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#incorrext kpop texts
jowoochan · 4 years
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Hash Swan: I hate you with every inch of my body!
Changmo: That’s not a lot of inches.
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slvtformitski · 5 years
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Stray Kids incorrect quotes by Dan Howell
Minho: fight me you ceramic bitch
Hyunjin: that's the sound of me "nope"ing
Han: I'm the living embodiment of 'it could be worse'
Seungmin: sand... fuck off
Jeongin: I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly
Woojin: holy mother of rectangles
Chan: I'm just a humble trash can trying to roll my way through life
Changbin: let's get the hecky heck out of here
Felix: come for the accent, stay for the existential crisis
Chan: I'm holding you back from achieving things in your life by forcing you to sit here and watch this
Minho: oh jesus fuck
Han: stalk him until he loves you
Seungmin: wet n wild, just like me
Felix: gender rolls are the best kind of bread
Woojin: anime has a lot more abs
Changbin: naked Justin Timberlake would objectively be the best birthday present ever
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