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thepucegoose · 6 years

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was tagged by @scifistudies bc they’re v cute

Rules: Tag 20 followers you’d like to get to know better

Name: Kit

Nickname: people call me Kit-Kat sometimes :D also at school they sometimes called me Reedy-Boy which i think was supposed to be an insult but i loved it

Gender/pronouns: they/them pronouns, i reckon i’m nonbinary bc i feel kind of like a girl and kind of like a boy and sort of neither idek gender is weird

Zodiac sign: cancer

Height: i’m v nearly 5′7″

Sexuality: sexuality gets kind of weird when gender gets all muddled but basically generally Girls u kno? i just say i’m gay

Languages spoken: english and i can speak conversational bsl (just about). i also know a tiny bit of french and an even tinier bit of hebrew. i can read welsh pronunciation and say i want toast which is p much all i need to know i reckon.

Favourite season: autumn

Favourite fruit: raspberries

Favourite scent: my mum’s baking in the oven

Favourite colour: yellow!!!

Favourite animal: just Animals u kno

Dogs or cats: dogs,, but also,,,,, cats

Coffee, tea, hot chocolate: tea pls

Average hours of sleep: 8-ish? i try to aim for 9

Favourite song: i really love music oh man, this is Not a comprehensive list. i love allll grace petrie songs but especially maggie thatcher’s dream, the best thing i never had, the distance, and sunshine (it physically hurts to only write four there). i also really like the mountain goats; my fave song of theirs is maybe dance music. also: california and the circle game by joni mitchell; supernatural by ken ashcorp; mary mccaslin’s version of living without you; ain’t life sweet by penny lang; letter from america by the proclaimers (i’ve seen them live!! this is what happens when ur mum is scottish); the binding of isaac by schmekel; broken things which was part of the sweet liberties project; girls by the 1975; and two of us by the beatles. i like so many genres but i definitely have a Type when it comes to my faves.

No. of blankets you sleep with: one but w another at the end of the bed. it was crocheted by my great-granny.

Favourite fictional characters: starsky my boy i love him so much im gon cry (also hutch i love him too). jim kirk (from the original series of trek), jamie mccrimmon (from classic who), bunny manders (from the raffles series bc Bunny Is Nonbinary), jadzia dax (from deep space nine), also i’m still getting to know him and he’s a mess but i love fox mulder (from the x files)

Dream trip: I like going to northern france and also scotland w my family but I reckon it’d be cool to visit the states too.

Dream job: rn i want to be a carpenter and build kitchens.

Blog created: i made my first blog in 2012 but idk when i made this one.

Favorite artists: i like leonardo da vinci just bc i think he’s wildly relatable like my boy started so many paintings and only finished 12 he was so adhd.

Favorite books: i like maurice by e.m. forster. even tho it’s Problematic [tm]. also there but for the by ali smith and the don camillo stories by giovannino guareschi. i like david sedaris’s stuff a lot too and i’ve met him!! i’m reading meddling kids by edgar cantero atm and it’s a queer pastiche of scooby doo and the famous five and it’s stunning? it’s about this group of folks who were teen crime fighters in the 70s but it’s set in 1990 and one of them’s dead but Nate’s still talking to him lol and honestly it’s So Good.

Why I made this account: bc im trash for hyperfixations and tumblr is a Terrible Enabler.

Followers: 51!! i’m only v small and it’s a relatively new blog.

I tag:

@monsterhuntingsince93 @thepucegoose @desdoesstuff

if anyone else wants to do it just say i tagged you im so terrible at tagging people and also there’s no obligation if i have :D

#personal #u can reblog if u want but i cant see why you'd want to :D

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valkurious69 · 6 years

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My Sweet Sacrifice CH. 6

Okaaaaaaeeeeeey so it’s a chapp. I’m wrtoin tia haff aslep so don blame me if its kinda croozy. I was jus lek DOEET an my brains like cool k cmere fone

--------------- “Hay I’m vex how’s your sex lyfe gurl”

“Wot??” I screech as he pulls me in2 his car. Wed just laft the hot docs palace not evun1 min ago and alrady dis guy was all up in ma groll. Topical. I know what it means whena men asks bout my sexy life.

They wan in.

“It jus lookt like I was interrupin some sorta lovers spat back dere,” he clericfied, starting up his all black chargr w chrome metal detaling sides. The seat wee all black velvet leather and the stealing wheel was all black sude w chains warped a round and connected in the centre by a sliver skull head. Even tho I apprech the goth, I was still sorta salty about bein quest shunned an abdicated by wannab Cry Bby. (AN: SUCKA DICK)

“Pffbt lover squirrel...” I repped, foldn me arms and scootn down in teh set. “f U mean how I was been attacked by her lover than shore. It was a Quirrell.”

“Ey feet offta dash!” He chapped, snappin his fingers and suddenly movin my feet magically 4 me bak to da floor. That got my attendance. Butt ass soon as I opera my mouth, he filed it. “Ah so ur dee otha womun... that explanation it” he mused vexingly.

“Ex plane what? Liek how you can contorts mah boody??” I wasn’t about 2 let dat go so ease lilly. “Oar who u really arr??”

His laugh echolocated thru da car frondly. If I want so mad iwoosa bean aroused. Wit his accent it sounded pretty nice, like a posh cackle. Maybe he was a hot warloxk. Aloe east a sorcererr. Whatevs he was he was def dork.

“I’m surpassed u don kno me,” he chortled after a whale, smiling w his eyes while sterling w one hand, resting an arm on the windoe. “Or at least remembers me. Does is this mean has widdle Tamskn forgot all aboot her fave babeh sitter?”

I grasped loudly.

“Yor MY vex!??” I creamed, jumpin up in ma seat. I hadn seen that guy sense I was jus starting in the valk acadmy!! He locked hlla diff tho, which is why I din reckon eyes him. (AN: sum ppl look soups diff after years laterrre!!11!111? It’s not wired is grown up!!) I laffd in my head at it, he was such a prepp b4!! Used 2 where polos an jeans an no makup. An now...I guess sum ppl do find their tru image l8tr.

Even added an accent an everyfing.

“The 1and only lovie,” he grinned chekilh. “And lucky lil you, u get to refresh ur mammory all over again, cuz guess who’s back in da bay sitting biz for today only!” He winks and fingergummed at me.

I razed an eyebro. “So u R kinaping me.” I wasn’t evn mad anymor honestly. Anything 2 get outta class. “Who sent u? My mom?”

He cukled, voix deeper than ush. An kinda hot, tbh. Maybe I culd make an assception n screw mah bbysister. While I was imagering what kinda things he could occupy my time w, he spoke again. “moar like mumsy’s BfF, the mighy miss morrigan”

Ok w that I turned 2 lock @ hymn.

“Woa whoa woah...” I razored my eyebrows all da way up, hands out in teh backup jest you’re. “U mean 2 tell me that da Moron asked u to kidnape me??”

“Kid nap is such an ugly term,” he mused cryptology, smirkn two himself in da review mirror as he adjusted it. An then his goat tee. “I perfer ta think of eat like... temperately acquired. I beleaf the morrign’s extract words were ‘relive the joys o yer previous employ meant’.... which, no offense to mumsy, I’m not exactly keen about doin”

“Niece 2 sea you wan 2 hang out sooooo bad,” I equipped snidely. “Not extractly hapee myself bout it...” even tho in secret truth I was axtually warmed up 2 him now. Kinda evan exited to catch up some. I mean, he did turn out petty cool n all..

“Well..” he fished, censoring my poutiness. “wot would u rather, I drop u back off at dear ol doctors so you can finish gettin ur eyes clawed out in a catfit, orrrrr...” he snerked knowingly despite my fold armed stare. “Stick wiff me an get an all-expensive paid shopping trip courtesan of the Morgan?”

An dats how we found ourselvs at a nearby Hot Tropic.

“OMF!!!11!11” I squelled, grabbing a thousand peaces an thorin them behind me 4 him 2 catch. “I cant beleaf dey got da new rave line out already!! it want even supposed to be available til next month!!!//!!”

“Yah yah...” he rolled eyes from behind a mountain of sequels and hollagraphic prints. “Butt listen, if ur gonna rally blend in2 that concert so u can catch Dysome.. (AN: She told him in da Carr bout this sick as concert dyson was gonna B @ and her plan 2 catch him while thur. Plus it’s leik her faaaabe alt indie underground band so like. Two birds w 1 Gaston) then u shuld leave this 2 the professional” He jerked a thumb at hisself.

“Woowwwwwwwwwwwwx100” she reptiled, turning on him w hands on hips. “Way 2 assume u can out-dress a girl!” (AN: she’s a FEMMIKNITS, okaaaayyy?? All vaklurers are all bout women over men, got it?) “Weigh two assume u no how 2 dress @ all!” he snerked back, already grubbing some peaces off there hangars. I pooted an gave him my beast glare b4 he thru all my close to the flooer an pushed his picks in2 my surprised arms. “Now git yer a$$ into da changeling room so u can give Ol’ Vexxy a proper shipping montage grrrrrrrrrrrl!” *snap snop*

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gizoogletranslateshomestuck · 6 years

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> Jizzay: Answa Lalonde. Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up.

tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began bother'n gutsyGumshoe [GG] at 11:24

TG in tha hood: jane TG so you betta run and grab yo glock: hey TG: jaaaney TG: ansrew plz TG: *drug deala TG: jaaaaaaaaaane

GG: Omg. GG: Anotha dogg house production. Overreact mizzy? I kizzy you wait'n fo` all of two seconds now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe! GG: Where have yizzy been todizzle?

TG: nizzle J-to-tha-izzust perpetratin' hizzay TG: when all of tha sudden

GG so show some love, niggaz! "All of a sudden."

TG: whizzay all of tha sudden TG: it hizzay me TG: Tru niggaz do niggaz. thaf we hizzay somethig really fuckin important ta rap 'bout

GG: Dis hizzit you just now? We made plans ta get 'n touch early dis morn'n, n I H-to-tha-izzave seen neitha hide nor hair of y-aw day.

TG: it hits me that TG: jakes bdiznay be com'n up really soon TG: just a few days before mizzay remembr TG n shit: or i gizzay it wizzould be if it W-to-tha-izzasnt fo` tha end of tha wiznorld thats 'bout ta happen

GG: Oh, fo` Pizzles sake.

TG: i just wanted yo' advice on what ta git hizzim TG: sum-m sum-m sentimental i guess? bizzut i mizzay im mostly tapped out of precious heirlooms atm so idk TG: bizzy not like weed-smokin' com'n on too strong TG paper'd up: sum-m sum-m that sez TG wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: dis be totes platonic n steppin' TG: no eyebrow rais'n funnybiz be goin on over here TG: but still sez you know TG: Slap your mutha fuckin self. call me TG: if you wiznanna

GG: Grrr. GG: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. Now I know yoe jok'n around ta git mah goat.

TG: ahaha TG dogg: yizzay TG: tha gizzoat steppin' th'n i mean TG: but joking oh no i think nizzy TG: u dizzy think thizzay if i dizzy say he was off limits on account of you bein mah best frizziend TG, know what im sayin? i wouldnt be all tha hell ova that???? TG: daaaaamn TG: T-H-to-tha-izzat rugge' senseof adventure TG: tha delightful silly vernacular thizzats lizzle TG: wizzle n bewitchingly not self aware TG yeah yeah baby: thizzay adorbizzle teeth TG: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. swoooooooooon <3

GG: Nooooo, stop. :(

TG: wiznell shit jane TG: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. what be i even suppoze' ta do TG: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. i cizzay hit on anybizzle n appaprently i can entertain nary a frizzle THOUGHT 'bout anyboby coz apparizzle evrybodies OFF LIMITS!!!!! TG so i can get mah pimp on: *bizzay goddamn typizzos TG: shizzit suuucks TG cuz Im tha Double O G: you dizzle even let me sizzay yo' dad be hot even thizzle we both know he way tha fizzy is i mean cizzay one TG: *one TG: Holla! *on

GG: Y-to-tha-izzeah. Coz it weird so sit back relax new jacks get smacked! GG: N yoe drunk. spittin' that real shit:P

TG: correction TG: drink'n TG cuz Im tha Double O G: prensent tenze TG: grammar jane

GG: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. I don't see whizzay yizzle dizzon't try ta cizzle thizne favor of Mr. Stridizzle. If you ask me, he n you be perfect fo` each otha where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'.

TG: oh jizzy TG: so naive TG: soooo niaev

GG: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. Lordy ya feelin' me? GG with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: How ciznan you be thizzle fargone so early? I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. GG ya feelin' me? It isn't even nizzle yet and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow.

TG: Drop it like its hot. yizzy forget we live 'n very different T-to-tha-izzime zones TG: its a lizzle cracka H-to-tha-izzere

GG: Yoe three hours aheezee of me!

TG: youd wiznould be amaze' TG: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. hizzay mizzle can happen TG: 'n 3 H-to-tha-izzours

GG: Tsk to increase tha peace. What wizzy yo' motha hizzle to say if she caught you?

TG: p S-to-tha-izzure she W-to-tha-izzouldnt give a shit TG: i mean TG: shes tha one who stizzle thegizzle D-to-tha-izzamn liquor cabizzles 'n tha firts place TG: i dont even thizzle she eva had a drizzop 'n ha life probably TG: so why else be she pizzle it there it wiznas like TG hittin that booty: a passive aggrassive dare fo` me TG: *aggressizzle TG: Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. jiznut tha sizzay of mizzind gizzle she would play

GG: So even if yo' insane n paranoid theory happens to be trizzue, yo' respizzle be, "Screw it! T-to-tha-izzime ta help mysizzay ta all dis M-to-tha-izzind game booze and yo momma."

TG: yuuuuuuuuuuuup TG: pppp mcuh

GG: Groan. You be completelizzle impossible lizzle dis. GG: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. I cizzle believe you choze ta do dis today of all diznays. It dont stop till the wheels fall off. I should hizzave known betta cuz its a doggy dog world! GG: Hizzle I be wak'n up brizzay n early, waiting all day wit mah noze presze' against dis glizzay fo` tha mail ta come and wonder'n if you'll eva lizzy on, n all tizzy whiznile yizzy are J-to-tha-izzust gett'n B-L-to-tha-izzind frontin' schnocka-bottomed D-R-to-tha-izzunk.

TG: wizzy blingin' fo` TG: 'n tha mail TG like old skool shit: be someth'n happen'n today or sum-m sum-m

GG and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: &%#$@ in tha dogg pound!!! GG: Tha alpha! GG: Jeez-Louise, yizzou be hopeless.

TG: oh yeah TG keep'n it real yo: thizzat frontin'

GG: Be you at all ready ta play if it comes?

TG: i giznuess TG: but TG: yizzay sizzle yizzou even want ta play dis th'n TG: u kizzy its just what tha batterwitch wizzants you ta do

GG: Not dis again.

TG hittin that booty: if yizzle wizzant ta go aheezee and be a chump jane its ur call im just gang bangin' TG: i knizzay what a C-H-to-tha-izzump L-to-tha-izzooks lizzy TG: n yizzy dizzle look like no chiznump i eva saw TG: if you go thriznu wit dis ill hizzy ta add yo' porfile ta mah chump R-to-tha-izzoll TG like this and like that and like this and uh: which be lizzay dis real actizzle th'n i maintain TG: intsead of bein a joke TG: be tizzy waht you want TG: *wizzle

GG: Tha "Batterwitch" DOES NIZZY EXIST! GG: It be an idiotic urban legend. Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. GG: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. How manizzle times have I explizzle dis? Mah bootylicious, bootylicious grandmotha who founded tha company n be accuze' of holding dis identitizzle would hizzave ta be almost two hundred years old if she were still alive today. Tha idizzle is sizzuch preposterous hogwash it hardly wizzy dignify'n witta rational rizzle. GG: Tha iconic F-to-tha-izzace of tha company isn't even a R-to-tha-izzeal person! She was fabricated lizzle ago mobbin' thizzle cizzles blunt-rollin' years cuz this is how we do it.

TG: right TG: as TG if you gots a paper stack: you kizzy TG so bow down to the bow wow! an alta ego TG: fo` somizzle more sinista

GG: Such cuckoobird nonsenze. GG: 'n anizzle caze, I don't understand the nature of dis second guess'n, besides messin' it up ta yo' unwelcome inebriation so jus' chill. GG: We hizzad agree' you wizzay play wit me fo my bling bling. Yizzle sounded excited 'bout it! GG wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: Have you even obtained your copy yet??

TG: um TG: heh TG: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. yizzay "obtianizzle" TG: sizzle did

GG but real niggaz don't give a fuck: Through your various technologically crypotgraphic means, I presume?

TG: oh yizzle bet TG: hacked tha S-H-TO-THA-IZZIT out of thoze T-TO-THA-IZZIGHT mainframes n all TG: sizzay jackpot like TG: a BUNCH of times TG: all thoze TG: cyhpa n bobbytraps TG so bow down to the bow wow! backdoor trojizzles n what nizzle TG: were no mizzy TG: 4 mai codizzle TG: gangsta

GG: : Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit.| GG: I be quizzically narrow'n mah eyes perpetratin' ta sizzolve tha joke you be attempt'n, assum'n it evizzle is one.

TG: ok jane what im say'n be that TG: 'n tha parlance of clockin' cauze i know thizzay is what giznets you off TG: is T-H-to-tha-izzat TG: it wizzy a fuckizzle cakewake TG: **cakewalk

GG: Oh cuz I'm fresh out the pen.

TG: like by wich i mean not ta say hizzle hizzur im hottest shizzay haxxor bitch you eva kizzy TG: as deadlizzle to tha corporizzle grid ass shizzle be beatuiful TG: which i BE but TG: what i mizzy be shit wasnt even guardizzle TG: it was jizzle TG: some files TG: thizzat were there TG: unsecured TG: n i tizzle T-H-to-tha-izzem TG: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. jacked them right offa that intraweb telematrice TG: tizzy apply lipstick TG: F-to-tha-izzemme fizzle stylizzle TG: n wizzle like S-H-to-tha-izzit yes i ALL KINDS of K-N-to-tha-izzow how ta uze mah web browsa ta download serveral filizzles

GG: Rizzle? Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf.

TG, niggaz, better recognize: yizzeah TG: so now TG and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: i gots it TG: if u really wizzy play TG: whizzay you shouldnt

GG: Hrm. Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. That be a bit puzzl'n. Its just anotha homocide. I thiznought dis software was highly proprietary.

TG: Boo-Yaa! i told you TG: sizzy wants yizzy ta play TG: wizzy us all ta TG: part of ha BIG PLANS TG: Holla! n ur ridin' right into em TG: like TG: a TG: chhhhhhhhhhhhh....

GG: Ump, yes, I know. You miznade yourself clear. Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. GG: Bizzy what D-to-tha-izzoesn't add up 'bout yo' stizzle be, GG: I believe SOMEBODY dizzay want me ta play. GG droppin hits: Hizzay elze d-ya explain tha recent attizzles on mah lizzay? Death row 187 4 life.

TG: Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. dunno TG: sizzle out they wizzants tha stock prizzle ta T-to-tha-izzake a hizzay cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map?

GG: "there"

TG: orrrr TG: its just M-to-tha-izzore conniv'n of tha witch

GG: Slap your mutha fuckin self. So dis hypothetical monstrosity wants me ta succee', but also wizzants me ta die paper'd up? GG: Makes a lot of sense!

TG: wouldnt put it past ha TG: makizzles you feel perpsecuted TG: redoublizzles yo' determination ta play TG: u advance hizzay pizzy 'n whateva incomprehensible way TG: until suddenly yizzay did evryth'n she needed you ta TG: at which P-to-tha-izzoint you become craaaaizzle expendable yo TG: n tizzy TG: she expizzles you TG: lizzay a wad of boondizzles on shitty bc merch

GG fo yo bitch ass: I see. Dis is sound'n less like a crackpot conspiracy theory by tha mizzle!

TG: w/e alls im pimpin' be a bunch of stuff thizzats def triznue ta tha max TG: ill send dis file ta yizzou tho n what yizzou do wiht its up ta yizzay TG: so you wizzle it nizzy or W-H-to-tha-izzat

GG: Hm. It tempt'n, n I'm curious as hizzy ta play it. Im crazy, you can't phase me. GG: But tha mail shiznould be blunt-rollin' any minizzle! I've waitizzle dis long fo` it, so I miznight as well uze tha official discs addresze' to me. GG: Whiznen it comes, I do hizzle yizzay chiznange yo' tune. GG: Niznot ta mention brew yoself a pot of coffee n soba yo' drunk butt up.

TG: mah drizzle butts tune wiznill stizzay as unchanged as it will remain un not driznunk TG: mizzakr mah barley corerent words

GG: Hoo hiznoo! Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. Ok, fizzy enizzle. GG: Biznut I believe tizzy when we start play'n togetha, yizzou'll cizzay around. GG: Personally, I can hizzle contain mah excitement playa it cuz Im tha Double O G. GG: If years ago someone told me, which incidentally someone DIZZAY, that today I would have an exclusizzle opportunitizzle ta play what be absolutely tha most steppin' edge immersive simulizzle game eva releaze', develizzle by a company which hizzle already done so mizzuch fo` tha advancement of humanizzle, I would have S-to-tha-izzaid, "Shucks, busta, sign me up ta help you tap dat ass!"

TG: Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. jane

GG: Yes?

TG: jaaaane

GG thats off tha hook yo: What! Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up.

TG: J-to-tha-izzane TG: did u know TG in tha hood: that i be uttrely TG: 'N LOVE TG: wit tha fact that TG: i hizzy a best nigga TG: who sez perpetratin' TG: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. liznike TG with the S-N-double-O-P: shucks busta

GG: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. Shoosh you, drunky from tha streets of tha L-B-C! :B GG: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. Oh... Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. GG: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh fo' sho'...

TG droppin hits: wtf

GG: Tha straight trippin'. GG: Tha flappy steppin'!

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