#he probably reads how to train your dragon fanfiction so he cant judge me

[accio-sriracha]

My brother: *listening to me ramble about the Marauders* So... this is the group that made that map Harry had right?

Me: *nodding* Yep, Harry's dad and his friends.

My brother: And you know they were all gay because...?

Me: *flashbacks to the insane amount of Marauders fanfiction I've consumed* I guess it just comes naturally... gaydar... all that jazz...

My brother: And the name wolfstar?

Me: *sweating* It's uh... hidden... in the book.... you have to look really hard for it.... you'll probably never find it.... please don't look it up.

#harry potter #marauders #marauders era #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #remus x sirius #moony padfoot wormtail and prongs #my brother is suspicious of me #he probably reads how to train your dragon fanfiction so he cant judge me #we get along great