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cod-dump · 3 days

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Ghost: You have thirty seconds to run and I already started counting

Graves: What-

Ghost: *lunges at him*

Graves: *screams*

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metallictastinglifesupportliquid · 2 days

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Price: Where did you get that bruise? Simon: *flashback to walking into a wall while looking at pictures of Y/N* Simon: I'm in a gang, Captain

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call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes · 3 days

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Soap: Have you ever wondered about how an author would describe you in a novel?

Price: “He walks with the confidence of a man who knows he's doing the right thing.”

Gaz: “His laughter was like thunder. A hot thunder.”

Ghost: “And then there’s this asshole...”

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feralgoblinqueen · 2 days

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Y/N: Ghost is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Soap: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, give’em a smooch.

Gaz: Kick him in the shins!

Price: Dump him.

Ghost: Just ask me to lean down!

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mactavishenjoyer · 2 days

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Soap:"Why is Price beating the shit out of a rookie?"

Ghost:"Oh, he told Roach he'd always be a woman, misgendered him, and then outed him to all the rookies."

Soap, leaning out the door to yell:"CUT OFF HIS DICK!"

Price, yelling back:"ALREADY PLANNING ON IT!"

Price, still kicking the rookie:"HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY BOY!!!!"

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tanked-up · 3 days

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Soap’s just scrolling….

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octopiys · 8 hours

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Alejandro: I hate verbs in English

Alejandro: I dance

Alejandro: you dance

Rodolfo: si

Alejandro: he dances.

Alejandro: why?

Soap: huh?

Alejandro, pointing at Phillip: is he dancing more than me?

Rodolfo: I don't think so-

Alejandro: six hundred and forty five people dance, and

Alejandro: he dances.

Soap:

Alejandro: how much is this mother fucker dancing?

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super-marvel-dc · 8 months

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Soldier 1, talking about Ghost: I heard he's horrible.

Soldier 2: Yeah, dude probably has an iceberg for a heart.

Soldier 1: Prob- wait, where's Y/N?

*Meanwhile, in the other room*

Y/N: Hold still!

Ghost: I had an itch!

Y/N, putting stickers on Ghosts mask: I don't care, you're going to mess me up.

Ghost: *Rolls his eyes but let's Y/N continue while he's smiling behind his mask.*

Y/N: *Puts a gold star on Ghost* there. Perfect, just like you.

Ghost, tearing up: Thank you.

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v1x3n · 1 month

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princessdimondheart · 6 months

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Y/N: Simon?

Ghost: Yes, love?

Y/N: Can you come here for a second?

Ghost: yeah *goes to where Y/N is standing*

Y/N: sit on the couch *nudges him*

Ghost: *sits, confused* what is it?

Y/N: *places hands behind his neck and pulls his head closer* just come here

Y/N: *proceeds to shove Simon’s face into her well endowed bosom.*

Ghost: ?? Ghost: *muffled* ummm, ‘hat’s the poin’ of thiss luv?

Y/N: ssssshhhhhhh

Ghost: hah?? *tries to pull away*

Y/N: *shoves his face deeper into her boobs*

Y/N: sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh

Ghost: ….. *mentally: okaayyy* *gives up and relaxes*

Ghost: *tightens his arms around Y/N* *cuddles his face further in her breasts*

Ghost: *slides his hands down* *squeezes her ass with both hands* mmmmhh

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blingblong55 · 1 month

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Committed- 141&Los Vaqueros

Reader was kidnapped but somehow made it out under less than 24 hours for a specific reason

Price: we know what this group does to people in our team...

Ghost: if we don't find them in 24...we notify the spouse

Gaz: can they even make it?

Ale: they will

Rudy: they have to

*Soap comes running into the room*

Soap: GUYS!GUYS!CHECK THE NEWS!

-On tv-

News reporter: and are you sure this isn't some prank?

R/N: I'm telling you...i escaped, they choked me..to death...woke up in some coffin, my phone is at 1%...but i can't break my duolingo streak...I'm learning Mexican because my wife is spanish

-everyone looks at Rudy-

Rudy: they're learning spanish for me?*water eyes bc..#proudwife*

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cod-dump · 3 days

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Ghost: I’m going to use your neck as a stress toy and squeeze until your eyes pop out of your skull

Graves: I-

Nik: Careful, he’ll enjoy it

Graves: NIK

Ghost: NO- *gags loudly*

Nik: He really enjoys it when you-

Graves, slapping a hand over his mouth while bright red: SHUT UP-

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metallictastinglifesupportliquid · 3 months

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Y/N: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Y/N: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Ghost, sweating: PRICE

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call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes · 3 days

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Soap: So… König.

Ghost: What about him?

Soap: We were at the mess hall and he tried to ask for cutlery but forgot the word and ended up saying “I need food weapons”

Soap: I want you to know I will now be referring to them by nothing else.

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slut4-haydenchristensen · 14 days

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soap: i failed my rookie training safety test today

ghost: why? what happened?

soap: well, one of the questions was “in case of a fire, what steps should you take?”

ghost: and?

soap: apparently “fucking large ones” isn’t an acceptable answer

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mactavishenjoyer · 2 days

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Gaz:"Why aren't Ghost and Roach talking to each other?"

Soap:"Oh they broke up."

Gaz:"THEY WHAT?"

Soap:"Don't worry they will be dating again by noon."

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