#i know what date is tomorrow now

[secretarykang]

shit it’s devyn’s birthday tomorrow ( thanks @nutaella-kookie for reminding me bc i literally forgot about it) gotta make some content to celebrate my girl

#i am stupid #but to my defence i don’t know what date is today #or tomorrow #or yesterday #i know what date is tomorrow now #devyn kang

[wroteclassicaly]

Am I the only one who isn’t that bothered about JQ’s love life? I mean… I don’t know him, I don’t know what he’s actually like. So I can’t say shit, lol? I don’t know her, so I can’t say anything on her either. He’s grown and can do what he wants. I’ve got my own hot mess life to worry about 😂

It ain’t my business ✌🏻

#I was a hardcore evan peters stan when he was engaged to er and dated frances so I’m unbothered by faves lives now lmao #I’ll continue to support JQ unless he does something extremely gross #but the dude is ultimately a stranger to me #I can admire from afar and be perfectly okay with that #he’s also almost 30 and knows what he’s doing #obvs we all have that jealousy but it’s like… not that serious?? lol #I’m more worried about work tomorrow than what he’s doing rn

[cerise-on-top]

How do you think Laswell met her wife? What's domestic life like for her when she gets to go home?

Have a lovely day!

Hello! A second CoD post today since I was able to write this fairly quickly! This is about how I think Laswell met her canon wife, but everyone can interpret this however they like! I hope this is enjoyable!

Laswell Meeting Her Wife and Domestic Life With Her

If we’re talking about someone inserting themselves into the CoD world, then I’d say it’d be however the person intended to meet her. However, if we’re talking about her canon wife, then I’d likely have to say through work. It’s not uncommon for someone to meet through work. Besides, I can imagine the CIA having a few women working there as well, a few more than just Laswell. So, there’s a chance another one of the women working there was also into girls. And that’s likely one of the main factors that drew Laswell to that specific woman.

Don’t get me wrong, Laswell doesn’t develop crushes easily, she doesn’t now, she didn’t back then, but it would likely be that feeling of unity, of not being alone, that would draw Laswell to her future wife. It’s not often someone would have come out back then, especially not to someone you’re not sure about, so she knows something like that is an honor. And it’s that which would make her subconsciously like that woman more than the other ones, wanting to spend more time with her, get to know her better. And in those years she’d have known her, she’d eventually fall in love with her. Laswell knows what she’s feeling, but she’d test the waters a bit at first. To anyone outside it would be obvious she likes that woman more than anyone else. Given that she gives her lots and lots of gifts to gauge her reaction, takes the time out of her day to spend with her and overall just compliments her, it’s hard to not think there’s something going on here. Laswell doesn’t realize this immediately, but she will eventually.

Afterwards I’d say it was probably her wife who asked her about that sort of behavior. And, a few days later, either of them would have probably confessed they like the other. And thus a few years of dating commence.

After a year or two, Laswell would have proposed to her. Although she sometimes did lie awake at night, thinking about what it would have been like for her future wife to propose to her instead, she was just that smitten by her. As she works for the CIA as well, Laswell knows her wife is just as capable as she is. Maybe she doesn’t know as many languages, but it doesn’t matter to her, once they go on vacation Laswell can play interpreter. And on vacations they went together. Not very often, mind you, since the both of them were stationed anywhere in the world, but they would try to see the nicer parts of the world together. Amsterdam, Kyoto, Vienna. All of that stuff. By that time, they had already long since moved in together.

So, it isn’t often the two of them get to see each other in general, but that’s why they cherish what little time they can spend together. Their love never falters, and when they’re alone behind doors it’s kind of sickeningly sweet how they treat each other. It used to be worse when they were younger, but they’ve since mellowed out a little bit. So, when Laswell is home, her domestic situation can be a bit lonely. But for the sake of this ask we’re going to say her wife is actually home this time.

She doesn’t like to cook very much, so there won’t be too many homemade meals. Her wife can only be convinced to stand behind the stove whenever Laswell eggs her on, promising her a small reward, such as going to the cinema together. Her wife never cooks alone, only with Laswell. All those other times she either eats out, grabs something that only needs to be heated up or orders food. It’s only with Laswell that she can get over her disdain of cooking.

However, other than that, the two of them will take turns doing chores. If either of them just came home from work, then the other will take care of cleaning, washing clothes, putting away stuff and so on and so forth. They usually do their tasks together. So one of them will clean the dishes while the other one cleans the kitchen. If all tasks are done for either of them, then they’ll help the other. Since they’re both aware teamwork is important, something they learned throughout their careers, they would never hesitate to do so.

Laswell’s wife is a more traditionally affectionate woman than Laswell herself. She loves to give her wife a kiss every morning and before work, make her coffee and maybe toast some bread while she’s at it as well. As she usually gets up earlier than Laswell, she usually gets those things out of the way immediately, but won’t wake her up. It’s usually the loud coffee machine that does.

Overall, the domestic situation between the two of them is very loving. They don’t see each other that often, but whenever they do, they make that short amount of time count. With a kiss and a hug from her wife here and there, Laswell never ends up touch starved either. However, the only thing that had been bothering her about her wife would be her nagging about her smoking. That’s why she’s trying to quit now, just to keep her happy. Happy wife, happy life, after all. Whenever Laswell gets to see her wife content, she’s happy as well. She’d go through all nine circles of hell just to protect her and make sure nothing would happen to her. And at some point in her career, she likely has done that already.

#cod #kate laswell #today is a very non-reader insert heavy day it seems but that's alright as well #I also got another request I'll be posting tomorrow. another one about Laswell! #people have been really loving on her as of late but I don't mind that in the slightest! she deserves it! #Laswell would be a very loving wife I'd say! not as cuddly or hug-y as other people but she loves giving gifts #receiving a lot of gifts from her is one way of telling she's into you so she's very affectionate like that #her wife is also a really sweet woman who knows how to put her foot down though #it's that sweetness and kindness that also drew Laswell in as well #they're also both about the same age even if her wife started working for the CIA a bit earlier than Laswell did #I HC that Laswell started when she was 25 so her wife likely started when she was 23 or so #Laswell has been working for the CIA for a long time now and so has her wife. but they're both very competent and know what they do #I also HC them both to be in their early/mid 50's as well so they have been dating for a while #I like to think Laswell got married in her early 30's and they got together when she was in her late 20's #lots of Laswell HC lore drop tonight it seems

[hella1975]

basically threw away £20 on my nails today so was already getting weird bc i apparently cannot be normal about money and then my paycheck came through just for my manager to have knocked off 11 hours worth of pay. so naturally i am crying in a dark room about it

#this is such a girl moment wdym you’re crying about your fucking nails. couldn’t explain it to you if i tried #im just an utter FREAK about money and then for my payslip to get fucked as well. whyyyyy would you do that #im not built for the working world truly idk how sensitive people do it bc i am NOT im tough as shit 99% of the time and i STILL can’t deal #just give me my fucking money it’s not fair 😭😭😭 i worked hard 😭😭😭 #and the dumbest brattiest part of this is that the thing that tipped me over the edge is that my mum didn’t offer to pay for my nails #like how ridiculous and spoiled is that but still i was so so angry at myself about fucking them up and it’s £25 to get them done tomorrow #and I’ve worked so hard for her this summer and both days I’ve been in town I’ve got her things #like nothing spenny but I’ve just thought of her and got her things I know she’d like just to be nice #and £25 is NOTHING TO HER AND SHE DIDNT EVEN OFFER 😭😭 she even joked it off #she was like ‘your dad would offer to pay if he was here but I believe in lessons’ GIRL FUCK YOUR LESSONS I WANT MY NAILS DONE 😭😭😭 #why am i actually in tears over this. this is so silly. now all my money is fucked and im going to be the skint one when we go to dublin #AS USUAL. even though i worked hard and clocked the hours it still got fucked bc im fucking. cursed #im aware im being dramatic and this isn’t even about the amount of money i have atm i promise this isn’t some desperate bankruptcy claim #like for once im actually fine money wise it’s just all been FUCKED and my dates are now FUCKED bc i have to wait for next paycheck now #and it’s so unfair bc usually things go wrong for me bc im DUMB and mess it up LIKE MY NAIL APPOINTMENT #but for work and dublin i literally planned it perfectly and did the hours and it still didn’t work #like what is WRONG with me. i hate being an adult i need a sugar daddy ive had enough #the message I sent my manager…. scathing…. ik his scared of confrontation ass is panicking. give me my fucking MONEY #hella goes home

[thriftdyke]

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#the sun went down at 4 pm and I am once again having an existential crisis #I went to a bookstore and saw stupid romance book covers and started thinking about how I’m probably gonna ‘die alone’ #whatever the fuck that means #I don’t KNOW okay I don’t know if I’m aromantic or just too traumatized and avoidant to be capable of intimacy. but I have no friends and #I’m lonely as fuck #and I don’t want to date but I want someone to be committed to me and I want someone to fuck but I don’t trust people and I #am pretty sure if I fucked someone I would burst into tears bc of how long its been since I’ve been touched #I want a family. like that is one thing I know for sure I don’t know exactly what that even means or looks like #but I want a FAMILY. and not the one I was born with #I don’t mean kids I mwan commitment and fucking. People #and the universe is not on my fucking side girl. she’s not I don’t care what you say #I thought I had a found family in college and look where that is now. dust #and I’m 25 years old #and I’m missing so many milestones #and maybe it doesn’t matter maybe dating and fucking do not give you worth yeah yeah okay #but this is not the life I thought I would have at this age. and I feel like I should be entitled to grieve that #not like I want to. I want to be normal and I want to be over it. #to be perfectly fucking honest. I wish I could wake up tomorrow #and fall in love with someone and have a boring normal happily ever after. #I wish I could be the person who’s capable of that and I know that’s a naive and childish and unwoke desire to have #but I’m just being so real with you chief. I do not know how to live in this world being who I am. #and I don’t want to fucking be alone. #not because it makes me less worthy but because I’m just fucking sick of being lonely. okay. #anyway. I’m probably deleting this #p

[seariii]

The weird mix of being stressed out, happy and exhausted... Gonna have to organize once more to get all of this sorted

#the event was scheduled for tomorrow and friday.... shit i was gonna do something on friday ill have to #set up the date for monday... and i just noticed an email i tried to send didnt go through and had to re send it #so i lost time in that.... #okay look seari. i know this is good but worst case scenario is that it doesn't happen because of the paperwork #and if that happens look you already started it and will be helpful for something else okay? for now lets focus on tje matters at hand #drink water because its almost 1pm and you hadnt drink any- oh shit- rest because we really need to recover our energy #and lets think and see what we are missing for the stressful stuff #... sigh... after friday we will know my fate... #seari talks #i forgot to schedule the appointment for today... that's okay we still have time... i think... i feel my stomach turning upside down wheb #thinking about the times and how a lot of stuff is out of my control... sigh.... anxiety be damned hahaaha it's okay... lets ACTUALLY rest #because you said you'd take a nao and instead started to do something else #alr alr mimir or rest time

[moldwood]

"fudge" is used as a child friendly alternative to "fuck," but to "fudge something" has a completely different meaning than to "fuck something." fudging something up means faking it/pretending like you're doing it right until it's good enough, and fucking something up means royally and utterly destroying it like my credit card balance after seeing the worlds most perfect outfit for me

#im waiting to buy it till after the strike + till i get a little more money. but the post is funny #my fashion right now is currently wife of a pastor in a loveless marriage who needs a lot more attention than what shes getting #so she's digging out clothes from the back of the closet that she hasn't worn in years. since they were young and beautiful #and in moderate‚ religiously acceptable‚ sharing-a-milkshake-and-calling-it-a-date love #tomorrow? who knows #dj play copacabana one more time!

[gillianthecat]

My cat was missing for a day and a half and wouldn't come when called and I was so worried he'd gone off somewhere to die (he's 18 and I just found out last week he's at serious risk of a heart attack) and he just showed up mewing at my neighbor's door in the rain.

I am so tremendously relieved. I was really preparing myself for the idea I would never see him again and would never really know what happened. He ate a bit and is now purring next to me and demanding head scratches.

#i scooped him up out of the rain and burst into tears #i was feeling so guilty #because I should have caught this heart thing earlier but I wasn't up to date on vet visits #and I'm going out of town tomorrow and didn't know what I'd do if he was still missing #thank you baby for coming home #cats #big fat tuxedo cat #who is probably a bit underweight now but that's his name on here #don't know why he meows at my neighbors doors #the pet him and talk to him but as far as i know they never let him in #he used to go off on multiday adventures fairly regularly #but hasn't in years #mostly he stays on the patio where he's easy to find and doesn't go down the stairs #I heard meowing and jumped up and RAN to the door #i have thought I'd heard him earlier this morning but he was nowhere in sight when I opened the door #it may have been the garage trucks creaking

[thatonecrookedsmile]

Break in your burdens. But make sure you wake up with a finger in the sky. Don't f***ing lie.

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I forgot to post this before lol.

S.O.S Resurrection released last month. I was very happy that day. S.O.S has always been my favorite HOAA song,so having a remake of it whose quality equals recent DAGames/IRIS material is not only kind of a mini-dream come true but also puts a smile on my face. My baby has grown up to be a man. It makes me even more excited for HOAA: Resurrection and shows how far Will's music has evolved since 2018 (and that maybe,really,this remake album makes more sense to come out now than in 2019). I ended up doing it at the time. A test that turned into something more complete, so to speak.

First it was an exercise to practice drawing skeletons,more specifically, skulls. Trying to draw them less cartoonish,a little bit more realistic,and at the same time, make them expressive. I want to draw more Post-Explosion Goliath,and for that,I'll have to practice more on drawing skeletons.

Second was testing an interpretation of Goliath without the visor,specifically,with the IRIS embedded in his right eye. Despite knowing this information for 3 years, I don't think we've ever seen the Goliath without the visor before. I'm sure Will will show this image one day, but in the meantime, I wanted to try my rendition of this look.

In the end, I ended up choosing to use the skull exercise and make it something more complete. Which was the end result. I decided to play around with the colors and try to replicate the lyric video aesthetic. I think it turned out nice. 👍

And overall, this drawing turned out nice. I hope I can do a few more drawings with this guy before Resurrection comes out. (but I don't promise anything, tho)

Now go listen to S.O.S Resurrection (or not, it's up to you man)

(Also, yes, I'm posting this on the eve of DOTD's anniversary, I'm way too late to post this haha)

#iris official #iris #dagames #goliath #goliath iris #heart of an artist #heart of an artist: resurrection #crookedsmileart #tw eyestrain #<-- posting with this as a precaution because I don't know if I overdid the colors #Hey now the Renegade drawing with Abrahm has a pair #Pretty happy with this one folks #Considering what we know from the lore it would have made more sense for me to have drawn Tyrant screaming ''Don't f***ing lie'' but #eh; whatever tbh #this is not the only IRIS thing I'm posting this week so if you're seeing/reading this on the 20th? Expect one more thing tomorrow #It's not something that big or magnificent; considering the date; but I think it's still going to be something fun to see.

[semiotomatics]

just accidentally booked a therapy appt for tomorrow which i very much did not mean to do and technically the clinic requires 48 hr notice for cancellations but idk how that works for last minute bookings so i emailed them and will call them in the morning and hopefully it can be cancelled w/o penalty but like ahhhhhhh why did i do that im so dumbbbb

#this has been an original post #personal spewage #its bc im so rarely needing to know the date anymore #i still feel like it should be like. nov 8th #what do you MEAN november 18th is tomorrow #that doesnt make any sense at all #ugh #i was already bummed cause my therapist was all booked up on tuesday so i have to wait till next saturday to see her #now i have to deal with this #sucks #clouds goes to therapy #clouds gets therapy #whats my therapy tag? #i already forgor lol

[ghoul-haunted]

all of this because I wanted to see at what point during the gallic wars antony and trebonius would've been able to theoretically see each other in person

#i kept saying 'oh they'd seduce each other sloppy style' but really its like. a very specific scene of dialogue #where antony's men jeer at him a bit and trebonius is like. huh. do you often invite older men back to your room or what #and antony's like. actually i prefer young and pretty things but i cant deny i enjoy variety #also we're crashing with crassus for a minute so if you want to (redacted) (redacted) (redacted) we'll do that tomorrow #AND NOW IM HERE. CHEST DEEP IN THIS. DROWNING IN CITATIONS AND LETTERS AND DATES AND ROMAN POLITICS #i hate. how my brain works #where are the brakes! there are none!!! i will eat trebonius until there is nothing left of him to eat and then i will know peace

[saturnsuv]

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#okay besties it’s time for an insane personal post #so i downloaded a dating app bc i was bored and i didn’t actually expect to meet anyone but then i did meet this guy that i actually liked #and we’d been talking consistently every day for like a week #then we met up on campus and got starbucks and sat outside the library and talked #and then i sat in his lap and we made out for a while but that’s not important #anyway. everything seemed to have gone fine like there was no indication he wasn’t equally enjoying himseld #he made references to us seeing each other again in the future #and he’d even said ‘i don’t ghost people even if we don’t work out i’d still want us to be friends’ #so then i get home after we’ve spent like an hour making out #and he’s blocked me #now. the question here besties is that i know where i can find him #i know where his class will be tomorrow and when so i could in theory wait outside the classroom until he shows up and demand an explanatio #im aware this is insane. like i know i sound absolutely nuts #however i am tired of being nice and i would like to go apeshit #i’ve had it with guys who do this and also he’s fully aware that i live my life in the science building where his class will be #he did this knowing there’s a very high chance he will run into me #so like. so what if i make him run into me on purpose #i want to smash his kneecaps is that so wrong #sam speaks

[worstloki]

Thor absolutely does have a pussy, it just wasn’t mentioned in the films because they were pg 13 rated, my source: the man serves cunt daily <3 -thot-son-of-odin

so true <3

#Thor courting Jane and then abandoning her for like two years bc he doesn't want to explain the downstairs situation #like Jane just (fairly enough) assumed what she was getting with #and now Thor is post-TDW living on Earth again and actively courting with Jane again and covering for the facts #Jane: not to rush you or anything but usually making out leads to... #Thor: ICE CREAM #Jane: what? #Thor: we've run out I should get us some more #Jane: oh um. okay :) #Jane is like i know they live for a very long time but this is a VERY slow dating process so how do I speed it up a bit? #and Darcy is like don't ask me all the dating I've done is practically hit and run #Jane trying to hint to Thor that she's okay to move on to doing more as a couple and talking about what Earth couples do/how fast they go #and Thor is there super happy like I SHALL SEARCH FOR YOU A WORTHY ENGAGEMENT RING. TOMORROW. I MUST SEEK ONE. #Thor sweating and avoiding secx where he takes his pants off at all costs dsjfbdsjf #he feels like the ground will swallow him whole not bc of the situation but bc he went along with Jane assuming he has a dong #now he's got to pretend and it's not going well dhfdjf #idk if Loki is amused watching this go down on Earth but like if he's there with Thor then #Jane: do Asgardians have sex while 'courting'? am i missing something? does Thor want this relationship or no? #Loki (is now exactly aware of the situation): i think you just need to try harder #Jane: is it rude for me to try and nudge him into it? #Loki: go for it. more than a nudge even. he can be very bullheaded sometimes #Jane: thanks :) #Loki: no worries :) good luck :) #Thor rushing into his apartment with Loki all panicked and not telling Loki what happened #VS Loki who knows exactly what happened from Jane/Darcy's plotting already #it's actually even funnier if Jane is like 'do Asgardians not have sex?? how far in a relationship does it happen??' #while Darcy is there like 'idk dude i banged Loki he seemed fine' #Jane to Sif: can i get some advice about Thor? you're one of his closest friends and--does he have some kind of issues physically mentally #Sif: no he beds people all the time #Thor sobbing in his room like why does she keep trying to meet my hypothetical fantasy lonesome dong #dfcgvbhjn

[jlf23tumble]

Ngl, I really love your hot take hotline, especially when you talk about the hypocrisy in this fandom. Like theyre blogs here that will say XYZ and will retaliate to it afterwards. Quite funny but shitty at the same time. Saying things that will be "It's okay if youre closeted, dont come out" then afterwards be like " LOUIS IS GAY, HE SOO FUCKING GAY, WHY CANT PEOPLE SEE HE IS GAY, THE CHILD IS FAKE GUYS, LETS EAT SOME MOLD AND CHANT END IT END IT END IT " bunch of hypocrites tbh

Did I ghostwrite this and send it to myself? No, I'd never do something that incredibly tragic, BUT I VIBE WITH THIS LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE, godddd. I feel the same way when the lady-hating band strikes up its latest tune, like, you are literally NOT supporting a closeted artist, you're doing the very opposite when you want to out them with every fiber of your being because of the way you want to be right and/or you don’t like the way their girlfriend talks or looks or dances or thirsts or dresses or whatever it is you dislike the most in yourself.

#my other spicy take is that a lot of larrie support is conditional on larrie #like if louis comes out tomorrow and says you guys #all the harrassing about my girlfriend and son #god you just nailed it--you're so brilliant and smart #you aren't crazy I *am* gay!!! #thanks for 'ending it' and giving me my freedom #oh and here's the guy i'm currently dating he'll be relieved too #harry? yeah we've had our ups and downs #and it's been down for a fair bit now #we were hot and heavy there for a spell but now we're taking a break #....and scene #would that support still be there? #i really highly doubt it when you see the dedication to the hashtag they never broke up #and before you @ me i have no clue what their current status is or isn't #(spoiler: you don't know either lmao) #i just think a LOT of support in some circles is 100000% conditional in an ao3 tag type of way

[florida3exclamationpoints]

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#i still have to complain about work so sorry besties #so the owners (its a small business a couple owns) live in another state #so they come back here every once in a while and visit all the locations while they're here #since they cant be here in person otherwise #they were supposed to visit my store over the weekend. great for me bc i dont work weekends #they didn't come. manager said they're still in town for 'a few more days' #i dont know what that means! i work today and tomorrow 9-5 but the store is open till 7 #are they still gonna be here Wednesday???? so i could miss them??? are they gonna come after 5??? #or by 'a few more days' does he mean they're leaving tomorrow so they're coming today???? WHEN???? #lets hope they come either after 5 or after tomorrow. omg. #ALSO #my ingredients still aren't here 😐 #i finally told the manager. hes not mad at me but like. i barely have anything to do without these things #he called. and someone said smth about when i put them on the order log i didn't add the date #which im 98% sure is not true. there was one little mix up where the dates could've been deleted but idk #apparently its been ordered now..... when its coming...... idk!!!!! #but i loooooovvveeee how they tried to make it my fault i love that #i think the manager isnt mad. he said hed tell the owners it wasn't my fault if they say anything. #but still!!!!!! AAHJHHH #also. he 'reminded' me AGAIN to greet customers #and ive been telling myself id say smth about my anxiety if he brought it up again #but i had already used up so much anxiety and energy talking about the ingredients :( #so i still didn't say anything #i have stuff to keep me occupied today. maybe some of tomorrow #but if my ingredients dont come in tomorrow idk what else to do #i can make some things that haven't been ordered which im not supposed to do #i can clean. but ive cleaned this bakery SO MUCH over the last few weeks i really dont know what else to do lol #im sure someone would say its still dirty #but theres only so much i can do like!!!!!! #im gonna eat lunch now lol everythings fine everythings FINE!!!

[rootbeerfloats]

sometimes i wonder how im supposed to move on from her its like she carved out a part of my brain and now lives there

#like i think she was literally one of my first crushes ever and then i was in love with her for like the entirety of highschool but i #couldnt do anything because i already confessed and she rejected me but we were still best friends and then SHE confessed to ME in febuary #of this year and i think that was the happiest moment of my life and then she broke up with me after five months!!!! and its not her fault #that she wasnt ready for a relationship of course its just that like. it was incredibly clear that liked her so much more than she liked me #and it hurts...!!! and i dont even know what to DO now i wanna start dating again but i DONT KNOW HOW literally how do you go from the most #insane painful relationship that lasted years to just like. casual dating. i literally dont know if i can do it HELP LOL #if you read all of this i hope it was entertaining like genuinely i love oversharing on the internet its so cathartic also i am going to #delete this post tomorrow