#i’ve been here 5 MINUTES

[ohbeeones]

tumblr auto refreshing my likes when i use them very liberally and am trying to find something from last july is going to be my villain origin story

#i’ve been here 5 MINUTES #og.post

[deus-ex-mona]

l e t m e i n ! ! !

#d a m m i t d to the h to the l whyyyyy did you have to increase the shipping cost by 20 bucks the literal day before the preorders shipped— #thanks to that it only shipped today auuuuuuuuuaughdjejdjdjdhd #wdymmmmmmm the package is still in the same place from 4 hours agoooooooo #auauaaaauauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i want in s o b a d l y #s o bs the only song jp twt is talking about is last stage #i don’t care about last stage (for now) i want m e o t o ! ! ! #s. s o b s. unless a surprise mv drops ig im gonna have to wait till 12am for the midnight release… 7 hours to go… #ig i’ll just skip a few hundred times and do some pushups while i wait… im lich rally bouncing off the walls here i cant even auauauauaaaaaa #this. seriously hasn’t been a good couple of weeks for online purchases for me… #first my local shipment for [insert item] was delayed bc of last week’s oddly rainy weather #and t h e n that item was apparently mislabelled and locked in shipment purgatory for the weekend (sadge) #it only arrived yesterday (sadded) though ig i should be glad it even arrived at all #and nowwwwwww. this happens. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh #idk there’s so many other things i’ve been meaning to do while i wait for the cd but. i just. can’t #this sucks i wanna be marginally more productive too heyyyyyyyyyy #i wonder how long meoto is though… hopefully between 3-5 minutes… #if the song’s like. m. ilgram t2-length im gonna cry #but ymk said that it’s her favourite song on the album so it should be good!!!! right??!!!!!!!! #ausgshhssh he l p i should really go back to. like. cleaning idol sengen pages instead or sth. #see you in a few hours for meoto tl/if they decide to drop a sudden mv or sth idk

[stardustvanfleet]

hiiii my gresties….. i hope everyone’s having a good day!!! i’m in the midst of a 14 hour workday…. worked my first job 9-5 and now i’m off to my second from 5:30-11 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 please send good vibes my way….. right now the joshdown is what’s getting me through!! ily all sm

#i am so fucking exhausted. i’ve worked an 8 hour day and i do NOT feel like working another entire 6 hour shift 😭😭😭 with no break #besides the 15 minutes it takes to get home and the 5 minutes it takes to change #siiiiiigh. i wish joshy were here #li speaks #josh #BTW still finding time to work on my current josh wip and uhhhh. i may have another one in the works already too also about josh #what can i say? he simply has been making me feral lately

[doriansbutt]

y’all some people really have some balls. or just a…misunderstanding of places that require appointments.

man: when’s ur next opening for 5 people

me: uh what service are you looking for?

man: foot and body massage?

me: *guides him to website with our menu of services, proceeds to spend 5 minutes asking for any more gd clarification which proves mostly useless*

me: okay the next time I have 5 therapists available at the same time is….January 30th—

man: oh no I meant for today!

me: HAHAHA no we’re completely booked today??? I don’t even have 5 therapists working today?????

man: what?? damn *hangs up*

#what on earth were you expecting???? #you want 5 full body massages last minute??? #absolutely not gonna happen?????? #this is worse than last week when a lady demanded I put her down for a 90 min massage in an hour #‘yeah put me down for 90 mins at 11’ #me: ….im sorry? #lady: repeats herself #me: ….like….today? #lady. frustrated: yes! #me: we’re totally booked today and even tomorrow…. #lady: what?? ugh I knew this would happen I’ll just call again 😤 #bitch what u don’t get to talk to me like that #so far 2024 has been full of people DEMANDING I make room for them #very rudely #this has not been the case in the 6 months I’ve been here #old ppl in 2024 really said ‘this year is all about ME’ #sorry I’m just still in awe of this fucking guy today #gotta rant abt it

[lynx-tales]

If tumblr implodes….I’m not going anywhere else. This is it. I’m not interested in Instagram. I hate twitter’s style. Reddit is stupid. I’m not making another account. If tumblr implodes, I will simply stop having an internet presence for the most part. I like it here. I’m used to it. I don’t want to leave. This is home to me.

#lynx tales #I’ve been here for 10 years #10 years…. #I tried Reddit for a while #I’ve tried Twitter many times #I don’t really like them #I like tumblr’s ui #I like the user centered user curated experience #the pace is slow #there’s not a new thing to have to pay attention to every 5 minutes #like i said. #I like it here

[mellaithwen]

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#I struggled with what to talk about in therapy this week so of course my chronic illness said cHALLENGE ACCEPTED. #but here’s the kicker — I know the second I open that box that it is going to fuck me up so I’ve been drifting past it #but. idk. #I want to sit on the floor in therapy but I can’t even say it cause it sounds stupid but I really want to sit on the fucking floor #I know if I’m not ready to dive in then I’ll undo progress #but equally I’ll never be ready cause the medical trauma bullshit runs so deep and is so prevalent in all aspects because the fucking #disease is prevalent everywhere and #I don’t have the resilience for any of it #I have one dose of victoza left and that’s it - the pharmacy have giving me 5 IOU’s so far #and I was finally seeing my numbers steadying out #and it makes me so angry because it’s too much #it’s too much to advocate for yourself and research and manage and try and you ask for help and you get shit in return #and I’m so burnt out with it but you can’t even BE fully burnt out because that would mean death #so all you can do is be a bad student #and then the endocrinologist tuts #in your five minute appointment that you waited 18 months for #it’s too fucking much I WANT A FUCKING BREAK #will delete this later #just needed to rant and get it out of me so it doesn’t fester like always #I’m tired #t1dlookslikeme #type 1 diabetes

[seventh-district]

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#it is 5 hrs past my bedtime and i am awake listening to Two Hearts by Dermot Kennedy on loop and crying over Rotating Shifts. again. #i couldn’t resist the urge to read the latest chapter any longer but i knew when i did i’d get like this #so Why did i wait for my period to roll around. i have made. a silly decision lmaooo #i’ve complained abt it before but i’m conflicted about how much more sensitive it makes me #my nightmares usually don’t make me cry but oh i was a Wreck this morning #so why i picked tonight to read the fic that always makes me cry is beyond me #i have never met a fic before that had me in such an intense emotional grip #and it’s fucking hilarious bc it’s not that intense of a story!! like yeah there’s been devastating parts but i’m out here having to- #-take a break every single chapter bc i’ll read one line that hits my inner child like a truck and i have to take a minute to recover #but the whiplash this fic gives me is so fucking funny and the range in the storytelling from comedy to tragedy is just.. *scream-cries* #it has my favorite characterization of Sun and Moon that i have ever seen #this chapter wasn’t even that sad i’m just Making myself sad about it #but on another level it also makes me sad in the sense that i don’t think i’ll ever be able to write something that good.. #all that i want out of my writing endeavors is to make one (1) person feel as strongly and as much as RS makes me feel #and i don’t know if i can do that. i don’t know if my writing has what it takes bc i can’t even describe exactly what it is #i don’t think it’s a science that can be replicated. things either connect with someone or they don’t #the way Sun goes from worryingly innocent ‘wdym we can’t invite strangers to live with us?’ ‘wdym we can’t adopt an adult that needs help?’ #to fucking. tearing an animatronic in half in a fit of protective rage and blocking access to all dating apps to prevent you from- #-finding anyone else bc he’s your Special Friend and he can’t have his Daydream falling for anyone else!! no no!! #it’s not a new concept but i eat it tf up when Sun is actually the one you should fear the most #like no i don’t think he’d hurt Reader but i dread to think of the things he would do For them #the back and forth between childlike innocence and terrifying intelligence possessiveness and physical capability is just mmmmm 100/10 #and don’t even get me started on Moon. or i Will start crying again #he’s ​like yeah dumbass of course i’m gonna save you every time some POS man tries to **** you. of course i will you fucking crater-head #but i will complain at you about it the Entire way home and then i will steal your fucking toilet paper and pack you a raw egg for lunch #because i hate you 🖤 but Sun loves you and we would both kill for you 🖤 also i drank all of your chocolate milk 🖤 also i hate you :) #anyways i am paraphrasing obviously and dear god i hope no one who actually reads RS sees this bc i do not want my 2am ramblings taken as- #-any kind of Official Thoughtful Analysis of the story ok pls pls pls let me be insane abt my favorite fic without having to be articulate #i just have so many fucking FEELINGS about them. i am unwell. #i’m not even tagging this i’m just hitting post and going to sleep goodnight

[galaxywhale]

the post office is so slowwww today just give me my parcel pls ;-;

#I’ve been waiting 15 minutes now and there’s still 2 people in front of me #there was I my about 5 people in front when I got here 😭

[mrazfellandco]

i need to know who was actually doing the writing in the diary at the start of episode 3 because i have never seen anybody write their 8s like that before and now i can’t stop thinking about it

#i want to assume it was michael sheen since the scene is supposed to be aziraphale writing his diary but like #i know how filming works so obviously it isn’t necessarily actually him #but i’ve never seen anybody write the number 8 like that before #it started like an s? but then joined it up? #i’ve been sitting here drawing 8s for like 5 minutes bc i can’t stop thinking about it lmao #i am also happy he crosses his 7s tho lmao bc i do that too #eli speaks #good omens #aziraphale

[softiestyx]

helloooooo my mutual(do people call each other that)...!!!! fellow music fan to fellow music fan, do you have any recommendations of bands and / or music? i need more music to listen to. personally I'm a pretty big Peach Pit fan (you never would've guessed) (the guitar solos are beautiful)) but i want to get more out of my music comfort zone

HELLO MUTUAL!!! It does not matter to me if people call each other that . We will call each other that. ANYHOW im always and forever a shooter for Norma Tanega. (Favorite songs from her are “you’re dead”, “treat me right”, and “I’m the sky”). You’d probably recognize you’re dead from what we do in the shadows if you’ve seen either the movie or the series! But her other work is very good. Very folksy!

Cub is another immediate favorite. Stuff from the box of hair album is unfortunately like impossible to find online these days (I think a specific music app owns the rights. Which sucks ass) but if you are able to find it I cant recommend pillow queen and magic 8ball enoughhh… sea pea and my chinchilla (from the betti~cola album) are amazing too though

Im also a huge they might be giants fan but I usually see the same few recommendations from flood pop up so im gonna give you nicher ones I enjoy. “nothing’s gonna change my clothes” from the pink album, “I’ve got a match” and “snowball in hell” from lincoln, “sapphire bullets” and “letterbox” from flood (I cannot avoid flood entirely. It’s extremely popular and for good reason! The entire album is a classic), “I’ll sink manhattan” from miscellaneous T… I really could keep going on forever they’ve made an absurd amount of stuff and all of it is incredibly distinct.

Other favorite bands/music artists of mine are modest mouse (PLEASEE GIVE WE WERE DEAD BEFORE YHE SHIP EVEN SANK A CHANCE IT GETS SO MUCH WORSE REP THAN IT DESERVES…) and imonster. Lust for a vampyr and goodbye sun my everythingggg

#sorry I love sounds ooo aaa music. #I like never answer stuff on my main because I don’t pay attention to the notifs on here very much. you got lucky . lets you go from the #position I’ve been strangling you in for the last 5 minutes

[morgana-pendragon]

every time i go to take these goddamn pills i forget how to swallow what is UP with that .

#and it does NOT help that they taste so fucking bad. and dissolve so quick. i’ve almost thrown up like three times this week #also cause i wanted to comment on it but not make a Poast about it — the histal being a mild sedative would be somewhat worrisome if not for #the way the side effects annoyingly amuse me akxkskfnksc like i get loopy but not laughing gas loopy — #like i’m in control of what i’m saying but my inhibitions are much lower and i can tell my words are slightly slurred skdjskjd it’s what i #imagine being high/tipsy is like for you guys? i wouldn’t know so i can only guess #and i do appreciate the way they get me to sleep but i doubt i would ever take them solely for that purpose bc of how bad they are at it #like i do get sleepy but then i don’t even fall asleep for a good while like half an hour and then when i’m ready to get up it’s like woops! #you’re too tired! so i’m up for like 5 minutes and respond to messages or eat a nibble or whatever and then i’m knocked out for another hour #and it’s like that for the whole day and i’m like Okay. Thats Not The Point Here. #and for those reasons: you have been chopped. <- can you see them taking effect? #i said that and i meant to say it. but does it make sense #not much! anyways. off to take these other two pills. pray for me #stop talking abbie

[radicalposture]

imagine what i’d be capable of if ireland had a functioning public transport system

#i’ve been driving to work lately and arriving at the university at 9 and leaving at 5 and being stuck in traffic for five minutes makes me #want to explode every car in the car park #i’m going to experiment with taking the bus but there is no bus shelter at my end and they only come like. every hour or later #i know people complain about the tube arc but every time i’ve been in london it’s like. you people get to live like this and it’s so #beautiful to me #id ride the tube all day just for fun and fantasise about how easy it is to commute compared to here

[queerbuckleys]

grief is stupid

#griefposting #aj rambles #i have nearly burst into tears at my desk 5 times. i’ve been here 45 minutes

[cryptidkey]

DONE ALL OF MY FINALS

FREEZING AT SCHOOL AGAIN IVE BEEN SITTING HERE WAITING FOR SO LONG

#And by ‘so long’ I mean I’ve been sitting here for 5 minutes #I may or may not be impatient and extremely bored #cryptic talks

[atrium-hq]

Your earlier live-blogging of the Black Rose oneshot made me think about the “Ollie is Captain Rose’s kid” theory again and I’m absolutely buzzing about it to myself

. OH FUCK

#i’ve been sitting here for like 5 minutes full matpat mode becuase of this ask so many little details line up #also #the amount of like. destiny/fate shit already tying their crew together that they didn’t even know about. can you imagine #like what are the odds. surprise the kid who snuck onto a navy ship and accidentally got kidnapped by marshal john is captain rose’s son #and somehow made his way onto a ship full of his crew’s descendants. who also somehow found each other by equally insane odds. what #anyway. yeah i’ll integrate that into my beliefs. #(also ty for sending this anon i am also absolutely buzzing abt it to myself lol) #jrwi riptide

[peapod20001]

Ngl man..this made me snort laughing

#random post #suggestive #GOD. GO D D #I’ve been awake since like. idkk #I first woke up at 4 am and idk how much sleep I got between then and when I woke up again at like 6:20 #ahmm. so I’ve been awake sincee.... for like. how math and numbers #17 hours. AND I had a test today AND also tmi but I’m bleeding AND my birthday on monday #oh wait fuck my. toast. has just been sitting here omg. my bread #and my essay...welp #I’ll just. do that. tomorrow #I can’t. I can’t pull another ‘stay up till almost 5 in the morning to turn in essay due 5 hours earlier’ #anyways I’m getting off track. my point was that I’m SOO fucked rn that THIS old drawing is what cracked me up #mhm hmhm ymt. shirley...my belovbed I don’t draw or talk about nearly enough #but I think about her exclusively when I’m in the shower (his voiceclaim songs are the ones I listen to in shower lmao) #they keep me. on track 👌 prevent me from 🙃 getting lost in shower thoughts 😤 #and not realizing I’ve been standing under the shower head for forty minutes just staring into space #I’m getting off track again but anyways uh. yea