#incorect tdp quotes

[raylas-blade]

Claudia: *plays Sophia the First theme song*

Soren: *Sings the entire thing*

Viren: ???

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[totally-correct-tdp-quotes]

Callum: Some people give off a vibe like, ‘Do not fuck with me.’

Callum: My vibe is more like, ‘Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you.’

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[jamestherocketscientist]

So I heard “Galway Girl” on the radio while driving and this happened...

She killed people in a Xadian band But she fell in love with an human prince Kissed her on the neck and then I took her by the hand Said, "baby, I just want to dance" I meet her on a dark corridor while killing my dad She shared an ethics debate with me while my brother flashed a frog She asked me what does it mean, the dragon egg on your vault? Said it was one of Viren's crimes, do you want to fight now? She took down Claudia, a sorceress, just for the fun She’s called me a mage she’s not a monster as we had thought

Chatted some more, we started to trust Then got on our way, to give back Zym to his mom

You know, she killed people in a Xadian band But she fell in love with a human prince Kissed her on the neck and then I took her by the hand Said, "baby, I just want to dance" With my pretty little Xadian girl You're my pretty little Xadian girl

You know she beat me at darts and then she beat me with blades And then she kissed me like there was nobody else in the room

As we made our journey all the way back to her land

After fighting monsters, villagers and mages I never had seen someone slash a monster so sweet On a cursed mountain using her pointy blades Oh, if I could have her train Soren for a week

And in all the chaos I swear she was looking at me

You know, she killed people in a Xadian band But she fell in love with an human prince Kissed her on the neck and then I took her by the hand Said, "baby, I just want to dance" My pretty little Xadian girl My, my, my, my, my, my, my Xadian girl My, my, my, my, my, my, my Xadian girl My, my, my, my, my, my, my Xadian girl

And now we've accomplished our mission and it's parting time I was holding her hand, her hand was holding mine Our hearts both full of peace, hope and love As we fill up our lungs with the cold air of the night I walked her home then she took me inside To show me some art and magical runes I swear I'm gonna put you in a sketch that I draw About a Xadian girl and a fight for peace

She killed people in a Xadian band But she fell in love with an human prince Kissed her on the neck and then I took her by the hand Said, "baby, I just want to dance" My pretty little Xadian girl My, my, my, my, my, my, my Xadian girl My, my, my, my, my, my, my Xadian girl My, my, my, my, my, my, my Xadian girl, hey

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[partykale]

Marcos: I never need to see the sun again, bro

Soren: bro why?

Marcos: because your eyes light up my world

Soren: bro

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[raylas-blade]

Ezran: Why did you get arrested?

Callum: We really don’t know.

Rayla: Yeah, we did nothing wrong.

Soren: They got pulled over and when the officer said ‘Papers’, Rayla just yelled ‘Scissors’ and ran off.

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[raylas-blade]

Viren: Someone died in the living room

Aaravos: Guess it’s not a living room anymore

Viren: Get out

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[raylas-blade]

Rayla: *slams bread slices on both sides of Callum’s face* What are you?!

Callum: A total snack

Rayla: *blushing* No

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[raylas-blade]

Claudia: Hey you want a tarot reading?

Callum: Those are Pokémon cards

Claudia: You got magikarp

Callum:

Claudia:

Claudia: It means fuck you.

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[raylas-blade]

Viren: Amaya just told me I have 4 days to live.

Claudia: You’re sick!?

Viren: No, she’s just really pissed at me.

Amaya: IM GOING TO FUCK YOU UP ON TUESDAY!

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[raylas-blade]

Rayla: What’re you two fighting about?

Ethari: He keeps using phrases wrong!

Runaan: Oh cry me a table!

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[raylas-blade]

Callum: Truth or dare?

Rayla: Truth

Callum: How many hours have you slept this week?

Rayla: Dare

Callum: Go to sleep

Rayla: I don’t like this game

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[raylas-blade]

Gren: Lying is wrong!

Amaya: Okay, but what if we lied to get free birthday cake at a restaurant?

Gren:

Gren: Well-

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[raylas-blade]

Rayla: Man I really like Callum

Rayla: I better show him how much he means to me

Rayla: *Sends him a meme at 3am*

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[raylas-blade]

Rayla: I don’t know how to tell you this, but you’re in love with me.

Callum: I am...?

Callum: Oh my god I am!

Ezran: What the fuck kind of confession did I just witness?

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[raylas-blade]

Ethari: We’re so in sync. We even finish each other’s...

Ethari, watching Runaan expectantly: Sss...

Runaan: SSSOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD-

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[raylas-blade]

Amaya: Ok listen up you little shit!

Amaya signing less aggressively: Not you Ezran, you’re an angel, and we’re all glad you’re here

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