#anyway. I’m probably deleting this

[soupthatwasreheated]

Alice Dyer is NOT Tim 2.0. Their humor is completely different. Canon Tim is incredibly different from fanon tim. He is funny sometimes, but when it comes down to it, his humor comes down to “millenial who makes the occasional pop culture reference and is jokingly flirty sometimes”. He knows what a meme is, but his meme knowledge is not that far advanced from “I can haz cheesburger” cat. He is not hip with the memes. Alice is the one who is hip with the memes. Please let this woman be cringe and let Timothy Stoker be free from the chains of comedic relief meme guy.

#I’m probably gonna delete this later idk #God forbid women are losers with a somewhat cringey tumblr sense of humor #anyways. I’m only protocol tagging this so people can avoid it if they don’t wanna see protocol stuff #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol #alice dyer #i dont think this is discourse so I’m not tagging it as such? but I can add it later I guess if I decide to let this thang live #rambles

[carissime]

Literally no thoughts just Gojo after your wedding carrying you over the threshold of your hotel room. You’re not leaving for your honeymoon until the morning but he nearly trips on the doorframe in his haste.

“You really don’t need to carry me—”

“But it’s tradition, we need to consummate the marriage!” he insists. Within seconds his lips are against yours and he’s fumbling with the light switch, and you finally swat his hand away and just beg him to take you to the bed.

He works the zipper of your dress down, part of him sad that he’s not going to see you in this gorgeous gown again, but then it reveals your white lace lingerie and the groan he lets out is broken and guttural and desperate.

This is far from the first time he’s seen you like this, but there’s something about this moment here and now that makes it so much more intense, so much more intimate and he just never wants to let you go.

“Satoru,” you whisper, and his breath hitches.

He leans down to capture your lips in a kiss. “Shh, I know. Just lemme take care of you, like I promised.”

And when he sees the gold band on his fourth finger pressing into the skin of your hips as he sheaths himself inside of you, he nearly loses himself, sending up a prayer to whatever gods are listening that he can keep his promise to keep you safe and happy forever.

#I’m so drunk rn I’m sorry if this is incoherent #I just came home from a wedding and am feeling so sappy #also I have to be up tomorrow at 6am for work #can’t wait to be hungover 🫶🏼 #anyway marrying Gojo would be amazing #I love him and I just wanna kiss him and hold him and let him know how special he is #oh god I’m gonna be so embarrassed and might delete this when I wake up #so revel in it now I guess? #idk it’s probably not good lol #gojo x reader #Gojo Satoru x reader #gojo x reader fluff #Gojo x reader smut #Gojo Satoru x reader smut #jjk smut #gojo smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen #Gojo Satoru #jujutsu kaisen x reader

[twistwonderlanddevotee]

#Yes I forgot to repost these after my old account got deleted 😔 either that or I’m blind and forgot about it #Anyways yay I still have them! #Probably my favorite collection that I’ve done #sofia’s wallpapers.｡.:*☆ #deuce spade #twisted wonderland deuce #twst deuce #epel felmier #twisted wonderland epel #twst epel #epel twisted wonderland #ortho shroud #ortho twisted wonderland #ortho twst #silver twisted wonderland #silver twst #silver vanrouge

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

Breaking News: Local Conservative Lawmaker Forced to Give Up on Trans Genocide Bill After Being Owned by Tumblr Post

“I was really hoping I would be able to push my ‘Kill All Trannies’ bill into becoming a law, but once that tumblr user pointed out it would also kill some cis women of color and gender nonconforming cis women, both groups of people I care deeply about, I had to throw the bill in the trash” -Governor Christian Whiteman, small town American conservative lawmaker

“I was feeling down about being rejected from every job I’ve applied for and being terrified of existing in public due to the ongoing hate campaign against us, but then I saw that clever post and got to have a good hard laugh at how stupid those dumb conservatives are. Now I feel so much better about my place in society 😊” -tumblr blogger with the url “doggirl-“ hold on i don’t think im allowed to write that in this article

“I was really worried about my future in America as a trans woman, but then I saw a post pointing out that the laws targeting me might end up affecting some cis women too, so now I don’t have to worry because cis people might actually care!” -anonymous blogger from the Catgirl-Bodypart bloggers union

#I’ll probably delete this later #sorry if this isn’t funny. I’m just so sick of seein those posts ‘owning the conservatives’ #yes this is half asses but no one reads the articles on satire websites but me anyway so why bother #assed* #trans genocide #hell world #tw trans genocide

[stardust-kitten]

mark me up and fuck me senseless so i don’t have the brain capacity to overthink and make myself sad <3

#bee.txt #i’m hormonal and sleepy so my thoughts shouldn’t be taken seriously right now anyway #but uhhh. here i am #i’ll probably delete this later lol but it’s The Mood right now #biggest sigh ever

[mindmythorns]

soft n softer

#am faded #time for ice cream #delete later probably #anyways #send anons #I’m bored

[daycourtofficial]

Anyone else have the writer blues/imposter syndrome? Anyone else feel like writing one sentence is an impossible feat?

#like everyone is so nice to me #but idk I open my drafts and I’m like #’wow that sucks what idiot wrote that’ #and idk I’m just ???? #I’m also not reading a ton bc idk I don’t have the energy #the vibes are off and it’s not even the first day of April #I want to write!!! #I just can’t :/ #or can’t help but overthink it #or be too self crticial #idk there are so many wonderful #talented writers on her and I just feel like they’re sooo out of my league #anyway I’ll probably get self conscious about this and delete it later shout out to the one person who read all of this #I’m laying in bed being vulnerable my therapist would be so proud 🫶

[liesmultixxx]

Hi🫶🏻 this is peak stream of consciousness writing so beware: cringe ahead (nonetheless I’d be happy if someone read this lol it would mean a lot)

——-

The sky is blue

The grass is green

Still my mind is playing tricks on me

if what I feel and what I see would be less real

Then maybe I’d have a lot less ghosts

roaming around and fighting me

i am so tired, do you know

it takes everything in me to be this strong

I cannot stay, but I cannot go

who the fuck wants to die alone?

I guess I do, It’s all I know

an eternal curse put on to me

thanks to my lovely family

I do love them, I cannot lie

it’s just this feeling i’ve got inside

would someone love me for

who I am, this wretched mess

who am I kidding- of course they won’t

This life is all just for show

wish someone had told me this once before

just let go of your fears and ghosts

they’ll come back sooner or later anyway

no point in driving yourself crazy

wish I could believe this sage

I still choose to put the blame

all on me

it’s kinda sad

i don’t why

i won’t be loved, I won’t be liked

what can I do?

maybe I should just stop

#my poem #original poem #poetry #my own thoughts #my writing #my words #mental health issues #mental health awareness #i swear I’ve written better stuff before #but i just felt like posting this #but who am i kidding I’ll probably delete it later anyway #lol #liesmultixxx talks 🩵 #this is me hi #my thoughts #maybe someone can relate #kind words are appreciated! #and constructive criticism of course #I’m no writer i just like to express myself in odd poems apparently #feeling insecure

[callsign-relic]

tell me the g/t fearplay wouldn’t go hard as fuck with this guy (source)

#relic answers #sorry I’m 1:31 am delulu posting <3333 #this is the kind of shit I would’ve posted on my other sideblog since it’s not tf related #BUT FUCK THAT. Y’ALL WILL HEAR ME BE CRINGE ON MAIN #anyway I would shit my pants at giant toland have a great night y’all 😀 #part me is like ugh relic this isn’t Twitter you can just casually talk about edits you find on TikTok 🙄 #but also #literally no one else I know besides my younger sibling plays this game 😀 #so because of that 😀 I will scream into the void that is my tumblr blog in hopes I hear something back 😀 #I know I never do 😀 #and I’ll probably delete this in the morning 😀 #but I’m gonna do it anyway 😀 #cause I am delulu 😀

[howdoyousleep3]

the true definition of “felt cute might delete later” but…🥺🙈

#personal #selfie #vulnerable posttttt #I’m trying to take more selfie as part of my self care self love plan #and I love this new shirt I got bc it’s big and fits the vibe lol #yes I still have my christmas blanky out my grandma gave it to meeeeee #and my kitty’s name is Ranger #some of you asked in my last selfie #he’s my old boy I adopted him in college when he was 6 #I have another kitty too but she was somewhere else #no feet pics for free 😤 #😂 #also a bean broke my glasses this week and these are my backups BUT I ordered more and I’m so excited it’s been so long #anyway #I’ll probably get anxious and delete later but 🥺

[arthur-r]

hello new self portrait just dropped which means this is officially what i look like now

#i have glasses now!!!! i’m not very good at drawing them but i sure have them on my face at all times shdhdf #and i recently started growing out my hair!!!! my distinctive bowl cut had a good run but i’m officially moving forward #i’ve also started exaggerating my big droopy sad eyelashes a LOT in pictures lately it’s part of my core identity now or something #(that’s not true shdhdf but i think my face knew about my puppydog destiny long ago and gave me puppydog eyes) #anyway i just haven’t drew anything in forever like i think i��ve drew four things that weren’t JUST notebook doodling. all this school year #(and one of those was vent art on paper and the other one was coloring with my little sister. so i’ve drew two things on ibispaint at all) #anyway i think my glasses suit me really good and i’m also really excited i can see the world really good now #i still have some vision problems from POTS that aren’t fixed but like. i can see detail in brick walls now and i’m obsessed #house fucker behavior i’m so sorry shdhdhdff (THIS IS A JOKE AND LIE. I DONT FUCK HOUSES) #(and i’m apparently a house m.d. kinnie so i wouldn’t fuck him EITHER cause we’re the same person i could never) #ANYWAYS i can see well finally and that’s good. and in conclusion i’m real tired and should go to bed #i took my meds at 9:30 then started drawing at 10 finished at 11:30 #and now it’s midnight and i’m long overdue to be asleep already. so goodnight world!!!! #i have a sleepover tomorrow night which is very exciting. and also work and homework as usual shdhdf #but in the meantime i get to sleep. for up to 12 hours!!!! here’s hoping #ok anyway!!!! goodnight!!!! #P.S. text or call if you need anything!! #me. my post. mine. #delete later (probably)

[vampstel]

Just took a nap oops but honestly, I don’t even feel safe venting on here since I have a feeling people will just screenshot my posts and pick it apart to slander me even more ;;

Which then just causes me to get even more stressed and physically sick…

I think I need a break from the internet as a whole, honestly. Things are not healthy and I rather spend my time doing something productive than get anxious over people getting mad at me. But that’s easier said than done. People saying I’m “weird” for using labels like Bara, Twink, etc. genuinely hurts.

Being depicted as this fetishistic, p*rn addicted person is crazy especially knowing I’m a gay asexual and am repulsed by NSFW. Hell, even me saying all this is making me scared since I genuinely do not feel safe at all and it’s awful 💀

#꒰ v’s rambling ꒱ #• about: personal/miscellaneous #I don’t even know if I can recover from this #like mentally #I’ve already been traumatized enough by a large creator dogging on me but this… #Yeah I can’t handle this #Kinda just wanna disappear off the face of the internet lol #Probably would do me some good anyway to be fair #I have Twitter deleted which is a good step but I have a sneaking suspicion I might have to delete this app too 💀 #Or not. No one really uses this platform anyway #But I’ll stop rambling in tags now. I think I’m just gonna take a walk outside and breathe

[bloobydabloob]

Is there a reason ur drawings kinda look like someone stretched them in some direction. Not in a mean way. It's very silly imo /pos

Thank you, I’m glad you like it. I take inspiration from artists like @tostyart (twt) @robert_valley (insta) jasonlupas (twt) and several other artists, who do the same thing. I think it looks great. There’s no deeper reason sadly… just think it looks cool.

#third ask in a row about the skew. Hahaha #I get why some people might not like it #I love it though. I think it’s sooo sick #I deleted yesterday’s ask because I didn’t want to clog my page with asks but I’ll reiterate #I don’t think that imperfect art should be fixed or corrected #I struggle more specifically with rigidity in my art #I have a tendency to overwork the shapes in my art to the point where it’s just… stiff as hell #So I think also the skew helps disguise that a little. Maybe I’m a cheater #But anyways #I really like skewiff or quote unquote wonky looking art. #I love art and I love beginner artists and I love shakey lines and imperfections #I think it’s soo awesome. #I dig all art to be honest. Really honestly I just like art. I’m rambling here haha #but no… Some of the people listed get insecure about the asymmetry or whatever in their art. #I don’t think anyone should be ashamed of their art as long as they are doing something they enjoy and improving #without wonky art and without weird looking stuff #we wouldn’t improve. That’s what really sucks #But I guess that’s not why I do it. I wish I could do the skew on accident dude. #Please check out @tostyart by the way #genuinely probably one of my favorite artists of all time #I think you will enjoy their stuff. It’s so different to everything else and their characters are wonderful #they have such wonderful line work and are so great at working with composition and perspective. #Everything I aspire to be #Sorry for tag rambling. I did this exact thing yesterday too #don’t give me the opportunity to talk about art. I’ll never shut up. #still not on topic though #TLDR : I think it looks cool

[ectoplasmer]

I did not think reading about jade wanting a family would hurt me this bad but god. it hurts. it hurts sosososo much

#dude :( dudeeeee #picture perfect wizardry #upd8 #i sobbed unironically at the panels with her and baby yiffy #and just. reading jade’s thoughts on how the actual situation went down #how she felt so trapped within earth c and how dating was so hard #how no body there even sees her as a person but only as her title #how she wanted so badly to live and be free and not stuck where she was. how yiffy was what made her world better #THE PANELS OF HER HOLDING YIFFY. i cried. i sobbed #my wifeee :(((( she deserves to feel loved and to have something that makes her feel like she actually has a future #it’s kinda messed up the way she and rose went about it yes definitely #but. god. i feel for her #she’s lived nearly her whole life all alone or feeling out of place. she shouldn’t have to feel like that for forever #she was treated so bad in the epilogues man i am so happy to see her decisions get actual development and attention #she loves her daughter so much and you can just tell and. wagh. head in hands #anyway. yiffy !!!!!! so happy to see her #a little sad how small of time we got with her but obviously we’ll probably get more in the future #also meenah next update ?? maybe hopefully possibly……. #i’m being normal about this series. lying. big lie #delete later