Nick Fury: That's why I came up with the Avengers initiative
Tony:
Tony :Bullshit, what's the real reason?
Nick Fury:*sighs*
Nick Fury: Natasha, my adopted aggressive murder child, needs new friends
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Steve: I can't believe that I'm single on Valentinesday
Natascha: well you know what they say... Roses are red, violets are blue.
Steve: please don't
Natascha: vodka is cheaper than dinner for two
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Steve: Women should not curse
Natasha: Get fucked
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