#hornblower shitposting

[amalthea9]

Another capcut template I needed to use for Honrblower 🤣🤣🤣

@professorlehnsherr-almashy @ariel-seagull-wings @aragarna @ailendolin

#hornblower shitposting #styles #shipmate styles #william bush #lieutenant bush #capcut

[captain-dad]

Merry Crisis

"Sir, we all serve the king but you might serve me tonight as well." Merry Christmas to my fellow Blowers♥ It´s been over a year now with no crack so here I serve once again. After all I signed up for lifetime.

#hornblower #horatio hornblower #william bush #andre cotard #hornblower loyality #hornblower meme #paul mcgann #greg wise #hornblower shitposting

[beaglefanblog]

having surveyed the entirety* of Boat Media Fanfiction (in which I obviously include Star Trek) I'm pleased to announce that ACAB actually stands for All Captains Are Bottoms

#commanding a ship is bottom behaviour #it's true #age of sail #shitpost #don't look at me #typed this shit with my own ten fingers #fuck #star trek #aubreyad #hornblower #ofmd #pike is not an exception #nor is fucking aubrey #bigger they come/harder they fall dude

[gone-grl-gone]

*when Sawyer and Buckland is not Home

@captain-dad @amalthea9 @silverfoxstole

#horatio hornblower #horatio hornblower #archie kennedy #william bush #horatio hornblower shitposting #if you know this meme your old asf #im so old #dank meme #dankmemes #timmy trumpet #when mom’s not home #you three are so full of yourselves and of each other

[spacedoutsheepy]

she Horatio on my Horn till I blow 'er

#Horatio Hornblower #Books #Shitpost

[cadmusfly]

How can Ioan Gruffudd and Paul McGann be so pretty

Okay I already knew Paul McGann could be pretty, Eighth Doctor is one of my fav Doctors but, keep his curly hair and put him in a ponytail, a military uniform, make him snarky but devoutly and intently loyal to his captain

and gosh

And also editing because I don’t feel like making another post but the loyalty that Hornblower inspires in Kennedy and Bush is just so good and god it’s one of many reasons I love naval age of sail stuff

Just that loyalty

#cadmus rambles #my favourite doctor is six actually #eleven is the one that got me into watching though #also getting the distinct impression #that most of what a lieutenant does is repeat what the captain said but all yelling and shouting #this is a post about hornblower but i only tag my ironic shitposts not my genuine shitposts #i didnt expect my post about naval officers standing on masts to blow up #i mean #hopefully the masts are not blowing up with the naval officers on top of them #what are the naval officers doing on a mast in the middle of a battle

[lost-victorian-sailor]

Yes. I bite him. Every day.

#horatio hornblower #hornblower #shitpost

[hornblowershitposts]

no longer lurking!!

hello!! this blog has been quiet for some time because i ran out of Hornblower shitposts to make! i am now back and planning on posting non-Hornblower things! i’m keeping the old blog because it still holds fond memories for me and hopefully others too. if you followed me for Hornblower content and are not interested in getting a bunch of The Hotel Podcast stuff all over your dashboard, now is your chance to unfollow!

#my stuff #god this blog saw me through. like. legitimately years? #* fond sigh * so many hospitalisation breaks

[countessofedrington]

Me starting every next Hornblower book:

#hornblower #horatio hornblower #hhornblower #hornblower meme #hornblower shitposting

[lieutenant-cinnamon-roll]

I watched Hornblower yesterday with the auto generated subtitles, and not only were they hilarious, but they inspired some amazing memes! (thanks to @extenebrisadastra and @captain-renate for making me cry laughing with these memes)

#hornblower #horatio hornblower #archie kennedy #dadmiral #hornblower meme #hms disaster #hornblower shitposting #edward pellew

[amalthea9]

This Capcut template popped up for me and I just had to do this🤣🤣🤣

#hornblower #styles #hornblower shitposting

[captain-dad]

this wouldn´t have happened if Captain Pellew was to command this vessel

#evergreen #current events #hornblower #hornblower meme #hornblower shitposting #horatio hornblower #edward pellew #my take on being funny

[extenebrisadastra]

@amalthea9 asked to see some of the gender swap edits I did of Hornblower characters, so here they are :D

... yeah I really want to see this movie now please 😂

#hornblower #hornblower meme #hornblower shitposting #faceapp

[ariel-seagull-wings]

Maria Mason: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Mrs Mason (screaming from afar):  Would you like to stay forever?

Horatio (to Maria): I would love to dine.

@captain-dad

@amalthea9 @mademoiselle-princesse @lieutenant-hel-odinsdottir

#horatio hornblower #mulan (1998) #disney #fun with crossovers #hornblower shitposting #hornblower related #hornblower fandom #rule of funny #this is basically what happened #you can't change my mind

[pathfinderswiftpen]

DNI if you don't know a head from a hallaird or the bobstay from the spanker boom. This blog does not tolerate landlubbers.

#age of sail #hhornblower #horatio hornblower #my attempt at a shitpost

[cadmusfly]

Anyway my top three posts on this blog are now the Dubiously 18th/19th Century Royal Navy Sailor Generator (generate sailors to swashbuckle like Captain Aubrey or Hornblower, or to get eaten like in the Terror!), the Master and Commander bedsheet and the shitpost about naval officers standing on masts for no reason

Alas my amateur art about my original character dead ghost British naval sailors got knocked out off the top three but well I will probably keep spamming this blog with very amateur art

But yes! Welcome to my blog, people who have decided to follow me, of which a few have appeared in the last few days due to said shipposting, but also please don’t feel obligated to follow me unless you want to see more shipposting and Age of Sail nonsense mixed in with the numerous media properties that I feel fondness towards, plus my own rambling to myself about my life and my dead boat boy OC blorbos

#cadmus rambles #this is pretty much an aubreyad and Hornblower fan blog at the moment #except i won’t stop reblogging things that make me laugh #i used to have a brand among my friends as the eldritch angel lover and the conceptual wankery weirdo #i mean those are still part of my brand but now 18th century/19th century naval officer simp is a part of it #the british empire is a villainous protagonist horrifying in its magnitude #my ancestors might have fought against them which would be hilarious #can i claim the Chinese sniper who shot fitzjames as part of my family #oh yeah this is also a terror fan blog #also i do have a disclaimer but this is like #restating the disclaimer