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whereare-myglasses · 2 months

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Soap: If you think about it-

Ghost: Don't make me think

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megumifushigucci · 1 year

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Alejandro and Rodolfo incorrect ship quotes Pt.2

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Alejandro: Hermano-

Rodolfo: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Rodolfo: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me Hermano??

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Alejandro: Hey, Rudy , what do you think it would be like if we had kids?

Rodolfo: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Alejandro: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?

Rodolfo: Can't really say I have.

Alejandro: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.

Rodolfo: Sorry, Sir . For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

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Alejandro: Rudy , you love me, right?

Rodolfo: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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Alejandro: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Rodolfo: Wow. He sounds stupid.

Alejandro: But he’s not. He’s really smart actually. Just dense.

Rodolfo: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Alejandro: I guess you’re right. Hey Rudy , I love you.

Rodolfo: See! Just say that!

Alejandro: Santa mierda.

Rodolfo: If that flies over his head then, sorry, Sir, but he’s too dumb for you.

Alejandro: Rudy.

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Alejandro: Are you ready to commit?

Rodolfo: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Alejandro: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Rodolfo: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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Alejandro , sweating: Rodolfo , there’s something I need to ask you-

Rodolfo: Finally! You’re proposing!

Alejandro: How’d you know?

Rodolfo: Alejandro , you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Rodolfo: I even picked it up once.

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metallictastinglifesupportliquid · 3 months

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Y/N: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Y/N: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Ghost, sweating: PRICE

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v1x3n · 1 month

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mactavishenjoyer · 21 days

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(wedding planning)

Soap:"your dad? Duh."

Ghost:"He's dead."

Soap:"Oh my fucking god he Is literally right there. I don't care if Price and you got in a fight he's still your dad and I want him in our wedding."

Price:"I- I'm not his dad?"

Soap:

Gaz:"Bullshit."

Roach:"Biggest damn lie I've heard all month."

Soap:"Womp Womp, you're not getting out of the wedding."

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cod-dump · 27 days

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Soap about Ghost: I can fix him

Gaz: He has like four other people also trying to fix him. I’m one of them

Soap: What-

Gaz: We’re starting to look like a fucking construction crew

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call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes · 1 month

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Exfil thoughts with Soap MacTavish and Ghost Riley.

Soap: “You'll never find the body” is such a boring threat. A better threat would be “You'll never stop finding the body”.

Ghost: “They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months and you'll still be alive for three of them.”

Soap: Now, that's a threat!

Price: ...

Price: I'm proud but concerned.

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princessdimondheart · 6 months

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Y/N: Simon?

Ghost: Yes, love?

Y/N: Can you come here for a second?

Ghost: yeah *goes to where Y/N is standing*

Y/N: sit on the couch *nudges him*

Ghost: *sits, confused* what is it?

Y/N: *places hands behind his neck and pulls his head closer* just come here

Y/N: *proceeds to shove Simon’s face into her well endowed bosom.*

Ghost: ?? Ghost: *muffled* ummm, ‘hat’s the poin’ of thiss luv?

Y/N: ssssshhhhhhh

Ghost: hah?? *tries to pull away*

Y/N: *shoves his face deeper into her boobs*

Y/N: sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh

Ghost: ….. *mentally: okaayyy* *gives up and relaxes*

Ghost: *tightens his arms around Y/N* *cuddles his face further in her breasts*

Ghost: *slides his hands down* *squeezes her ass with both hands* mmmmhh

Masterlist

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tanked-up · 1 month

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NOT GHOST SHUSHING SOAP-

Bickering like an old couple

#STOP #what if I needed to know-#SHH #ghostsoap #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #ghost mw2 #simon riley #cod meme #call of duty mwii #incorrect cod quotes

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blingblong55 · 1 month

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Committed- 141&Los Vaqueros

Reader was kidnapped but somehow made it out under less than 24 hours for a specific reason

Price: we know what this group does to people in our team...

Ghost: if we don't find them in 24...we notify the spouse

Gaz: can they even make it?

Ale: they will

Rudy: they have to

*Soap comes running into the room*

Soap: GUYS!GUYS!CHECK THE NEWS!

-On tv-

News reporter: and are you sure this isn't some prank?

R/N: I'm telling you...i escaped, they choked me..to death...woke up in some coffin, my phone is at 1%...but i can't break my duolingo streak...I'm learning Mexican because my wife is spanish

-everyone looks at Rudy-

Rudy: they're learning spanish for me?*water eyes bc..#proudwife*

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slut4-haydenchristensen · 16 days

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soap: i failed my rookie training safety test today

ghost: why? what happened?

soap: well, one of the questions was “in case of a fire, what steps should you take?”

ghost: and?

soap: apparently “fucking large ones” isn’t an acceptable answer

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super-marvel-dc · 8 months

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Soldier 1, talking about Ghost: I heard he's horrible.

Soldier 2: Yeah, dude probably has an iceberg for a heart.

Soldier 1: Prob- wait, where's Y/N?

*Meanwhile, in the other room*

Y/N: Hold still!

Ghost: I had an itch!

Y/N, putting stickers on Ghosts mask: I don't care, you're going to mess me up.

Ghost: *Rolls his eyes but let's Y/N continue while he's smiling behind his mask.*

Y/N: *Puts a gold star on Ghost* there. Perfect, just like you.

Ghost, tearing up: Thank you.

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megumifushigucci · 1 year

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Alejandro and Rodolfo incorrect ship quotes Pt.1

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Alejandro: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Rodolfo: That's great, Colonel. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

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Rodolfo: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Soap asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Alejandro: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Rudy, already taking off his clothes: God, Colonel, you’re so fucking stupid.

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Alejandro: Do you want to know your gay name?

Rodolfo: My... my gay name?

Alejandro: Yeah, it's Rudy-

Rodolfo: Haha. Very funny, Sir-

Alejandro: *gets down on one knee* And Vargas.

Rodolfo: Oh- oh my god.

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Rodolfo: Let’s watch Coco.

Alejandro: Okay.

Rodolfo: And make out during the scary parts.

Alejandro: Th-

Alejandro: The scary parts.

Alejandro: Of Coco.

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Alejandro: Two brooooos!

Rodolfo: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Alejandro: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!

Rodolfo:

Alejandro:

Rodolfo: *tearing up*

Alejandro: Amor, c'mon...

Rodolfo: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.

Alejandro: Amor...

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Alejandro : *seductively takes off glasses*

Alejandro : Wow...

Rodolfo : *blushes* Haha... what?

Alejandro : You're really fucking blurry.

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metallictastinglifesupportliquid · 25 days

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Y/N: Come on, I want to show you something Y/N: *turns and walks away* Ghost: Nice Y/N: That's not it but thank you

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v1x3n · 1 month

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mactavishenjoyer · 1 month

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09' Ghost, into his radio: "ROACH! ROACH! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!?? RESPOND!"

09' soap:"how the hell is he going to respond when he can't fucking talk!"

09' Ghost :"he'll make someone else do it"

09' soap: "that's the stupidest thing I have heard all day."

A random man over their radios :"EAST HALLWAY! PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND KI-"*gunshot*

09' Ghost, with heart eyes:"see, I told you!"

09' Soap:

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