#incorrect dgm quotes

[mysteriouslypinkconnoisseur]

Lavi: Do you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Allen: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.

Lavi: THE WHO

Allen: Oh this is not a safe place suddenly!

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[incorrect-allen-walker]

Allen: My being drunk isn’t your comedy sketch

Kanda: I beg to differ, that’s the third lamppost you’ve walked into thus far.

Allen:

Allen: You, good sir, are wrong, they walked into me.

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[a-sad-writer]

Kanda: *lovingly gazing at sleeping Allen*

Kanda: *to Timcanpy who sits on his shoulder* Look at him. I would die for him. I would kill for him.

Kanda: ...

Kanda: Either way, what bliss.

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[pokerpairfan123]

we are so baack!!!

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[hoshikai]

komui : come on, i wasn't that drunk!

lenalee : you tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said i was important.

komui : but you are

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[chaoticace2005]

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[d-gray-place]

Lavi and Allen in jail

Allen: So who do we call?

Lavi: Well we should probably call Komui, but I feel safer in jail.

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[49thname]

Lavi: we all have our red flags.

Lavi, grabbing Tyki: this one’s mine.

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[fluffykitkat]

Allen: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Lavi : Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Lenalee : Why were you microwaving a lemon???

Lavi : I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Kanda : Did you burn an orange too? How???

Lavi : Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

*silence*

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[redcrossroads]

Miranda: Allen is such a polite and sweet young man!

Lavi: He literally rips his arm off and beats people to death with it.

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[demonic-kitsuwolfane]

Admin did a Thing!!!!

Sorry Not Sorry!!!! Muwahahaha!

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[mysteriouslypinkconnoisseur]

Neah: Bitches be like “You mine”.

Neah: First of all, I’m on probation, “I” belong to the state.

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[incorrect-allen-walker]

Lavi: Who made you cry?!

Allen, glumly: Mortality…

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[a-sad-writer]

Allen: *batting his eyelashes* *unbuttoning his shirt* I don't have the money. Oh, if only there was a different way I could pay you the rent... Kanda: *taking of his tanktop* I think we can come to an arrangement... Lavi: We just can't play Monopoly like normal people, can we?!

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[pokerpairfan123]

part 6 or 7 idk at this point 🤗

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[hoshikai]

alma : i just kinda feel like we were meant for each other. i mean, look how fate keeps throwing us together

kanda :

kanda : it's 3am and you're stuck on my window. how did you even get in there?

alma : fate, yuu, weren't you listening?

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