Johan: *questioning a witness*
Johan: Are you aware of-
Manjoume: Objection, leading the witness.
Judai: *pounds gavel*
Judai: Overruled. I don't know what that means.
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[Trapped]
[Yusei finds himself locked in a room that is filling up with some form of gas. Yugi and Jaden are banging on the window on the other side, trying to get his attention]
Yusei: What?
Jaden: You’re breathing in posion!
Yusei: It’s okay, I grew up in the slums. I’m immune.
Yugi & Jaden: What?!
[Yusei just gives a thumbs-up as the toxic fumes continue to fill the room]
Jaden: Dude!
Yugi: You’re gonna die!
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Jaden: Man, this is something that even a man can cry at.
Aster: I made a guy cry once. I hid his keys for a week, but I kept moving them so he thought he was going insane.
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Jaden: I thought it'd be easy peasy lemon squeezy
Jaden: But it turned out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult
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Ryo, meeting Atticus after calling him: I need your help.
Fubuki: That's disappointing. I thought this was a booty call.
Ryo: ...
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im just up to something
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Johan: *Gets into a fight*
Judai: Oh my God, somebody stop them!
Yubel, from the back: THAT’S IT, JOHAN. FINISH HIM OFF.
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Chazz, creating a presentation for class:
Chazz: Say “hey slackers”? Check.
Chazz: Make a dumb, bordering on inappropriate joke? Check.
Chazz: Don’t cite any sources? Check.
Chazz: And… directly insult a demographic?
Chazz, looking at his slide that calls Slifer Red students poor assholes:
Chazz: Looks good.
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Yuma: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Yusei: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Yusaku: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Yuya: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Yugi: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Judai: Mental stability, my old friend!
Yuma: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?
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If Yubel were human:
Yubel, angsting: I cannot be harmed, only harm others.
Judai: Because you wear spikes all over yourself, Yubel.
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Ryo: I need to get something off my chest.
Edo: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.
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*Yugioh Gang talking about their family and problems during duels*
Y/n: they should invent a parent who is normal and says normal things and has normal interactions with their child or children
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Tania when dueling Bastion: You sure know how to give a woman a good time.
Chazz: If you call that good, I don't know what you call bad, but hey I am not judging... okay I totally am.
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Jaden: Chazz, I'm sorry I dropped that lit firecracker in your room and held the door shut. In my defense, I thought you'd think it was funny...
Chazz, readying his taser: Yeah, hilarious
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Jesse: I notice your don't have a lifeguard at your beach
Jaden, genuinely not getting it: this isn't a beach it's a bathtub!
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