#i'm he

[thetruthaboutlovecomesat3am]

head completely empty tonight except for this

#i'm he #avalance #it's been 25 years and i still think about this show

[milkibana]

his ass is NOT drawing

#I'm he

[rattusn0rvegicus]

But does he have a Gale of Waterdeep playlist that's over 6 hours long

#I'm he

[ithinkimightbeagoose]

guess who's making his next trip around the sun tomorrow

#it's me #i'm he #borthday #birbday #birthday #july 30

[mosshugs]

I hope whenever y’all see me posting you think of this guy

#i'm he #the very hungry caterpillar #cotton.txt

[subtly-shakespearean]

“let’s watch venom” he said. “i’m sure it won’t increase the malevolent brainrot ten fold,” he said. 

#i'm he #'you're mine' 'i got us' man fuck u this movie sucks (affectionate) #i'm tagging malevolent bc someone needs to sympathize with me #malevolent #malevolent pod

[branchedman]

"now why on earth am i so goddamn cold??" <- he has forgotten about the concept of layering

#i'm he #where will this go

[panopticonsys]

he is deathly afraid of responding to dms

#i'm he

[willowser]

he's trying folks

#i'm he #✿ shut up willow

[getostansanonymous]

he's sleepy, he's cranky

#i'm he #but ilyasm kisses

[dragontatoes]

me: wow he’s really boybossing today! he: showered, shipped a package, brushed a doll’s hair, watered plants, filed his nails, started some school assignments but didn’t finish them, didn’t do the dishes or clean anything else

#i'm he #it's like i do so much schoolwork. every week. and yet i'm only getting 75% of it done #i need to pass these classes please stop assigning so much shit

[beerpresure]

oooooo he's gonna have a metal breakdown

#i'm he

[diabloku]

king of rizz™ 🥂

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer #alastor #vivziepop #vivziepopfanart #radioapple #appleradio #rizz #Luci bagged BOTH Lilith and Eve?! #I'm sure that short king has some game lol #even tho it's a bit lame lmao #but Alastor isn't used to that #That's what he gets for being too nosy lol

[canisalbus]

✦ Bread ✦

#he's helping #own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Machete #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #bread and soup kinda lad #I'm not sure if it was the case in all monasteries but usually monks baked their own bread I believe #also huge fan of the big strong baker with nerves of steel archetype #and another one of those “I've never drawn this pose before” moments

[xiaq]

So my bike was stolen from our garage last night. My beloved, custom, carbon fiber, most-expensive-thing-I-own-aside-from-my-car bike. I just found it listed on FB marketplace. Shit is about to go down.

#im so mad i'm shaking #asking questions about it and he's just making shit up #fucking asshole

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently