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S1E4 - œufs

Hannibal brings you a Very Special Family Issues Episode

“The family you think is family is just a stepping stone to real family.” Family family family family fifufjfjsjdjanam

Every line in this episode is about Hannibal and Will and Abigail. everyone is speaking in like five layers of metaphor and I am so tired

Why do they ALWAYS say Garret Jacob Hobbs’s full name? Does he come out of a mirror and stab you with an antler if you don’t?

Hannibal really peeped into Will’s underwear drawer and pricked his finger on one of his fishing lures like an emo bitch. I bet he wrote a song about him and called it Cannibal Crush

“What am I about to put in my mouth?” Jack do NOT play into the dramatic irony you don’t have to do this oh dear oh no, no, too late, he’s eating it

Second time we’ve interrupted a lecture on biting, last time it was Alana, this time it’s Will. What could it MEAN

2nd appearance of the totally ineffective SWAT team! Woooo!

Hannibal went from “I feel paternal” to “I’m gonna break Abigail out of the hospital and give her mushroom tea” in approximately 0.01 seconds. Flawless paternal behavior. He’s ready to be a dad for sure.

No but seriously the Hannigail content in this episode gives me life. He’s so transparently trying to make her his evil apprentice and I’m 100% here for it. Devil Dad! Corrupt the innocent!

Alana calling Hannibal on his Bullshit: fantastic. Yes he IS shockingly rude. Alana... just... keep doing what you’re doing.

Broken Tea Cup: literal metaphor edition

Wow TWO ineffective SWAT teams in one episode! They’re really spoiling us this time. Did the battering ram make a difference? Spoilers: it didn’t

Beverly hiding in the bushes: 1, armored cops: 0

Gina Torres!!!!! Thank god. The only normal person on this show

Hannibal in a vest. Thank you for this meal 🙏

Body count:

Molly Shannon: several rich white suburban families (9 people)

Hannibal: 1 “rabbit”

Stoned vampire one-liner:

“You stood in the breathing silence of Garret Jacob Hobb’s home. The very spaces he moved through. Tell me Will... Did they speak to you?” “With noise and clarity.”

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