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Soren: never microwave a caprisun
Claudia: what’d you do
Soren: I microwaved a caprisun
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Ezran: Can you believe some people can see Bait and not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for him?
Ezran: They don’t even get the urge to kiss him right there. That’s incomprehensible to me.
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Soren: name one time i haven’t acted professional
Viren: you’re holding a juice box right now
Soren: it’s to stop me from spilling my juice
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Viren: a vodka for me and an orange juice for him.
Soren: dad, I’m 18
Viren:
Soren: I can order my own juice
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Callum: We'll handle this the way we always do!
Rayla: brute force?
Ezran: almost dying?
Callum: No--no! By sticking together and never giving up!
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Does Viren Ever Sleep?
Soren: Does Dad ever sleep...?
Claudia: I think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then shuts down...
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Harrow: Callum, you haven't touched your food.
Callum: I touched it. Look, I moved my eggs from there to here.
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I don't know if still looking for the source or anyone has messaged you about this yet, but the quote you posted about Rayla reading Callum's journal is from the movie Bridesmaids. I love your blog btw!
Okay I’m confused I put it as bridesmaids first but then someone said is from that puppet pals thing so what’s the truth
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@insomnia-productions thank u!!
Callum: you read my journal?
Rayla: At first, I didn’t know it was your journal. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
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Callum: you read my journal?
Rayla: At first, I didn't know it was your journal. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
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Viren: Do you wanna talk about your feelings, Claudia?
Claudia: nah
Soren: I do!
Viren: i know, Soren
Soren: I’m sad
Viren: i know, Soren
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Claudia: here have some hot brown morning potion
Soren: it’s cold
Claudia: have some brown morning potion
Soren: it’s green
Claudia: morning potion
Soren: it’s the evening
Claudia: potion
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Claudia: here have some hot brown morning potion
Soren: it’s cold
Claudia: have some brown morning potion
Soren: it’s green
Claudia: morning potion
Soren: it’s the evening
Claudia: potion
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*A meme using > or <*
Soren, sweating: haha… the alligator…. eats…. uh…. fuck oh god no fuck * breaks down crying*
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*A meme using > or <*
Soren, sweating: haha... the alligator.... eats.... uh.... fuck oh god no fuck * breaks down crying*
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Viren: I am at lost for words!
Soren [narrating]: Despite being lost for words, dad yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
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Soren, in the hospital:
My name is Soren
I am a poet
Because I
Just got paralyzed
Because I
Took a direct hit from a dragon
A creature
Everyone thought had
DIED.
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