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#incorrect squad 312 quotes
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Tyler: Okay, I've left instructions for everyone for while I'm gone. Fin: Mine just says "Finian no" Tyler: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Things my friends have said as Aurora rising characters
Auri: *eating a mouldy banana* It’s questionable.
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Scar: Jesus speaks to me
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Cat: Asparagus is my new favourite colour.
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Ty: Mickey was a rat. right?
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Fin: I’ve always wanted to eat a lorax.
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Saedii: You have no shoes on you fucking goblin
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Fin: The Jesus fandom is weird
Zila: I think they prefer being called christians.
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Kal: I've tried being white. It didn't work out.
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catalyst-and-chaos · 2 years
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aurora cycle as things my theatre friends have said
Most of these were during acting exercises or improv sessions, so please don’t be concerned. Also most of this will be Fin.
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Scar and Fin: *having an argument* Fin, loudly: RYAN REYNOLDS IS HOT, OKAY?
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Tyler: I have a hidden fortune in my room.
Kal (deadpan): may i see your room?
Scar and Fin, simultaneously: ‘may i see your room’ title of your sex tape
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Tyler: we’re normal people.
Auri: we just spent half an hour talking about the standard colour of doors.
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Teacher: right. Cat and Fin were talking, so they can run the lines (a/n; we were not).
Cat: *runs lines properly* Fin: Did somebody say *attempts to cape whirl and then trips over* dracoy malfoy? (a/n yes, he really said dracoy)
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Auri: no dream is too duck with leak
Tyler: what a fuckin ominous thing to text at 10am on a school day.
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Auri: I’m not saying Zila’s murdered someone but…
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starfallkaz · 2 years
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Incorrect Aurora Rising #15
Auri: Welcome to the fuck Saedii club. In this house we say “Fuck you” to Saedii Gilwraeth.
Tyler, standing up abruptly: there’s been a misunderstanding, can I quit the club-
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Zila: I know how daunting individual missions can be.
Zila: So, if anyone is feeling anxious or worried or even if you just want to chat
Zila: Please
Zila: PLEASE do not come crying to me.
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Fin: Guys, I think it’s time I tell everyone that...I’m bisexual. I just hope everyone is okay with it.
Squad 312: That’s fine-
Fin: Haha just kidding I don’t care what you fuckers think.
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Scarlett: *watching the news* Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Fin, Auri, and Saedii: *enter soaking wet and covered in ink* Fin: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Aurora Academy Cadet: *starstruck* Wow, what's it like working with Squad 312? Saedii: Imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people. Cadet: Okay... Saedii: Nothing like that.
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Zila: I am the smartest person in the Aurora Legion. I am an asset to my squad. I- Fin: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine? Zila: I paid for my skittles. I am getting my skittles.
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Kal: I have been dropping subtle hints that Aurora is my lifelove. Auri: Hey Kal! Kal: You are an insignificant puny human.
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Legionnaire: Hey, Fin? Can I get some dating advice? Finian: Just because I am with Scarlett Jones doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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[After Cat suggests flushing Auri out the airlock]
Kal: You can't do that.
Cat: Why not?
Kal: Because you don't have all the information.
Cat: Which is?
Kal: I love her.
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Auri: Fin, you're blocking the view. Finian: Stowaway, I am the view. [Scarlett Jones likes this post]
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Tyler: Team building exercise time. What do the words "take out" mean to you? Scarlett: Food. Fin: A hitman. Kal: A date. Zila: All three if you aren't a coward.
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Kal: *lying next to Auri while she's sleeping* Nice. Auri: *cuddles closer to Kal in her sleep* Kal, choking back tears: NICE.
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Scarlett: Maybe I'm dreaming. Pinch me. Scarlett: Scarlett: Not on the butt, Finian. Fin: Sorry, it was just there.
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