#honestly i dont think this guy is ever gonna have kids😭😭😭

[vngful]

#honestly i dont think this guy is ever gonna have kids😭😭😭 #dante sparda #dante dmc #devil may cry #dmc #devil may cry 5 #dmc 5 #dmc memes #incorrect dmc quotes #dmc 3 #dmc 1 #dmc 2 #dmc 4

[br1ghtestlight]

love how bob seems to be completely out of it for this entire episode. like gene and tina are barely following along with linda and louise's insane reverse psychology game but bob is GONE like he's not present at the dinner table he isnt even part of the family. he just grumbles when linda tells him to but he isn't saying shit 😭😭

TINA AND GENE ARE SO SILLY IN THIS EPISODE LMAOO head empty zero thoughts. they are nothing more than pawns in louise's game

bob is correct for wanting to bribe them with candy that would literally work. like they are simple people

WHAT IF THEY TURN INTO LITTLE DELINQUENTS WHO DONT LISTEN TO AUTHORITY??? linda do you know who your kids are they are already WELL past that point especially louise. kinda funny that linda in this episode has the exact opposite viewpoint to how she was w/ louise in amelia. not a criticism of the episode its just ironic

BLACKMAIL

ARE YOU GONNA KILL US LMFAO

gene is SO BABY in this scene im gonna need to take screenshots later bcuz he is the smallest boy. in the world or maybe ever

back when we were children?? says the nine year old child

love how this episode is told through a bedtime story its very creative formatting and kinda unique feeling compared to the three story type of episode :)

MR FISCHOEDER APPEARANCE thank god we always need more fischoeder in our lives. i was worried we would have to wait weeks or even months to see him again

love big g. is that perhaps Grandma or Gloria

ZEKE AND JIMMY JR this is the big win for people who like seeing secondary characters. this episode already has more of them than like the Entirety of season 13 zeke and gene are so cute. their friendship is everything

THEY SEEM NICE TO ME AND LOVING I WANNA SAY AND WISE LIKE THEYVE GOT ALL THIS WISDOM TO PASS ON ABOUT LIFE AND THE WORLD 😭😭😭 lmao zeke saying that bob and linda are loving and kind is kinda sweet even though i know its technically bob and linda saying that about themselves. i do think zeke has a positive view of bob and linda Tbh

YOU GUYS SEEM LIKE YOU WORK SO HARD ALL THE TIME AND YOURE DELIGHTFUL........

new jimmy jr lore: he has a small bladder?

BOB AND LINDA GIVING EACH OTHER PIGGYBACK RIDES <3 so cute

rudy AND jessica spotted

AAWWWW ITS OUR JOB TO PROTECT YOU they love their kids so much :(

MARSHMALLOW APPEARANCE WTF??? new voice actor too :D i thought if she was gonna be in any episode it would be the bachlorette episode but its kinda funny she's just randomly in a western. its where she belongs

wait did i die?? no you were just being dramatic :/

I DONT KNOW WHY I THOUGHY MR FISCHOEDER WAS GONNA SERIOUSLY SUGGEST TO USE REAL BULLETS mf just shoots a bunch of kids. i mean he would do that honestly

AWW BOB SPECIAL INTEREST MOMENT he likes cooking ^_^

everything i do i do it for you 😭😭💕

LINDA ACTUALLY CRYING THIS IS GONNA BREAK MY HEART wtf i wasn't expecting this episode to actually get sad. what the hell </3 louise making her mom cry.....

"even though its really cool for moms to get angry and frustrated and cry in front of their kids"

this is weirdly reminding me of mother daughter lazor razor?? linda saying that she wished louise liked her and then louise saying wait you think i dont like you. their relationship is so weird and complicated but louise DOES love and respect linda and thinks she's really cool and fun!!! i wont hear otherwise idc

ONE OF OUR CHORES WAS TO LIGHT GRANDPAS CIGARS LIKE IN OUR MOUTHS??? LMAO WHAT THE FUCK LINDA why is this getting like weirdly serious is every episode gonna be like this now. are they just a little bit traumatic to watch every single time (also john roberts did A GREAT job voicing in this episode especially this ending scene)

MOSTLY BECAUSE OF TINA RIGHT AND GENE why did i literally start laughing loudly when she said that. god i love louise so much

aww they're babies <3 their relationship is the sweetest. you'll the toughest little cutie in prison

LIKE I SAID CANDY WAS LITERALLY THE SOLUTION those kids will do anything for some candy we all know this. we've seen the show before

gene its not even a question you WILL play coachella someday baby boy. you could probably do anything you wanted

GLORIA APPEARANCE i mean i dont like her but its been a few seasons since she was around. hello gloria is al dead

wait why does gloria have big ass badonkadonks..what who said that

aww the babies all asleep <3 little sweethearts

THIS EPISODE WAS SO FUN AND CUTE??? like genuinely a great episode that was heartfelt AND funny and had a really interesting story element to it as well. louise and linda episodes are always great and i love linda talking about how hard it is to raise good people and how much pressure is on them (and it makes sense that she would be more stressed about making them do chores vs bob because it was her mom who was pressuring her. big bob doesnt give a FUCK) a very fun start to hopefully a great season!!!!

#NOW TO GO TO MY TOTALLY LEGAL PIRATING SITES AND GRAB SCREENSHOTS FROM THIS EPISODE....... #txt #bob's burgers #episode review

[spaceyflowerswriting]

Hiii! I just wanna say I loved the “wrong idea” one shot for Jake sm 😭❤️ could I please request Jake X reader confessing to each other for the first time?

right idea (jake kim x reader)

details: fluffy oneshot, gender neutral reader but written in 2nd pov, general canon au but big deal lives in a big house together or something and nothing bad ever happened, you and jake are friends-turned-lovers

summary: you and jake confess to each other <3

a/n: HII im so glad u enjoyed "wrong idea" its one of my most favorite things i put up on this blog 😭😭💖 and ofc, thank u for requesting !! 💘 i wrote this as kind of like a pt 2 to wrong idea for a little more silly big deal antics, hope u dont mind >:]

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"Damn. Jerry was right about you two just napping together." The boy named nodded wisely as Brad continued, "But putting that aside, it's so obvious you guys like each other. What's the holdup?"

Jake could only thin his lips at that. "Honestly, I'm wondering the same thing."

Sinu lightly whacked his shoulder. "Well then get to it!"

Jake slapped him back, and not as lightly. "You JUST started dating Yeonhui a literal week ago while you've been pining for her for 10 whole ass years, don't try to scold me!"

"Okay, but--" Sinu struggled trying to come up with a counterargument while the rest of the men around laughed. "--No, listen! Take it from me as a lesson learned! If you don't act now, either you lose your chance or you'll die with your feelings!"

"Then I guess I'm taking my feelings to the grave."

Lineman exclaimed, "Are you kidding?! Where's the brave, courageous Jake we know?!"

"Okay, first off, you guys exaggerate my positive traits way too much. Secondly, even the strongest of people are weak in the face of love." As his friends groaned and started yelling about this and that, Jake just put his hands out in front of him and waved them. "Alright! I get it! But you guys should see where I'm coming from. I know it sounds cheesy but..." He sighed in embarassment, rubbing at his nape. "I just don't want to ruin what I have with them."

"Dude, they obviously like you, too," Jason deadpanned, "You're not gonna ruin anything. You'll actually make everything better if you confess. I promise."

"We promise," Brad corrected as Jason rolled his eyes and Lineman and Sinu were nodding along to the statement.

Jake just scrunched his nose. It was reassuring to see how encouraging his friends were, but it didn't ease the uncertainty in him. He felt confident if he confessed and you rejected, he could easily pretend nothing happened between you two but he was worried about what you would do. Ultimately he'd understand if you didn't want to stay friends with him after that but then he'd just wish he kept his mouth shut so you two could continue your friendship.

He snapped out of his worried thoughts when he felt Jerry's hand on his shoulder.

"The choice is yours to make, Jake. We're here to support you no matter what."

"Thanks, Jerry," Jake replied with a little laugh. "I'll see what I decide to do."

Sinu clicked his tongue. "Now or never, little brother."

Jake sighed.

~

For the first time in his life, Jake Kim gave in to peer pressure. Well, not really, he did want to do this, too, but it was also definitely peer pressure. After some "mean encouragement" from Samuel and his friends "threatening" to be his wingmen ("No, you guys can't be there when I confess"), he finally gathered the courage to tell you his true feelings.

As important as this was for him, he didn't want to be dramatic about it. It'd be quick and casual, and maybe that'd make it easier to gloss over if you didn't feel the same.

"Wait, but that might make them think I'm joking." Jake shook his head. "No, I already set up the tone. They know when I'm joking and when I'm not, and I told them I had something important to tell them." Least he could do was hope you wouldn't burst into laughter.

He ended up laying in his bed and staring at his ceiling for a few minutes, doing his best to calm his heartbeat until you finally entered his room.

"Did you get in trouble?" was the first thing you asked as you peeked your head in.

"Kind of." A nervous smile was beginning to form on his lips as you shut the door behind yourself and joined him in bed, flopping down next to him.

You had a goofy smile on your own face, reflecting the lighthearted mood. "Okay, so what happened? It's so serious you have to tell me in person?"

"I'm afraid you wouldn't believe me otherwise," he hummed, before awkwardly going silent. He cleared his throat as you stared and quietly continued, "Listen, uh. I'm not good at this kind of thing, so I'm just gonna come out and say it."

At this point you were starting to get an idea of where this was going. Still, you wouldn't believe it 'till you heard it--

"I love you."

Oh. He really didn't hesitate, huh?

You felt like you were sweating rivers, leaving your throat completely parched. Of course the feeling was mutual, but you just needed a few seconds to take this in and make sure it was real.

The silence you gave Jake made him start blushing.

"Do you... do you feel the same, too?"

You slowly nodded.

"Thank god." Jake slapped his hands over his face, beginning to laugh as relief settled in. "I had a feeling you felt the same, but I didn't want to get overconfident."

Some blush entered your cheeks as you wondered if you ever made your crush look obvious. "Well... good thing I like you back, then."

"...Yeah."

There was an awkward pause as you two took a moment to process what the hell just happened. You, confused and still in disbelief; Jake, glad and mildly surprised you didn't reject him. The feeling in common, though? The strangeness felt with the tension still in the air. The unspoken was already said and yet the both of you were tense.

"So." Jake turned to lay on his side and face you, propping his head up with an elbow. "Are we dating now?"

You glanced at him. "I mean if two people say they like each other and want to date one another, then yeah?"

"That makes sense."

There was another pause that painfully dragged on until you both made proper eye contact. As soon as that happened, laughter broke out.

"I-I'm sorry," Jake tried to say between laughter, "This is just... this went a lot better than I thought. Like, way more smoothly than anticipated."

"And a lot more awkward," you added, also between laughter, as you slowly eased up. "I mean, I don't know what I expected but laying in bed with you as you casually blurt out, 'I love you'?"

"Okay, that's on me. I wanted this to be more romantic, too, but I was nervous, alright? At least I actually initiated the confession."

You playfully rolled your eyes. "Well, to be fair, I was also thinking about confessing. Maybe I'd never get around to doing it, but it's the thought that counts!"

And now it was his turn to roll his eyes. "Yeah, right."

Addressing the awkwardness was all it took to make you both feel more comfortable, it seemed, because the next quietness that fell was much more peaceful.

It lasted until Jake said, "I'll take you on a really romantic date tomorrow to make up for this bad confession."

"Yeah?" You smiled at him, a mischievous twinkle in your eye.

He reflected it back. "Count on it. For now though... we should do something with how anticlimactic my confession turned out." As you raised a brow, red entered his cheeks and his gaze fell to the side. "Nevermind. The more I think about this, the more I feel like cringing--"

You were already laughing. "No, no, say it."

Jake Kim was not about to give in to peer pressure again. But you were his partner now so nevermind. "I was just gonna say..." He looked back at you. "We should do the cliche thing and kiss like characters in a romance movie do after confessing to each other." Immediately you burst into more lighthearted laughter and he groaned while falling back down to lay on his bed. "I told you it was cringy..."

You teased, "C'mon, this is real life, Jake. Things like that don't happen."

He just replied in a singsong voice, "Well, with you my life's a movie."

"Oh, shut up!" You couldn't help but laugh even more at his cheesiness and he took the chance to pull you in. "Hey--!"

"At least allow me to do this." He didn't wait for your reponse as he gave your cheek a kiss, pulling away with a grin. Seeing your flustered expression was enough for him.

As for you: you felt pretty satisfied, too. This wasn't the first time he had kissed your cheek, but it was with him as your boyfriend.

You could definitely get used to this.

#lookism x reader #jake kim x reader #jake kim #SORRY THIS TURNED OUT SO LONG I WAS HAVING FUN WRITING THE BICKERING #if u couldnt tell . i love friends-to-lovers trope so fucking much #requests

[arillusionist]

shadow and bone s1 ep 3 live reactionnn

THE ICE?? AM I FINALLY GETTING NINA AND MATTHIAS 🙏🙏

aw no im not

is this that genya girl

oh here we go with the fantasy racism again.......

THE PART ABT SAVING THE QUEEN LMAO?? 😭😭😭

the kanej eye contact 🔥🔥... and then jesper's slight smile HE KNOWSSSS (i watched this scene like 5 times)

heartrender PLEASEEE be nina i cant do this anymore i need my girl 🙏🙏🙏😭😭

NINA??

ITS NINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AUGH FINALLY IM NOT BEING DELUSIONAL

SHE LOOKS PERFECT!!! AND SHE ACTS JUST LIKE BOOK NINA TOO 💗💗

pleaseee let her meet the other crows 🥺🥺

THE FIGHT SCENE 🔥🔥

aww she got captured... shes probably gonna meet matthias then?? i think

STOP THE CROWS WERE LITERALLY ONE SECOND LATE THEY COULDVE MET 💔💔💔

milo is coming.... i've heard too much abt him

jesperrr 😭😭

"then what are you" hdhfjfk her reaction is like. every asian american child ever

she just?? did it?? i thought she was gonna struggle a bit at least..???

ok what the Fuck. why the hell did they make zoya racist shes literally half suli herself?? i need white ppl to stop writing poc characters thanks 🙏🙏

they better treat inej better atleast

kaz looks so wrong with milo in his arms lmfaoo

"hes adorable" we all know who ur really talking abt inej.. KIDDING KIDDING

SHUT THE FUCK UP KAZ SHE JUST POURED HER HEART OUT TO YOU ☹️☹️

oh yay nina!!!

omg thats matthias isnt it...

TELL HIM NINA!!! 🔥🔥 ough i feel so bad for her tho seeing it actually feels worse than reading it in the books

im suprised kaz didnt like. punch jesper or smth

the switch between the crows and alina is so funny 😭😭 the crows heading into certain death and then theres alina js living her best life 💖💖

"dont know why she wastes her time pining over him when she could be with me" HELP?? VALID THO 🔥🔥🔥

im js gonna pretend zoya is not racist and shes just jealous 😇😇

i wonder what shes like in the books... honestly im regretting not reading the s&b books first 😭😭 cuz like reading the soc books first helped me love the show characters so much more

i dont like this guy (the library one)

oh ok now i makes more sense how she could just do the power without even trying

for once i dont have anything to say abt the crows section... crazy right!!

these people need to leave alina aloneee omg 💔💔

THE CONDUCTOR TELLING JESPER TO HUG THE GOAT SO HE SHUT UPS LMFAOO 😭😭

hell yeah jesper

are they gonna end every episode on that shot 💀💀

i soo badly want to watch the next one but again!! no rushing this

#shadow and bone #grishaverse

[guideaus]

trigun stampede ep 2 thoughts

with how much it was emphasized stampede isnt trigun maximum the anime, or a reboot of the original, i wonder how much will be similar since the Nebraska family is there

i think its a little boring that vash had nothing to do w plants, when it couldve just been as simple as trespassing or smth. vash also being mistaken for knives feels silly when i dont think theyve ever looked the same except for when they were little, unless knives comitted the crime and went "my name is VASH THE STAMPEDE, DONT FORGET IT!" lol

vash and the kid is soo cute, love vash

the lady deciding to go against vash after ep 1 is disappointing 😭 i'd understand it happening in ep 1 (people who know nothing abt him and dont care using him to get money) but the woman fiercely defending him from reporters only to change her mind the next ep feels weird lol? even if it does go back to the original "wow he saved the town (again, 3 times, in this case)" it feels less like indifferent people changing their initial uncaring attitude w vash being his usual forgiving self, and instead like they can swing any way at any time. like if meryl came in and offered $$6,000,000, then she wouldve been like, oh sure, okay. and honestly more offensive? like vash's encounter w the ppl who offered him a ride when he was stranded, only to rob him and leave him for dead. idk i feel like its different when he has already saved their town twice as opposed to the manga where they have no reason not to chase him for money (when yeah, obviously they have a reason, but still)

the animation is fun, if anyone says theyre stiff lifeless dolls, theyre wrong

i dont really get meryl and the guy's motivation for following him. meryl feels like she has to be shes meryl from trigun, but the guy has made no objections so far??

i think its funny they nerfed the son from being a comically large villain

the birdy is cute <3

i think them changing meryl is interesting. idk if i like it or not, but shes definitely the opposite from her other counterparts, but also i have no clue why shes caring so much

the series seems a bit heavy handed so far, but i guess with some things its ok to be direct about (tho idk if thats indicative of how much time theyre allowed lmao)

i liked the scene where he looked like he was dancing

idk i kinda wish rosa didnt help that guy lmao. they probably had her do it to equal out the whole betraying vash after he's saved her like like 4 times thing, so i guess, but them partying after felt weird lmao. i feel like her cutting them off w a warning to never show their face again probably wouldve made the most sense, with this it feels like she just adopted vash's ideals

that also makes the whole ep feel kinda pointless. like i know it showed vash's conflicting ideals that'd realistically perplex anyone, but then both parties besides him also being ok (esp w/o an answer to either of their inital problems) feels weird. like are they just gonna drink and then go "oh yeah, our plant is dying" and "we have no bail money" right after... back to their original problem, and theyll target someone else or do nothing lol?

the milly replacement man is really annoying to me. he feels boring, doing nothing, and being the cliche secretly super perceptive guy despite being appearing as a drunkard or whatever. like he has me so close to ranting again abt milly being replaced.

idk what to say abt gosef presumably dying lol

#personal #trigun lb

[madame-fear]

THANL YOU SO MUCH OMG IM HONOURED! OMG I WANNA GO TO GERMANY SO BAD😭 ❤️🇩🇪

AND PLEASE OMG ANY WORDS YOU WANNA KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE ASK ME! one of the best things about being british is our elite humour and our way with words. we have the best insults its great! it’s actually funny cus my accent is hardly noticeable im from a particularly small/just under average size city yet its ranked quite lowly in attractive accent lists (my accent is unatractive apparently) my city is also largely hated as its a shithole pretty much. apparently some kids were told if they dont behave their parents will send them to (insert my city name here) BUT ITS REALLY NOT THAT BAD THO 😭

BUT SERIOUSLY I LOVE THE BRITISH ENGLISH LANGUAGE SO MUCH I WILL GLADLY HELP YOU WITH WORD PRONUNCIATION

my step-mum is fluent german and almost fluent french and she says that german is her favourite language and she fully supports me in wanting to learn it. (it would 100% also help me in the future as i want to go down the historian path but specifically look at ww2) (also im hopefully gonna learn latin at school which will also help in becoming a historian) my favourite german word is the one you gained in world war 2 because of the destruction caused to my city in the blitz. 🥲

AND YES OMG GERMANY AND ENGLAND ARE TECHNICALLY LIKE ‘brothers’! because english and germany are actually germanic languages from the indo-european language family.

~🦈🇬🇧❤️🇩🇪

AAaAAAHHHHHH💕💕💕💕I SHOULD BE THE ONE THANKING U !!! If you need any help with German pronunciation as well, feel free to ask me anytime!!!! ❤❤❤

I need to re-read/listen English pronunciation books (mainly because i have to speak good English to get into the Universities i want to go), so if i have any problem pronouncing a particular word, i'll ask you!!! 🥰 I currently have trouble with several words rn, but i want to first re-read some things and practice pronunciation. If i still have problems with said words, i'll definitely tell you about it! 🤭🤭😚💝

Please know that if you ever need me to return the favour by helping you out with German pronunciation, i'm always here and absolutely glad to help you out!!! At your service 🧎‍♀️ (it's supposed to be on one knee but oh well) ❤

You know, my dad & i always enjoy watching WW2 documentaries because we're both German as hell! And we've seen several good docus on Amazon Prime & Netflix. I seriously don't remember the names of the documentaries and im not sure if they'll be available in UK, but maybe you can search some on those platforms, mostly on Amazon Prime, because I know they have good quality documentaries about WW2. Also, there's a YouTube british channel that talks about history, and has some documentaries about a certain moustache man, and WW2. I wanna say it's called 《History Hit》 but to be honest i think it's other channel similar to that...if i find it, i'll tell you the name!!!

And also, UK & Germany are like the best brothers ever and have a good history together!! Recently when the Queen died i saw on TikTok several videos of Germans in UK crying for the Queen and honestly it was quite an emotional moment 🥲 God I love UK so much and you guys are the best <333 I swear I follow a shit ton of British memes accounts on TikTok bc you all make me laugh so much and your humour??? Top notch 👌👌👌

Thx so so much for allowing me to ask you questions abt English💕💕🤧🤧🤧🤧

🇬🇧🤜🤛🇩🇪

[andvys]

i agree with you guys!! steve wanting a big family is the cutest thing ever, him turning to the gang saying he has experience was heart-melting 💞😭 he'd be a great father and honestly that whole talk was a huge green flag!! what really bugged me was that he said all that to nancy of all people 😭 and then proceeded saying he wants her to have his kids like 😭😭 that was just SUCH bad writing it made me physically wince and cringe. just leave the two of them alone pls (not to mention he said that in such a random moment in the upside down... what was that honey)

i don't like how the writers/directors are treating some characters randomly and making them, well, so ooc....

another thing. im actually scared they're going to kill off either steve or jonathan and nance will be with the one left 😭 and if jonathan dies nancy and steve are going to have kids in the epilogue and it's going to be all ✨it's always been you✨ moment. and if steve dies everyone is going to be like :( you wanted to have 6 kids :( well you never had biological ones but you really were like a parent to us :( and im scared that could happen cause i dont think they're gonna leave steve alone and single like that (even tho it'd be better for his character!!)

sorry for the spam babe. ily forgive me 😭 - honey horny mad sad anon

YESSS IKR??? IT WAS SO ADORABLE 😭💖 he would be the best! just imagine the way he would treat all his kids and how protective and loving he would be🥺 yeah that was soooo annoying 😵‍💫 he literally could’ve said this to anyone else but not nancy 😭 i wish he would’ve said that to Eddie instead and Eddie would’ve told Steve about his perfect future 😭 ikr? i don’t get why they are giving us all these unwanted stancy bullshit, they are past lovers, it’s all over.. it’s either her and jonathan or her and no one 😭 (..well ronance would be nice too but yeah)

THEY DEFINITELY TREAT SOME CHARACTERS SO BADLY 😵‍💫😵‍💫 especially eddie and will.. what the hell was that?

oh noo😭 NOT THE “ITS ALWAYS BEEN YOU MOMENT” PLS NOT THIS 😵‍💫😵‍💫 but i honestly wouldn’t be surprised if that actually happened 😵‍💫 i agree to everything you said! and yeah.. they probably won’t leave him single but it would definitely be better this way, him being single is so much better than him being in a relationship 😭

NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR THIS I LOVE ALL YOUR ASKS 😭💖 AND ILY 💖💖

#andy’s asks #honey anon <3

[harryfeatgaga]

Okay so.....I will try to keep it short and simple but no promises 💀 so I work with this couple. And they are ok for the most part (although they do be getting on my nerves quite frequently at work but whatever). But they are always a little too open about their personal lives. Like last year I went to the wife’s b-day party and she got so drunk she started getting all emotional and crying and she spilled all of this info about how they both used to be meth addicts and that the husband was abusive and shit back then 😭😭 they are also very open about how they are bi and polyamorous. Now I am bisexual myself (although I don’t really talk about that shit at work cause I just don’t consider myself that close to my coworkers 😭) and I don’t judge but myself???? Personally????? I just couldn’t be in a poly relationship/throuple. I’m way too jealous of a person honestly.

Anyway, Sunday after work my cousin (who also works at the same place) stopped me and we talked for a bit and she told me someone had a crush on me. Now tbh I kinda already knew this, but it was so much worse hearing it (his random jokes and comments are sometimes too flirty but I usually brushed it off). But she told me the husband has a crush on me............😭🤢🤮 LIKE..........I LIKE TALKING TO THE GUY SOMETIMES BUT I DO NOTTTTT LIKE HIM LIKE THAT AT ALL 😭😭😭 PLUS HE’S LIKE 15 YEARS OLDER THAN ME AND HAS KIDS SO LIKE?????? NO??????????? I REALLY JUST AINT INTO THE GUY LIKE THAT OK PLUS IF IM BEING HONEST HES NOT THAT GOOD LOOKING AND THERE HAVE BEEN A COUPLE OF TIMES WHERE HES GOTTEN TOO CLOSE TO TALK TO ME AND IVE NOTICED THAT HIS BREATH STINKS SO 😭😬💀

Now the wife has never said anything flirty to me or ever given any indication that she likes me like that. And from the way my cousin was talking to me, she ain’t interested in me like that (thank god). Like, we’re coworkers and that’s fucking weird plus again, for me I just can’t do a whole throuple thing or whatever and I have ZERO attraction to the guy 😭💀 and idk it’s just been awkward seeing him at work the last couple of days now but what’s REALLY been bothering me is that he’s basically trying to invite himself along AS MY DAMN DATE to this event that I want to go to with JUST my family and friends. I think he found out about it bc I was (stupidly) talking about it with another coworker who wants to go (not with me though). Idk.......I’m just thinking I should have fucking quit this damn job a long time ago tbh 💀 but I guess the advice I want is HOW TF DO I DEAL WITH THIS?????!?!?!!?!!!!! Like........I want to make it clear in a polite but VERY FIRM way that I am Not Interested™ in him that way 😭 but I’m seriously not a confrontational person.......I don’t want to go to HR cause I’m not trying to make this a whole thing nor do I want anybody to find out it was me who reported this.....I can’t fucking lie and say I already have a significant other bc MY STUPID ASS ALREADY TOLD ANOTHER COWORKER WHO ASKED ME IF I WAS DATING ANYONE THAT I WAS SINGLE........IN FRONT OF HIM!!!!!!! UGGGGHHHH IDK PAIGE I HATE MEN AND I WANNA K*S RN 😭😭😭😓😓😓

Anonymous asked: Me: “I’ll keep it short and simple”

Also me: *sends you a whole ass book*

😭😭😭 IM SO SORRY BUT IM STRESSING HERE A LITTLE BIT 😭😭

OH. MANSDJCNBFHJV I would just straight up ignore them tbh they are just random co workers you dont owe them anything and who cares if you said your single if he or the wife are weird and ask about it just say you have a bf/gf or whatever there not gonna know either way! and just avoid them at all costs as much you can! good luck bestie! I work with a lot of weirdos too I seem to attract them you just gotta void and be stand offish if you have to!

[tempestvista]

tangent (none of this contains new or cool info i just really like some medias)

evangelion is so cool that shit has me shitting my balls ong. ITS SO COOL AND INTERESTING AND I JSUT. i should rewatch it again yeah some of the scenes are weird and make me a little. concerned that aside the fuckin. god ITS OS? ?!?@?!??bg?g?#G#? Why do so many of the medias i like gotta have mfs that are so hard to draw bruh 😭😭😭😭😭

i feel afraid of posting art even w/ credit cause i know some artists dont like their art reposted (/npa i get it just dont wanna . unintentionally cross that ykwim) LOOK AT THIS SHIT BR. LOOK

THE DESIGN IS FUCKING INSANE WHAT?!?@?h??HWHATHh HWEHHAT !!!! i also really love houseki no kuni / land of the lustrous AND THESE MOTHERFUCKERS

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THEYRE SO COOL AND AWESOME AND COOL AND AWEOSMEI AND GI, I JSUT,,,, ... . OGM . AND THE FUCKING SCENE .G,MG , I wont spoiler anytihng but hily fucking shit and also the soundtrack for HnK is AMAZING!!!!! i dont know music in technical terms but i just. god good lord great heavens also please god where the FUCK are dorohedoro fans man. like i see so much baller ass art but i find NO ONE in public servers who has seen dorohedoro and it breaks my bigass heart fr dorohedoro is one of the few medias where i literally am chill with whoever wins the outcome (obv if its well written enough which im sure it will be bcO MG!!!!) honestly tempted to start the manga of it ive been. trying to wait but likei just,. oh my god. i wanna get dorohedoro merch so badly too im ngl i have like NOTHING of it but its one of my favorite medias fucking EVER!!!! LOOK AT THESE GOOFY ASS BITCHES BROO !! /pos

i love having interests . like i do suck at being able to explain why i love things so much and it takes me a few runs to catch up on symbolism because im . im gonna be so real for a second im kinda balls at analysis... that could be related to other things tho ! i will address that another day. LMFAO /lh nav i legit love bein silly ong im just a guy. guy who likes silly things yk??? i do worry tho that people legit think bc of my interests and the way i sometimes talk/act that its the assumption im a minor . 💀💀💀💀💀 i have deadass had ppl treat me like a kid (then again im used to being infantilized, can you guess why? /rh) and even when i clarified they still didnt back off like,.... homie... idunno ermm uhh. songs of the day or smth https://open.spotify.com/track/7L4cY0ETh2FiBWYUjbY3wY?si=2fc466c263404fca https://open.spotify.com/track/2AtC6i0b8TjpjhWBZYLprX?si=3a26e6dfdaa141d5

#big ass rant #tangent #not negative tho #im just bein silly #i love being a little goober guy on the internet #so true!! #ramble #silliness