WIP wednesday is a state of mind, not an actual time frame lmao

Snippet for you under the cut!

Shaking off the black cloud currently hanging over him, Steve finally lays eyes on the person trying to get his attention. A nurse is leaning over the desk of the nurse’s station a few meters away to look straight at Steve, and– wow, okay. Steve knows damn well what his type is, the kind of person and style he goes weak in the knees for, but this guy is aggressively punching every single one of Steve’s buttons. He’s got dark, curly hair that’s done up in a bun, some small strands of hair hanging out to frame the guy’s face. It gives Steve an eyeful of the guy’s killer jawline and the jewellery glinting in his ears – studs, of course, they are on the job, but at a glance Steve can see at least a couple in each ear. The guy’s arms are spread out on the desk in front of him, and Steve can feel his brain freeze at the sight of dark ink poking out from under the guy’s scrubs. He forces himself to look up and away from those (tempting, deliciously tempting) arms and into the nurse’s face – and okay, that’s not much better. The way this guy is looking at him, big brown eyes locked onto Steve’s face, he feels like he’s getting sucked in.

“Sorry?” Steve says, taking a moment to blink and regain his composure. He hopes to God he doesn’t look as flustered and distressed as he feels. “Are you talking to me?”

“Yup,” the nurse says, popping the p. He gestures at the sample bag Steve’s holding, with a few different vials and one syringe of blood inside, as he continues. The smile he gives Steve is almost apologetic as he says, “Pathology isn’t going to take those bloods from you, sweetheart. Not like that, at least.”

“Excuse me?” Steve instinctively bristles at the pet name, the way it just drips off this guy’s tongue. Just like that, the black cloud is back. He crosses the distance over to the nurse’s desk. “What’s wrong with them? They’ve all been labelled properly, and signed.”

“Well…” The nurse says, drawing out the word. Steve feels himself start to frown, just the tiniest bit. “You left the needle on your blood gas.” With a couple of fingers, the nurse points to the offending syringe in Steve’s sample bag. Sure enough, the needle is still attached to the syringe full of blood, the sharp end embedded in a small piece of foam.

Steve frowns even deeper. “My intern told me it’s fine like this.”

“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me.” The guy grins and rolls his eyes before giving Steve a ‘what can you do’ kind of expression. “It’s a common mistake to make, actually, since they don’t really explain this stuff officially, but-”

“Listen,” Steve interrupts, gritting out the word between his teeth. He’s sure this nurse, whoever he is, has more important things to do than patronize him. Steve sure as fuck isn’t going to stand here and be made fun of while this guy takes his sweet-ass time to get to his point. “I’m pretty sure my intern knows what they’re talking about, seeing as they’re, you know, a doctor. If you really want to be helpful”–Steve’s eyes flick down to read the nurse’s name badge–“Eddie, then you can point me in the direction of the specimen drop-off.”

Eddie actually rears back at that, straightening up and pulling his arms back so he’s holding on to the very edge of the desk instead of casually leaning over the top of it. If Steve were having a better day, he might feel bad about it. As it is, all Steve feels is a sick sense of satisfaction at the way Eddie’s face has shuttered off, his eyes no longer shining the way they were a moment ago.

“It’s that way,” Eddie says bluntly, pointing back in the direction Steve came. His voice has lost all the character, the theatricality that he spoke with a minute ago. “Turn left once you step out of this ward and follow that hallway straight down.”

“Thanks,” Steve says, trying very hard not to feel like an asshole. He almost succeeds.

Eddie just grunts in acknowledgement. He gives Steve a quick once-over and says, “Good talk,” in a tone that clearly states it was anything but.

As he strides off towards the specimen drop-off, Steve can’t help but agree.

#charlie writes things #medical steddie au #medical student steve harrington #nurse eddie munson #steddie #med student steve and nurse eddie au #<- haven't actually posted any snippets from this before so that's gonna be my new au tag #also i want to reassure you that steve is NOT trying to say doctors are smarter/better than nurses or anything like that #the point he's going for is 'surely someone who has graduated medical school after doing their schooling In This Hospital #knows what is and isn't allowed under the hospital policies' #and it gets. misconstrued *laughs evilly* #also this is not a 3 sentence snippet but as a wise individual once said 'fuck it we ball'

[skiitter]

i am very curious as to what you have up your sleeve fic wise so: 📓

<3

🥹

Hmmm so technically I’ve already written some of this but I’ve been fucking around with a modern au!bg3 fic where Astarion is a famous model with Cazador’s modeling/talent agency and he has this draconian ass borderline illegal contract that he cannot escape. Wyll is a former child star turned Hollywood contract lawyer and Astarion seeks him out after his sometimes bodyguard Karlach, who notices the abuse he’s going through at Cazador’s hand, recommends Wyll. There’s also a murder subplot that sort of kicks it all off. Tav is Wyll’s roommate and sort of legal aid who wanted to be a lawyer once upon a time but is now sort of directionless and drifting through life. And while this is all happening, Tav and Astarion have (unknowingly) been playing fantasy words with friends against one another for months and have formed a sort of weird friendship out of it.

It’s like a whole thing, a good portion of which I workshopped in the Elfsong discord but I do hope to one day write it. Maybe. Possibly.

#Shadowheart is a nurse who really wanted to be a vet but her fucked up cult family won’t let her #she is Karlach’s roommate #Gale is a teacher at the University where Wyll graduated from and Tav #occasionally still attends #he also frequents the local bookshop that Tav works at part time #Lae’zel is a cop (I know I know bear with me) who is assigned the murder case and lives directly below Shadowheart and Karlach #it’s a whole God Damn Thing #tbh I’m just really proud of making everyone’s modern au identities work together #BG3 #Baldur’s gate 3

[luuxxart]

epic ren-bot momence (ft. shuake bc yes <3)

#persona 5 #goro akechi #ren amamiya #akeshu #shuake #robots au #CURRENTLY 40K INTO THE AU. i am. writing the second out of four shuake chapters currently #it’s gonna be like. 200k by the end of this oh god #i still need to digitize my Makoto and Yukari designs and everything omlllll #i just haven’t drawn Ren as much as I’ve been drawing shu/yuu which is bc I’ve just been. stewing on the shu/yuu chapters #i should explain that Ren is an Anti-Shadow Suppresion Weapon #he’d be considered 9th Gen #which I do have a text post explaining everything non-spoilery in the ‘robots au’ tag #he is bulky for a reason but if he was actual Kirijo tech he would look more like Aigis #it’s also pretty obvious i based most of his design off of Samus and Raiden #I’ll have to draw him more as I write lol #ALSO HI IM GRADUATING TOMORROW SO THATS FUN. #will be….. nurse……….. doesn’t feel real yet lmao

[oveliagirlhaditright]

INT. HOSPITAL - NIGHT

Angel bursts into the emergency ward, Buffy in his arms.

ANGEL

I need help!

A NURSE approaches him--

ANGEL (cont'd)

She's lost a lot of blood.

NURSE What happened? ANGEL

She needs blood!

The nurse has led him to an operating table, he deposits Buffy onto it.

NURSE

Try to stay calm.

DR. POWELL approaches as Angel talks, looks over Buffy.

ANGEL

Something bit her. She needs a transfusion right now.

POWELL

You found her?

ANGEL

Yes.

POWELL

Was she conscious?

ANGEL

Yes.

POWELL

Are you sure?

ANGEL

I'm sure

POWELL

(to the nurse)

I need a type and cross match. Get her on two lines of ringers lactate and watch for hypovolemic shock.

He pulls angel aside, looks at him hard. Angel is practically tripping, unable to contain the energy of Buffy's blood in him.

POWELL (cont'd)

Tell me what happened.

ANGEL

Something bit her. I don't know what.

POWELL

(to the nurse)

I'll need a rabies shot treatment.

(to Angel)

Any allergies?

ANGEL

None. Just help her!

He is holding onto a doorframe -- and he RIPS it off in his urgency. The doctor eyes him, warily.

POWELL

You two doing drugs?

He eyes the doctor.

POWELL (cont'd)

You want her to live, you'll be straight with me.

ANGEL

She's clean.

...

(My--OveliaGirlHaditRight's--commentary here: More vampire blood drinking can be like "drug abuse" metaphor with Angel here. And fans who pointed out that Angel said Buffy was clean, but didn't say that he was... I think you were of course right here, in thinking that was an obvious choice on his part. He doesn't think he's clean, and in fact thinks that he fell off the wagon here.

More stuff from the script that is interesting and kind of fun: mainly effects that the script writer wanted, that--if memory serves--they couldn't pull off in the actual episode, but it would have been cool if they had (I'm still happy with what we got, though):

...

NURSE

We have another young girl, severe blood loss, Dr. Powell wants you to prep to assist on an antecubital cut down.

GOLD

All right.

The Mayor hears this. Slowly he turns, heads to where they are keeping Buffy.

ANGLE: BUFFY

Unconscious, an IV hooked up to her arm.

The Mayor walks calmly up to her and clamps his hand over her mouth and nose. She starts to thrash weakly, but he doesn't move. Finally the nurse notices.

NURSE

Oh my god! Sir, no!

She tries to pull him off. He won't budge.

NURSE (cont'd)

Somebody call security!

Angel grabs the Mayor by the throat, pulls him away.

ANGEL

Don't do that.

MAYOR

I will. I'll do that and worse. Murderous little fiend, did you see what she did to my Faith?

ANGEL

Hadn't made plans to weep over that one.

MAYOR

Well, I'd get set for some weeping if I were you, I'd get set for a world of hurt. Misery loves company, young man, and I'll be looking to share mine with you and your whore.

Angel throws him back -- through the wall (thin drywall to the next room, not the outer wall). (And if that's not doable, then into or over something. The point is, Angel is unnaturally strong, so it's probably a ratchet gag.)

Everyone backs off, appalled. The Mayor gets up and dusts himself off. He takes a few steps back towards Angel, the old smile returning to his face.

MAYOR (cont'd)

Well. Looks like someone's been eating his spinach.

A security guard arrives on the scene. Stops, unsure what to do.

MAYOR (cont'd)

Okay, folks. Show's not over but there will be a short intermission.

(to Angel)

Don't want to miss the second act. All kinds of excitement.

ANGEL

I'll be there.

They eyeball each other a moment. They Mayor exits, Angel's eyes never leaving him.

#long post #buffy the vampire slayer #angel #buffy summers #the mayor #bangel #mayor wilkins #richard wilkins #graduation day part 2 #graduation day #buffy script #buffy season 3 #buffy season three #angel about faith: hadn't made plans to weep over that one #angel about faith later: so that's my best friend faith and if anything ever happened to her i would kill everyone in this room and then #myself:D #i love it so much. lol #and God bless the nurse--and the doctor!--in this episode. seriously

[leeemon22]

dammit guys i fell into the rabbit hole

i’m playing stardew valley while watching house md

if no reply send help /j

#i promise it’s just because i love medical cases #i promise i don’t actually care about the show itself #stardew valley #house md #stardew valley to house md pipeline??? #i know correlation does not equal causation but it’s hard for me not to raise an eyebrow here #i recently graduated as a nurse and love to correct innacuracies 😃 who woulda expected that

[fabioquartararhoe]

i don’t think i can hate anyone as much as i hate mv00

#i’m nurse and we have to help everyone but i would walk past that man #idk about what i said when i graduated #meli talks shit

[saucywenchwritingblog]

I made it!!

#nursing school #I'M A GRADUATE NURSE!

[zutaralesbian]

WIP Wednesday

(A little snippet from the self-indulgent fic I’m working on where Ian is a nursing assistant/student who works at a facility where Terry is one of his patients. And he and Mickey get involved with each other that way.)

**

Ian is enjoying the small amount of sunshine that is peeking out from behind the clouds when he hears a familiar but also different voice.

“Gallagher?”

He looks up and is a bit startled at who he is.

Mickey Milkovich.

The last time Ian remembers seeing Mickey, he was seventeen and constantly stealing shit from the Kash and Grab while Ian worked there. It used to annoy Ian to no end and he’d always felt like he was one step away from going to the Milkovich household himself and confronting him about it. Mickey had been rude, brash, and always had dirt smudged on his face.

Now standing in front of him was an older version of Mickey. His dark hair is brushed neatly and he wears a white t-shirt that shows off the biceps that lay beneath it.

His eyes are even bluer than Ian remembered them.

“You a nurse now or something?” He hears Mickey ask.

Ian suddenly realizes he was just standing there silent like an idiot.

He shakes his head. “Nursing assistant. I’m going to school to become a nurse though.”

Mickey merely nods in response and leans against the wall of the building beside Ian, reaching into his pants pocket and pulling out a cigarette. He offers one to Ian and shrugs when Ian declines.

Ian had given up smoking months ago when his schooling reinforced just how mad it was for you and the multiple health problems it could cause. He tries not to focus too much on how full Mickey’s lips look as he dangles one in his mouth.

“Are you one of the suckers who has to take care of my dad?”

Ian is wondering why Mickey is seemingly going out of his way to make conversation with him. They were never exactly friends. But he wasn’t one to question a good thing too much.

He shrugs in response to the question. “It’s part of the job.”

Mickey lets out a short laugh. “Don’t gotta sugarcoat it. There’s a reason I’m paying for his ass to stay here instead of dealing with him myself.”

Mickey was paying for Terry to stay here? It leaves Ian a bit intrigued.

“What do you do for work?” He asks, hoping the question wouldn’t come off as weird.

“I run a business. Makes pretty decent money,” Mickey replies easily.

Before Ian can ask what kind of business he runs, Mickey stomps out his cigarette and turns to head into the facility. “Guess I shouldn’t be late for that meeting.”

Right. Ian completely forgot that Mickey was here to speak with Nurse Brie about putting Terry on Hospice. He wonders if Mickey will agree to it.

“Do you want me to show you the way?” He asks, knowing deep down he was trying to come up with any kind of excuse to talk with him more.

“Nah. I’m good, man.” He flashes Ian a grin that he can’t quite decipher but does make his heart race a bit. “See you around, Gallagher.”

Ian watches him disappear inside the building, his eyes lingering on his ass for a bit too long before he clears his throat and looks away.

Well. He is definitely fucked.

#for those who don’t know I’m a recently graduated nurse #so yes this fic is self-indulgent lol #gallavich #*

[melonpond]

I'm always shocked for some reason when medicine does it's job. Like you're telling me that I took cold & flu relief medicine and now I no longer have a cough, runny nose, and don't feel like I'm about to topple over at any given moment? Insane. How does it do that.

#melon rambles #gonna need to give a shoutout to my school nurse at graduation because I've only been on this campus for 1 semester and I've already been #to the health center 3 times #anyways she gave me some super fancy tylenol that's specifically for colds and flus and it works amazingly and I'm still shocked #I now actually have a fighting chance at finals week beyond just trying to survive it

[girlscience]

so so sleepy cause i was up till 2am being a freak

#i had this crush on a girl in a psych class SEVEN YEARS AGO #and recently realized i had forgotten her name #so i spent several hours last night trying to find attendance lists for that class or find graduation records for the college #i did eventually figure it out #i promise i'm not a creepy stalker 😭 #she was just so beautiful i was imagining our full lives together even though i only ever talked to her twice #cause i was soooo scared she would know i was into her and i would be a creep and she would hate me #also. this was coming off 9 years of homeschooling. i didn't know how the fuck to talk to people #didn't figure that out until my last year of college 😅 #anyway.... i would like to remember her full name and like look her up #she wanted to be a nurse and i wonder if she ever made it #but i don't remember her last name and i don't want to be a total creep #DANIELLE IF YOU ARE OUT THERE I COULD TREAT YOU SO RIGHT

[h0neybunches0fh0es]

My historically women’s college alma mater announced the new name they’re changing to. Rather than being Mississippi University for Woman (aka the first state sponsored college for women in the entire country) they will now be known as Mississippi Brightwell University which is a name the president pulled out of her ass and it’s infuriating. We literally had surveys to help decide the new name and alumni were happy to be involved if the name must be changed but like COME THE FUCK ON.

#apparently also the entire campus has changed since I graduated #there’s almost no nerdy gay people anymore and it’s all fucking preppy nursing students and male jocks #I’m so disgusted #Mississippi university for women

[fictionadventurer]

.

#if i weren't so afraid of sharing info online #and of sounding like i think i'm special or something #i'd share my birth story with you #a big reason i'm so staunchly pro life is that i got to survive when so many children who were so much more developed than me #got torn limb from limb with the full consent of the law #i was a medical emergency #i endangered my mother's life #yet no one wanted to kill me #no one said it was necessary to crush my skull to save my mother #i was delivered #far too early #far too small #you know what i'll just say it: 24.5 weeks #at a regular catholic hospital that doesn't do abortions #had i been a few days younger it would have been legal for any state in the union to abort me at that age #roe v wade required it #yet i had doctors and nurses fighting tooth and nail for months to make sure i survived and survived healthy #i was supposed to be blind and brain-damaged #i have low-prescription lenses and graduated as valedictorian of my high school class #i got the chance that so many other babies didn't #there's almost a form of survivor's guilt #there's anger on behalf of my fellow preemies #the ones who are lucky enough to stay in the womb yet have doctors and mothers fighting to kill them #you say they're not a person? #was *i* not a person? #was *i* worthless? #there were people who thought i wasn't and i'm grateful for it every day #but the thing is none of those other babies are worthless #none of them are monsters destroying their mothers' lives #they are helpless infants who want to live who deserve to live who have no less right to live than i did