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#incorrect d.gray-man quotes
Lavi: Do you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?
Allen: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.
Lavi: THE WHO
Allen: Oh this is not a safe place suddenly!
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hoshikai · 2 months
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komui : come on, i wasn't that drunk!
lenalee : you tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said i was important.
komui : but you are
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Allen: I think I'm going the right way
Kanda: he said, hesitantly
Allen:
Allen: I'm not even going the right way
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d-gray-place · 3 months
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Lavi and Allen in jail
Allen: So who do we call?
Lavi: Well we should probably call Komui, but I feel safer in jail.
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manadcampbellrpblog · 2 years
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Neah: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Mana: You're like 15 years old Neah: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
XD yes he will
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cherry-writes-stuff · 6 years
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Lavi: pineapple on pizza.
Allen: repeat that disgusting slander again and you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
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candy-crackpot · 4 years
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Neah at Allen and Mana:  Live each day as if it's your last, 'cause I'm gonna kill you but I'm not very good with schedules
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redcrossroads · 4 years
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Lenalee: Did you find the Innocence?
Lavi: No. But we found an empty pack of cigarettes, a broken high heel, a half full bottle of vodka and a torn stocking.
Allen: Looks like my Master walked through these woods. So, I'd say we're one step closer to finding him.
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Neah: Bitches be like “You mine”.
Neah: First of all, I’m on probation, “I” belong to the state.
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hoshikai · 2 months
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alma : i just kinda feel like we were meant for each other. i mean, look how fate keeps throwing us together
kanda :
kanda : it's 3am and you're stuck on my window. how did you even get in there?
alma : fate, yuu, weren't you listening?
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hoshikai · 10 months
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lavi : everything might go wrong
lenalee : you need to be more confident
lavi : okay
lavi : everything will go wrong.
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Lavi: Now I’m sad, why would you say that?
Allen: because I’m tired and grumpy
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hoshikai · 2 months
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[at a job interview]
interviewer : do you have any experience babysitting ?
sheryl : [glares at tyki through the window]
sheryl : yes.
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hoshikai · 2 months
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allen : one day, there will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.
tyki : i love those moments! i like to wave at them when they pass by.
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hoshikai · 2 months
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lavi : ok, so here's the plan. first, we pull the fire alarm.
lenalee : have you lost it? if we pull the fire alarm without a real fire, we'll get in trouble!
lavi : you're right. first, we start a fire-
bookman, from another room : NO WE DON'T
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Allen: My brain is so wrinkly!
Lavi: Your brain is braining!
Allen:
Allen: I wouldn't go that far
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