#i can smell the pain

[creepyscritches]

The way I am a bottomless pit for the paneer butter masala the restaurant down the street makes... I put myself in a food coma last night from it (no survivors) and I'm already like "Man I could go for some butter masala and garlic naan"

Maybe this means I should learn to cook this dish next 🤔

#Creepy chatter #I tried it w chicken but honestly how can you enjoy chicken when you know you could have had freshly made paneer #My partner has been fucked up on that lamb vindaloo grind #And it smells soooo good but he likes things spicy and christ alive be nice to me but I am so weak #Specifically to indian heat. God. Like pharoahs curse this heat will burn the tongue for generations. #Southern hot food? Girlies I love to burn my fucking face and sippy ice cold water #The flavor of the pain is so good idk how to describe it. I only drink ice water w hot wings #Ice water makes Indian heat worse and I too lactose intolerant to slam all the lassi I need to survive #I think the difference is southern food usually has like vinegar based spice and Indian food is more oil based heat? #Idk I'm weak to lingering spicy

[heich0e]

sometimes i listen to 'the view between villages' and i wonder if oikawa feels resentment when he goes home to japan

#he steps foot in miyagi and all the sudden he's 17 again #he feels the phantom ache of the growing pains he used to get when he hit his growth spurt in first year #remembers the way his uniform blazer smelled when his mom had just washed it #can hear the sound of the bell at seijoh that rang between classes #and he gets a terrible sick feeling in his stomach #because more than anything he remembers the optimism he had about the future and what was in store for him #and he's happy now in argentina. he is. genuinely. #but he also loves his home more than anything #and there will always be a part of him that can never forgive the fact that he had to leave it just to follow his dream #basically i encourage you to listen to 01:47 onward of the view between villages and suffer with me

[jorrated]

i cant believe my semester starts tomorrow and ill need to go back to pretend to being neurotypical.

#i assume by the amount of art i post people know im kinda neurodivergent #but im so anxious about drawing in public/where people can see #so basically i cant draw the whole day and it drives me actually insane it feels painful #aaauggghghgh ghghhhhhghgaaaaa[ #ill need to go back to interact with people i dont wanna intereact with and go to a classroom that has a funky smell #and the ac is never in the correct temperature #and people are alwasy talking. and the professors repeat stuff too much or say shit thats too obviuous #im whining. drama ass bitch moment. #but its so real #the first week is always the worst cause i gotta readjust #and just. learn to be okay with that god forsaken building and people #oh well!!!!! #at least ill see my friends more

[peoplepersonoaktree]

*cough* so hi

gotta get surgery cuz my appendix decided to kill me. So if I’m non existent for the next [undetermined amount of time] I’m either dead or drugged out of my mind 😃👍

#Delete later #Just in case I die #This is why #we’ll see what happens #My hands are shaking so bad rn- #So full of pain meds I can’t freaking see straight ahahaha #I can see sound. #I can smell colors #I can taste Dr. Pepper for some reason-

[downforthegas]

POV: Wa//lly Dar//ling comes to you for relief (Cw: Farts, lap farts, slight hyperfarts, slight scat) Note: This is a little self-indulgent 🍎💨🚽🧻

"Neighbor? Are you there?"

You open the door and see him, his little 3 foot figure, now with a belly that strains the buttons on his cardigan.

"I need some help. I think I ate something bad." He pulls his top up to reveal his little yellow pot belly. I long, low gurgle emitted from it.

*Blbrrt!* "Ah!" It seemed like the small fart caught the puppet by surprise. "Could you help me?"

You lead him to your bed and helped him lie down, trying not to jostle his belly too much. You unbuttoned his cardigan, then his button-up shirt. You noticed his rainbow pants were straining against his poor stomach and unzipped them. Wally sighed in delight.

"Thank you, neighbor."

You sat him on your lap, his back to your chest, as you continued to knead into his soft, felt belly. You felt every little bubble shift and move around, moving into his colon before another *Blllbbbrrrrrrttt!* vibrated against your thighs.

"*Sigh* Excuse me." The smell filled your senses. It was a gross garbagy scent that smelled vaguely of apples. It wasn't too stinky, but just stinky enough to know it was a fart. You asked him what he ate to make him to gassy.

"Um..." Wally seemed hesitant to say. "I got into Howdy's apple display when he wasn't there. And I might've over did it. I hope he's not mad that all the apples are gone. Ha. Ha. Ha." You teased him about being greedy and eating so many apples. Wally just blushed.

"I couldn't help myself," Wally said before leaning forward to rip a *Ppppffffrrrrrtttt!* on you. If sounded quiet in the beginning before rumbling softly.

As much as Wally's farts felt great on your lap, you wanted Wally to find a relief a little faster. You picked him up, lied him on your bed, and pushed his knees to his chest. A bubbly *BBBRRBBBRRRRRTTT!* roared loudly against his pants which were tight against his butt in that position. Wa//lly sighed deeply. "Oh that felt amazing. Let's do some more poses."

You picked him up and pressed his tummy against a table in the room, with your crotch against his butt. He pushed out three short *BRRT!* PLRRRT!* *BBBBRRRT!* against you.

You thought it was good to have him do some exercise. You helped him do sit-ups, crouching in front of his feet, so anytime he farted, it would hit your face. And with every sit-up he did, *Brrt!* "Sigh" *Flrrt!* "Sigh" *Toot!* "Sigh" and your smile grew big with each one.

After the sit-ups, you figured he should do something more relaxing. You had him positioned where his head was on the ground and his butt was pointing in the air. As soon as he did this, he felt a ton of pressure bubble into his colon. He pushed and *BPPBRLLBBFLLLFBFBRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!* You don't know how such a loud, ground-shaking fart could come from such a little peanut. "Oh sorry, neighbor." *BLLBBBRRRRLLLBBBBTRRRRR!!!* Another one and your house was really starting to smell. Why were these farts smelling worse than before. "Ha. Ha. Ha. These toots sound a lot like Barnaby's." He pushed once more and *SPPLRRRSHHHRRT!* "Ah." You noticed a visible wet spot on the seat of his pants. He stood up quickly and held his hands over his butt, orange blush covering his whole face.

"Um... could I use your bathroom, neighbor?" You showed him where it was and he went inside to hopefully get rid of all his tummy problems (and maybe clean up). You sat down for a moment and basked in the wonderful, stinky apple smell surrounding your house. You inhaled it from the spot Wally last was when you heard his voice ring out.

"Um, neighbor?" Wally peaked his head out from the door, the flush still covering his face (and no flush from the toilet yet). "I have a big mess to clean up... and there's no toilet paper... do you have any more." You looked around and found a roll of toilet paper, and quickly ran back to the bathroom to your little smelly prince. And made yourself welcome to entering the bathroom to help him clean up. It's the least you could do for getting all that nasty gas out of him. Alternatively, instead of paper, you use an article of your own clothing.

~

This was in the drafts since last year...

#eproctophilia #eprocto #fart kink #gas kink #farting #coprophilia #scat kink #belly pain #belly rubs #belly ache #bloated belly #bloated stomach #gassy guy #gassy belly #gassy farts #playfellowxxx #gassyfellowxxx #for real I would wipe him with my shirt #just so I can smell it whenever i want heheheheh

[theygender]

I love being T4T. My gf has been on estrogen for a couple weeks now and she's been having a rough time with her mood so I'm teaching her about the ancient art of soaking in a bubble bath with a little drink to sip while watching shows on your laptop

#pro-tip for any girls newly on E. this is The Cure for PMS #(which accurately describes what youre going through btw) #other great cures include putting on nice smelling lotion and fuzzy socks and wrapping yourself in a blanket burrito/nest #also eating lots of chocolate or other sweets and drinking your favorite caffeinated beverages #my mom used to always put on lotion and fuzzy socks and drink dr pepper and eat chocolate #my cousin likes to watch netflix in the bath with wine and then get in a blanket burrito with her favorite lemonade tea #if youve got someone to take care of you then you dont even have to come out of the burrito. you can just ask them to bring you things #all of these methods help a lot. we're experts on this you can trust me (family of people with endometriosis) #also if youre having headaches and bloating and stomach pain you might try midol (generic works fine) #it has acetaminophen for pain + caffeine for headaches (like excedrin) + antihistamine for bloating #also to clarify: i said girls newly on E only bc i figured girls who have been on it for a while might have already figured this stuff out #but PMS is by no means exclusive to transfems who have newly started on E #many transfems have reported getting PMS symptoms and even cramps on a monthly basis after being on estrogen for a while #this is bc after a while on E your body can start naturally making more estrogen and this can come with its own hormone cycle #and as a result you can essentially get all of the symptoms of a period just without the actual bleeding #(this can include cramps bc even in cis women the signals for the muscle spasms can sometimes get misdirected to nearby organs— #unfortunately causing stomach issues as well) #so if anyone out there happens to not already know this information and youve been feeling like shit periodically for seemingly no reason #now you know 😅 #its your period #rambling

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

Completely unrelated to your blog, but what PPE would you recommend for cleaning cat litter to avoid toxoplasmosis? Is washing your hands and changing clothes enough? Or should you wear a mask and gloves too?

I would wear gloves. I also recommend an N95 or higher mask if you use litter that produces any dust when cleaning a litter box in general because a lot of those tiny crystallized particles are not great for your lungs, and some new litters that are marketed as extra-absorbent contain silica dust which absolutely can cause illness if you inhale it often.

#I tend to lean towards clay/corn/pine/etc based litters #less harmful if they kick up a dust #But they do admittedly smell worse and can be more of a pain to clean in my experience #so it’s no surprise other litters are more popular #just be careful generally #you only have two lungs #Probably #unless you’re a special case

[sillyfriendssharingablog]

me: I will be no man's housewife, ew-

also me if the dirty blonde middle aged war veteran, with pearly white eyes and sunglasses, that now would have my GRANDMA's age, that has suffered endless torture, both physically and mentally, with his leg and arm cut off, that has for years followed blindly a man that at the end played him like a damn fiddle, with depression and daddy & mommy issues and probably the most unclean and hairy coochie of the west would literally LOOK in my same direction if he was real:

#mgs #metal gear solid #metal gear series #metal gear #mgsv #phantom pain #kazuhira miller #mgs kaz #I want him in a catastrophical way I'm not joking #i'd treat him so good i can cook the greatest boiled eggs ever and I can make tea when his tummy hurts #i'd be on my knees as soon as I smell that stinky breath of his😋 #most problematic post (yet)

[jrueships]

you can tell he grew up with older sisters

#ijustgotdraftedijustgotdraftedijus- #YEAA :) !! #I LOVE YOU SCOOT SCOOT #im so glad mj found what little gray matter perhaps did exist in his brain & had mercy on his soul #my friends saying 'he sure can smell good' as soon as scoot got on screenFUCKYOY #i bet it is a pain to run or bike real fast outside with all these crazy bugs tho #im not even being mean like i can relate these bugs make me mad sometimes #but i love the sun so i bear the burden #the burden of... The Bugs #unless it's a wasp #then im going inside LMAO #scoot scoot

[agustdiv1ne]

the heavy rock influences in growing pain and 물수제비...they did that for me.

#have a very strong feeling that growing pain is going to be my fav off this album #can october 13th come faster pls #i need this album so bad #i smell album of the year #ashlee's bs

[cxpperhead]

Fruit is one of the things Copperhead loves eating the most but one fruit in particular is as troubling as it is delicious. That fruit would be none other than fresh pineapple, a delicacy that tastes incredible but also has the nasty drawback of burning his tongue and screwing with his Jacobson's Organ. After consuming pineapple, Copperhead will be unable to pick up scents for a few hours until his tongue has recovered from the acid burns, making it a rare and risky treat.

#🐍 || musings #🐍 || headcanons #You know that feeling when you really want to eat something even though you know you'll suffer? #That's Copperhead with pineapple #So painful but so worth it 😂 #It really is that bad for him though #Straight up deleting his sense of smell until he's recovered asdfghjk #Sorry for the dumb post just now I was chatting with Holly and it was a thing that came up when talking about fruits #Because Copperhead actually has a lot of trouble with eating and prefers his food all cut up into nice bite-sized pieces #Sure he can unhinge his jaw like an actual snake but that's so uncomfortable #Why the fuck would you want to swallow a watermelon whole when you can cut it up and enjoy it like that #Anyways just a smol for tonight #I did not work but man did I nap hard #4 hours to be precise and damn well needed it