Highlighters
(Y/N and Peter studying together)
Peter- Y/N, don’t highlight the whole book. Just highlight what you think is important.
Y/N- Okay *Uses highlighter on Peter*
Peter-
Y/N-
Peter- *realises and blushes madly*
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Y/N: *Running on a treadmill because health and fitness*
Deadpool: ...
Spider-Man: ...
Deadpool: :(..
Spider-Man: ?...
Deadpool: look at her.. running away from all her problems... :(
Spider-Man: ... *sigh*
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i love nat with my WHOLE heart, BUT I HAD TO i would like to formally apologise in advance-
[ nat and y/n getting spicy in the bedroom ]
nat: mmph... talk dirty to me baby
y/n: *who is on top of her* what do you mean?
nat: degrade me detka *smirks*
y/n: *still confused* huh?
nat: its kinda like consensual insulting? say something mean *smirks again*
y/n: ohhhhh ok. i don't mean ANYTHING i say, ok?
nat: of course *sedooctevlay* gimme all you got malysh
y/n: alrighty ..... um..... ur such a f**kin wh0r3
nat: mmmm yeahhh-
y/n: i bet u shower NAKED
[ vine boom ]
nat: ????
y/n: yeah! what a sl€t
nat: baby-
y/n: what are u? a hooker who gets zero bi**hes so the only option she got is to wh0r3 herself out to the damn bathroom and its contents???
[ vine boom ]
y/n: the only thing squirtin for u is the shampoo bottle when u squeeze it to wash that split ended, greasy, flat-a$$, no volume hair of urs
[ vine boom ]
y/n: and speaking of "flat-a$$", you FLAT as HELL
[ vine boom ]
y/n: no front
[ vine boom ]
y/n: no back
[ vine boom ]
y/n: bestie u built like a floor-board flown in from hogwarts
[ vine boom ]
nat: i-
y/n: NOBODY knows if they standing infront, or behind u
[ vine boom ]
nat: *in complete shock*
y/n: *smirking* did that make you h0rknee?
nat: um..... for a first try... no im not gonna lie we really need to work on that
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Marvel: This is a hacking device. Tony built it. He can put it on the side of any computer and download his AI into it with no problem.
My suspension of disbelief: Sure okay 👍
Marvel: This is another hacking device. It's part of an arrow. Clint can shoot it into the wind and aim it perfectly into a USB port.
My suspension of disbelief: Gotcha, no problem
Marvel: During the Blip all the world governments open their borders and allowed people to immigrate freely.
Me:
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Natasha: We have a problem.
Clint: No, YOU have a problem. I just have a wife who keeps creating them.
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Sam: Oh shut up, I know you like musicals
Bucky: What??? I don't
Sam: I simply don't believe you
*a few days later *
Sam, under his breath: September 1st, 1989
Bucky, automatically replies: Dear diary
Bucky: FUCK
Sam: HA
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Stephen Strange x reader misquote #2
Stephen: Is that my shirt?
You: Lots of people have shirts like this.
Stephen: Is that my book?
You: Everyone’s reading this book.
Stephen: Is that…my cloak?
You:
You: No?
Cloak: *waves at Stephen*
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steven: [out for a walk - sees a kid slip in a puddle]
steven: ow, that looked like it hurt. poor kid :(
marc - reflected in said puddle: [literally busting at the seams holding in his laugh]
steven: MARC NO
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