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you said send in some headcannons so how about some silly/kinda pesty bf harry <3😔🤌

Omg pls I love pesty bf!Harry. This is super short but I loved writing these so much!

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The first thing that comes to mind is cold feet

No matter how many times you tell him how much you hate it, he’d always either wrap his freezing cold feet around yours or reach his legs over in bed to poke you with his toes just to get a rise out of you

I also think he is the type of person to scream bloody murder from across the house and when you come running to see if he’d fallen down the stairs or cut his finger off in the kitchen, he just looks at you and says some shit like, “Come cuddle with me”

100% is the type of bitch to send you pictures of rotten fruit he sees at the farmer’s market or a squished bug he saw on the train and be like, “Looks like you :(((”

Speaking of annoying text messages

He would send you the most grotesque and haunted memes in the middle of the night for absolutely no reason

And would call you after an hour asking why you haven’t responded to them

He’d also be the type of boyfriend to ask you what you’re doing and when you say you’re taking a bath or getting dressed, ironically reply with, “Without me? :(”

Texts you the morning after he leaves your house and thanks you for the head you gave him the night before

Claims it was “some of your best work yet” every single time

Sends you pictures of his outfits and asks, “Does my dick look massive in these pants?”

All of the pictures of him in your phone are ones of him giving you the middle finger because he cannot take anything seriously ever

When you’re driving somewhere, he’d yell at you at an unreasonable volume to be quiet because his favorite song is coming up next and it’s just Get Low by the Lil John

And he knows every single word and tries to shake his ass in the driver’s seat

Sneaks up behind you and slaps you on the ass for no reason

So hard that it hurts and causes an argument sometimes but he always wiggles his way out of getting the silent treatment

I feel like he likes to people-watch, but he’d also lean over to you after every couple that walks by and whisper some shit like, “Do you think she pegs him?” or, “I bet they only have sex with the lights off.”

He definitely steals food from your plate or wants a bite of whatever you’re eating even if he told you he didn’t want it

“It tastes better 'cos it’s yours” lookin’ ass

When you’re eating a popsicle or a lollipop or anything that can remotely be considered sexual, he’d start moaning obnoxiously and mumble something like, “Fuck, takin’ it so well.”

He mocks you with the most annoying valley girl accent even if that’s not how you talk

Simply just to be an asshole

You’d always come home to him digging through your stuff

Using your skincare products or rifling through your drawers

He’d hold up a pair of your underwear and ask you why you haven’t shown him those yet with the dumbest little pout on his face

I also feel like he’d barge in on you in the bathroom instead of waiting for you to come out

If you’re washing your face or brushing your teeth but he has to pee, too bad

The other way around too if you're the one using the bathroom but he’s looking for a specific bottle of nail polish under your sink smhhh

He always sits on the counter and watches you do your makeup and asks you questions about every little thing you do

“What’s that for? What does it do? How is that color different than the one you just used? It looks the same t’ me.”

“How do you not poke your eye out with that?”

Winces when you pull your fake lashes off

If he even slightly chips the color on his nails, he’d whine for you to redo them until you finally cave and fix it for him

He’d walk over to you on the couch and sit right on top of you with his entire body weight, regardless of how you’re sitting

He breathes heavy and chews loudly on purpose when you’re watching a movie to see how long it takes you to glare at him

If you’re playing with his hair and you stop, he’ll find your hand and put it back on his head to ask you to keep going without actually asking

I feel like he begs to be the little spoon

Even if you’re not sleeping over at each other’s house, he’d text you and ask you to come over and spoon him because he’s cold with the pleading face emoji

When you’re both at a party that he didn’t want to go to, he’d pull you aside after some time and whisper into your ear, “Alright, you said hi to everyone....can we please go home and have sex now? M’ dick’s gettin’ lonely”

When he’s sick.....he is the Biggest Baby

Even if it’s just a cold, he’d act like he’s dying just so you pay attention to him

“Doctor’s orders were cough medicine, tons of fluids, and back rubs from m’ girlfriend.”

I can’t explain this, but.... I know he would try to hold toes with you (I’m so twisted for this I know)

Would scribble random notes on all of your things 

Like your grocery list

Bread, tomatoes, cheese, pickles, ... magnum XXL condoms for Harry :-)

Or the list of phone numbers you keep on your fridge

Doctor’s #, vet’s #, car service #, ... for when you need your ass eaten

He’d absolutely interrupt whatever you’re doing to tell you that he finally found the thing that he saw on TikTok at the store

And when he’s drunk he’d try to get you to learn how to renegade with him

And since I mentioned drunk Harry

He is so loud and obnoxious that it’s unbearable 

He’s one of those boyfriends that starts yelling about how much he loves you and will scream at you from across the room just to wave at you and say, “Hiiiiiiiiii!”

The biggest hype man and would squeal when the DJ plays some shit like Kim Petras or Mr. Brightside

Even though he pretends to hate it whenever he hears it anywhere else

He also announces to the room that he’s going home to “make love” to his girlfriend whenever you’re leaving

He’s extremely stubborn to put to bed when he’s that drunk

Claiming that he doesn’t need water because he’s a big boy or that he’s fine and still wants to fuck you even though he��s falling asleep as he’s talking

When you’re finally both lying down and trying to sleep, he rolls over and starts spewing the weirdest nonsense

“Do you think Lewis and Clark fucked? I mean, they definitely did right? I feel like they did. There’s no way they didn’t.”

“You’ve never faked it with me, have you? I don’t think you have, but you’d tell me if you did, wouldn’t you? You acted kinda weird when we fucked in that tent, but that was real, right?” and then get upset when you start laughing at him

“Can we go swimming tomorrow? I wanna go swimming tomorrow.”

I know he wouldn’t do all of this, but annoying bf!Harry lives in my head rent free so I will simply pretend he is like this in real life to some degree

#harry styles x reader #harry styles fanfiction #harry styles imagine #harry styles headcanon #harry styles headcanons #harry styles one shot #harry styles writing #bf!harry #asks

[one-hundred-small-pineapples]

You wanna know what I hate about ADHD the most?

Everyone just thinks that kids with adhd are just hyper, or talkative, or can’t focus, or some combination of the three. But nobody acknowledges that it’s more than that.

I am a senior in high school. I should be able to get my homework done and turn it in on time. Right? Wrong.

I want it to get done, but I don’t want to be the one that has to do it. I sit down and look at everything that I have to do, and I don’t want to do it. Because it’s hard and I didnt understand the lesson and don’t know how to do it and I don’t wanna ask for help and bother people.

So I say I’ll do it in an hour. And I go off and I do something I enjoy. I read or I write or I watch tv. And then all of a sudden, it’s midnight and I still haven’t touched my homework. But it’s a weekend, and I don’t go to school on Monday because of COVID, so I’ve got time.

I’ll sit down tomorrow and do it, then I’ll have the rest of the weekend to do whatever I wanna do. But tomorrow comes, and I sit down in front of my homework, and it’s hard. I don’t know how to do it.

I don’t want to burden my stepmom, who’s spending time with her kid all day. I don’t want to burden my dad, who has his own homework to do. I don’t want to burden my teachers, who work so hard all week and deserve a break from bullshit students like me. I don’t want to burden my best friend, who has a shit ton of stuff to do.

So I say I’ll go get something to eat, then I’ll come back and get started. And I watch tv or I read while I eat, and suddenly everyone is going off to their own rooms to unwind for the night. I still haven’t touched my homework.

And the next day is the same. And the next. And every day after that, too.

I’m probably gonna fail my senior year cause I don’t do my work. I want so badly to do it, so I can graduate and be done with school, but I cannot force myself to do it.

And we’ve tried everything, my parents and I, to get me to do it. They’ve made me do my virtual classes out in the living room where they can watch me, they’ve made me do my homework in the dining room, where they can watch me. They’ve made me sit down with them every single day and go over my grades, show them what I had missing and whatnot. They’ve done a combination of the three.

And it works for a couple weeks, but then we get comfortable, and we think “hey I’ll keep doing my homework, so they don’t need to be as strict with me, awesome!” And then they stop watching me, and I stop doing my homework.

I’m enrolled in an Academy, which idk if that’s a common thing to have for high schools so I’ll try to explain what it is. Basically, I go to school with all my regular classes, but I also have classes that focus on business and entrepreneurship, as I go to the Entrepreneurship and Business academy. There are other academies in my school district, like health and science, law enforcement, global studies, etc.

And because I go to the academy, I have more requirements I have to complete in order to graduate. For one, I have to have 100 volunteer hours by senior year. That’s okay, because I volunteered at my old elementary school in the library and got all 100 hours in freshman year, then continued to volunteer until covid hit last March, so I’m all good there.

But I also have to have a senior internship with a business of some sort, in which I not only complete the internship itself, but I have to write papers on what I’m doing, I have to have weekly blog posts talking about the internship, and at the end of the year, I have to present a “capstone presentation” about the internship.

We are halfway through the school year and 3 weeks into the semester where I have an actual internship class that I have to attend, and I still don’t have an internship. Now, if Covid hadn’t happened, I probably would, because I was planning on interning at the previously mentioned elementary school library, cause I’ve known the ladies who work in there for my whole life, but alas fucking covid ruined everything.

And I’m struggling. Maybe it’s the adhd, maybe it’s the social anxiety, maybe it’s just the regular anxiety. Who knows? Either way, I haven’t done my part in finding and reaching out to potential internship opportunities. I don’t like talking to people, so I don’t wanna. On top of that, I have to be professional about it, which scares the shit outta me cause what if I say the wrong thing?

So I haven’t done shit about it. I’ve emailed one potential opportunity under my teacher’s watchful eye, and that’s it.

I am grateful for my teachers, who have all tried to help me a bunch, but I can’t do it. Because I don’t want to fail. I don’t want people to see how stupid I really am. So If I don’t do the work, nobody sees that I’m an idiot.

But nope, ADHD is either fake, or it just affects one’s ability to sit still, shut up, and focus.

I’m an Academy student, and a gifted one at that, so I should be able to turn in my work on time no problem.

(Well guess what fuckers? I didn’t want to go to your stupid academy in the first place. But I have this pesky thing that makes me do whatever my mother wants do she doesn’t fucking guilt trip me so here we are)

But that’s a rant for another day

#adhd #school #virtual school #high school #fuck my life #and fuck the education system #and fuck my school specifically