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writerswho · 3 days
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[playing a couple’s trivia game]
Uraraka: Deku, what is Todoroki's favorite fish?
Midoriya: Penguin.
Uraraka: I don’t think you understood—
Todoroki, holding up a paper saying “penguin” on it: BAM!
Midoriya: I know my man.
Todoroki: It’s like we have one brain.
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Cherri, rolling her eye at a drunk Husk: How can anything be wrong between you and Angie? You love him more than I do.
Vaggie: *Looks at Cherri*
Cherri: It’s true and I’m okay with it.
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*Y/N and Jason arguing*
Dick: *to Damian* Should we leave?
Damian: No, no. I want to see L/N make Todd cry
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incorrectbatfam · 5 months
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Bruce: What does Damian want this time?
Dick: A fifty-dollar squirt gun.
Bruce: A fifty-dollar squirt gun? No really, what does he want?
Damian: Father, we're not talking an ordinary squirt gun. We're talking the Hydrosat 3000Z.
Bruce: That's nice, son. Pretty steep ask though, maybe for the holidays.
Damian: Hey great, a water gun in December. I'll be the little boy spreading pneumonia.
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batfamgalore · 1 year
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*Dick is injured but he convinces Bruce to let him go on a recon mission to get intel and it goes bad*
Bruce: I thought you said you wouldn’t have to fight?
Dick: Bruce, you should know by now that I’m wrong about absolutely everything.
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Slughorn: You can't tell Evan and Barty what to do. I've been trying to do that since their first year. I remember when I try to separate their derks. Evan kicked me. Barty bit me. And some little punk kept saying "Leave them alone! They should get married!". Regulus: I was cute then, huh? Slughorn: Precious.
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hoarder-of-dragons · 1 year
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Arthur: Camelot is my very essence. Okay, and as I climb the ladder to lead a prosperous kingdom, I want you there right with me.
Merlin: Next to you?
Arthur: Behind me. That's how ladders work.
Merlin:
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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 months
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Kate: Will you be my girlfriend?
Yelena: [kisses Kate]
Kate: Yes or no?
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incorrect-losers · 20 days
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Mike: As a member of the Bowers Gang, is it a distraction being gay?
Eddie *terrified*: AGH
Mike:
Bowers Gang:
The losers:
Vic:
Vic: Thank you
Eddie: What??
Vic: I’ve been holding it in for so long
Vic *turning to the Bowers Gang*: Fellas, I’m gay
Henry: That’s okay Vic, so are we
Vic: Really?
Belch: Yeah
Eddie: ???
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writerswho · 1 month
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Bakugou: Becoming the Number One is my very essence, okay. And as I climb the ladder to success, I want you there right with me.
Midoriya: Next to you?
Bakugou: Behind me. That's how ladders work.
Midoriya:...
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waterfire1848 · 2 months
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[ Modern AU. Hakoda finally gets angry at Zuko and Azula. ] Hakoda: Why are you working so hard to impress me? Why don't you impress your own father!? Azula: Our father's in prison. Hakoda: Well impress your mother then. Zuko: Our mother's gone too. Hakoda:...Both of your parents are in prison? Azula: Our mother abandoned us. Hakoda: What? Your mother walked out on your family? Zuko: Yes. She had some issues.
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Y/N: Nag, nag, nag. What are you, my mom?
Sam: *sarcastically* Yes. And what a joy it is
Y/N: Sorry, mom, I shouldn’t take my anger out on you. That’s what Dean’s for. Dean!
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cabin9sblog · 1 year
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Percy: Oh, Grover, look! Our old clubhouse sign. Grover: Yeah, "No Girls Allowed." That lasted long. Percy: Hey, I was in love. Annabeth: And I threatened to sue.
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batfamgalore · 1 year
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Jason: Nag, nag, nag. What are you, my mom?
Alfred: Yes. And what a joy it is.
Jason: Sorry, mom, I shouldn’t take my anger out on you. That’s what Tim is for. Tim!
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darkcrowprincess · 5 months
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Billy Batson: Well, I am shocked and dismayed. Freddy Freeman: Well, no you can't be both. You be shocked, I'll be dismayed.
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