#idc if he's already dead

[chilpilled]

chilchuck if he was the protagonists dead wife in a movie montage

#chilchalk #yes i posted this on twitter already but idc i think hes cute and people need to see him #thats my girlfriend. thats my lovely (dead) wife #chilchuck tims

[destinyandcoins]

lmao i know it’s 2 seasons later but it just occurred to me: what if, at the beginning of s1, instead of deciding his funeral was the best way to get everyone back in one place, reginald decided to have a wedding instead

not only do we get the entertaining side-plot of this poor person reginald has bribed/blackmailed/begged to marry him For The Con, but the only reason any of the kids show up is because they got a wedding invite and immediately went “oh now this i gotta see”

#the episode is titled ''we only see each other at WEDDINGS and FUNERALS'' #i'm just saying it could have gone the other way #the umbrella academy #half the kids are there to check in with their new stepparent and make sure they're there of their own free will #''idk what he told you but you don't have to do this. say the word and i'll get you out of here'' #''no i promise i. definitely....want to...be here :) :) '' #i can't decide if it's funnier if five knew because time travel and he's already had time to adjust to this concept #so is perfectly polite and accommodating if slightly confused because the personality he built for them in his head isn't accurate #while the rest of them are going through the 5 stages of grief over discovering their dad is capable of romance #or if through some time fuckery five came from a timeline where he saw the news that reginald is dead #and then drops into the timeline in the middle of a fucking wedding and is COMPLETELY blindsided by this #but doesn't have time to deal with this shit #somehow THIS is the timeline where they do manage to prevent the apocalypse #and at the end of everything the new stepparent divorces the fuck out of reginald ASAP because holy shit they were not paid enough for this #and yet they're like ''well i did what you asked (even if you didn't mention the LOOMING APOCALYPSE) #but holy shit i'm taking these kids in the divorce because what the fuck dude what the FUCK. idc if they're all adults #they need a better family and now i'm obligated to be that for them'' #and reginald was playing fast and loose because of the LOOMING APOCALYPSE and didn't sign a prenup #so the new stepparent gets the academy (the property AND the actual kids) and reginald has to move out and live on the streets #tua meta

[ihateornithologists]

my body is a machine that turns my mildly weird irl situations into rudolf memes

#5 minutes later i started telling her about rudolf (my normal behavior.) idk something about his shitty childhood etc #and she's like 'it's ok he's dead already' #FAIR POINT HSKJKH #(i'm already drawing like 3 different people as tod idc anymore hes just an abstract meme concept).... :/ #well at least there is one of them who's actually fucking talking to me. sometimes. ... #elisabeth das musical #kronprinz rudolf

[bartonbones]

the bear, season 2 || "your needs, my needs" noah kahan

#the bear #carmy berzatto #the bear season 2 #the bear fx #as i said. do you love the color of the sky length post #this would be better as a tiktok but idk how to make tiktoks and it was stuck so bad in my head #ideally “dead eyed ” would have included carmy's thousand mile stares from s1 AND s2 but it was already long enough #also important to me that the first “dead” stare is when he's remembering nyc chef telling him he should be dead <3 #anyway. i'm crazy. #edit okay after posting it those are technically the wrong lyrics and it should be dead eyed dead weight but anyway im stupid and idc #has noah kahan considered my lyrics fit better here

[todayisafridaynight]

seeing info only about the kiryu and majima statuettes but absolute radio silence on the ichi one is utterly sending me. Theyre hiding the fact theyre gonna make ichi pale as a cracker again

#snap chats #theyre in the lab making a skin tone with melanin in it for once im SCREAMING #JUST LET ME SEE MY BOY PAINTED LET ME SEE HOW BAD THE DAMAGE IS #whether i spend $150 is entirely dependent on if ichi is pale or not and im so serious its why i didnt get his plushie #anyways i got hate crimed today i was getting lunch with my dumbass friend WHICH. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY I DO #CAUSE WE JUST SIT IN DEAD SILENCE AND SHES TERRIBLE AT CONVERSATION RIGHT anyway. #we were getting lunch and her prof ask her like ‘oh are you on a date <3’ like prof i would rather kms !!!! then go on a date with this gir #literally my biggest fear i hope people dont think we’re dating id actually drop out #‘snap you make her sound awful’ because she is and i dont feel bad about bullying her anymore NO LISTEN #WE WERE PLAYING Y7 LAST NIGHT AND SHE BUTT DIALS HER FRIEND. LIKE A DUMBASS. #AND DEADASS ME AND HER FRIEND JUST TALK ON HER PHONE ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE SUCKS.. WHILE SHES SITTING RIGHT THERE. #i felt so validated cause everything he was complaining about id complain about like oohhhh my god i should meet him #hes the guy that called me that invincible character. and mystery man. i think i talked about this already wait— #ITS STILL FUNNY TO ME IDC ive never felt so seen in my life. why an i friends with this girl idk we’ll figure out one day #right now i want. ichi statue to be real and tanned #ok bye i have class soon

[viktormaru]

I shoulve just copied the text before i erased it but im talking omen brainworms

#look hes already dead!! its over #and yet... hes still here... its like what now... #its like me when i went past age 20 trying to figure out who i was and i should do when i never thought id make it to that age #or maybe not idk idc im thinking abt omen

[supercityboys]

I was writing last night and I was really thinking about even though Nishiki is probably the most important personal antagonist that Kiryu has, his lack of a backstory is what gives us Kiryu’s perspective of him because we see what Kiryu sees and Kiwami’s flashbacks of 1995 do no justice to his character because they’re only the lead up to why he’s jaded but not what makes Nishiki himself.

And I (like other people) heavily criticize Kazama’s actions/decisions throughout the series but I can also undoubtedly see how he’s Kiryu and Nishiki’s father. I see Nishiki as spoiled. Not in the way of candy and riches but you can see exactly where Nishiki wasn’t denied when he should’ve been. I don’t see Kiryu as favored as so much as I see Kazama using him as a pawn. If Nishiki wasn’t evil and still as powerful Kazama would be using him the same way Kazama was using Sera.

#mine #nishikiyama akira #like I feel that kazama only replaced Kiryu with Nishiki not for Kiryu’s sake like we’re lead to believe in K1’s flashback #but because he needed that upper hand. shimano had majima and had already left Dojima’s wing years prior #to me kazama just wanted his foot in the door. someone had to replace his family while he stepped into dojima’s. daigo wasn’t old enough #Kiryu was in jail. he only had Nishiki. who wasn’t any emotional space to do so. if anyone knew Nishiki devotion to his siblings it was #Kazama. one half dead one missing one in jail. Just do this one thing for me boy and you’ll honor us all #idc Kazama used Haruka. plain and simple. he used Yumi and Sera to get close with Jingu. #we don’t know enough about Nishiki basically. but I guarantee that like it’s Kazama’s fault

[astro-b-o-y-d]

"Guess I was good for something after all." Stan, I am going to kill your father with my bare hands.

#Hayley Speaks #This man...this man. #IDC if Filbrick is probably already dead; I'll kill him again #Zombies exist; he can crawl his ass out of that grave so I can put a bullet between his eyes

[starlooove]

What terrifies me Abt season 2 is that they might go try and make the whole Jinx thing ekkos fault or have Ekko be OOC bc of Jinx Stans

#like yknow how media gets influenced by fans? #TERRIFIED for that #jinx Stans already do this but if the SHOW starts stripping her of accountability Imma kms #AND #they already demonize tf outta ekko when they’re not ignoring his character to ship them #I like timebomb btw I don’t like how y’all do it 💀 #but anyways yeah terrified jinx Stans are gonna further infantilize her whilst getting mad at Ekko for trying and not trying at the same tim #CAN YALL BELEIVE THE TWITTER THREADS THAT HAD PPL SAYING HOW EVERYONE FAILED JINX #AND HALF OF EM WOULD SAY EKKO DIDNT TRY HARD ENOUGH TO HELP #AND THE OTHER HALF WOULD SAY EKKO TRIED SO MUCH HE PUSHED HER AWAY?? #be so fr rn #ekko the only one with common sense bru #RVERYONE EAS SO MAD HE SAID POWDER WAS GONE #WHETHER HE WAS RIGHT OR NOT FROM HIS POV HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO BELIEVE OTHERWISE #he literally thought everyone else was dead and then she comes back and is working with the mf who killed them all like #imma be an ekko defender till I DIE when s2 comes out idc #cause I already know y’all don’t like blk ppl look what u did with Mel #anyways #arcane

[kingcervix]

It's 3 am and I'm nauseous and I don't have a date tomorrow but I also don't NOT have a date tomorrow. It's platonic..but it might not be by the end of.it. if I have anything to say about it

#queerhottopic.txt #ig ore the spelling mistakes idc anymore #I can't tell if I wanna date him or what but I'll feel it out tomorrow and go for it if it seems right ig #I'm dead tired and sickly this is a terrible start #what if he thinks I'm ugly #also do I pass now??? am I supposed to use the men's bathroom when I get there. I need to bring temp tats #and my wallet. my big fuck of a wallet. Idk if I'll bring my headphones. my fat fuck pockets better fit this shit #and I nedd to take $20 out. don't let me forget. not that I'm explicitly asking anyone to remind me tomorrow. it's just something to say #I better not overheat and turn into a puddle tho. I need my hoodie or I'll die. but also it's like 9000 degrees. choices. #and I'm gonna wear my glasses. what if he doesn't even recognize me at first. he already forgot I wore glasses once before #all things for me to figure out in.... 8 ish hours #tags r funny bc this is literally just me writing out my train of thought. this is what my freak ass brain looks like from inside #I'm gonna go pass out now. the sleeping one not the fainting one. okay goodbye

[sleepyjim]

do u have any current wips ur really excited about :}}

I DO I DO I DO !! they exist . exclusively in my brain rn tho :( will rant incoherently in the tags /lh

#one is sorta jasico #where jason is Dead but he inhabits nicos body #might habve already been done before but idk #another is a character study of jason #but i threw some of my silly little headcanons in there :3 for funsies :3 it starts pre-hoo and then hoo/toa #a lot of stuff is same as canon but more focus on his backstory and also valgrace and also jason is a system #then theres some separate drabbles with system jason stuff because I Am Plagued #some tøp stuff also #system clancy basically #and oh yeah . au where nico dies a bunch of times during his time in tartarus #and another one same concept where pefcy and annabeth die a bunch of times in tartarus #also might have been done before but idc lolzy /lh #anyway ! :333 #idk if any of these will Ever leave my . internal brain notebook so . dont get too excited /hj /lh #pjo hoo toa #twenty one pilots #tøp #ask #no idea who i am #uhhhh #tyler (xe/nox/he/sol/they/night) #<maybe

[jeffysatur]

anyway kinn is So embarrassing for just letting tawan in again after all that like babes u deserve a coup for that

#kinnporsche #kinn defenders dont do this to yourselves like dude is letting tawan do whatever he wants already smh #shoulda just shot him outside the temple 😴😴 #admit it if this was real kinn would be dead like 20 times over by now #anyway idc if kinn is 'pretending to trust tawan' what hes doing is once again hurting porsche bc he refuses to communicate #if he really does wholly trust Porsche still and its performative to protect him then TELL HIM FFS #bc in the end it is just more reasons for porsche to not trust kinn #would you trust someone who is constantly pulling a 180 on you every few business days?

[alivehouse]

crazy thought but i dont think having a phone thats a few years old should absolutely cripple your ability to download any apps whatsoever

#mailing anthrax to mr steve jobs himslef for this one. idc if hes already dead

[todayisafridaynight]

That fuckin new bucket list trailer for 8?????????

hey what if we all just cut ourselves in half after this huh

#snap chats #OH MY GOD WIFE DATE REAL ???? #'the first time i pay my respects' and it just so happens yall show up together...... just tell me theyre married already.. #sorry guys im delulu about the marital status of date and kiryu like.... wife... #bUT MORE IMPORTANTLY SURVIVE REUNION SCENE REAAAAAL WHAT IF WE ALL KILLED OURSELVES #i love how akiyama. #its genuinely so funny how this whole time everyone @ akiyama like 'kiryus dead you have to move on' #and he Rightfully So is just Nuh Uh <3 like can someone tell my guy he was right #I Repeat absolutely no one who knows kiryu ever believed he was really dead cmon now.. #OK BUT WAIT SPEAKING OF BEING DELULU POCKET CIRCUIT FIGHTER PLOT SIGNIFICANCE REAL ? MAYBE ? #idc im just glad..... photo....... i also think kiryu and PCF are married btw #lovers in another timeline... if fate didnt pull them apart theyd be forever <- if kiryu committed to stop being apart of the yakuza #LET ME SEE GRANDPA PCF NEOW #sorry this was the cutest trailer. and by Cutest Trailer im going to fucking throw up WAHHH #i cant ignore the fact i had to listen to goofy's eng va deliver the fuckin uhhhhh what the word NARRATION. YEAH. #there's a kingdom hearts joke here so imagine i made it but anyway. thank you for drawing this to my attention #im going to go eat shit and die

[apartmentofdark]

havent watched rampage yet but im gonna wanna throw bricks at preston i already know it

#hurting the homunculus' feelings what the fuck is wrong with u man..... #my mom has a huge crush on preston i already know we're gonna have the most heated argument abt this #idc john silver deserves the world. like so does the rest of the dark order but i have a special place in my heart for the meat man #if john silver has 1000 fans im one of them if he has 10 fans im one of them if he has no fans im dead etc etc #✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

[luobingmeis]

maybe i am biased but not nie/yao “disguising fear as respect for years until you have a way out” but nie/yao “trying to curry favor to your terrified wits end until it rots into hatred”

anyways jgy holding nmj’s severed head can be so personal

#this is in reference to a very good piece i saw from the nighthaunt zine 👁 #but yeah if i think abt ny for too long i go a bit insane #and nmj sealed his fate when he locked jgy down the stairs but he was already dead #and then my/jgy was done in nmj’s eyes from the killing of the jin soldier #and frankly maybe i’m biased but at this point idc #i think my/jgy trying to win back nmj’s favor vs. nmj’s very staunch judgement/personal justice system #is so fun #bc. if it hasn’t been evident. i’ve been toiling with nmj lately #bc i have simultaneously been getting frustrated w/ readings of him but i am no where near an ‘apologist’ #bc frankly i could care less abt whether nmj was right or wrong #like i do not agree as a person w/ his actions but i also! do not care! #my own moral judgement doesn’t mean anything to me #what matters to me is 1) i love nmj #and 2) that nmj wasn’t just doing all of that bc like. idk he’s inherently malicious #it is that he has a very black and white/with me or against me way of justice #and it is that by which he views the world and governs himself #and if he deems u unjust then. well! that’s it! #PLUS the added thing that like. he cared for my and a huge reason /why/ he was so up in arms #after the killing of the jin soldier #is /because/ he considered himself incredibly close with my and that he was someone who could be trusted #and i think a lot abt nmj’s unfairness towards jgy #vs. the debt he believed he owed jgy post-sunshot (ie joining the brotherhood) #vs. wwx’s observation in empathy that for a time nieyao /seemed/ to get better #i want to shake jgy like a piggybank and find out if he was /always/ terrified of nmj after sunshot or if it ebbed and flowed #bc from nmj’s pov it does almost look like it’s gonna change before it reverts right back :) #and don’t even get me started on the song of clarity bc like. #was it just to finally get nmj out of jgy’s personal way. was it to get nmj out of the jin’s way. was it both! #i’ve been reading it as both lately not only bc it makes sense to me imo #but also bc jgy is the person who /would/ have both the personal amd ‘logistical’ reason to kill his da-ge #aka if nmj is out of the way than jgs will be pleased and jgy will be doing his duty making sure his father is pleased :)