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starshields · 2 years
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Okay, so this is *definitely* just a crack theory that is most likely wrong, but what if in the last chapter of Deltarune we go into that red door at the end of the map, only to find that it is the Underground, but empty. Devoid of life.
Except the weird science man who lives in said cavernous, partially-lava-filled basement. For some reason. Idk, scientists are weird.
And therefore the last chapter is just us-the red soul, who has been to the Underground before, returning again once more.
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This would make the Underground officially, finally go ‘empty’ by saving (or not) (hahaha insert Snowgrave joke here) the last Monster left behind? After all, if Gaster never left the Underground in the Pacifist Ending of Undertale, then that means the Underground was never ‘gone empty’, correct?
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Therefore, Deltarune is simply a massive cry for help from the Goop Man himself to finally set him free from the Underground, fulfilling the prophecy stated in the original game that was never actually fulfilled in the first place (and also explains the religious themes in Deltarune if we are the Angel mentioned by the Priest Guy)
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fantomette22 · 9 months
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heyyyy! Tell us about your version of the cainhurst king. maybe even how things go between him and annalise! I hope you don't mind me asking
Anon are you kidding? I am super happy you asked, thank you!
It's true I tried to avoid talking about him to not spoil my fic project but I slip every time so screw it, let's go (Plus it's not like Annalise is going to become Queen and him King in the fic I am currently writing so better talk about them now because it's uncertain if I will manage to ever write about it 🙄)
Also, omg are you asking this because of my shitpost drawing? Oops XD this is really the dumbest thing…
Ok so I inspired myself a lot from the version my good friend created X and X. I really like it so I create a similar yet quite different version. (I mean they just look the same and have a few characteristics in common but that's it really)
So yeah, I think this guy right here is the king during Annalise's reign.
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I named him Charles. It was supposed to be a place holder name at first, when I was doing some story planning but I stick with it XD Typical old French name many kings had that's why I called him like this. + for the older design I used the dear cut content (because yes, we probably should have fight him instead of Logarius at first.
So for this ask I drew some designs! : (As a Byrgenwerth student and as king, younger and older)
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In my story I also have Annalise's father, the precedent king consort appearing. I draw him as well for the occasion.
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(ok he might look a bit older and tired compared to the chap5 of my fic so let's say it's a flash forwards of a few years later, a few months before he died of cancer. I'm sorry that sound really bad 😭 poor Richard…)
Ok so Charles, he's from a smaller noble family (the one from where the executioners gloves came from) they doesn't live at Cainhurst since a few years but he passed a few years from his childhood here. As such he's a childhood friend of Maria, Annalise and all the lil squad of Cainhurst OCs. Maria & him are closer in age (he's 1 year older than her and 2 years younger than Annalise) so they passed a lot of time together and were both really turbulent and unhinged children XD like you can see here. All the things TO NOT do, you can be sure they tried it out 🤣
Then well he went to live a bit far with his family and only went to Cainhurst to important event/ meetings/holidays etc…
Years later he become a student at Byrgenwerth and check notes began a cursus in history or smt? Antic history of the pthumerians civilization and afterwards or something like this. Maria joined Byrgenwerth one year later too! Some other events happened and it allow him to reconnect with Cainhurst a lot.
Ok so when I say he's a lil bastard it's affectionally and for real too <3 he's really similar yet different from Laurence for exemple idk how to explain. You know the popular type of guy who don't listen well in class and party a lot but still pass all his classes… (besides tell him to shut it in class Laurence can say much he was the same XD ok maybe Charles is more of a clown class and had more friends but still).
But even if he can stand the mean noble girls (&boys) contrary to Maria, he still passed times with her when he could and even hang out with the Byrgenwerth squad as well.
Also my friend think he might got a scare on the forehead (see painting) and I agree with this that's why he got one. How he got it you ask? Oh well… cough cough the infamous prom night! Not telling too much for now. Can't wait to write about it
So, in parallel concerning Cainhurst: It wasn't doing great and was loosing lots of influence sand after some tragic events happened "the knight cough & beast story cough cough" he speaks with the king, Annalise, lots of people besides Maria and began slowly to have a new objective in mind. + when Maria takes distance from Cainhurst so he actually grow closer to them at her place (well they were kinda missing a few royal guards so like they took what they could)
He could do a few things in battle but clearly didn't have the lvl of a royal guard or a strong warrior so he needed to learn and that wasn't always easy.
Flash forwards a few years later after he graduated but still hanged out at Byrgenwerth. Guess what the bastard did? ^^
Yeah, he's the scholar who stole the forbidden blood.
So yeah, THIS GUY! Damn. Well, it's actually kind of complicated because Byrgenwerth should have make a report to Cainhurst/ give it to them but they didn't so… Still Maria wanted to kick his ass XD (seriously he used her to know where it was and he leaved with everyone from Cainhurst except her. I mean he couldn't tell her but she almost got in big troubles) 
"No Maria you can't go to his face and insult him in front of everyone…"
"Why not?" "… ok so he might actually become our next king consort and I hate it." "WHAT?!" (she still scolds him XD)
Yeah, when they asked him what he wanted for his service besides being a full-time resident at Cainhurst bro said, "Your hand my Queen" "bud that's not gonna work-" "Ok sure" O_O
Turn out, he planned the whole thing (stealing the blood) with Annalise 🤣
Yeah they did grow closer this past few years and everyone is on Annalise back to get a consort so…. (Also of course he's a simp. Who isn't at Cainhurst lol. He's not jealous btw because he know he will always be simp n°1 XD). So yeah somehow that's a big ship I have and I NEED CONTENT 😭 (Fantomette do it yourself! there is literally only 2-3 people to want that! You don't understand I just wanna read fics made by someone else on them! I can't write that!!)
But well, many nobles aren't that impressed so they ask him to do other stuff before. Like going into the chalice dungeons and recover some stuff. Funniest shit ever when he argues with Vledemyr all the time, or even Logarius and Gehrman just want to take all their heads and bonk them together XD yeah funny times.
 Also most of all the statues at Cainhurst are because of him and he managed to bring back the crown of Illusions in the end! He almost died too but shhh (Annalise still scold him for it. The crown was lost in there since quite sometimes so Cainhurst only had one and it lost its power. + maybe a ring 🤔).
In the meantime, well Annalise absorb the forbidden blood and kinda become "immortal" (I headcanon that it prolongs the life a lot, you don't age normally etc and you heal if you get hurt. Explain how she can cut her arms and have no marks after a few minutes. The bigger the injuries the longer it takes to regenerate. Like if she were to "die" her body wouldn't get cold but stayed warms and she would wake up after a few hours/days or more etc what we used in the game really make it go faster).
Then he finally marries Annalise and become King!  And the Vilebloods are formed wow and they try to make Cainhurst great again etc. 
But yeah, it's not over. There is one small problem that happen a few years after… (besides the beast scourge of Yharnam and the church + Byrgenwerth being less or more ok with their practices). Annalise have a lot of difficulty to have a child (not that it's super urgent but it's still a problem).
You can be sure they both tried their best but it doesn't work. Either it's hard for her to get pregnant and when she does she have miscarriage after miscarriage. Most of the time it happened in the first couple of months but one time it happened almost at term or around 6-7 months perhaps? That was so bad that if Annalise wasn't "undead/immortal" she would have died. That was really a bad time for everyone. Even poor Maria was left a bit traumatized by the experience… (yes she came to help of course and that was before the hamlet I think) And Charles really was at the lowest in his life (not the only one too) he blamed himself because he thought that those problems could have been link with the forbidden blood (yes but not really).
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So, in the end they managed to find something about an old ritual the pthumerians used, to get "powerful and special children" the child of blood. And with the discovery of the blood dregs, they become to participate even more intensely to the hunt…. and because of this and other events they ended up becoming the enemy of the church…
When the executioners went to kill the Vilebloods, Charles fight till his last breath to protect his Queen, Annalise, his future not born yet child of blood and his subjects. He killed lots of the executioners but they were too many and Logarius was there and stronger than before…
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Ok that's it for the over whole story. Now, he's kind of egoist with lot of pride and "I am better than everyone" type of guy but he still have moment where he showed real concerned for people he cared about + he grow wiser with age. Still, he wouldn't have problem to kill/ execute someone who's accuse of crimes against Cainhurst. He would do that without a second thought. Unlike someone else cough cough. 
And yeah when Maria was a teenager and wasn't feeling well at all she passed a summer with him and his family and he did helped her feel better, likewise with some bad stuff that happened at Cainhurst during her Byrgenwerth years. He was there to support Annalise during harsh times and when she became Queen too. And was the emotional pillar and protector to her after he became her husband and king. Even if they encourage each other to grow worst and go on a really dark path… 
He tried to not show a too much "soft side" to anyone (except a few persons person like his dear Queen). He did crack emotionally a couple of time and even if he really tried to hide it, Annalise generally end up knowing and recomfort him. They are each other biggest support after all.
But hey he did become good friends with Vledemyr! (Anna & Maria cousin, royal guard etc) when at first it was really complicated XD And his relationship with lil Voron (bloody crow when he was a baby/child) is really cute too <3
Ok last thing I headcanon that Logarius sword his originally the Charles wield.
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So I think it's good for now. Hope that answers the question 😅
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alolanrain · 5 years
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Arceus’s Mothman!AU Part. 1
The wonderful @hiddenbyfaeries helped me with this as it’s only part 1 and I’m getting to the point where my body’s shutting down for the night. So here’s me and Tori’s take on this AU I’ve created on a whim!
- Where everything’s somewhat the same but Ash is a little more unhinged and is like a college student that’s absolutely reach the max LIMIT of putting up with Arceus shit
- More like: “Arceus you damn slut! Stop dropping other Legendary Problems on me and let me have a noRMALE VACATION”
- Ash vlogging all his Legendary BD
- and at first, everyone thinks it's a damn hoax
- he’s just so more open with all the legendary shit and everyone is so amazed but he’s like: “they eat and shit like every other living being!?”
- but then, he's 16 and just posts a pic of "I lived bitch"
- and he's just, lying next to which ever Legendary who killed him then revived him
- He just starts putting a little camera in his hat
- And so he just posts what ever happens
- Pikachu ends up wearing one
- no editing just, "that looks good"
- HE WEARS A CUTE OCEAN BANDANA AROUND HIS NECK THAT MISTY GOT HIM
- the whole world: "IS THAT FUCKING ARCEUS?!"
- Ash: "Arceus, stop trying to steal my shit!"
- "no arceus, my pot pie"
- Baking with Victini
- he’s an actual capable adultTM in this
- Which means he can bake, clean, do his own laundry, etc.
- Adult thingsTM
- "today, we're gonna see if weed can affect a pokemon"
- .... S o m e what
- he just shitposts
- he just doesn’t sleep and everyone’s now sure his blood is 87% coffee
- Like, no one has E V E R seen Ash without his gigantic traveling size mug that holds more creamer and sugar that actually coffee
- He complains about everything and Drake wheezes as Lance tries to negate the PR damage until he gives up and slowly joins with Ash and Drake
- also! he totally calls the League out on their bs and such
- he totally mocks most champions
- And they pay more attention to him now since his is the fated Chosen OneTM and in their folds now
- He has a YouTube
- And it’s just him complaining about Champions dress style
- Along with certain gym leaders
- He humanizes the Champion role a lot, but everyone else still fears him because he can call Arceus a Mew-fearing slut and not get kicked into hell on the spot
- "giratina, who is just a babey y'all, would like to be let out of their punishment realm"
- "god, I wish I could be Yvetal. Century long naps? only to wake up to wreck some shit and put the fear of God back into people? then go back to napping? Living the D R E A M"
- also, then he goes to alola
- kukui wasn't prepares
- rip kukui
- guzma, on the other hand, is a fucking F A N
- the alola kids are kinda sheltered, compared to his other friends
- except for Gladion and Hau
- who both have traveled around (even if it's just around alola for Gladion)
- Hau and Gladion have seen his videos
- Ash is a M E M E
- And he’s also not afraid to give his honest opinion about people and things
- Guzma soon becomes one of his favorite people in Alola next to Kukui, Acerola, Plumeria, and Nanu
- Because their all dead inside to some extent but Acerola
- They just speak he’ll speak at each other and cause Nanu even more pain
- Nanu is suffering
- No but that also means that Ash can actually read all the social cues people would send his way
- And Kukui is fucked because when Ash saw the Mask Royal in TV he was just like:
- “Yep that’s my Guardian, who the fuck does he think he’s fooling? They have the same fucking abs!”
- "same beard!" "same beard!"
- He’s also S O fucking tired all the time
- Like he’s literally seconds away from blacking out if it weren’t for his heightened ability and the pure caffeine pills he crushed into his traveling mug
- Because he takes on more league work from Drake and Lance so the two won’t be so swamped
- And also dealing with legendaries bs 24/7 365 days a year
- God but just imagine this 19-20 y/o fucker stumbles a little behind the Professor and is introduced as Ash Ketchum; Orange Islands Champion and the greater of the most loved shitpost the internet/world has ever seen
- And Ash just starts raining answer on questions when he looks up from other paper work
- He just creams Lillie and Sophocles. And ends up getting the top spot in the class, which also equals the top spot in the school because Ash is SMART
- He’s basically an OP human god
- But the only thing holding him back from using his whole potential is his spite for Arceus and he’s just d o e s n ‘ t want to.
- Like he caught on pretty fast to all the evil guys plots
- He totally fucks their shit up early enough to where he has time to actually focus more on helping his team grow instead of worrying about another ‘end of the world’ scenario
- I also feel like he would be VERY unnatural strong in this AU, but he’s just to tired/lazy/doesn’t give enough of a single shit
- like, no one expects him be so powerful or smart
- then he just, pulls shit outta the air all lazy like
- All that’s stopping him is the will to just
- Not Do It(Tm)
- He has no fucks left to give
- I don’t think he even had any to begin with
- In this AU he was able to repay Misty with a brand new bike
- But he was a hyper little shit until Johto with the Entie and his kidnapped mom situation
- Lance ranted about him to his colleges when Ash was younger, and the man still does. But when everyone finally meets him they’re all like: “is This the kid you were talking about?” And Lance is all excited and happy and says “Yep!”
- And Ash is just dressed in comfort clothes with a bulging backpack and coffee that you could smell the creamer a couple miles away
- Ash is just like all the Champions except Leon and Wallace mashed together into one very, very tired young adult with a coffee addiction that’s 100,000x worse than Lances
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