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The HermitCrimes End of Season Crime Review

It's the end of another season of Hermitcraft, and an end to the noble duty of recording how much crime the hermits have committed in the past 2 years

Give or take a few hundred murders, it's not an exact science

So before I get hit over the head with a steel chair by a hermit posting any more videos and/or announcing that season 10 starts tomorrow (It's not. Probably.)

How are the crime stats looking?

Let's start off with...

Our Honourable (And Dishonourable) Mentions

And now for...

The Least Crimes Awards

(Note: All names marked with a * from this point onwards have taken hiatuses from the server, thus affecting their results)

But the question we've all been waiting for:

Who is the most wanted criminal on the Hermitcraft server?

Well it's not these guys.

Because they are...

The Runners Up!

So who could it be?

Well dear viewers it is time to reveal to you...

The Most Wanted Criminal of Hermitcraft Season 9!

Indeed, Geminitay has swiped the crown from previous winner Mumbo Jumbo's head... Probably while she was cutting it off to decorate her basement with

She is living the cottagecore dream

The Charts:

Total Hermit Crimes:

842

#hermitcraft #hermitcrimes #hermitcrimes9 #tangotek #vintagebeef #welsknight #tinfoilchef #cubfan135 #docm77 #zedaphplays #hypnotizd #ethoslab #grian #geminitay #hermitcrimes crime tally

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Doc's crimes of episode 54

Breaking the laws of minecraft ×2

Vandalism (seems like a way too mild way to put it???)

He just

There's eggs everywhere what the fuck

That's too many eggs

STOP IT

BAD

NO

#hermitcraft #hermitcrimes #hermitcrimes9 #docm77 #if youre wondering where this post has been: i had to close the video several times and walk into the woods to reflect on my life choices #for legal reasons this is a joke

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Doc's crimes of episode 74

Murder

Murder

Murder

Murder

Murder

#hermitcraft #hermitcrimes #hermitcrimes9 #docm77 #geminislayed 😔

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Scar's war crimes of episode 53

Using a red cross in a video game

#hermitcraft #hermitcrimes #hermitcrimes9 #goodtimeswithscar

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Joe's crimes of episode 94

Shoplifting

Shoplifting again

#hermitcraft #hermitcrimes #hermitcrimes9 #joe hills #*incoherent grumbling* /lh

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Scar's crimes of episode 45

Ecological destruction

Vandalism? Defacing property? Whatever paving over the top of the perimeter can be classed as

#hermitcraft #hermitcrimes #hermitcrimes9 #goodtimeswithscar #there is something deeply wrong with them

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Grian's crimes of episode 41

Property damage

Unleashing a chicken armeggedon on the Perimeter

Lagging the server

#hermitcraft #hermitcrimes #hermitcrimes9 #grian #beginning to wonder if any of these ''hero'' characters people keep coming up with are actually heroes or just menaces #except for worm-man who has done nothing wrong in his life

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Grian's crimes of episode 46

Ecological destruction

Vandalism/defacing property/paving over the perimeter

#hermitcraft #hermitcrimes #hermitcrimes9 #grian

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Gem's crimes of episode 35

Murder

Murder

#hermitcraft #hermitcrimes #hermitcrimes9 #geminitay

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Ren's crimes of episode 57

Wandering trader murder

#hermitcraft #hermitcrimes #hermitcrimes9 #rendog #a hermitcrimes post? in this day and age? truly a xmas miracle

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Scar's crimes of episode 52

Horse murder

#hermitcraft #hermitcrimes #hermitcrimes9 #goodtimeswithscar

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Joe's crimes of episode 72

Mass fish manslaughter

Guppy geyser... 2!

#hermitcraft #hermitcrimes #hermitcrimes9 #joe hills #anyone who says 'nature is healing' to this is being thrown to the ravagers hope you understand <3

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Doc's crimes of episode 60

Breaking the laws of minecraft

#hermitcraft #hermitcrimes #hermitcrimes9 #docm77

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Scar's crimes of episode 51

Deadly storage system

#hermitcraft #hermitcrimes #hermitcrimes9 #goodtimeswithscar

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Doc's crimes of episode 67

Villager abduction

Breaking the server

#hermitcraft #hermitcrimes #hermitcrimes9 #docm77 #''wasnt this episode 2 weeks ago?'' I have 6 essays to write what do you want from me

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Xisuma's crimes of episode 90

Murder

#hermitcraft #hermitcrimes #hermitcrimes9 #xisuma #is it episode 90? i cant tell at this point