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decaydancemp3 · 5 months

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#its not a side effect of the cocaine i am thinking it must be love #fall out boy #my heart will always be the b-side to my tongue #song rq #the absolute willpower i had to have to not make the album art a 2004 era peterick image btw

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starjunkyard · 1 month

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JS REMEMBERED I NEVER UPLOADED THESE WHAT DA HALE!!!! Helo housemdblr.............. baby i have genuinely missed u What old men are we going crazy abt todaye <3........

#ALSO HAIIII MY INSTAGRAM IS @thestarlotus IM MORE ACTIVE THERE #FORREAL NOT BEGGING FOR FOLLOWERS IT WOULD JUST BE AWESOME AS HELL TO HAVE MORE HOUSE MD FANS IN MY CORNER OF THE INTERNET #Must confess that housemdblr has my heart doh im sawry...... </3 The grammers js cannot match the insanity of house md fans on here #AND I MEAN THAT WITH SO MUCH LOVE IN MY HEART #I love u............ crazy old man yaoi fujoshis in my computer #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #house md #house md fanart #remy thirteen hadley #eric foreman #robert chase #ducklings #< mostly hilson tho...... sorry this old man yaoi cocaine be hitting #johan's scrapbook

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blueautumngrave · 2 months

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WHAT THE FUCK DID AUSTEN DO TO FUCKING GET HOMESICK AT SPACE CAMP AND ITS NO A SIDE EFFECT OF THE COCAINE LIKE IM HAPPY FOR YALL BUT WHAT THE FUCK MAN

#THE WAY I WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY SOBBED AND I NEVER CRY IN PUBLIC #YEAH PAVLOVE WAS GREAT AND ALL BUT THIS TAKES THE MOTHER FUCKING CAKE #IM FUCKING J E A L O U S #OH MY GOD #PATRICK WHAT THE ACTUAL FLIPPING FLYING FLAUNDERING FUCK #can you guys tell I’m having a moment #patrick stump when I catch you patrick stump when I catch you patrick stump when I catch you patrick stump when I catch you #fall out boy #fob #patrick stump #pete wentz #andy hurley #joe trohman #so (much) for stardust #so (much) for 2ourdust #2ourdust #it’s not a side effect of the cocaine I’m thinking it might be love #my heart will always be the b-side of my tongue

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anime-scarves · 1 year

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Ok. So. Cocaine Bear was actually hilarious. I hadn't seen any of the promotional material and just knew that I needed to see a movie about the time a bear ate a bunch of cocaine. By all accounts this was actually a good thing because apparently the trailers and ads really hype it up as this amazing movie that's gonna be better than everything. And it's just not. And that's ok.

What it is, is a hilarious comedy slasher where the slasher is a bear zonked out of its mind on cocaine. A lot of the comedy was genuinely funny and they knew exactly what they wanted the movie to be. It's not going to win awards, but it's going to make you laugh a lot and have a good time.

#text #cocaine bear #that's not a tag i was ever expecting to write #also irl this did happen #well the bear eating cocaine #but its heart basically just exploded after a few minutes #which does not make a great film #anyways go see it if you want a comedic slasher #which is a bit of an odd combo #but the absurdity of the situation really works #supporting cast was fantastic too #just the right amount of camp #but also some kinda heartfelt moments that are both a little sweet but also hilarious with how they contrast with what is happening

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gaewaren · 4 months

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kavinsky was henrietta's laura palmer (the people's princess fucked up family cocaine addict side hustles galore boycrazy wise beyond his years struck down in his prime forever haunting the narrative)

#homecoming queen of my heart i would've done tons of cocaine with you and kept you alive forever #trc #kavinsky

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homielander · 8 months

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it is really depressing to see that choice feminism has rotted people's brains to the point where it is considered controversial to point out that actually, a female character's journey hinging entirely on falling in love with (being kissed by) a man is not progressive and we should be aiming to give more depth to women in 2023. it's not feminist to defend misogynistic media like your life depends on it. also there is just no way people care about snow white this much

#the same body language analysis tiktoker who started the 'amber heard smoking cocaine on the stand' nonsense #also analyzed zegler to say she was 'smug' or 'ungrateful' or whatever....... i have hate in my heart i do!!!!!

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honeyslow · 1 year

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it's like this. nat has two hands misty wants to hold both ghost travis is still holding on to one so so tightly (and nat is holding tightly back). so lottienat and nattravis can coexist to me because lottie is honestly just soooo happy to be holding ONE of nat's hands. meanwhile misty is so all in she cannot be happy unless it is Only her. i like the mistynat dynamic but it cannot coexist with lottienat to me and lottienat are more linked to each other in my mind because they have this intense relationship in the past AND in the present AND they can coexist with nattravis. so lottienattravis reigns supreme. this is not anti mistynat i see it i get the appeal like she DID put a camera in her house and has nat-related derangement and did her cocaine to keep her from relapsing but while she was in those woods with nat she wasn't In those woods With nat the way lottie and travis were. do you get me? they are so deeply tethered whereas misty has just deeply latched onto nat in the present. and it's not unreciprocated like nat does feel attachment to misty it just. it doesn't hit quite the same for me and it can't coexist with the ones that hit even harder because misty would want nat to herself like does this make sense. thinking about nat dynamics.

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#like yeah misty literally did nat's cocaine!!! they have their place in my heart and i love them. but they are not serious people right now #i am Seated for the misty vs. lottie natlympics though

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bergerhandcuffs · 6 months

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And So .... the show came to it's end,many questions left unanswered, but is it really important now that the ending is finally reached?, this is up to them to decide(this is an AU where they get their shit together)

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So in this au ,they agree to work for the Victoria faction of RI,they then open an orphanage for children infected or not who lost their families to catastrophes, and teach them abt theater (hehe ,crimson troupe but good ,ironic isn'tit?)

#is this just an excuse to draw them happy together?#ABSOLUTELY 💯 IT IS #they're just theater kids at heart ofc they'd do that #i think i overdosed on their yaoi cocaine idk how it happened #phantom #shalem #arknights #digital art #phantom arknights #shalem arknights

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comicsiswild · 1 year

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"oh this is so obviously greg land"

its not always greg land you stupid fucking comics nerd! 5 second google search can tell you you're letting salvador larroca once again get away with his art crimes!

#i am so bitter that every time i correct someone on the cocaine bear post #10x that amount of people further perpetute the false claim its greg land #larroca did not draw ironman having a heart attack from that one commercial for you to pin all his crimes on land #every single time you continue to reblog cocaine bear as greg land i feel like this larroca iron man

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nataliesscatorccio · 1 year

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#on one hand misty did like $300 of blow in one go but on the other lottie stabbed a bear and buried its heart in a tree stump BUT #this bear is also on cocaine so #i would love to read your reasoning in the tags #the more unhinged the better #lottie matthews #can you tell I'm so bored without an episode this week I can #yellowjackets #misty quigley

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starjunkyard · 5 days

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"Im not even sure anymore if we get to choose who our friends are" There is a part of me that resents you for making me a worse person than i want to be but i am inexplicably uncontrollably drawn to you. You make me a worse person which is the last thing i want yet i want you in every way. If i could leave i would. Maybe i can but i dont want to. I have fun with you. You challenge me and you captivate me and you push me and pull and run circles around me and it makes me feel like a younger man. For the price of being a worse person i get to feel truly, wholly alive. You are the blood that runs through my veins; vital, inseparable. I was reborn when i met you and you are the womb that haunts me. You are the one person on planet earth who knows me. I wish i could leave, move on and be the man im supposed to be but my heart is tied to yours in a gordian knot. There is a part of my soul that rests in yours, magnetic. For as long as i love you i cannot be better than i am. But maybe thats something i can learn to live with. Gregory House-- I think you're worth it.

#house md #james wilson #gregory house #hilson #johan being crazy about yaoi md #johan's mindpalace #Im crazy #like im tearing up #this scene is so romantic it genuinely makes me nauseous #the lowlight setting the lingering stares the soft little smile a dam thats finally broken #I need a 12 gauge bullet in the thigh #Please watch this scene screencaps do not do it near enough justice #do you know whats so genuinely actually sickening #its been months since i finished house md #and i have not watched a single show that has managed to fill even a quarter of the gaping bleeding hilson shaped hole in my heart #shows that have actual gay people actual representation and not a single one has managed to alter my brain chemistry the way hilson has #since day 1 episode 1 #Like its actually nauseating a little its so over for me for the rest of my life #Like im actually never recovering #people say “they dont make xyz like they used to haha” But Guys they Genuinely dont #Im going through withdrawls #I need my yaoi cocaine so bad but my plug died 12 years ago and i cant fucking Move #House md capital of fatphobia homophobia transphobia early 2000s edgy humour outshining modern shows with actual rep like im sick #Its not even because i want to like i feel like there are worms in my brain. I feel like ratatoullie if the rat was evil #This is not what the stonewall riots were for #I feel like so nausous why couldnt i be crazy about an actual gay pairing like a normal gay person. Im gonna throwup #Why couldnt i like music and girls #Its not even that house md is objectively logically better than these shows like no. Im just crazy #Im so sick they make me so sick i feel like there are worms in my head. My head #Dont know when i will ever be onorlmal again. Sorr

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salora-rainriver · 4 months

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Being on ADHD meds is hilarious. Everything from street drugs to gingko biloba is a potential risk, and it’s never a weaksauce risk like nausea or a mild headache. No, it’s either “your heart might explode” or “call your doctor if you’re experiencing hallucinations and seizures”.

Also funny is telling your hippie mom about these interactions: